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"And off we go again. Easy pour me a fecking lovely cold beer please ![]() ![]() ![]() Well my Absinthe pint with the fairy liquid top is getting near empty. And I can see 5 of everyone. So another pleash and tank ooh. Hic ![]() | |||
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"And off we go again. Easy pour me a fecking lovely cold beer please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Have a seat and I will bring it over to you...wouldn't want to spill any green stuff on the carpet in here ![]() | |||
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"At juke box...plays sweet dreams by the Eurythmics. Starts dancing with the bikers. Hey Fiery x Cheers Easy " ![]() | |||
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"And off we go again. Easy pour me a fecking lovely cold beer please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() it's sticky enough as it is. ![]() | |||
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"At juke box...plays sweet dreams by the Eurythmics. Starts dancing with the bikers. Hey Fiery x Cheers Easy " Hey Madame B | |||
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"50% correct ![]() ![]() ![]() What? Spit it out what sign are you? And I'll have another summer wine please, but red wine also called Sangria! ![]() | |||
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"50% correct ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Jug of Sangria.. Coming up. | |||
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"And off we go again. Easy pour me a fecking lovely cold beer please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That carpet could write a book just by following the stains ![]() | |||
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"And off we go again. Easy pour me a fecking lovely cold beer please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yup... Its got more food on it than a menu ![]() | |||
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"Pisces btw" hmmmm that explains why you are at the bar every night ![]() | |||
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"Pisces btw hmmmm that explains why you are at the bar every night ![]() Only because I pass out ![]() | |||
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"Pisces btw hmmmm that explains why you are at the bar every night ![]() Me too Easy. Hey Peach, what you having? Easy has been serving without charging... | |||
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"Pisces btw hmmmm that explains why you are at the bar every night ![]() Two fish.. Interesting ![]() | |||
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"And off we go again. Easy pour me a fecking lovely cold beer please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I wasn't referring to the multiple food stains ![]() | |||
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"Pisces here too" Whoop whoop | |||
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"And off we go again. Easy pour me a fecking lovely cold beer please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Anything is not the business of the house.. | |||
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"I'm off to the corner to hook up with someone seen as I'm a little worse for wear.....I shall be watching you all... ![]() ![]() Come behind the bar.. You can squeeze my lemons | |||
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"I'm off to the corner to hook up with someone seen as I'm a little worse for wear.....I shall be watching you all... ![]() ![]() What you having Missy and DD...easy is pulling out all the stops tonight by giving free drinks ![]() | |||
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"I'm off to the corner to hook up with someone seen as I'm a little worse for wear.....I shall be watching you all... ![]() ![]() ![]() Grey goose vodka on the rocks | |||
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"I'm off to the corner to hook up with someone seen as I'm a little worse for wear.....I shall be watching you all... ![]() ![]() ![]() Nothing is free... I'm expecting sexually favours previously unknown ![]() | |||
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"Am I dead yet?" What you drinking SSS? I hope not ![]() | |||
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"I'm off to the corner to hook up with someone seen as I'm a little worse for wear.....I shall be watching you all... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Figured I was gonna be paying somehow ![]() | |||
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"Aries ![]() And it's a whiskey I believe Anya | |||
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"Aries ![]() Jameson. Anya? ![]() | |||
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"Pisces btw hmmmm that explains why you are at the bar every night ![]() Sangria aka Summer wine. I kind of knew you were a pisces for the sexy and unapologetic Erin Brockovich style with killer heels ![]() | |||
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"Aries ![]() hey Anya did you get any love bites yet ![]() | |||
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"Am I dead yet? What you drinking SSS? I hope not ![]() Nothing actually...that's probably what's wrong | |||
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"Aries ![]() ![]() Only limited editions ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Am I dead yet? What you drinking SSS? I hope not ![]() Sounds like you need a stiff one ![]() | |||
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"Aries ![]() ![]() Haha at this motel? Well, we have played a few games with Mr BogM and Ms DD As far as I remember ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Aries ![]() Only whiskey, Madame ![]() | |||
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"I'm off to the corner to hook up with someone seen as I'm a little worse for wear.....I shall be watching you all... ![]() ![]() I kind of prefer doing the same tonight instead of going for food ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Aries ![]() ![]() Unless you want to assist me in clearing the tab with Easy ![]() | |||
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"According to an exhaustive reseach the experts concluded that these are the most common crimes attached to the zodiac signs. Maybe when interrogating the suspects Detective K should inquire for this info Aries - Pickpocket Taurus - Drugdealer Gemini - Burglar Cancer - Fraud Leo - Hacker Virgo - Cult leader Libra - Stalker Scorpio - Con Artist Sagittarius - Murderer Capricorn - Assasssin Aquarius - Money Lundering Pisces - Violent Protest Leader The same research also has shown that these are the typical behaviours when d*unk Aries - Wakes up with bruises Taurus- Left the bar early to get food Gemini - Has heart to heart with someone they just met Cancer - Initiates shots, crying somewhere 2 hours later Leo - Flirting with everyone and posting too many IG stories Virgo - Never too d*unk enough, would rather be at home Libra - Disappears to go hook with someone Scorpio - Either plastered d*unk or completely sober. Makes it mission to get laid Sagittarius - Never wants the party end "After party!?!" Capricorn - Trying to keep it together until they vomit and get kicked out Aquarius - No one knows what they're laughing at Pisces - Most likely to pass out Now the bar is ooen before they get too d*unk everyone should now confirm this info to help with the investigation. I'm a Taurus my alibi is that after my drink I leave to get some rissoles and happy mushrooms ![]() ![]() Going by your research if correct....I'm a stalking Hook up artist ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good evening all At least we don't have to rush the drinks at midnight any more " Evening BogMankini ![]() | |||
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"Good evening all At least we don't have to rush the drinks at midnight any more " You gotta love a private private private bar Bog. Even in this kinky 2 star kip... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"According to an exhaustive reseach the experts concluded that these are the most common crimes attached to the zodiac signs. Maybe when interrogating the suspects Detective K should inquire for this info Aries - Pickpocket Taurus - Drugdealer Gemini - Burglar Cancer - Fraud Leo - Hacker Virgo - Cult leader Libra - Stalker Scorpio - Con Artist Sagittarius - Murderer Capricorn - Assasssin Aquarius - Money Lundering Pisces - Violent Protest Leader The same research also has shown that these are the typical behaviours when d*unk Aries - Wakes up with bruises Taurus- Left the bar early to get food Gemini - Has heart to heart with someone they just met Cancer - Initiates shots, crying somewhere 2 hours later Leo - Flirting with everyone and posting too many IG stories Virgo - Never too d*unk enough, would rather be at home Libra - Disappears to go hook with someone Scorpio - Either plastered d*unk or completely sober. Makes it mission to get laid Sagittarius - Never wants the party end "After party!?!" Capricorn - Trying to keep it together until they vomit and get kicked out Aquarius - No one knows what they're laughing at Pisces - Most likely to pass out Now the bar is ooen before they get too d*unk everyone should now confirm this info to help with the investigation. I'm a Taurus my alibi is that after my drink I leave to get some rissoles and happy mushrooms ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() When did you slip in Fozzy? | |||
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"According to an exhaustive reseach the experts concluded that these are the most common crimes attached to the zodiac signs. Maybe when interrogating the suspects Detective K should inquire for this info Aries - Pickpocket Taurus - Drugdealer Gemini - Burglar Cancer - Fraud Leo - Hacker Virgo - Cult leader Libra - Stalker Scorpio - Con Artist Sagittarius - Murderer Capricorn - Assasssin Aquarius - Money Lundering Pisces - Violent Protest Leader The same research also has shown that these are the typical behaviours when d*unk Aries - Wakes up with bruises Taurus- Left the bar early to get food Gemini - Has heart to heart with someone they just met Cancer - Initiates shots, crying somewhere 2 hours later Leo - Flirting with everyone and posting too many IG stories Virgo - Never too d*unk enough, would rather be at home Libra - Disappears to go hook with someone Scorpio - Either plastered d*unk or completely sober. Makes it mission to get laid Sagittarius - Never wants the party end "After party!?!" Capricorn - Trying to keep it together until they vomit and get kicked out Aquarius - No one knows what they're laughing at Pisces - Most likely to pass out Now the bar is ooen before they get too d*unk everyone should now confirm this info to help with the investigation. I'm a Taurus my alibi is that after my drink I leave to get some rissoles and happy mushrooms ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Slip in?. I haven't left the bar since we got here. Too many dead people and Britney Spears lookalikes knocking around for my liking. I've got a barstool. An air bed in the corner and a toastie sandwich maker....I'm sorted ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good evening all At least we don't have to rush the drinks at midnight any more Evening BogMankini ![]() Best bit of craic every today on here with that photo,The weirdest messages and all done for fun | |||
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" Sagittarius - Never wants the party end "After party!?!" And murderer " Looking forward to an after party, but I’ve never put any weight into the zodiac..... So what’s the story out here tonight peeps... appears we in for a night of clear booze and indulgence... almost midnight too... What’s on the jukebox... gallows pole... and is that pole where PP was found after dancing her last dance reopened... | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() So our detective is gone Hopefully he survives on the streets after being in here for so long | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well thats just great!! Now I have to give my will to someone else should anything happen to me. Hopefully Easy is still standing to attention at the end of my bed or mounting that seemed to work out well last night ![]() | |||
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"D walks into the bar and finds a seat with the other piesceans to settle in for the night" One of the women asked me just now as you took your seat..."where the hell did he get such a cute ass?" But I'm not telling who ![]() ![]() | |||
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"D walks into the bar and finds a seat with the other piesceans to settle in for the night One of the women asked me just now as you took your seat..."where the hell did he get such a cute ass?" But I'm not telling who ![]() ![]() Well you know yourself Fozzy, you can only work what your mother gave you ![]() | |||
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"D walks into the bar and finds a seat with the other piesceans to settle in for the night One of the women asked me just now as you took your seat..."where the hell did he get such a cute ass?" But I'm not telling who ![]() ![]() ![]() Well you got lucky ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"D walks into the bar and finds a seat with the other piesceans to settle in for the night One of the women asked me just now as you took your seat..."where the hell did he get such a cute ass?" But I'm not telling who ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It is true, there are some crowd of arseholes in Belfast ![]() | |||
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"Nooooo not my boss gone now it feels it really is just me doing all the Police work.....I need another drink ![]() Theresa couple of half empty cans beside the pool table if you are thirsty. Might keep ya goin till breakfast is served | |||
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"Sorry. I haven't been well the past day or two. I'll try catch up on what I've missed." Morning and welcome .... A few people got knocked off, the virtual bar/party/pool/pole dancers and most importantly breakfast Buffett are amazing. The madison will be just the spot to recover. What can we get you to help you feel better?? We’ve got to find the killers among us. Last count there are 32 folk up in here and 3 of them killers.... | |||
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"Time to see Niagra Falls ![]() ![]() Adios inspector ![]() | |||
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"Time to see Niagra Falls ![]() ![]() ![]() Detective ![]() | |||
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"Kaisers gone... And left behind a bar tab equal to the national debt of a small African nation.. ![]() ![]() He is still alive though so no need to mourn him, give me a couple hot toddies Easy, cold is a right killer today ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Kaisers gone... And left behind a bar tab equal to the national debt of a small African nation.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Really? ![]() | |||
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"Time to see Niagra Falls ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oops ![]() | |||
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"Kaisers gone... And left behind a bar tab equal to the national debt of a small African nation.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Two hot ones for ya... There ya go | |||
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"Time to see Niagra Falls ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 3 years in Detective college were not wasted ![]() | |||
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"Kaisers gone... And left behind a bar tab equal to the national debt of a small African nation.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Always love a good pair ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Kaisers gone... And left behind a bar tab equal to the national debt of a small African nation.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() As indeed do I... ![]() | |||
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"Time to see Niagra Falls ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Best riding of ya life, eh boss ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If Kaiser is gone he must have been getting close to finding the killers Don’t try too hard 3B or you could be next ![]() ![]() You can never be too hard ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If Kaiser is gone he must have been getting close to finding the killers Don’t try too hard 3B or you could be next ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Get the monster in and start trying harder then ![]() | |||
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"If Kaiser is gone he must have been getting close to finding the killers Don’t try too hard 3B or you could be next ![]() ![]() Maybe you’re right. Can you remind us of your suspects Detective Kaizer? | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh no, the poor man! Who would sink the 8 ball like that! Guess that was his cue to go ![]() | |||
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"Morning all...oh my poor head! It's pounding harder than a newbie at a gang bang! ![]() ![]() ![]() I’ve been leaving my curtains open every night Madame B and haven’t seen you spying on me yet ![]() | |||
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"Morning all...oh my poor head! It's pounding harder than a newbie at a gang bang! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I know but seriously don't leave your toe nail clippings on the side of the bath! Nice boxers btw ![]() | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It is a smile...at least he went happy. Easy seems to "stumble" apon a lot of corpses! | |||
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"Morning all...oh my poor head! It's pounding harder than a newbie at a gang bang! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Flesh coloured boxers, it’s the way to go ![]() | |||
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"If Kaiser is gone he must have been getting close to finding the killers Don’t try too hard 3B or you could be next ![]() ![]() The detective is dead baby ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll require therapy from the shock of it... You shoukd see what they did with the que chalk ![]() ![]() | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Gonna have to refelt that table.... the pool table is a great place to get MadamB away from the biker gang... was hoping to hustle her there for a double or nothing game... Naked pool side.... in these temps... hope the water is well heated or the budgie smuggler won’t look very healthy... Who’s the real killers here lads and ladies... time to get focused. We need some of those limitless tabs... see all from above. We’ve got a incident by the bar, a pole dancer incident in the voodoo lounge, a shove from a penthouse, and now a pool table... Ruthless acts... With private voting... we need an inspector clouseau to make heads or tails of Dect KT’s memos.... and the mad state of his bedroom. Leaving Las Vegas comes to mind... how did he even make it this far...? ![]() | |||
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"Bar's open" Let’s get a stations of the cocktails going for all of us.... might as well play homage to the altar of mixology. Three nights at the motel Under streetlights In the city of palms Call me what you want, when you want, if you want And you can call me names if you call me up | |||
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"Would a murderer be quiet or would they be talkative in the hope that they blend in?!?" Hmmm good question that....maybe different ones have different styles, shocked how Easy finds all the bodies and noone else does ![]() | |||
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"Would a murderer be quiet or would they be talkative in the hope that they blend in?!?" Any TV show I've watched its always the ones that get involved in the investigation | |||
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"Hmmm , theres a few of the guests been keeping awful quiet since we all checked in. Wonder could it be these that are killing all our hotnhorny friends??. Or could it be our dodgy barman. Seems like an awful lot of people get amnesia and god knows what else after being in the bar???. Have my 3 suspects lined up." 3 ....I've voted and I was hard pushed to get 1 | |||
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"Hmmm , theres a few of the guests been keeping awful quiet since we all checked in. Wonder could it be these that are killing all our hotnhorny friends??. Or could it be our dodgy barman. Seems like an awful lot of people get amnesia and god knows what else after being in the bar???. Have my 3 suspects lined up. 3 ....I've voted and I was hard pushed to get 1 " You were too busy being No 1 in hot pics buddy. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Only 24 left!! Is that barman around, could do with a good stiff one..(drink ye dirty minded feckers)." Damn I was gonna offer my services ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Only 24 left!! Is that barman around, could do with a good stiff one..(drink ye dirty minded feckers). Damn I was gonna offer my services ![]() ![]() Mmm sounds promising, fancy a drambuie Dahhlin ?? | |||
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"Only 24 left!! Is that barman around, could do with a good stiff one..(drink ye dirty minded feckers). Damn I was gonna offer my services ![]() ![]() Oh shuuuure why not ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Walks into the bar eating a magnum...lovely evening Barkeep...a pint glass of ice and a large bottle of Bulmers please Anyone else like a drink " Yes please. A cold Bulmer would be perfect to quench my thirst. Plenty of ice please. And I'm voting for you today. You are too quiet and nice, very suspicious ![]() | |||
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"Walks into the bar eating a magnum...lovely evening Barkeep...a pint glass of ice and a large bottle of Bulmers please Anyone else like a drink Yes please. A cold Bulmer would be perfect to quench my thirst. Plenty of ice please. And I'm voting for you today. You are too quiet and nice, very suspicious ![]() If you're voting for me it's not Bulmers...its bummer I didn't realise nice meant suspicious ![]() | |||
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" I didn't realise nice meant suspicious ![]() But all the guests in this luxurious motel seem nice enough, so that's a common characteristic, but not exclusive from being suspicious ![]() | |||
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"Hiding all day because of the killer. How is it possible?! ![]() Better safe than sorry ![]() | |||
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"OK.. Cocktail specials for this Good Friday.. Easter Reisling (wine of the day) The Risen one Iced sparkling honey lime red tea Oklahoma prairie fire Come find me And for the hungry amongst ye.. The Passion of the Crust. (pizza) " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"OK.. Cocktail specials for this Good Friday.. Easter Reisling (wine of the day) The Risen one Iced sparkling honey lime red tea Oklahoma prairie fire Come find me And for the hungry amongst ye.. The Passion of the Crust. (pizza) ![]() ![]() One fire coming up.. Poor Kaiser with a ball in his mouth and you with.... Well you know the rest ![]() | |||
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"OK.. Cocktail specials for this Good Friday.. Easter Reisling (wine of the day) The Risen one Iced sparkling honey lime red tea Oklahoma prairie fire Come find me And for the hungry amongst ye.. The Passion of the Crust. (pizza) ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh i know the rest too well,not that im complaining ![]() | |||
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"OK.. Cocktail specials for this Good Friday.. Easter Reisling (wine of the day) The Risen one Iced sparkling honey lime red tea Oklahoma prairie fire Come find me And for the hungry amongst ye.. The Passion of the Crust. (pizza) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() All the prairie fires you can have... On the house ![]() | |||
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"Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman." I'm in love ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman." Umm... Out of pineapple.... Kiwi do ya? ![]() | |||
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"Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman. Umm... Out of pineapple.... Kiwi do ya? ![]() No no no no no ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman. Umm... Out of pineapple.... Kiwi do ya? ![]() Ahh ffs wha sort of kip is dis. If ya werent so busy screwin the women in this hotel, ya could have ordereded pineapple for the cocktail hour.hhmmpp | |||
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"Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman. Umm... Out of pineapple.... Kiwi do ya? ![]() Hush and ill share my pineapple with ya ![]() | |||
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"Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman. Umm... Out of pineapple.... Kiwi do ya? ![]() ![]() Aww thanks 3b, maybe I can share something with you!!! | |||
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"Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman. Umm... Out of pineapple.... Kiwi do ya? ![]() ![]() Ya d***k ![]() | |||
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"Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman. Umm... Out of pineapple.... Kiwi do ya? ![]() ![]() ![]() cough cough, I was on about me dry roasted nuts madam.What sort of ould perv do ya think I am. ![]() | |||
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"Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman. Umm... Out of pineapple.... Kiwi do ya? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Donna, really tug on that thread ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman. Umm... Out of pineapple.... Kiwi do ya? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman. Umm... Out of pineapple.... Kiwi do ya? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Do ya* | |||
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"Sharing dry nuts! You must be a psychopath! For those cocktails barman, great choices. The prairie fire is a must... talk about a short cut to the field of dreams. If you build it they will come. The residents bar on good Friday is the spot to be... hope everyone is ready to get into a few compromising positions... it’ll all be off our conscience come Sunday ![]() ![]() Nothing wrong with my nuts Mountie ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Sharing dry nuts! You must be a psychopath! For those cocktails barman, great choices. The prairie fire is a must... talk about a short cut to the field of dreams. If you build it they will come. The residents bar on good Friday is the spot to be... hope everyone is ready to get into a few compromising positions... it’ll all be off our conscience come Sunday ![]() ![]() Did you not see the bucket to deposit your conscience at the door? Next to the one to leave your morals and scruples? | |||
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"Whiskey, please. Tripple ![]() Triple Jameson Black barrel.. There you go.. Ice to your right ![]() | |||
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"Evening all ![]() ![]() 3 oz. Absolut Citron vodka 2 oz. St. Germain 1 handful ice 1/4 oz. strawberry puree Strawberry and mint leaf (for garnish). In their memory ![]() | |||
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"Evening all ![]() ![]() ![]() Cheers to a grand ole bunch ![]() | |||
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"Woddyyyyy who is the suspect No. 1 tonight? Curious about the secret votes ![]() Ohhh PB are we having a seance ![]() | |||
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"Woddyyyyy who is the suspect No. 1 tonight? Curious about the secret votes ![]() ![]() Oh I see. A session with the ghost. Does it include sensual pottery? ![]() | |||
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"Woddyyyyy who is the suspect No. 1 tonight? Curious about the secret votes ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Woddyyyyy who is the suspect No. 1 tonight? Curious about the secret votes ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() So a full range if ceramic dildos will be available at the gift shop from tomorrow ![]() | |||
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"Woddyyyyy who is the suspect No. 1 tonight? Curious about the secret votes ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lots of rings around them so keep your hands steady PB ![]() | |||
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" So a full range if ceramic dildos will be available at the gift shop from tomorrow ![]() ![]() No hassle, I'm pretty good with my hands. Steady steady until it's done ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Well after reading all of the above, wont need The Risen One ( its up already) so ill have a pint of that german crap and a pizza with extra pineapple young barman. Umm... Out of pineapple.... Kiwi do ya? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh please you a right auld perv cause I meant drink ![]() | |||
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" So a full range if ceramic dildos will be available at the gift shop from tomorrow ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ahem.. And what am I.. Two pounds of Quorn? ![]() | |||
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