Chinese

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was just in a Chinese restaurant when a duck came up to me, gave me a rose and said, "Your eyes sparkle like Diamonds"

I went straight up to the counter and said to the guy taking orders "What's this? I ordered AROMATIC duck"

By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"I was just in a Chinese restaurant when a duck came up to me, gave me a rose and said, "Your eyes sparkle like Diamonds"

I went straight up to the counter and said to the guy taking orders "What's this? I ordered AROMATIC duck""

And the one that popped up briefly from behind the counter was a peeking duck

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was just in a Chinese restaurant when a duck came up to me, gave me a rose and said, "Your eyes sparkle like Diamonds"

I went straight up to the counter and said to the guy taking orders "What's this? I ordered AROMATIC duck"

And the one that popped up briefly from behind the counter was a peeking duck "

And when he popped up he lavished you with praised but instantly scorned you too... He was a sweet and sour duck

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll get my coat...

By *he rover returnedWoman over a year ago

xxx

"I'll get my coat... "

Omg its so bad its good

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll get my coat...

Omg its so bad its good

I know... I'm in need of help

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go see a quack

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could have been worst....he could have told you your teeth are like stars....they come out at night.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll get my coat... "

This saved you massively.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jesus balloons are very expensive these days.....but sher that's inflation for you!