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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have the all important tape measure...apparently most guys are inaccurate at reading this
Apparently a sky remote doubles up as a tape measure
As does a mini deodorant "
Mini??? That's where I've been going wrong I thought they were full sized! Jesus that would explain my numerous disappointments |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"I have the all important tape measure...apparently most guys are inaccurate at reading this
Apparently a sky remote doubles up as a tape measure
As does a mini deodorant
Mini??? That's where I've been going wrong I thought they were full sized! Jesus that would explain my numerous disappointments "
Ladies don't be fooled by the angles...travel with a tape measure. No denying cold hard facts |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"I have the all important tape measure...apparently most guys are inaccurate at reading this
I use a banana for scale "
I have questions...
Is it peeled? What brand? They vary depending on freshness...so how old and squishy is it?
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"I have the all important tape measure...apparently most guys are inaccurate at reading this
I use a banana for scale
I have questions...
Is it peeled? What brand? They vary depending on freshness...so how old and squishy is it?
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The cock or the banana? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have the all important tape measure...apparently most guys are inaccurate at reading this
I use a banana for scale
I have questions...
Is it peeled? What brand? They vary depending on freshness...so how old and squishy is it?
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I pick the dessicated banana bits out of my museli and scatter them on the kitchen table underneath.
I always take my dick pics at breakfast because I heard you are slightly longer 1st thing in the morning. |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"I have the all important tape measure...apparently most guys are inaccurate at reading this
I use a banana for scale
I have questions...
Is it peeled? What brand? They vary depending on freshness...so how old and squishy is it?
The cock or the banana? "
Ok I have more questions |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"I have the all important tape measure...apparently most guys are inaccurate at reading this
I use a banana for scale
I have questions...
Is it peeled? What brand? They vary depending on freshness...so how old and squishy is it?
I pick the dessicated banana bits out of my museli and scatter them on the kitchen table underneath.
I always take my dick pics at breakfast because I heard you are slightly longer 1st thing in the morning."
Unless your dick has vertebrae, no and that's called a pisshorn in the country |
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