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Madison motel game pt2

By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

And we're back, woody has been brutally murdered, kaizer is doing a lot of detecting in his motel room, _adame b is lost in the woods and I don't think the doctor is human but who is the perpetrator of this heinous crime

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man over a year ago

.tis that _iss3b I see out on the green getting her statement taking down by the super

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's all this commotion?

Detective KT was just carrying out some "interrogations"

Nothing to see here... Carry on

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

Ah agent K has arrived, the local gigolo

most likely you'll find him in the cafe on the corner of wood and given, reading through his little black book

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are the guests to be rounded up for statements?

Where was everyone.....?

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

BogM

s1ren

Cherry

drproton

_iery minx

Easyfun021

not very shyguy

Fast lad

Kaizer

Madame B

peachbum

_oft_sexy_sweet

CurvySingleLady

pleasureprincess2021

TheSmyths

BelfastD

Metta Man

Merlin of cork-opolis

TheFabGuy

adventurescpl

Miss3b

CazMurray

shameless

7inchMbigboobsF

Ulsterfry

tmountie

Devine destiny

aka... AgentK

Anya2020PT

Dublingirl92

JohnFK

Rob2895

ironheart666

texes

JB4099

fozzyo'clock

bare-necessity

Incandescent

Lia maria

Woody500

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doctor FFS this is hardy the time to be banging on about your room. A man is dead!!!! Dead I tell you!

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Doctor FFS this is hardy the time to be banging on about your room. A man is dead!!!! Dead I tell you! "

I am well aware of his vital signs.

Are you well, you seem to be in a state of shock?

Does this establishment have access to medical care supplies?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Doctor FFS this is hardy the time to be banging on about your room. A man is dead!!!! Dead I tell you! "

The first thing we need to do is sort out in alphabet order who is offering bjs!

The second is to cordon off the crime scene.

Where's the John Doe?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi guys , just checking in now. Bloody traffic was brutal.

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman over a year ago

Dublin

Did someone say BJs?

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

I leave ye alone while i go rest after my late night working and ckme back to find the owner dead,what is been done about this Kaiser?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just got here in time for bjs I see.

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By *1n_eaterMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Any one know where the ice machines are. Woodys dead body might be cold but not cold enough to keep my drink cold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

End of hallway beside the lufts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone say BJs?"

Line up Ma'am

'S' sees you slotted into Holy Thursday afternoon at 1445 hrs.

Room 69 - Bring water and chapstick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just got here in time for bjs I see."

Whoooooooah there cowboy!

Something very suspicious about a man with no britches

Can you account for your whereabouts all day?

What?

That's right

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"Did someone say BJs?

Line up Ma'am

'S' sees you slotted into Holy Thursday afternoon at 1445 hrs.

Room 69 - Bring water and chapstick

But you can't eat meat on Holy Thursday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Errr. I WAS WAXING ME NETHER REGIONS.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I leave ye alone while i go rest after my late night working and ckme back to find the owner dead,what is been done about this Kaiser?"

Well, you'll be pleased to know, Kaizer has populated his XL worksheet, titled Hotel Blowies, in alphabetical order!

Colour coding with be introduced after the first round of bjs take place.

Red is for hot (of course)

Orange for great technique but could do better

Yellow means lack of technique & / or enthusiasm, (both are crucial for any respectable BJ)

White..... No comment

Police work ain't what it used to be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone say BJs?

Line up Ma'am

'S' sees you slotted into Holy Thursday afternoon at 1445 hrs.

Room 69 - Bring water and chapstick

But you can't eat meat on Holy Thursday

You don't need to swallow anything toots!

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

There will be no voting today for who ye may think is a killer

however it will start tomorrow, if anyone is unsure of how it works just ask me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There will be no voting today for who ye may think is a killer

however it will start tomorrow, if anyone is unsure of how it works just ask me"

It's still Taco Tuesday though yeah?!?

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

Woodys will has been found during the police search,

To pleasure princess the best lover anyone could ask for, I leave the Madison motel, including it's debts and mortgage, sorry

To my buddy kaiser, free board until you sort your life out and to cherry the use of room666 for as long as you desire

It's been a good life I will be watching over you all from the other side

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woodys will has been found during the police search,

To pleasure princess the best lover anyone could ask for, I leave the Madison motel, including it's debts and mortgage, sorry

To my buddy kaiser, free board until you sort your life out and to cherry the use of room666 for as long as you desire

It's been a good life I will be watching over you all from the other side"

Probate was suspiciously swift!

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

Having spoken to woody yesterday and with him knowing the incoming guests he had suggested a photoshoot with myself,cherry and curvy lady and in light of what has happened i think it would be a fitting tribute.

Now also because of what has happened i do think for all concerned a member of the constabulary should be present,which one of you fine members of the investigating team would agree to spending time in a room with us three ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was down in the lounge having breakfast, although Madam did leave shortly after I brought her coffee. I had intended to escort Miss3B back to her room as she was still tired, when all the commotion started.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh my Christ! Effective immediately yis are all paying €100 a night!

Apparently I gots bills to pay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having spoken to woody yesterday and with him knowing the incoming guests he had suggested a photoshoot with myself,cherry and curvy lady and in light of what has happened i think it would be a fitting tribute.

There's only one badge and gun here toots.... Det. TK will be with you post taco

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"There will be no voting today for who ye may think is a killer

however it will start tomorrow, if anyone is unsure of how it works just ask me"

Ok Woody how does this work ....I wasn't in the other game

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

There's only one badge and gun here toots.... Det. TK will be with you post taco

I think to show our gratitude for all your hard work you should be allowed to pick out the outfits for said photoshoot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh my Christ! Effective immediately yis are all paying €100 a night!

Apparently I gots bills to pay

Not anymore, now that you own the hotel!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's only one badge and gun here toots.... Det. TK will be with you post taco

I think to show our gratitude for all your hard work you should be allowed to pick out the outfits for said photoshoot

30 years on the job, Kaizer has never seen such a clusterfuck

Line em up please ma'am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hhmmm. Something fishy goin on here between our erstwhile detective ,owner and staff of hotel.

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Oh my Christ! Effective immediately yis are all paying €100 a night!

Apparently I gots bills to pay

Procures 2 x 50 yoyo notes

In the name of Emperor, provide me with my room already!

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"Oh my Christ! Effective immediately yis are all paying €100 a night!

Apparently I gots bills to pay

Procures 2 x 50 yoyo notes

In the name of Emperor, provide me with my room already!"

I also need a room, for the BJs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hhmmm. Something fishy goin on here between our erstwhile detective ,owner and staff of hotel."

Don't you question the integrity of this badge!

Det. KT vows to find out who's behind this tragedy. Woodrow was the only true friend in this world

And get some goddam pants on, it ain't normal for a grown adult to walking around with no britches 24/7

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

There's only one badge and gun here toots.... Det. TK will be with you post taco

I think to show our gratitude for all your hard work you should be allowed to pick out the outfits for said photoshoot

30 years on the job, Kaizer has never seen such a clusterfuck

Line em up please ma'am

Ok so for your choices today we have latex,leater,silk in an array of colours and sizes.

Stillettos,thigh highs and sky scrapers

A complete selection of toys and restraints.

What would Det.Kaizer like to see each of us in?

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

"Woodys will has been found during the police search,

To pleasure princess the best lover anyone could ask for, I leave the Madison motel, including it's debts and mortgage, sorry

To my buddy kaiser, free board until you sort your life out and to cherry the use of room666 for as long as you desire

It's been a good life I will be watching over you all from the other side"

Where there’s a will...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's only one badge and gun here toots.... Det. TK will be with you post taco

I think to show our gratitude for all your hard work you should be allowed to pick out the outfits for said photoshoot

30 years on the job, Kaizer has never seen such a clusterfuck

Line em up please ma'am

Ok so for your choices today we have latex,leater,silk in an array of colours and sizes.

Stillettos,thigh highs and sky scrapers

A complete selection of toys and restraints.

What would Det.Kaizer like to see each of us in? "

A court of law swearing on the Bible preferably

Until that day, stilettos will suffice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woodys will has been found during the police search,

To pleasure princess the best lover anyone could ask for, I leave the Madison motel, including it's debts and mortgage, sorry

To my buddy kaiser, free board until you sort your life out and to cherry the use of room666 for as long as you desire

It's been a good life I will be watching over you all from the other side

Where there’s a will..."

Think of Kaizer as Colombo.... Minus the trench coat and cigar

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man over a year ago

"Woodys will has been found during the police search,

To pleasure princess the best lover anyone could ask for, I leave the Madison motel, including it's debts and mortgage, sorry

To my buddy kaiser, free board until you sort your life out and to cherry the use of room666 for as long as you desire

It's been a good life I will be watching over you all from the other side

Where there’s a will..."
there'll be a way.."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woodys will has been found during the police search,

To pleasure princess the best lover anyone could ask for, I leave the Madison motel, including it's debts and mortgage, sorry

To my buddy kaiser, free board until you sort your life out and to cherry the use of room666 for as long as you desire

It's been a good life I will be watching over you all from the other side

Where there’s a will...there'll be a way..""

Where were you hiding all day?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woodys will has been found during the police search,

To pleasure princess the best lover anyone could ask for, I leave the Madison motel, including it's debts and mortgage, sorry

To my buddy kaiser, free board until you sort your life out and to cherry the use of room666 for as long as you desire

It's been a good life I will be watching over you all from the other side

Where there’s a will...

Think of Kaizer as Colombo.... Minus the trench coat and cigar

I had more of a vision of Ironside in my head

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

Ok so it appears nobody works around here, just finished for the day and hoping to check in so I can lie on the bed, relax and show my arse off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so it appears nobody works around here, just finished for the day and hoping to check in so I can lie on the bed, relax and show my arse off

I'm here sir to happily check you in! Since the boss has dearly departed and left me in pools of debt with a gigantic mortgage I now really value all your business. If you need anything please don't hesitate to call me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woodys will has been found during the police search,

To pleasure princess the best lover anyone could ask for, I leave the Madison motel, including it's debts and mortgage, sorry

To my buddy kaiser, free board until you sort your life out and to cherry the use of room666 for as long as you desire

It's been a good life I will be watching over you all from the other side

Where there’s a will...

Think of Kaizer as Colombo.... Minus the trench coat and cigar

I had more of a vision of Ironside in my head"

No wheelchair here..... Yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is Officer DG about?

Det. KT would like to arrange a non-BJ related meeting to discuss the facts

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

"Ok so it appears nobody works around here, just finished for the day and hoping to check in so I can lie on the bed, relax and show my arse off

Oh you are a pleasure to deal with princess

Now what room do you have for me? Is there one with a nice big window so that I can leave the curtains open and see who catches a view?

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

Ding..Ding

Anyone on reception...looking for my room please...booked a superior not facing the rubbish tip please

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man over a year ago

"Woodys will has been found during the police search,

To pleasure princess the best lover anyone could ask for, I leave the Madison motel, including it's debts and mortgage, sorry

To my buddy kaiser, free board until you sort your life out and to cherry the use of room666 for as long as you desire

It's been a good life I will be watching over you all from the other side

Where there’s a will...there'll be a way.."

Where were you hiding all day?

"
O ,I've just been for a donder on the edge of the greens me and _iss3b as I'm sure you have seen

What about poor woody whatever will be done with him..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woodys will has been found during the police search,

To pleasure princess the best lover anyone could ask for, I leave the Madison motel, including it's debts and mortgage, sorry

To my buddy kaiser, free board until you sort your life out and to cherry the use of room666 for as long as you desire

It's been a good life I will be watching over you all from the other side

Where there’s a will...there'll be a way.."

Where were you hiding all day?

O ,I've just been for a donder on the edge of the greens me and _iss3b as I'm sure you have seen

What about poor woody whatever will be done with him.."

His body will be sent to the state pathologist for investigation

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By *herry...Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

BJ sign me up, has the big dildo been taken away for forensic examination or can we use it as a prop for the photoshoot

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"Ok so it appears nobody works around here, just finished for the day and hoping to check in so I can lie on the bed, relax and show my arse off

Oh you are a pleasure to deal with princess

Now what room do you have for me? Is there one with a nice big window so that I can leave the curtains open and see who catches a view?

Excuse me sir, I was here first

NOBODY will be getting a BJ at this rate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's currently propping up the hotel bus while the brakes are bring drained

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Oh my god...I came back when I heard all the commotion. I just heard what that woody is stiff and no longer with us! Is it true? Death by Dildo...what a hard way to go. Who did it? Do we have to pay our bill?

R.I.P. Woody...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"BJ sign me up, has the big dildo been taken away for forensic examination or can we use it as a prop for the photoshoot

That's a police matter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

BJs are suspended until further notice

There's a Chupa chup machine in the lobby for any ladies with impatient Jaws

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"BJs are suspended until further notice

There's a Chupa chup machine in the lobby for any ladies with impatient Jaws

In that case Detective, I suggest you put it away and pull up your zipper! Otherwise people will think you're a private dick

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By *B 4099Man over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

I've just arrived . Had to ride a donkey so the Cops couldn't give me penalty points for outside the 5km. ...she DID NOT appreciate me calling her a donkey.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"BJs are suspended until further notice

There's a Chupa chup machine in the lobby for any ladies with impatient Jaws

In that case Detective, I suggest you put it away and pull up your zipper! Otherwise people will think you're a private dick "

Book her boys

A night in the cells with teach her some manners

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"BJs are suspended until further notice

There's a Chupa chup machine in the lobby for any ladies with impatient Jaws

I still want a room though

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"BJs are suspended until further notice

There's a Chupa chup machine in the lobby for any ladies with impatient Jaws

In that case Detective, I suggest you put it away and pull up your zipper! Otherwise people will think you're a private dick

Book her boys

A night in the cells with teach her some manners

Excellent...I wanted an upgrade!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ding..Ding

Anyone on reception...looking for my room please...booked a superior not facing the rubbish tip please "

Sniff sniff! (Wipes nose)

Apologies sir, you're very welcome this evening. Here's the key to your room with a lovely view over the adjoining cemetery (cries uncontrollably)

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"Ding..Ding

Anyone on reception...looking for my room please...booked a superior not facing the rubbish tip please

Sniff sniff! (Wipes nose)

Apologies sir, you're very welcome this evening. Here's the key to your room with a lovely view over the adjoining cemetery (cries uncontrollably)

Thanks very much princess and least I wont have noise coming from the neighbours on one side

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"BJs are suspended until further notice

There's a Chupa chup machine in the lobby for any ladies with impatient Jaws

In fairness there's at least one male guess that can give himself a BJ so not suspended for him

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

I wake up to no Internet, no hot water and a dead owner. Det K.T. have you solved this yet? Do I need to use my uniform for actual policewoman?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alas poor Woody.. Dead wood woody dead.. Dead dead dead..... I need to stop licking my sticky mattress

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alas poor Woody.. Dead wood woody dead.. Dead dead dead..... I need to stop licking my sticky mattress"

Wtf are you licking it for? Flip it

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By *B 4099Man over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

Ding ding.

Any chance of a room . I'm wrecked after my trek. Wore way too many clothes expecting rain and wind .

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Ding ding.

Any chance of a room . I'm wrecked after my trek. Wore way too many clothes expecting rain and wind .

If ya fix my water ya can share mine, won't be much room like as everything I own is in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats going on?

Why all the commotion?

Somebody put a note under my door "want to watch me wank, meet me out the back at the bins dressed as Britney, 5pm xxx"

Hour and a fucking half Ive been standing down the bins, dressed as a schoolgirl and nobody shows up.............

Some people are so weird!!!

Im off to my room to get changed

?? My loneliness is killing me (And I)

I must confess I still believe (Still believe)

When I'm not with you, I lose my mind

Give me a sign

Hit me baby one more time???

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman over a year ago

Dublin

I'm gonna camp in the lobby and compose a strongly worded TripAdvisor review

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"Whats going on?

Why all the commotion?

Somebody put a note under my door "want to watch me wank, meet me out the back at the bins dressed as Britney, 5pm xxx"

Hour and a fucking half Ive been standing down the bins, dressed as a schoolgirl and nobody shows up.............

Some people are so weird!!!

Im off to my room to get changed

?? My loneliness is killing me (And I)

I must confess I still believe (Still believe)

When I'm not with you, I lose my mind

Give me a sign

Hit me baby one more time???"

Sorry about that...i got delayed checking it

It's just that you drive me crazy but I know you're toxic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hhmmm. Something fishy goin on here between our erstwhile detective ,owner and staff of hotel.

Don't you question the integrity of this badge!

Det. KT vows to find out who's behind this tragedy. Woodrow was the only true friend in this world

And get some goddam pants on, it ain't normal for a grown adult to walking around with no britches 24/7

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alas poor Woody.. Dead wood woody dead.. Dead dead dead..... I need to stop licking my sticky mattress

Wtf are you licking it for? Flip it"

I did.. That side... Oozed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alas poor Woody.. Dead wood woody dead.. Dead dead dead..... I need to stop licking my sticky mattress

Wtf are you licking it for? Flip it

I did.. That side... Oozed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Det KT, if I put me pants on do I get an upgraded room??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ekhm am I still alive or a zombie / vampire?

Huh just came back!

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By *B 4099Man over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

"Ding ding.

Any chance of a room . I'm wrecked after my trek. Wore way too many clothes expecting rain and wind .

If ya fix my water ya can share mine, won't be much room like as everything I own is in it "
I'll have a look at your plumbing can't promise anything. Think I have some rubber gloves in my bag.

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By *B 4099Man over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

"Alas poor Woody.. Dead wood woody dead.. Dead dead dead..... I need to stop licking my sticky mattress

Wtf are you licking it for? Flip it

I did.. That side... Oozed

"
are you in the jam doughnut suite?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I saw or heard nothing I was eh.... busy

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

"BJ sign me up, has the big dildo been taken away for forensic examination or can we use it as a prop for the photoshoot

Don’t worry Cherry, I have plenty of props.

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"I saw or heard nothing I was eh.... busy"

Busy doing some DIY?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wake up to no Internet, no hot water and a dead owner. Det K.T. have you solved this yet? Do I need to use my uniform for actual policewoman?

Based on the deceased's affection for you, you are considered a suspect!

The state pathologists report won't be back until tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ekhm am I still alive or a zombie / vampire?

Huh just came back! "

Wow!

Lay off the hallucinogenics young lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Det KT, if I put me pants on do I get an upgraded room??"

Possibly, you'll definitely be taken a bit more seriously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ekhm am I still alive or a zombie / vampire?

Huh just came back!

Wow!

Lay off the hallucinogenics young lady

If you're laying off the hallucinogenics, don't like my mattress.. I've already debated the advantages of cello tape with a green cat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ekhm am I still alive or a zombie / vampire?

Huh just came back!

Wow!

Lay off the hallucinogenics young lady

Im living on one delicious nectar and it isnt made from hallu mushrooms. Pity

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"I wake up to no Internet, no hot water and a dead owner. Det K.T. have you solved this yet? Do I need to use my uniform for actual policewoman?

Based on the deceased's affection for you, you are considered a suspect!

The state pathologists report won't be back until tomorrow

Affection I wish, I might have had a better room like you for free

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By *herry...Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"BJ sign me up, has the big dildo been taken away for forensic examination or can we use it as a prop for the photoshoot

Don’t worry Cherry, I have plenty of props.

Looking forward to seeing you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items."

So Ive stolen some stuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items."

So Ive stolen some stuff

Book him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wake up to no Internet, no hot water and a dead owner. Det K.T. have you solved this yet? Do I need to use my uniform for actual policewoman?

Based on the deceased's affection for you, you are considered a suspect!

The state pathologists report won't be back until tomorrow

Affection I wish, I might have had a better room like you for free

*writes in notebook

"Harbours ill feeling for the victim."

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"I wake up to no Internet, no hot water and a dead owner. Det K.T. have you solved this yet? Do I need to use my uniform for actual policewoman?

Based on the deceased's affection for you, you are considered a suspect!

The state pathologists report won't be back until tomorrow

Affection I wish, I might have had a better room like you for free

*writes in notebook

"Harbours ill feeling for the victim.""

I can give you something else to write in your notebook boss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I get some room service . 1 x medium pepperoni pizza , 1 tub of ben and jerrys, 1 case of bulmers and 20 carrolls please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wake up to no Internet, no hot water and a dead owner. Det K.T. have you solved this yet? Do I need to use my uniform for actual policewoman?

Based on the deceased's affection for you, you are considered a suspect!

The state pathologists report won't be back until tomorrow

Affection I wish, I might have had a better room like you for free

*writes in notebook

"Harbours ill feeling for the victim."

I can give you something else to write in your notebook boss

Are you trying to obstruct a police investigation ma'am?

BJs will be back next week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items."

So Ive stolen some stuff

Anything exciting?

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"I wake up to no Internet, no hot water and a dead owner. Det K.T. have you solved this yet? Do I need to use my uniform for actual policewoman?

Based on the deceased's affection for you, you are considered a suspect!

The state pathologists report won't be back until tomorrow

Affection I wish, I might have had a better room like you for free

*writes in notebook

"Harbours ill feeling for the victim."

I can give you something else to write in your notebook boss

Are you trying to obstruct a police investigation ma'am?

BJs will be back next week

Hardly when I'm helping you investigate it boss

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By *1n_eaterMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Almost time for bed. Nakes sleep walking is a strong possibility

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wake up to no Internet, no hot water and a dead owner. Det K.T. have you solved this yet? Do I need to use my uniform for actual policewoman?

Based on the deceased's affection for you, you are considered a suspect!

The state pathologists report won't be back until tomorrow

Affection I wish, I might have had a better room like you for free

*writes in notebook

"Harbours ill feeling for the victim."

I can give you something else to write in your notebook boss

Are you trying to obstruct a police investigation ma'am?

BJs will be back next week

Hardly when I'm helping you investigate it boss

Oh yes... Well keep up the eh... Good work

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"Almost time for bed. Nakes sleep walking is a strong possibility

At least you have a bed, they won't even let me check in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items."

So Ive stolen some stuff

Anything exciting?"

Just a bible and some loo rolls so far

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items."

So Ive stolen some stuff

Anything exciting?

Just a bible and some loo rolls so far"

let's go to the bar! See what everyone else is up to and who thinks who did the deed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items."

So Ive stolen some stuff

Anything exciting?

Just a bible and some loo rolls so far

let's go to the bar! See what everyone else is up to and who thinks who did the deed"

Brilliant idea, Mines a pint of Babycham and a poitin chaser

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items."

So Ive stolen some stuff

Anything exciting?

Just a bible and some loo rolls so far"

Clearly a novice.... Batteries from the remote.. Dressing gown.. At least 1 small towel.. All the soap, shampoo and body wash.. Bulbs ftom the lamps.. A spare pillow, a spare blanket, coffee, UHT milk, tea bags and if its possible coat hangers..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items."

So Ive stolen some stuff

Anything exciting?

Just a bible and some loo rolls so far

let's go to the bar! See what everyone else is up to and who thinks who did the deed

Brilliant idea, Mines a pint of Babycham and a poitin chaser

Excellent choice. Now who is working the bar?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items."

So Ive stolen some stuff

Anything exciting?

Just a bible and some loo rolls so far

let's go to the bar! See what everyone else is up to and who thinks who did the deed

Brilliant idea, Mines a pint of Babycham and a poitin chaser

Excellent choice. Now who is working the bar?"

If that position is open I'll act as bar man

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

"There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items."

So Ive stolen some stuff

Anything exciting?

Just a bible and some loo rolls so far

let's go to the bar! See what everyone else is up to and who thinks who did the deed

Brilliant idea, Mines a pint of Babycham and a poitin chaser

Excellent choice. Now who is working the bar?

If that position is open I'll act as bar man"

That could be a good idea Easy,i won't br disturbing you when i come in late after my stripping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God damn it...

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

"There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items."

So Ive stolen some stuff

Anything exciting?

Just a bible and some loo rolls so far

let's go to the bar! See what everyone else is up to and who thinks who did the deed

Brilliant idea, Mines a pint of Babycham and a poitin chaser

Excellent choice. Now who is working the bar?"

I’ll have an apple martini before I go upstairs to room 666 for this sexy photo shoot.

I’ve seen some suspicious goings on today as I was people watching. I saw someone dressed as Britney. Something tells me she’s:

*not

*that

*innocent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items."

So Ive stolen some stuff

Anything exciting?

Just a bible and some loo rolls so far

let's go to the bar! See what everyone else is up to and who thinks who did the deed

Brilliant idea, Mines a pint of Babycham and a poitin chaser

Excellent choice. Now who is working the bar?

If that position is open I'll act as bar man"

Good man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bar man calls first round on the house for all those in in the next 10 minutes.. Toast our op on his way to valhalla

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items."

So Ive stolen some stuff

Anything exciting?

Just a bible and some loo rolls so far

let's go to the bar! See what everyone else is up to and who thinks who did the deed

Brilliant idea, Mines a pint of Babycham and a poitin chaser

Excellent choice. Now who is working the bar?

I’ll have an apple martini before I go upstairs to room 666 for this sexy photo shoot.

I’ve seen some suspicious goings on today as I was people watching. I saw someone dressed as Britney. Something tells me she’s:

*not

*that

*innocent

This ain't Murder she wrote and you ain't goddam Jessica Fletcher

Leave the police work to the professionals ma'am!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items."

So Ive stolen some stuff

Anything exciting?

Just a bible and some loo rolls so far

let's go to the bar! See what everyone else is up to and who thinks who did the deed

Brilliant idea, Mines a pint of Babycham and a poitin chaser

Excellent choice. Now who is working the bar?

I’ll have an apple martini before I go upstairs to room 666 for this sexy photo shoot.

I’ve seen some suspicious goings on today as I was people watching. I saw someone dressed as Britney. Something tells me she’s:

*not

*that

*innocent

Oh Im not a girl..

Winking and flashing his knackers

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

" God damn it...

You put the wall through,you and your peep hole. I will have a pina colada before i start my shift please

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"Bar man calls first round on the house for all those in in the next 10 minutes.. Toast our op on his way to valhalla

Mine's a rum & with a slice of lime pls!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hungry and thirsty

I think room service in this motel is very poor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bar man calls first round on the house for all those in in the next 10 minutes.. Toast our op on his way to valhalla

Just arrived after a long day. Grabbed the keys from the reception. Nobody was there. .... I'm a bit tired but will go for a drink. Hoping to get an update of the events. Will have a glass of red wine please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is the bar still open? Any sign if a maintenance man as the lock on my hotel room door is dodgy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bar man calls first round on the house for all those in in the next 10 minutes.. Toast our op on his way to valhalla

Scuse me but who's paying for these drinks you're handing out for free?? I've got a huge mortgage to pay, my looks will only get me so far with the debt collectors. Mr Easyfun I need spondolies in the actual till. I can pay you for your work but you need to help me turn a profit in this joint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Almost time for bed. Nakes sleep walking is a strong possibility

At least you have a bed, they won't even let me check in

Madam madam terribly sorry please follow me to reception and I'll get you sorted with a room. I'll even give you a room with a fresh mattress protector on it

please just no bad reviews on zip advisor I need all the business I can get

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

"There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items."

So Ive stolen some stuff

Anything exciting?

Just a bible and some loo rolls so far

let's go to the bar! See what everyone else is up to and who thinks who did the deed

Brilliant idea, Mines a pint of Babycham and a poitin chaser

Excellent choice. Now who is working the bar?

I’ll have an apple martini before I go upstairs to room 666 for this sexy photo shoot.

I’ve seen some suspicious goings on today as I was people watching. I saw someone dressed as Britney. Something tells me she’s:

*not

*that

*innocent

This ain't Murder she wrote and you ain't goddam Jessica Fletcher

Leave the police work to the professionals ma'am! "

I just like the song. And the red shiny catsuit...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bar man calls first round on the house for all those in in the next 10 minutes.. Toast our op on his way to valhalla

Ill pay for the drinks he handed out (hands over 3 counterfit 50 euro notes) keep the change

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jeez. How long was I asleep

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"Almost time for bed. Nakes sleep walking is a strong possibility

At least you have a bed, they won't even let me check in

Madam madam terribly sorry please follow me to reception and I'll get you sorted with a room. I'll even give you a room with a fresh mattress protector on it

please just no bad reviews on zip advisor I need all the business I can get "

Ah, thank you miss, I'll leave a hefty tip and I won't steal anything, unlike SOME guests

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By *ohnFKMan over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

"Whats going on?

Why all the commotion?

Somebody put a note under my door "want to watch me wank, meet me out the back at the bins dressed as Britney, 5pm xxx"

Hour and a fucking half Ive been standing down the bins, dressed as a schoolgirl and nobody shows up.............

Some people are so weird!!!

Im off to my room to get changed

?? My loneliness is killing me (And I)

I must confess I still believe (Still believe)

When I'm not with you, I lose my mind

Give me a sign

Hit me baby one more time???"

Sorry, wrong door.

Oops I did it again..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bar man calls first round on the house for all those in in the next 10 minutes.. Toast our op on his way to valhalla

They've all paid me... In lira and pesatos

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

gives up on getting a room from the receptionist and proceeds to room 3435, finds the door is unlocked and gets in.

approves of the fact the room is empty, with a good sized bed, clean, normal shower, good view of the front of the building.

sets down his duffel bag, removes his trench coat, revealing a jeans and dark blue shirt with a funny U looking pattern on the sleeves and chest.

bends his neck with a crack, and decides to satisfy his curiosity by going downstairs to see the strip tease show...

as he enters the show room, he grabs a bottle of puchin from the unattended bar, find a table in the further corner, sits with his back to the wall, and starts sipping the drink from the bottle, scanning the room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not foreign spondolies! I need cold hard Euros.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poor old Woody

We went way back you know

We use to smuggle suitcases of Cocaine into the country on Ryan Air flights

We only stopped because the excess baggage charges eventually made it unprofitable

Thats how he got the money to buy this place

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman over a year ago

Dublin

They've all paid me... In lira and pesatos

You say pesatos, I say potatoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pitty theres no drinks, so going to my sweet dreams in the room with view to the main entrance that the nicest receptionist cared to secure for me. I hope you all have a hot and exciting night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pitty theres no drinks, so going to my sweet dreams in the room with view to the main entrance that the nicest receptionist cared to secure for me. I hope you all have a hot and exciting night

Im off to my bed too folks, Ive had 4 pints of Babycham and Im a little worse for wear , night all x

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By *B 4099Man over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

Still no room for me so I'm off to sleep in a bin. If there is a mad dressed as Britney out there I swear I'm going to the motel across the road .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still no room for me so I'm off to sleep in a bin. If there is a mad dressed as Britney out there I swear I'm going to the motel across the road .

Can stay in my room , can sleep on the chair up against the door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bumped into a super sexy gal in the hotel lift.

As we arrived at my floor and the doors opened....

I turned to her and I asked her if she liked the strong and silent type.

"As a matter of fact I do." She said blushing somewhat.

So I let out a little fart and headed to my room

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Still no room for me so I'm off to sleep in a bin. If there is a mad dressed as Britney out there I swear I'm going to the motel across the road .

Watch out incase he tries to give you a trim

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

Right I need some red wine

I’ve brought euros

Just give me the bottle barman

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By *B 4099Man over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

"Still no room for me so I'm off to sleep in a bin. If there is a mad dressed as Britney out there I swear I'm going to the motel across the road .

Can stay in my room , can sleep on the chair up against the door"
ah my poor back . You just want me to get shot through the door first

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By *B 4099Man over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

"Still no room for me so I'm off to sleep in a bin. If there is a mad dressed as Britney out there I swear I'm going to the motel across the road .

Watch out incase he tries to give you a trim

"
who here doesn't want some trim

move your stuff off the bed would ya and let me in. Unless you want me to sleep against the door too

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Still no room for me so I'm off to sleep in a bin. If there is a mad dressed as Britney out there I swear I'm going to the motel across the road .

Watch out incase he tries to give you a trim

who here doesn't want some trim

move your stuff off the bed would ya and let me in. Unless you want me to sleep against the door too

Nope u can have the bed just dont bloody snore

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By *B 4099Man over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

"Still no room for me so I'm off to sleep in a bin. If there is a mad dressed as Britney out there I swear I'm going to the motel across the road .

Watch out incase he tries to give you a trim

who here doesn't want some trim

move your stuff off the bed would ya and let me in. Unless you want me to sleep against the door too

Nope u can have the bed just dont bloody snore

"
I promise nothing. When I sleep I'm more snore than man

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Still no room for me so I'm off to sleep in a bin. If there is a mad dressed as Britney out there I swear I'm going to the motel across the road .

Watch out incase he tries to give you a trim

who here doesn't want some trim

move your stuff off the bed would ya and let me in. Unless you want me to sleep against the door too

Nope u can have the bed just dont bloody snore

I promise nothing. When I sleep I'm more snore than man

As long you're closest to the door it will be ok

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still no room for me so I'm off to sleep in a bin. If there is a mad dressed as Britney out there I swear I'm going to the motel across the road .

Watch out incase he tries to give you a trim

who here doesn't want some trim

move your stuff off the bed would ya and let me in. Unless you want me to sleep against the door too

Nope u can have the bed just dont bloody snore

I promise nothing. When I sleep I'm more snore than man

As long you're closest to the door it will be ok

I've heard on good account that he snores like a tractor with asthma...but he has other redeeming qualities...I'm only saying what I've heard

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By *B 4099Man over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

"Still no room for me so I'm off to sleep in a bin. If there is a mad dressed as Britney out there I swear I'm going to the motel across the road .

Watch out incase he tries to give you a trim

who here doesn't want some trim

move your stuff off the bed would ya and let me in. Unless you want me to sleep against the door too

Nope u can have the bed just dont bloody snore

I promise nothing. When I sleep I'm more snore than man

As long you're closest to the door it will be ok

I've heard on good account that he snores like a tractor with asthma...but he has other redeeming qualities...I'm only saying what I've heard

"
see Fozzy knows the score

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too noisy, poor room service... I think its time to find a better place

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still no room for me so I'm off to sleep in a bin. If there is a mad dressed as Britney out there I swear I'm going to the motel across the road .

Can stay in my room , can sleep on the chair up against the door ah my poor back . You just want me to get shot through the door first

I won't shoot ya promise

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items."

So Ive stolen some stuff

Book him

I am not sharing my cell! I have just tamed this biker gang actually never mind...send in Brittany with a spear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Too noisy, poor room service... I think its time to find a better place

I'm still sitting in the bar people watching. The goings on is gas. I can't be arsed with all the sqeaking beds and banging going on up stairs in Woodys 2 star hotel...

. God rest poor Woody. The Ma and her mates have their rosary beads out for him. RIP.

Come and join me. I've a banana daiquiri something drink here with two straws and an umbrella...

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By *B 4099Man over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

"Still no room for me so I'm off to sleep in a bin. If there is a mad dressed as Britney out there I swear I'm going to the motel across the road .

Can stay in my room , can sleep on the chair up against the door ah my poor back . You just want me to get shot through the door first

I won't shoot ya promise "
what about other murdery things ?

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Still no room for me so I'm off to sleep in a bin. If there is a mad dressed as Britney out there I swear I'm going to the motel across the road .

Watch out incase he tries to give you a trim

who here doesn't want some trim

move your stuff off the bed would ya and let me in. Unless you want me to sleep against the door too

Nope u can have the bed just dont bloody snore

I promise nothing. When I sleep I'm more snore than man

As long you're closest to the door it will be ok

I've heard on good account that he snores like a tractor with asthma...but he has other redeeming qualities...I'm only saying what I've heard

see Fozzy knows the score

Well I'll take ya word Fozzy and will put up with the snoring, I may be asleep before him...Night

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By *B 4099Man over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

"Still no room for me so I'm off to sleep in a bin. If there is a mad dressed as Britney out there I swear I'm going to the motel across the road .

Watch out incase he tries to give you a trim

who here doesn't want some trim

move your stuff off the bed would ya and let me in. Unless you want me to sleep against the door too

Nope u can have the bed just dont bloody snore

I promise nothing. When I sleep I'm more snore than man

As long you're closest to the door it will be ok

I've heard on good account that he snores like a tractor with asthma...but he has other redeeming qualities...I'm only saying what I've heard

see Fozzy knows the score

Well I'll take ya word Fozzy and will put up with the snoring, I may be asleep before him...Night

"
I'm already in and under the covers hiding.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still no room for me so I'm off to sleep in a bin. If there is a mad dressed as Britney out there I swear I'm going to the motel across the road .

Watch out incase he tries to give you a trim

who here doesn't want some trim

move your stuff off the bed would ya and let me in. Unless you want me to sleep against the door too

Nope u can have the bed just dont bloody snore

I promise nothing. When I sleep I'm more snore than man

As long you're closest to the door it will be ok

I've heard on good account that he snores like a tractor with asthma...but he has other redeeming qualities...I'm only saying what I've heard

see Fozzy knows the score

Just give him his inhaler and he will sleep like a baby. But you'll need to wake him at 2am with a bottle of warm milk for his feed. Agin I've heard it on good account. And Pat his back for a big burp

. After that it's up to you how you get him back to sleep...

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

"There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items."

So Ive stolen some stuff

Book him

I am not sharing my cell! I have just tamed this biker gang actually never mind...send in Brittany with a spear "
message from beyond

it just so happens that Devine destiny is the gang leaders old lady so just be nice to her and they'll be nice to you

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

"Too noisy, poor room service... I think its time to find a better place

Sorry, we’ll try to keep it down in room 666. Cherry has the whip out here. These pictures are going to be great.

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items."

So Ive stolen some stuff

Book him

I am not sharing my cell! I have just tamed this biker gang actually never mind...send in Brittany with a spear message from beyond

it just so happens that Devine destiny is the gang leaders old lady so just be nice to her and they'll be nice to you

Great, I think Miss Destiny must have been looking out for me...these guys are absolutely fantastic. They have washed my underwear, massaged my feet, painted my nails and strong armed the guards into getting me my coffee after making sure that my steak was medium rare. This place is a serious upgrade.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items."

So Ive stolen some stuff

Book him

I am not sharing my cell! I have just tamed this biker gang actually never mind...send in Brittany with a spear message from beyond

it just so happens that Devine destiny is the gang leaders old lady so just be nice to her and they'll be nice to you

I thought you were dead

Can you walk on water as well.

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items."

So Ive stolen some stuff

Book him

I am not sharing my cell! I have just tamed this biker gang actually never mind...send in Brittany with a spear message from beyond

it just so happens that Devine destiny is the gang leaders old lady so just be nice to her and they'll be nice to you

I thought you were dead

Can you walk on water as well.

That's woodies dead narrative from beyond the grave. He could spare us all a bit of time and say who killed him but that's not how horror stories go apparently

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman over a year ago

Dublin

Come and join me. I've a banana daiquiri something drink here with two straws and an umbrella...

The rest of the guests are serious lightweights, the residents bar hasn't even opened yet!! Buy me another rum and ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is a sign in my hotel room that says, "Not responsible for stolen items."

So Ive stolen some stuff

Book him

I am not sharing my cell! I have just tamed this biker gang actually never mind...send in Brittany with a spear message from beyond

it just so happens that Devine destiny is the gang leaders old lady so just be nice to her and they'll be nice to you

I thought you were dead

Can you walk on water as well.

That's woodies dead narrative from beyond the grave. He could spare us all a bit of time and say who killed him but that's not how horror stories go apparently

Ohh he could....Who killed ya Woody???. And more importantly...is a dildo the way to go

Who's the killer Woody. Give us guests a clue.?

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

The witching hour is almost upon us, if this thread should fill up in my absence I give fozzy permission to start part 3

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

I am gonna have to leave the ladies to the photoshoot I will recommence tomorrow because it has been alot of fun,some of those pics would certainly do Woody proud

I need to go to the voodoo lounge,hope to see some of ye there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The witching hour is almost upon us, if this thread should fill up in my absence I give fozzy permission to start part 3

I repeat....Youre Dead "Basil Woody Fawlty"....

. I'm getting d*unk at the bar drinking Bannana something drinks people watching and will be in no fit state to start nowt. HOWEVER you dead person...if I'm still sitting here in this 2 star murder hotel at 175....I shall listen and obey the voice from beyond. Or I might just fall asleep unless I get a better offer

. Or I'll get the Ma to do it for me....she's watching ...

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"I am gonna have to leave the ladies to the photoshoot I will recommence tomorrow because it has been alot of fun,some of those pics would certainly do Woody proud

I need to go to the voodoo lounge,hope to see some of ye there

Oh if only I wasn't falsely imprisoned...I would be there kicking up my heels with you.

P.s Biker gangs are great at maintenance...I'm bringing this lot back with me. They said that they will work for bed and board, Devine Destiny has them all well trained. I kindly offered to let a few bunk with me

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"The witching hour is almost upon us, if this thread should fill up in my absence I give fozzy permission to start part 3

I repeat....Youre Dead "Basil Woody Fawlty"....

. Or I'll get the Ma to do it for me....she's watching ...

Stamina Fozzy...nearly there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The witching hour is almost upon us, if this thread should fill up in my absence I give fozzy permission to start part 3

I repeat....Youre Dead "Basil Woody Fawlty"....

. Or I'll get the Ma to do it for me....she's watching ...

Stamina Fozzy...nearly there "

I've never been known for stamina

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

After watching the show and finishing the bottle, he drops a golden coin on the counter and goes back to his room.

He proceeds to take the mattress off the bed, onto the floor, strips into his underwear exposing his 12 packs, all sort of zoids, ceps and God Emperor on the Golden Throne knows what else.

Jams the chair into the door handle and and proceeds to lie down on his back and commences sleep cycle.

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By *1n_eaterMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Wakey wakey ya bunch of noisy d*unken feckers, breakfast starts in five. Who was singing danny boy ??? Definitely not one for the x factor

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By *ublinGirl92Woman over a year ago

Hell

I'm obviously not a very good new recruit to the police force. I was asleep on the job. Sorry guys!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jaysus not many down for breakfast, suppose they will all roll in at 2 minutes past 10 as usual.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know I asked for wake up call but sleep lose in the corridor at 7am wasn't what I expected

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

My head...need a big greasy fry and a cup of tea

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