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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

We're back

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman over a year ago

Dublin

This is a really fucking stressful holiday lads

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"This is a really fucking stressful holiday lads "

Holiday...I'm an essential worker and it's the only hotel open near the site I'm on ....jaysus I'm locking my door tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just back from the hardware store I bought a bolt lock for my door. Bar man give me a bottle of vodka and a bucket of ice

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man over a year ago

..were did the bartender go

i ordered at 8 and now its late,have him send it up to my room nø 666 and a bottle of dat Crested if its on the cheap..

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

I couldn't close my eyes for a second. Staying put in the bar where there are others around, at least more than just 4 of us! Can never be too safe eh

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

I think I'll bring the biker gang down to the bar and let them bump and grind down here while I go and check that JB has gone to bed.....just need to find my earplugs to drown out the snoring

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"I think I'll bring the biker gang down to the bar and let them bump and grind down here while I go and check that JB has gone to bed.....just need to find my earplugs to drown out the snoring

Excellent idea. Thank you for the break

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I couldn't close my eyes for a second. Staying put in the bar where there are others around, at least more than just 4 of us! Can never be too safe eh "

The bar is the place to be... and bottle service too! I’m liking the service up in the Madison.

Hope you don’t mind a little bit more company....

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man over a year ago

(Ring) (Ring) why won't the receptionist pick up!..

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

"(Ring) (Ring) why won't the receptionist pick up!.."

No receptionist at the post since she was murdered and I was given this motel.

I haven't had time to restaff and I am unsure anybody would want to work here at the moment so as well as being the nightly entertainment I am also receptionist,what can I help you with Sir?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is a really fucking stressful holiday lads

Holiday...I'm an essential worker and it's the only hotel open near the site I'm on ....jaysus I'm locking my door tonight "

Well Mr BogM

Im having two bottles of whiskey, platter of cheese, olives, and grapes

Only if you dont afraid to sleep in one big bed with me

You can stay overnight

PS having playing cards and a few mini board games too!

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"I think I'll bring the biker gang down to the bar and let them bump and grind down here while I go and check that JB has gone to bed.....just need to find my earplugs to drown out the snoring

Excellent idea. Thank you for the break

Oh after an evening of entertaining them I can see why you are so glad of the break from them. At least they are buying us all the drink tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is a really fucking stressful holiday lads

Holiday...I'm an essential worker and it's the only hotel open near the site I'm on ....jaysus I'm locking my door tonight

Well Mr BogM

Im having two bottles of whiskey, platter of cheese, olives, and grapes

Only if you dont afraid to sleep in one big bed with me

You can stay overnight

PS having playing cards and a few mini board games too!

I've naked twister

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"I couldn't close my eyes for a second. Staying put in the bar where there are others around, at least more than just 4 of us! Can never be too safe eh

The bar is the place to be... and bottle service too! I’m liking the service up in the Madison.

Hope you don’t mind a little bit more company.... "

More the merrier...what are you drinking?

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man over a year ago

"(Ring) (Ring) why won't the receptionist pick up!..

No receptionist at the post since she was murdered and I was given this motel.

I haven't had time to restaff and I am unsure anybody would want to work here at the moment so as well as being the nightly entertainment I am also receptionist,what can I help you with Sir?"

..this is Agent K im in room 666 im going to need a member of staff cum to my room straight away theres a lady standing on the headboard of the bed threatening to jump out the window ,wait I think it looks like miss Dd

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

"This is a really fucking stressful holiday lads

Holiday...I'm an essential worker and it's the only hotel open near the site I'm on ....jaysus I'm locking my door tonight

Well Mr BogM

Im having two bottles of whiskey, platter of cheese, olives, and grapes

Only if you dont afraid to sleep in one big bed with me

You can stay overnight

PS having playing cards and a few mini board games too!

You’ve got yourself a proper party room there Anya

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"I think I'll bring the biker gang down to the bar and let them bump and grind down here while I go and check that JB has gone to bed.....just need to find my earplugs to drown out the snoring

Excellent idea. Thank you for the break

Oh after an evening of entertaining them I can see why you are so glad of the break from them. At least they are buying us all the drink tonight

Now it's a party

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

"(Ring) (Ring) why won't the receptionist pick up!..

No receptionist at the post since she was murdered and I was given this motel.

I haven't had time to restaff and I am unsure anybody would want to work here at the moment so as well as being the nightly entertainment I am also receptionist,what can I help you with Sir?

Is she asking for cake? good god man give the lady some cake!! That will usually entice her down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did someone mention cake

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

"(Ring) (Ring) why won't the receptionist pick up!..

No receptionist at the post since she was murdered and I was given this motel.

I haven't had time to restaff and I am unsure anybody would want to work here at the moment so as well as being the nightly entertainment I am also receptionist,what can I help you with Sir?

What in earth are you doing in our room?!! This is night 2 of Cherry’s dominatrix photo shoot. If you want to stick around, you can man the door. This place is dangerous. Remind me not to take a staycation ever again.

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

"Did someone mention cake

Yes sweetie,I have a lovely chocolate fudge cake for you,just please come down from the headboard

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man over a year ago

"(Ring) (Ring) why won't the receptionist pick up!..

No receptionist at the post since she was murdered and I was given this motel.

I haven't had time to restaff and I am unsure anybody would want to work here at the moment so as well as being the nightly entertainment I am also receptionist,what can I help you with Sir?

Is she asking for cake? good god man give the lady some cake!! That will usually entice her down

Cake

I was kinda thinking on the lines of getting a service engineer to get the dam window opened

,its stuck and won't slide up were its apposed too

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

"(Ring) (Ring) why won't the receptionist pick up!..

No receptionist at the post since she was murdered and I was given this motel.

I haven't had time to restaff and I am unsure anybody would want to work here at the moment so as well as being the nightly entertainment I am also receptionist,what can I help you with Sir?

Is she asking for cake? good god man give the lady some cake!! That will usually entice her down

Cake

I was kinda thinking on the lines of getting a service engineer to get the dam window opened

,its stuck and won't slide up were its apposed too

No it always ends better with cake

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"This is a really fucking stressful holiday lads

Holiday...I'm an essential worker and it's the only hotel open near the site I'm on ....jaysus I'm locking my door tonight

Well Mr BogM

Im having two bottles of whiskey, platter of cheese, olives, and grapes

Only if you dont afraid to sleep in one big bed with me

You can stay overnight

PS having playing cards and a few mini board games too!

I've naked twister

Should be fun especially if baby oil is spilt on the mat first

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"(Ring) (Ring) why won't the receptionist pick up!..

No receptionist at the post since she was murdered and I was given this motel.

I haven't had time to restaff and I am unsure anybody would want to work here at the moment so as well as being the nightly entertainment I am also receptionist,what can I help you with Sir?

Is she asking for cake? good god man give the lady some cake!! That will usually entice her down

Cake

I was kinda thinking on the lines of getting a service engineer to get the dam window opened

,its stuck and won't slide up were its apposed too

Oh trying to kill off guests are we Agent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone mention cake

Yes sweetie,I have a lovely chocolate fudge cake for you,just please come down from the headboard

Mmmm chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(Ring) (Ring) why won't the receptionist pick up!..

No receptionist at the post since she was murdered and I was given this motel.

I haven't had time to restaff and I am unsure anybody would want to work here at the moment so as well as being the nightly entertainment I am also receptionist,what can I help you with Sir?

Is she asking for cake? good god man give the lady some cake!! That will usually entice her down

Cake

I was kinda thinking on the lines of getting a service engineer to get the dam window opened

,its stuck and won't slide up were its apposed too

Oh really ( make mental note 3 killers in the hotel)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let me tell you what we gon' do, Two plus two, I'm gon' undress you

Then we're gonna go three and three, You gon' undress me

Then we're gonna go four and four, We gon' freak some more, but first

Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room

You can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room

Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room

You can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room

We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn, We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn

After party in a hotel lobby, then we off to the room like vroom

Put them fingers in yo' mouth, or open up yo' blouse, and pull that g-string down south

Ooh, okay shawty, one's company, Two's a crowd and three's a party

Room 69

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man over a year ago

"(Ring) (Ring) why won't the receptionist pick up!..

No receptionist at the post since she was murdered and I was given this motel.

I haven't had time to restaff and I am unsure anybody would want to work here at the moment so as well as being the nightly entertainment I am also receptionist,what can I help you with Sir?

Is she asking for cake? good god man give the lady some cake!! That will usually entice her down

Cake

I was kinda thinking on the lines of getting a service engineer to get the dam window opened

,its stuck and won't slide up were its apposed too

Oh trying to kill off guests are we Agent

No I just arrived and she was in a terrible state ,someone mentioned cake but I think its too late.

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Did someone mention cake

Yes sweetie,I have a lovely chocolate fudge cake for you,just please come down from the headboard

Mmmm chocolate

Cake is a kind of pastry right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone mention cake

Yes sweetie,I have a lovely chocolate fudge cake for you,just please come down from the headboard

Mmmm chocolate

Cake is a kind of pastry right? "

Uh oh.... Don’t mention the P word!

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Did someone mention cake

Yes sweetie,I have a lovely chocolate fudge cake for you,just please come down from the headboard

Mmmm chocolate

Cake is a kind of pastry right?

Uh oh.... Don’t mention the P word!

Oi you, this is the residents bar! Unless you are here to do repairs?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone mention cake

Yes sweetie,I have a lovely chocolate fudge cake for you,just please come down from the headboard

Mmmm chocolate

Cake is a kind of pastry right?

Uh oh.... Don’t mention the P word!

Oi you, this is the residents bar! Unless you are here to do repairs? "

I've seen his tool belt it's impressive

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Did someone mention cake

Yes sweetie,I have a lovely chocolate fudge cake for you,just please come down from the headboard

Mmmm chocolate

Cake is a kind of pastry right?

Uh oh.... Don’t mention the P word!

Oi you, this is the residents bar! Unless you are here to do repairs?

I've seen his tool belt it's impressive "

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Did someone mention cake

Yes sweetie,I have a lovely chocolate fudge cake for you,just please come down from the headboard

Mmmm chocolate

Cake is a kind of pastry right?

Uh oh.... Don’t mention the P word!

Oi you, this is the residents bar! Unless you are here to do repairs?

I've seen his tool belt it's impressive "

You should see what he can do with his pinkie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mornin all my fellow residents. Ye are a filthy shower, the noise comin out of some of the rooms was brutal. Ya would think ye were killin each other with all the screaming. Suppose a bit of room service is outta the question. Fancy breakfast in bed.

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

Good morning, im not sure I'm fully awake yet, those bikers know how to show a lady a really good time...the after party in the pool was great craic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They must have done some riding!!

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By *1n_eaterMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"Mornin all my fellow residents. Ye are a filthy shower, the noise comin out of some of the rooms was brutal. Ya would think ye were killin each other with all the screaming. Suppose a bit of room service is outta the question. Fancy breakfast in bed."

That could me. Laid a everygreen in the bog during the night. Anyone know how to unblock toilets ???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A tall handsome dark haired man walks into the bar.

He is dressed in a crisp white T-shirt, faded jeans and a pair of trainers.

He is the sort of man who immediately catches your eye, he oozed sex appeal.

There wasn't a dry gusset in the room.

Standing in his way is the defective detective, "and who might you be" stammers Keyser

Shameless looks directly at Keyser and whispers softly "Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know?, Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you go"

Keyser blushes furiously and looks away.

Now that he has the attention of everyone in the room Shameless begins to talk.

I awoke this morning in my room.

My red leather look jump suit had been ripped from me and at first I thought my cock had been lacerated.

Thankfully it turned out to be just a heavy coating of deep red lipstick.

There was a note beside the bed which read "I can never thank you enough"

Yesterday......I can remember Keyser jumping through the window, a hideous scream ...and then I must have blacked out...

As far as I know I was in the bar for most of the night, slipping in and out of consciousness, I have hazy recollections of some of the comings and goings.

I don't know how I ended up in my room or with whom.

There is something seriously amiss in this Hotel, there is clearly at least one killer amongst us, and the powers that be clearly spend more time fingering the innocent than they do the guilty.

Something has to be done before we lose another....

I think we should take a moment to remember our fallen friends.....

Shameless reaches into his pocket and taking out a Kazoo starts to play Katy Perry - I Kissed A Girl

He turns and winks at s1ren who reaching into her pocket and taking out a comb and a piece of tissue paper, fashions herself an instrument on the fly and joins in

Keyser smiles and gently tapping his foot begins to sing, quietly at first....

"This was never the way I planned

Not my intention

I got so brave, drink in hand

Lost my discretion

It's not what I'm used to (used to)

Just wanna try you on

I'm curious for you (for you)

Caught my attention"

Looking over at Bog M, Keyser winks, Bog M blushes furiously and looks away

At this point the whole room joins in an as they sing together, for a moment, and just for a moment their troubles are forgotten

"I kissed a girl and I liked it

The taste of her cherry chapstick

I kissed a girl just to try it

I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right

Don't mean I'm in love tonight

I kissed a girl and I liked it

I liked it"

"Right" says Shameless "I'm going to grab a coffee, then I'm off to my room to see if I can make any sense of last night.

If anyone knows of anything that might help, You know where to find me"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh jesus.. What was I drinking last night....

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

"Oh jesus.. What was I drinking last night....

I told you not to drink all those homemade cocktails but they didn't stop you mounting me you know for full security at and all

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

message from beyond

our killers have struck again

Easy stumbled across the victim in the bar, s1ren was hit with something hard, blood everywhere. Easys screams could be heard from everywhere.....

But wait there's more

while shameless was doing his Britney tribute in the back alley he came across poor JohnFK it would appear someone pushed him out the window of room 666.... Cherry, you better get that window fixed before tonights shenanigans or you'll have all the neighbours watching

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

BogM

s1ren

Cherry

Dr proton

_iery minx

Easyfun021

not very shyguy

Fast lad

Kaizer

Madame B

peachbum

_oft_sexy_sweet

CurvySingleLady

pleasureprincess2021

TheSmyths

BelfastD

Metta Man

Merlin of cork-opolis

TheFabGuy

ADVENTURESCPL

Miss3b

CazMurray

shameless

7INCHMBIGBOOBSF

Ulsterfry

tmountie

Devine destiny

aka... AgentK

Anya2020PT

Dublingirl92

JohnFK

ROB2895

ironheart666

texes

JB4099

fozzyo'clock

bare-necessity

Incandescent

Lia maria

Woody500

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is a really fucking stressful holiday lads

Holiday...I'm an essential worker and it's the only hotel open near the site I'm on ....jaysus I'm locking my door tonight

Well Mr BogM

Im having two bottles of whiskey, platter of cheese, olives, and grapes

Only if you dont afraid to sleep in one big bed with me

You can stay overnight

PS having playing cards and a few mini board games too!

You’ve got yourself a proper party room there Anya

Im always well organized

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Today's a good day for Police work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is a really fucking stressful holiday lads

Holiday...I'm an essential worker and it's the only hotel open near the site I'm on ....jaysus I'm locking my door tonight

Well Mr BogM

Im having two bottles of whiskey, platter of cheese, olives, and grapes

Only if you dont afraid to sleep in one big bed with me

You can stay overnight

PS having playing cards and a few mini board games too!

I've naked twister

Should be fun especially if baby oil is spilt on the mat first "

For me sounds great

It was very ekhm nice night

I must say thanks to Ms DD and Mr BogM I slept like a rock.

I have no idea what happened after the 1st bottle of whiskey gone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A tall handsome dark haired man walks into the bar.

He is dressed in a crisp white T-shirt, faded jeans and a pair of trainers.

He is the sort of man who immediately catches your eye, he oozed sex appeal.

There wasn't a dry gusset in the room.

Standing in his way is the defective detective, "and who might you be" stammers Keyser

Shameless looks directly at Keyser and whispers softly "Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know?, Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you go"

Keyser blushes furiously and looks away.

Now that he has the attention of everyone in the room Shameless begins to talk.

I awoke this morning in my room.

My red leather look jump suit had been ripped from me and at first I thought my cock had been lacerated.

Thankfully it turned out to be just a heavy coating of deep red lipstick.

There was a note beside the bed which read "I can never thank you enough"

Yesterday......I can remember Keyser jumping through the window, a hideous scream ...and then I must have blacked out...

As far as I know I was in the bar for most of the night, slipping in and out of consciousness, I have hazy recollections of some of the comings and goings.

I don't know how I ended up in my room or with whom.

There is something seriously amiss in this Hotel, there is clearly at least one killer amongst us, and the powers that be clearly spend more time fingering the innocent than they do the guilty.

Something has to be done before we lose another....

I think we should take a moment to remember our fallen friends.....

Shameless reaches into his pocket and taking out a Kazoo starts to play Katy Perry - I Kissed A Girl

He turns and winks at s1ren who reaching into her pocket and taking out a comb and a piece of tissue paper, fashions herself an instrument on the fly and joins in

Keyser smiles and gently tapping his foot begins to sing, quietly at first....

"This was never the way I planned

Not my intention

I got so brave, drink in hand

Lost my discretion

It's not what I'm used to (used to)

Just wanna try you on

I'm curious for you (for you)

Caught my attention"

Looking over at Bog M, Keyser winks, Bog M blushes furiously and looks away

At this point the whole room joins in an as they sing together, for a moment, and just for a moment their troubles are forgotten

"I kissed a girl and I liked it

The taste of her cherry chapstick

I kissed a girl just to try it

I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right

Don't mean I'm in love tonight

I kissed a girl and I liked it

I liked it"

"Right" says Shameless "I'm going to grab a coffee, then I'm off to my room to see if I can make any sense of last night.

If anyone knows of anything that might help, You know where to find me""

Who's Keyser?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not poor ould siren??. A Dacent ould skinand obliging to boot. But in fairness she was gettin on a bit anyway.

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

message from beyond

Caz Murray storms down the hall to room 69 and hammers on the door

kaizer answers, easy on the door toots you'll have to wait your turn

she peers inside and she's a blonde in a red jumpsuit

I'm not here for that reason, I want answers, there's a killer at large and you're otherwise engaged!!!!

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By *herry...Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Maintenance will have to fix the window, any man got a pair of snickers packed in the suitcase?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And who the hell is Keyser?

Shameless, I have seen you outside. Unfortunately, I cannot unseen what I have seen

Good morning.

I just need a glass of orange juice because there is nothing in my room.

DT Kaizer, Im going to do a few laps around the lake.

You can watch me if you want

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

message from beyond

deputy dublingirl is called to investigate the bar, when she walks in the jukebox is blaring out killer Queen, she can't help but hum along she walks over to have a look and see what else is on the jukebox, as she scrolls through the songs that have been picked, killer on the loose, killing in the name of, psycho killer

fuck me she mutters to herself, the killer set there own playlist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Help I don't know if I've pulled a muscle or I'm hungover. Who's idea was it to do body shots while playing twister naked

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By *herry...Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Help I don't know if I've pulled a muscle or I'm hungover. Who's idea was it to do body shots while playing twister naked "

Sounds like a plan you would come up with

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By *ohnFKMan over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

"Today's a good day for Police work

Go check on the Presidential suite... The window should be open

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This police investigation has stagnated, caught up in hearsay and circumstance as opposed to facts!

The resident known as Cherry will brought downtown for interrogation.

There's a police perimeter around the grounds - No one can leave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Today's a good day for Police work

Go check on the Presidential suite... The window should be open "

Book him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Help I don't know if I've pulled a muscle or I'm hungover. Who's idea was it to do body shots while playing twister naked

Sounds like a plan you would come up with

Who me? Never

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And who the hell is Keyser?

Shameless, I have seen you outside. Unfortunately, I cannot unseen what I have seen

Good morning.

I just need a glass of orange juice because there is nothing in my room.

DT Kaizer, Im going to do a few laps around the lake.

You can watch me if you want

For the last time, no! KT will not have sex with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Today's a good day for Police work

Go check on the Presidential suite... The window should be open "

Ain't you brown bread boi

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By *herry...Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"This police investigation has stagnated, caught up in hearsay and circumstance as opposed to facts!

The resident known as Cherry will brought downtown for interrogation.

There's a police perimeter around the grounds - No one can leave

Ohhh will you bring your handcuffs and baton officer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This police investigation has stagnated, caught up in hearsay and circumstance as opposed to facts!

The resident known as Cherry will brought downtown for interrogation.

There's a police perimeter around the grounds - No one can leave

Ohhh will you bring your handcuffs and baton officer?

Book 'er

The game is up foul temptress

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it any wonder KT cant solve this case. He is doing more riding than Lester Piggitt and Pat Eddery did in their entire careers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it any wonder KT cant solve this case. He is doing more riding than Lester Piggitt and Pat Eddery did in their entire careers

Police work has it's ups and downs

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By *ohnFKMan over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

"Today's a good day for Police work

Go check on the Presidential suite... The window should be open

Ain't you brown bread boi

Totally - Am just a voice in your head.

(You need all the help you can get)

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And who the hell is Keyser?

Shameless, I have seen you outside. Unfortunately, I cannot unseen what I have seen

Good morning.

I just need a glass of orange juice because there is nothing in my room.

DT Kaizer, I'm going to do a few laps around the lake.

You can watch me if you want

The best place to hide...Is in plain sight....

And who the hell is Keyser? You ask

No other than Keyser Soze

He is a notorious criminal mastermind who poses as a "detective" and engineers a complicated scheme to kill a man who could identify him to the police.

So criminally insane that he couldn't be arsed to change his name, just the spelling!!!

There will be a screening of "The Usual Suspects" in my room at 10.30am

Although the film will have little relevance to the murders here it will help pass the time and help me convince everyone of "Mr Thunderpants" guilt.

For the duration of the film the room will be in darkness, please try to behave yourself people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And who the hell is Keyser?

Shameless, I have seen you outside. Unfortunately, I cannot unseen what I have seen

Good morning.

I just need a glass of orange juice because there is nothing in my room.

DT Kaizer, I'm going to do a few laps around the lake.

You can watch me if you want

The best place to hide...Is in plain sight....

And who the hell is Keyser? You ask

No other than Keyser Soze

He is a notorious criminal mastermind who poses as a "detective" and engineers a complicated scheme to kill a man who could identify him to the police.

So criminally insane that he couldn't be arsed to change his name, just the spelling!!!

There will be a screening of "The Usual Suspects" in my room at 10.30am

Although the film will have little relevance to the murders here it will help pass the time and help me convince everyone of "Mr Thunderpants" guilt.

For the duration of the film the room will be in darkness, please try to behave yourself people"

Will there be popcorn and ice cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Somebody has just generously deposited 27 Bitcoin in my Bitcoin wallet.

I'm flabbergasted, Thank you so much mystery donor.

I would also like to point out that the screening of the film "Usual Suspects" is now cancelled

Please wipe from your mind all my accusations that were directed towards Detective KT

dublingirl is the killer!!

The death penalty would be too good for her

(winks at Detective KT and shuffles out of the bar)

Ill be in my room if anyone needs me

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

message from beyond

our killers have struck again

Easy stumbled across the victim in the bar, s1ren was hit with something hard, blood everywhere. Easys screams could be heard from everywhere.....

But wait there's more

Oh my goodness! What’s happening in this godforsaken place? Aka Agent K was manning the door in our room while we slept. Maybe he can explain the situation.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And who the hell is Keyser?

Shameless, I have seen you outside. Unfortunately, I cannot unseen what I have seen

Good morning.

I just need a glass of orange juice because there is nothing in my room.

DT Kaizer, I'm going to do a few laps around the lake.

You can watch me if you want

The best place to hide...Is in plain sight....

And who the hell is Keyser? You ask

No other than Keyser Soze

He is a notorious criminal mastermind who poses as a "detective" and engineers a complicated scheme to kill a man who could identify him to the police.

So criminally insane that he couldn't be arsed to change his name, just the spelling!!!

There will be a screening of "The Usual Suspects" in my room at 10.30am

Although the film will have little relevance to the murders here it will help pass the time and help me convince everyone of "Mr Thunderpants" guilt.

For the duration of the film the room will be in darkness, please try to behave yourself people"

Lay off the solvents

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man over a year ago

"This is a really fucking stressful holiday lads

Holiday...I'm an essential worker and it's the only hotel open near the site I'm on ....jaysus I'm locking my door tonight

Well Mr BogM

Im having two bottles of whiskey, platter of cheese, olives, and grapes

Only if you dont afraid to sleep in one big bed with me

You can stay overnight

PS having playing cards and a few mini board games too!

You’ve got yourself a proper party room there Anya

Im always well organized

As she arrives on time

Suited in leathers,heels and a truncheon

Always on the lóòkout see who fits this crime

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Today's a good day for Police work

Go check on the Presidential suite... The window should be open

Book him

Em shouldn't that be body bag him! He died after a fall out of the window of room 666.

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

COFFEE...I need coffee, 2 strong pain killers and a pastry. For the love of god people! My body feels like it was taken to hell and back by crazy Angel's...the after party in the pool was wicked though. I have sent the lads up to fix the window while I have breakfast and where the hell is Easy...I need something stronger in my coffee!

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

Damn I needed that power nap it's time to pull my big girl pants on and try figure out who is killing all our guests...I have my suspicions to who it may be and if the boss would stop his womanising ways (very questionable lady last night) we may be able to work it out. It would appear I'm the only cop actually investigating

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh jesus.. What was I drinking last night....

I told you not to drink all those homemade cocktails but they didn't stop you mounting me you know for full security at and all

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And who the hell is Keyser?

Shameless, I have seen you outside. Unfortunately, I cannot unseen what I have seen

Good morning.

I just need a glass of orange juice because there is nothing in my room.

DT Kaizer, Im going to do a few laps around the lake.

You can watch me if you want

For the last time, no! KT will not have sex with you

DT Kaizer, I think you need a big bucket of the ice on your head! I did not mention sex at all!

Phi with a policeman!

I just wanted to be sure nobody kills me when jogging!

Oh dear

Some men's ego are too big and think all women will be begging them for sex

Naturlich... Nein, Kaizer

Id better find Ms 3B and ask her for help.

Never rely on a man in the tough situations

And she's gone...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is a really fucking stressful holiday lads

Holiday...I'm an essential worker and it's the only hotel open near the site I'm on ....jaysus I'm locking my door tonight

Well Mr BogM

Im having two bottles of whiskey, platter of cheese, olives, and grapes

Only if you dont afraid to sleep in one big bed with me

You can stay overnight

PS having playing cards and a few mini board games too!

You’ve got yourself a proper party room there Anya

Im always well organized

As she arrives on time

Suited in leathers,heels and a truncheon

Always on the lóòkout see who fits this crime"

Agent, you'd better manage your own business.

And what have you done last night on the corridor, huh?

Im watching you...

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

Did Shameless whack S1ren in more ways than one last night

Did Agent K get that window in 666 open

Has anyone seen my handcuffs??

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Did Shameless whack S1ren in more ways than one last night

Did Agent K get that window in 666 open

Has anyone seen my handcuffs??"

Morning Miss B...you left them by the pool with your naughty girl panties

That was an epic party. You have some serious moves

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

"Damn I needed that power nap it's time to pull my big girl pants on and try figure out who is killing all our guests...I have my suspicions to who it may be and if the boss would stop his womanising ways (very questionable lady last night) we may be able to work it out. It would appear I'm the only cop actually investigating

At least you’re wearing pants today

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Did Shameless whack S1ren in more ways than one last night

Did Agent K get that window in 666 open

Has anyone seen my handcuffs??

Morning Miss B...you left them by the pool with your naughty girl panties

That was an epic party. You have some serious moves

why thank you i'm used to having to pull moves in this police department.

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

At least you’re wearing pants today

Well very true but im having to work today.....not play

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Did Shameless whack S1ren in more ways than one last night

Did Agent K get that window in 666 open

Has anyone seen my handcuffs??

Morning Miss B...you left them by the pool with your naughty girl panties

That was an epic party. You have some serious moves

why thank you i'm used to having to pull moves in this police department. "

Well the leather clad lads loved your bossy side

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

Time for a big fry up

Am I too late for breakfast?

Anything else I could eat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Today's a good day for Police work

Go check on the Presidential suite... The window should be open

Book him

Em shouldn't that be body bag him! He died after a fall out of the window of room 666."

Book her

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Today's a good day for Police work

Go check on the Presidential suite... The window should be open

Book him

Em shouldn't that be body bag him! He died after a fall out of the window of room 666.

Book her

What! On what grounds DT?

Are you just hand cuffing me for your own pleasure again!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Today's a good day for Police work

Go check on the Presidential suite... The window should be open

Book him

Em shouldn't that be body bag him! He died after a fall out of the window of room 666.

Book her

What! On what grounds DT?

Are you just hand cuffing me for your own pleasure again! "

Less talking ma'am

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Time for a big fry up

Am I too late for breakfast?

Anything else I could eat?

Creme eggs and monster

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

message from beyond

Update on the game :

There are 32 residents in the hotel, different professions, some rather unscrupulous characters

Among these residents are 3 killers

I am changing the voting system to private message, send me your vote for who you think is a killer.

Votes must be in by 8pm

After this the killers will choose their next victim

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

message from beyond

Update on the game :

There are 32 residents in the hotel, different professions, some rather unscrupulous characters

Among these residents are 3 killers

I am changing the voting system to private message, send me your vote for who you think is a killer.

Votes must be in by 8pm

After this the killers will choose their next victim"
you can however discuss publicly who you think is up to no good

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Today's a good day for Police work

Go check on the Presidential suite... The window should be open

Book him

Em shouldn't that be body bag him! He died after a fall out of the window of room 666.

Book her

What! On what grounds DT?

Are you just hand cuffing me for your own pleasure again!

Less talking ma'am

You are going to have to gag me if you want me to stop

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man over a year ago

"Did Shameless whack S1ren in more ways than one last night

Did Agent K get that window in 666 open

Has anyone seen my handcuffs??"

Over there by my shoes

Whats this i see the perpetrator has left a note

it reads..

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Did Shameless whack S1ren in more ways than one last night

Did Agent K get that window in 666 open

Has anyone seen my handcuffs??

Over there by my shoes

Whats this i see the perpetrator has left a note

it reads.."

One potato, two potato, 3 potato, 4...

What is wrong with this killer (s)

We are dealing with some twisted individuals

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

"Time for a big fry up

Am I too late for breakfast?

Anything else I could eat?

Creme eggs and monster

Do you survive on creme eggs and monster alone?!?

Will we survive long enough to eat our Easter eggs this weekend?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suspect number 1

Cherry

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

Dublingirl never appears to be found until after a death has occurred to process the crime

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Is it any wonder KT cant solve this case. He is doing more riding than Lester Piggitt and Pat Eddery did in their entire careers

Well how about you join our little police team and see if you can do better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Today's a good day for Police work

Go check on the Presidential suite... The window should be open

Book him

Em shouldn't that be body bag him! He died after a fall out of the window of room 666.

Book her

What! On what grounds DT?

Are you just hand cuffing me for your own pleasure again!

Less talking ma'am

You are going to have to gag me if you want me to stop

Starts snorkeling snot deeper into his nostrils, she automatically starts to gag

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

"Dublingirl never appears to be found until after a death has occurred to process the crime

Looks like you’re doing all the work 3B

Come up to my room and put your feet up

Preferably naked

With creme eggs and monster

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Dublingirl never appears to be found until after a death has occurred to process the crime

Looks like you’re doing all the work 3B

Come up to my room and put your feet up

Preferably naked

With creme eggs and monster

Oh im on my way you know I run so well on them....non stop talking lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dublingirl never appears to be found until after a death has occurred to process the crime

The 3 litres of male ejaculate never made it to the precinct either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are 32 residents in the hotel, different professions, some rather unscrupulous characters

Among these residents are 3 killers "

I would suggest in order to be unscrupulous, the individuals in question would need scruples to begin with....

Last I recall was asking for a bottle of my Canadian Club....bowl of limes and a ginger ale...

That was in the bar, and MadameB was kicking off what looked it would’ve been on helluva party....

This hotel is murderous in many ways.... gives the overlook a run for its money...

All play and No work makes Jack a tired boy

I think Shamless man is clearly setting up for a run at Panti Bliss for the most entertaining evening routines! Hope he’s not letting his ego (one of them) think he can get away with murder....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

3 killers!

Wow, that's alot of ejaculate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"3 killers!

Wow, that's alot of ejaculate

So you have to ask... how are these assassins collecting that much... serious milking operation going on... next thing they’ll be forming a co-op to improve production.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"3 killers!

Wow, that's alot of ejaculate

So you have to ask... how are these assassins collecting that much... serious milking operation going on... next thing they’ll be forming a co-op to improve production. "

There is alot of hot ass babes in the Madison

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

"3 killers!

Wow, that's alot of ejaculate

So you have to ask... how are these assassins collecting that much... serious milking operation going on... next thing they’ll be forming a co-op to improve production. "

It’s like a premier inn after a social m&g

All sorts of antics and milking going on along the corridors

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Today's a good day for Police work

Go check on the Presidential suite... The window should be open

Book him

Em shouldn't that be body bag him! He died after a fall out of the window of room 666.

Book her

What! On what grounds DT?

Are you just hand cuffing me for your own pleasure again!

Less talking ma'am

You are going to have to gag me if you want me to stop

Starts snorkeling snot deeper into his nostrils, she automatically starts to gag"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dublingirl never appears to be found until after a death has occurred to process the crime

The 3 litres of male ejaculate never made it to the precinct either

Tis thirsty work this detecting methinks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh dear...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May I suggest that all the residents still alive should get together and share rooms maybe 2 x ladies and 1 man or 2x lads and 1 woman. This will cut down on the chance of bring killed by those 3 lunatics whoever they are.This of course would be in the interest of safety and Im sure a smidgeon of carnal satisfaction.

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

There are 32 residents in the hotel, different professions, some rather unscrupulous characters

Among these residents are 3 killers

I would suggest in order to be unscrupulous, the individuals in question would need scruples to begin with....

Last I recall was asking for a bottle of my Canadian Club....bowl of limes and a ginger ale...

That was in the bar, and MadameB was kicking off what looked it would’ve been on helluva party....

This hotel is murderous in many ways.... gives the overlook a run for its money...

All play and No work makes Jack a tired boy

I think Shamless man is clearly setting up for a run at Panti Bliss for the most entertaining evening routines! Hope he’s not letting his ego (one of them) think he can get away with murder...."

Thought I mounted you on the pool table and pocketed you like a pro

Shameless is exactly what it says on the tin he carts around with him. Panty Bliss would eat him for breakfast

Now suspect wise...is it an inside job from the police department?

Is it a whiskey swilling runner and her accomplices?

Is it a naked twister and her entwined entourage?

Is it a raucous high heeler into leather clad guys who likes to party?

Whoever it is...they are stealthy individuals who seem to know all of our whereabouts all of the time so could it be a Madison Murderer?

We need to figure out why and then we will know who.

This land development deal is very opportunistic for whoever's in charge of the hotel that sits on that land...so while I think the lovely _iery minx was shocked at her inheritance, I fear she may be in grave danger!

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"May I suggest that all the residents still alive should get together and share rooms maybe 2 x ladies and 1 man or 2x lads and 1 woman. This will cut down on the chance of bring killed by those 3 lunatics whoever they are.This of course would be in the interest of safety and Im sure a smidgeon of carnal satisfaction.

Your math is slightly off

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

I go out for a few hours and the whole place is gone to hell!!

I only went to get some supplies ie food and drink because suppliers are refusing to deliver here anymore what with all the murders and stuff

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

That’s fine until you land in a room with 2 murderers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your math is slightly off

In the nicest possible way ,I hope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That’s fine until you land in a room with 2 murderers

Doh

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Your math is slightly off

In the nicest possible way ,I hope

Nope. Either we all end up in a room with a murderer or the 3 team up

Don't want to see that happening. I am going to stay in the residents bar till someone gets to the bottom of all this

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By *herry...Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Suspect number 1

Cherry

Did you get your qualification in a lucky bag

I was in a room full of people all night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your math is slightly off

In the nicest possible way ,I hope

Nope. Either we all end up in a room with a murderer or the 3 team up

Don't want to see that happening. I am going to stay in the residents bar till someone gets to the bottom of all this"

Ahh feck it shur I may as well join ya madam if ya dont mind.Barkeep get me a large Tia maria and lucozade sil vous plate and whatever Madam is having.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow this place is getting worse by the hours... Poor JonhFK, I was hoping to have a drink with him later.

Anyway. Detective Kaiser you might need some advice from the hot detective Helen Mirren in primal suspect to solve these crimes.

I'm hoping to have some hot fun before the killers come after me.

I think one of the killers is a woman. And Shameless is my next guess. He really acts like he could murder someone and walk away in a Britney style with no remorse

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

He’s just like Britney

Murdering everything she touches

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

I think it’s time for a bottle of Malbec for the afternoon barman

I hope there’s no early closing this Easter weekend?

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

Madame B I'm with you I believe it may be an inside job from one of the police, the investigation doesn't seem to be going anywhere other than myself doing the hard graft.

I think a night with the biker boys is a very good idea they like to bump and grind like myself.

Time to get the drink flowing Easy...and keep them coming all night, I think im going to need to pull an all nighter

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

I never did get you to put your feet up 3B, come on over and put them up on this bar table

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"I never did get you to put your feet up 3B, come on over and put them up on this bar table

Oh why thank you kind Sir

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

"I never did get you to put your feet up 3B, come on over and put them up on this bar table

Oh why thank you kind Sir

I think I should frisk you just in case you’re carrying any weapons that could be used to kill me

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"I never did get you to put your feet up 3B, come on over and put them up on this bar table

Oh why thank you kind Sir

I think I should frisk you just in case you’re carrying any weapons that could be used to kill me"

Frisk away

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

"I never did get you to put your feet up 3B, come on over and put them up on this bar table

Oh why thank you kind Sir

I think I should frisk you just in case you’re carrying any weapons that could be used to kill me

Frisk away

Ok spread ‘em

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bar's open..

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"Bar's open..

Nearly finished work ...back in the Bates motel soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bar's open..

Nearly finished work ...back in the Bates motel soon "

I'll have a snake bite ready for ya.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pint of Tequilla rose please mr barman.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Easy, its good too see you

Nothing alcoholic please

Not today

Thank you

MrBogM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bar's open..

Bout time... I’ve been sitting pretending to work long enough... time for a nice beer buzz in the afternoon to kick off some Holy (sh1t it’s) Thursday shenanigans.

And here I thought I was playing pocket pool by myself last night and listening to the killers on the jukebox.... it’s all a blur.... a huge relief to have MadameB confirm I was mounted and not mounted and stuffed...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I may keep my biker gang close.to me tonight

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Pint of Tequilla rose please mr barman."

Drinking on the job already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s just like Britney

Murdering everything she touches

Hey folks what's been happening.

I've spent the afternoon like any other red blooded male.

Lying on the couch, hand down my jocks, watching St Trinians films and snorkeling snot

Don't suppose there has been anymore deaths???

BelfastD, I might have ditched my Britney costumes for the time being but your still on dangerous ground with statements like that.

If anyone seriously believes that I may be one off the killers, meet me around the back of the bins in half an hour and Ill set you straight on who the killers really are.

"cough" Madame B "cough"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint of Tequilla rose please mr barman.

Drinking on the job already

It would be damn rude not to madam, care for a qick one??

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Pint of Tequilla rose please mr barman.

Drinking on the job already

It would be damn rude not to madam, care for a qick one??"

Always room for more drink

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

"Wow this place is getting worse by the hours... Poor JonhFK, I was hoping to have a drink with him later.

Anyway. Detective Kaiser you might need some advice from the hot detective Helen Mirren in primal suspect to solve these crimes.

I'm hoping to have some hot fun before the killers come after me.

I think one of the killers is a woman. And Shameless is my next guess. He really acts like he could murder someone and walk away in a Britney style with no remorse"

I agree. He’d just shrug and say Ooops, I Did It Again. Also, he told S1ren yesterday that he’d give her a good whacking in the bar last night. Hmmm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He is a villain by the devil's law

He is a killer just for fun, fun, fun, fun

That man's a snitch and unpredictable

He's got no conscience, he got none, none, none, none

All I know, should've let go, but no

'Cause he's a bad boy with a tainted heart

And even I know this ain't smart

But…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint of Tequilla rose please mr barman."

Pint eh.. Bit of a Marine are we?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Easy, its good too see you

Nothing alcoholic please

Not today

Thank you

MrBogM

Mocktail.. Cafe au lait.. Plain ole tae? Charmed to see you as always

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By *B 4099Man over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

Just in the door. In the words of an Irish legend Miley from Glenroe. Well Holy God. This place is away mad. If I didn't normally live under a bridge with a troll. I'd leave to be safe. Bit that troll is one horrible creature.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint of Tequilla rose please mr barman.

Pint eh.. Bit of a Marine are we?

Just the way I roll son

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Easy, its good too see you

Nothing alcoholic please

Not today

Thank you

MrBogM

Mocktail.. Cafe au lait.. Plain ole tae? Charmed to see you as always

Something refreshing please

Any non alcoholic cocktails would be great.

I need aloe vera gel for my burned skin. I have been too long outside today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Easy, its good too see you

Nothing alcoholic please

Not today

Thank you

MrBogM

Mocktail.. Cafe au lait.. Plain ole tae? Charmed to see you as always

Something refreshing please

Any non alcoholic cocktails would be great.

I need aloe vera gel for my burned skin. I have been too long outside today"

Is there any other cream that may help

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"Easy, its good too see you

Nothing alcoholic please

Not today

Thank you

MrBogM

Mocktail.. Cafe au lait.. Plain ole tae? Charmed to see you as always

Something refreshing please

Any non alcoholic cocktails would be great.

I need aloe vera gel for my burned skin. I have been too long outside today"

Packs Aloe Vera for our day on the nude beach

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any non alcoholic cocktails would be great.

I need aloe vera gel for my burned skin. I have been too long outside today

Packs Aloe Vera for our day on the nude beach "

With that mankini... appears very beach you visit will be bare pretty quickly

I’ll bring the coconut oils... for her coconuts.. not yours... dirty mind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bar's open..

Two words that never get old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

message from beyond

Update on the game :

There are 32 residents in the hotel, different professions, some rather unscrupulous characters

Among these residents are 3 killers

I am changing the voting system to private message, send me your vote for who you think is a killer.

Votes must be in by 8pm

After this the killers will choose their next victim"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bar's open..

Two words that never get old

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any non alcoholic cocktails would be great.

I need aloe vera gel for my burned skin. I have been too long outside today

Packs Aloe Vera for our day on the nude beach

With that mankini... appears very beach you visit will be bare pretty quickly

I’ll bring the coconut oils... for her coconuts.. not yours... dirty mind. "

Your mocktail is ready... Aloe in the fridge chilling.. Free application service here for that too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bar's open..

Two words that never get old

Absolutely

Bars Absolutly Open.!!!!

3 words that never get old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bar's open..

Two words that never get old

Absolutely

Bars Absolutly Open.!!!!

3 words that never get old

Absolute bar absolutely open

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bar's open..

Two words that never get old

Absolutely

Bars Absolutly Open.!!!!

3 words that never get old

Absolute bar absolutely open

4 words that will never get old...lol

ill absolutely meet you there in 5

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

Barman I need more drink this is very thirsty work trying to figure out who are the killers that walk between us.

I plan on a night of drink and wildness

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By *B 4099Man over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

"Barman I need more drink this is very thirsty work trying to figure out who are the killers that walk between us.

I plan on a night of drink and wildness

"
is that not every night

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

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By *herry...Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"Good evening

Evening Gorgeous....would you like a drink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Barman I need more drink this is very thirsty work trying to figure out who are the killers that walk between us.

I plan on a night of drink and wildness

Shall I open a tab young lady?

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Barman I need more drink this is very thirsty work trying to figure out who are the killers that walk between us.

I plan on a night of drink and wildness

is that not every night

I'm having a night of work and staking out the bar

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By *herry...Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Good evening

Evening Gorgeous....would you like a drink"

Ohh tequila please straight up no salt or lemon

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Barman I need more drink this is very thirsty work trying to figure out who are the killers that walk between us.

I plan on a night of drink and wildness

Shall I open a tab young lady? "

Put it on K.T's its official business

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Barman I need more drink this is very thirsty work trying to figure out who are the killers that walk between us.

I plan on a night of drink and wildness

Shall I open a tab young lady?

Put it on K.T's its official business

That hure owes from last night... And the night before... The man has hollow legs

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"Good evening

Evening Gorgeous....would you like a drink

Ohh tequila please straight up no salt or lemon

Barman a bottle of your finest teguila and 2 glasses please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening

Evening Gorgeous....would you like a drink

Ohh tequila please straight up no salt or lemon

Barman a bottle of your finest teguila and 2 glasses please "

2 fingers of poitin with a dash of Irn Bru please

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By *B 4099Man over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

Pint of Absinthe for me Easy

may as well get the green fairy see what happens

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening

Evening Gorgeous....would you like a drink

Ohh tequila please straight up no salt or lemon

Barman a bottle of your finest teguila and 2 glasses please "

May I see some ID

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint of Absinthe for me Easy

may as well get the green fairy see what happens

Want a head on that?

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By *herry...Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Good evening

Evening Gorgeous....would you like a drink

Ohh tequila please straight up no salt or lemon

Barman a bottle of your finest teguila and 2 glasses please

May I see some ID

I left it in my room do you want to see it there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint of Absinthe for me Easy

may as well get the green fairy see what happens

Is that green fairy liquid for the washing up...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening

Evening Gorgeous....would you like a drink

Ohh tequila please straight up no salt or lemon

Barman a bottle of your finest teguila and 2 glasses please

May I see some ID

I left it in my room do you want to see it there

Someone cover me.. I'll be back in the morning

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