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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

The day has finally arrived, the game has begun

Murder at the Madison motel

The object of the game is to figure out which 3 of our guests are the killers

But you also have to try avoid drawing their attention to you or you could be their next victim

Every day you can all vote for who you think is a killer but every night they will claim another victim....

The rules

1 no cheating!!!!

2 no nastiness towards other players

3 you must participate

Any one not playing by the rules will be removed

Good luck everyone

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

BogM

s1ren

Cherry

drproton

_iery minx

Easyfun021

not very shyguy

Fast lad

Kaizer

Madame B

peachbum

soft_sexy_sweet

CurvySingleLady

pleasureprincess2021

TheSmyths

BelfastD

Metta Man

Merlin of cork-opolis

TheFabGuy

adventurescpl

Miss3b

CazMurray

shameless

7inchMbigboobsF

Ulsterfry

tmountie

Devine destiny

aka... AgentK

Anya2020PT

Dublingirl92

JohnFK

Rob2895

ironheart666

texes

JB4099

fozzyo'clock

bare-necessity

Incandescent

Lia maria

Woody500

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What time's check in? Can I get breakfast now?

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

Any rooms available with inter connecting doors please

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

Welcome to the Madison, a place of mystery and mayhem, a once magnificent motel but now unfortunately a bit run down, home now to the not so rich and famous

I'm the _oody500 the manager and owner of this establishment.

Some of our residents have been here a while

Take kaizer for instance, a police detective with a bad attitude and a complete womaniser, divorced twice serious child support payments and this is the only place he can afford

Then there's _iery minx minimum wage pen pusher by day but she moonlights at the voodoo lounge as a stripper by night

Then we have fast lad, king of the jungle and fond of the gargle

anyway enough for now you'll get to know everyone soon enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What time's check in? Can I get breakfast now?

Oh yes a flat white for me please

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

Ohhhh just in time im about to make breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What time's check in? Can I get breakfast now?

Have some manners. Ladies first please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What time's check in? Can I get breakfast now?

Have some manners. Ladies first please

Get back in the residents bar you

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

Ah there's deputy _iss3b now, overworked and underpaid but sometimes her uniform comes in handy for her part time job as a strippogram

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What time's check in? Can I get breakfast now?

Have some manners. Ladies first please

Get back in the residents bar you

Ok .....hiccups....

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

"What time's check in? Can I get breakfast now?

Have some manners. Ladies first please

Fast you got to the room before me and I have already found creme egg wrappers,I need to find _iss3b she said she would take them off my hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What time's check in? Can I get breakfast now?

Oh yes a flat white for me please

Can I join you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What time's check in? Can I get breakfast now?

Have some manners. Ladies first please

Fast you got to the room before me and I have already found creme egg wrappers,I need to find _iss3b she said she would take them off my hands

That was some stripshow you did in the bar last night

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

"What time's check in? Can I get breakfast now?

Have some manners. Ladies first please

Fast you got to the room before me and I have already found creme egg wrappers,I need to find _iss3b she said she would take them off my hands

That was some stripshow you did in the bar last night

I have to try entertain now that there is a bigger crowd,don't be stingy with the tips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some day Kaizer gonna leave this joint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What time's check in? Can I get breakfast now?

Oh yes a flat white for me please

Can I join you?

Of course

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Some day Kaizer gonna leave this joint

Take me with ya boss

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"What time's check in? Can I get breakfast now?

Have some manners. Ladies first please

Fast you got to the room before me and I have already found creme egg wrappers,I need to find _iss3b she said she would take them off my hands

Oh im coming Fiery I can sniff a creme egg out anywhere

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

Our lovely receptionist pleasure princess will look after you if you need any help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some day Kaizer gonna leave this joint

Gis a look at your truncheon

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

"What time's check in? Can I get breakfast now?

Have some manners. Ladies first please

Fast you got to the room before me and I have already found creme egg wrappers,I need to find _iss3b she said she would take them off my hands

Oh im coming Fiery I can sniff a creme egg out anywhere

Thanks miss i knew i could count on you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some day Kaizer gonna leave this joint

You can check out anytime you want but you will never leave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning all

Lovely to meet you all

Rooms have been preollocated which ultimately means

You don't like your room? Sucks to be you! Grow a pair and get on with it.

Keys are on that table over there. If you need anything at all dial 0 for reception. Can't get through? Oh well try again later Im clearly busy or on a break.

Enjoy your stay

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"What time's check in? Can I get breakfast now?

Have some manners. Ladies first please

Fast you got to the room before me and I have already found creme egg wrappers,I need to find _iss3b she said she would take them off my hands

Oh im coming Fiery I can sniff a creme egg out anywhere

Thanks miss i knew i could count on you

There's been reports of a strange man walking the halls at night just in a leopard print thong and a suspiciously big package....I bet its that fastlad sneaking the eggs in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi reception. Seams someone has planted cream egg wrappers in my room in a bid to upset my room mate , can you send up house keeping to sort it and if she had one of them LITTLE uniform on it would be great

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some day Kaizer gonna leave this joint

Take me with ya boss

Kaizer always wanted to see Niagra Falls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What time's check in? Can I get breakfast now?

Have some manners. Ladies first please

Fast you got to the room before me and I have already found creme egg wrappers,I need to find _iss3b she said she would take them off my hands

Oh im coming Fiery I can sniff a creme egg out anywhere

Thanks miss i knew i could count on you

There's been reports of a strange man walking the halls at night just in a leopard print thong and a suspiciously big package....I bet its that fastlad sneaking the eggs in

No wasn’t me I was glued to the performance in the voodoo lounge last night

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

"What time's check in? Can I get breakfast now?

Have some manners. Ladies first please

Fast you got to the room before me and I have already found creme egg wrappers,I need to find _iss3b she said she would take them off my hands

Oh im coming Fiery I can sniff a creme egg out anywhere

Thanks miss i knew i could count on you

There's been reports of a strange man walking the halls at night just in a leopard print thong and a suspiciously big package....I bet its that fastlad sneaking the eggs in

I will need you to keep an eye on him at night miss i will be busy working as a stripper

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

Some more guests are Dublingirl92 the newest recruit to the Madison police force

Caz Murray is a rich heiress that likes to slum it

And then there's fozzy a proper gent, he's a bit of a party animal when his Ma let's him out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My room has a sticky mattress...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning fellow residents

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My room has a sticky mattress...

Creme eggs eaten there too??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My room has a sticky mattress...

Creme eggs eaten there too??"

Dunno but I ain't turning a uv lamp on it..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning fellow residents

Welcome indeed

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Some day Kaizer gonna leave this joint

Take me with ya boss

Kaizer always wanted to see Niagra Falls

How did you know that was my party trick lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My room has a sticky mattress...

Creme eggs eaten there too??

Dunno but I ain't turning a uv lamp on it..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some day Kaizer gonna leave this joint

Gis a look at your truncheon

In your dreams toots

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

"My room has a sticky mattress...

Creme eggs eaten there too??

Dunno but I ain't turning a uv lamp on it..

You do know Fast has a tendency to sleep walk when he has been in the bar all day,so it could be creme eggs,he got into the room before you arrived apologies Easy

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"What time's check in? Can I get breakfast now?

Have some manners. Ladies first please

Fast you got to the room before me and I have already found creme egg wrappers,I need to find _iss3b she said she would take them off my hands

Oh im coming Fiery I can sniff a creme egg out anywhere

Thanks miss i knew i could count on you

There's been reports of a strange man walking the halls at night just in a leopard print thong and a suspiciously big package....I bet its that fastlad sneaking the eggs in

I will need you to keep an eye on him at night miss i will be busy working as a stripper

I'll handcuff him to the bed, always knew there would be perks to be an officer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My room has a sticky mattress...

Creme eggs eaten there too??

Dunno but I ain't turning a uv lamp on it..

Here we go

Hey Karen you must not have been listening at check in when I said grow a pair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a pair.. But they're stuck to my mattress

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By *ohnFKMan over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

I've got a bad feeling about this...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a pair.. But they're stuck to my mattress

Free wax job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a pair.. But they're stuck to my mattress

Free wax job

Silver linings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi there reception ,

I’ve just arrived and my bed is a mess, actually the room is a mess, looks like someone had a party of sorts in here last night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi there reception ,

I’ve just arrived and my bed is a mess, actually the room is a mess, looks like someone had a party of sorts in here last night"

The place is a kip

Come join me for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi there reception ,

I’ve just arrived and my bed is a mess, actually the room is a mess, looks like someone had a party of sorts in here last night"

That will have been that s1ren one she’s a trouble maker I tell ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi there reception ,

I’ve just arrived and my bed is a mess, actually the room is a mess, looks like someone had a party of sorts in here last night

That will have been that s1ren one she’s a trouble maker I tell ya "

I've only just arrived

You're the resident...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a bad feeling about this..."

About what? Did you get a dodgy room?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi there reception ,

I’ve just arrived and my bed is a mess, actually the room is a mess, looks like someone had a party of sorts in here last night"

Hi you've reached reception

We are currently on break and will return in 30-40 mins depending on how bored I get listening to our deputy banging on about jobs that need to be done. In the mean time can I suggest you consider the following before calling back

Is this a me or a you problem?

Have you tried building a bridge and getting over it?

Have a ponder about the fact that you're paying 20 euro a night you get what you pay for!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi there reception ,

I’ve just arrived and my bed is a mess, actually the room is a mess, looks like someone had a party of sorts in here last night

That will have been that s1ren one she’s a trouble maker I tell ya "

It couldn’t have been her as I gave her a lift

I met her outside the men’s toilets at the motorway service station

Poor thing looks like she had been there quite a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What time does the bar open?

I could murder a pint

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Good morning all, why is there such a long queue for reception?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What time does the bar open?

I could murder a pint"

Me too, parched after all that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some day Kaizer gonna leave this joint

You can check out anytime you want but you will never leave "

You don't know the half of it

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Some day Kaizer gonna leave this joint

You can check out anytime you want but you will never leave

You don't know the half of it

Excuse me...what's a gal gotta do round here to get served

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all

Lovely to meet you all

Rooms have been preollocated which ultimately means

You don't like your room? Sucks to be you! Grow a pair and get on with it.

Keys are on that table over there. If you need anything at all dial 0 for reception. Can't get through? Oh well try again later Im clearly busy or on a break.

Enjoy your stay

This place is a Kip

An who's the manager. He reminds me of a cross between Basil Fawlty and Mehole Martin...

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Morning all

Lovely to meet you all

Rooms have been preollocated which ultimately means

You don't like your room? Sucks to be you! Grow a pair and get on with it.

Keys are on that table over there. If you need anything at all dial 0 for reception. Can't get through? Oh well try again later Im clearly busy or on a break.

Enjoy your stay

This place is a Kip

An who's the manager. He reminds me of a cross between Basil Fawlty and Mehole Martin...

It definitely isn't what zip advisor said it was!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some day Kaizer gonna leave this joint

You can check out anytime you want but you will never leave

You don't know the half of it

Excuse me...what's a gal gotta do round here to get served "

Hi there young lady, I’m Shameless

You caught my eye earlier....

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone take half an hour to park a car in a near empty car park before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi sexy receptionist, calling to inform that I'll arrive a bit late, can I secure my room please, all I need is a good view to the main entrance and extra towels in case things get too wet (me hoping)

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Some day Kaizer gonna leave this joint

You can check out anytime you want but you will never leave

You don't know the half of it

Excuse me...what's a gal gotta do round here to get served

Hi there young lady, I’m Shameless

You caught my eye earlier....

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone take half an hour to park a car in a near empty car park before"

You try parking in these shoes!

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

"Good morning all, why is there such a long queue for reception?"

I was just wondering the same thing.

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By *ublinGirl92Woman over a year ago

Hell

I'm a policewoman! No misbehaving or I'll cuff you to the bed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So apparently asking you guys to read your name off the labelled keys is too complicated!

FINE!

Queue up and I'll check you in individually

No chit chat please!

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"So apparently asking you guys to read your name off the labelled keys is too complicated!

FINE!

Queue up and I'll check you in individually

No chit chat please!"

Hi I booked a suite with a view through zip advisor

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

Hey I know we are paying practically nothing for these rooms but come on why is there a newly drilled spy hole in my wall? Who is in the next room,whoever it is you do know I can now spy on you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So apparently asking you guys to read your name off the labelled keys is too complicated!

FINE!

Queue up and I'll check you in individually

No chit chat please!

Hi I booked a suite with a view through zip advisor"

Bahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahha

Good one!

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Hey I know we are paying practically nothing for these rooms but come on why is there a newly drilled spy hole in my wall? Who is in the next room,whoever it is you do know I can now spy on you

That's not a spy hole

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

"Hey I know we are paying practically nothing for these rooms but come on why is there a newly drilled spy hole in my wall? Who is in the next room,whoever it is you do know I can now spy on you

That's not a spy hole

Oooohhhh i really didn't want to admit what it actually was Madame B

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"So apparently asking you guys to read your name off the labelled keys is too complicated!

FINE!

Queue up and I'll check you in individually

No chit chat please!

Hi I booked a suite with a view through zip advisor

Bahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahha

Good one!"

Look Miss...I am here to review the place for zip advisor, they said that they were getting too many shady report's of strange goings on. Can you just give me my room, my feet are killing me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here I don't know about the rest of yous but I've just come from breakfast in the dining room and those sausages look very questionable on fact one of them had inserted itself into a hash brown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning everyone! Before breakfast, I need a coffee to wake me up

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

"Here I don't know about the rest of yous but I've just come from breakfast in the dining room and those sausages look very questionable on fact one of them had inserted itself into a hash brown "

Ah you are new here you will catch on quick enough nothing is at it seems in this place

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Morning everyone! Before breakfast, I need a coffee to wake me up"

Black, no sugar please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning all, I've just entered my room with a view... Room 102. There's 2 tall strange men in my bed... Who are refusing to move... Can another pls cum to my rescue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning everyone! Before breakfast, I need a coffee to wake me up

Black, no sugar please "

Ah morning Madam B! You take your coffee the same as me! Will be back in a moment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So apparently asking you guys to read your name off the labelled keys is too complicated!

FINE!

Queue up and I'll check you in individually

No chit chat please!

Hi I booked a suite with a view through zip advisor

Bahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahha

Good one!

Look Miss...I am here to review the place for zip advisor, they said that they were getting too many shady report's of strange goings on. Can you just give me my room, my feet are killing me! "

Oh madam I do apologise. I had no idea you were from zip advisor. Let me see if I have a complimentary upgrade for you...

Yep here we go a lovely room with a view over the bins and back alley way. You will find upgraded amenities in the bathroom so Head AND shoulders and not just Head shampoo!

Feather pillows (pigeon feathers)

And a foxes glacier mint on your pillow only sucked the once to help you get it started!

Here's your key! Enjoy your stay and Madame you should lay off the stilettos they could kill you!

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

*Walks into the reception, black overcoat, short cut hair, heavy duffel bag suspended over his shoulder, heavy steps dampened by the think rubber soles of his boots.

Takes a glance across the room, approaches the reception, notices @pleasureprincess2021's dont-give-a-fuck-attitude, follows her gaze to the desk with the room keys, cocks his head to the side inquisitively*

"Checking in, under the name Proton"

*takes a dubious glance at the pile of keys on the table*

"Which is my room number?"

*fixes his gaze @pleasureprincess2021 as he stands there like a statue golem*

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"So apparently asking you guys to read your name off the labelled keys is too complicated!

FINE!

Queue up and I'll check you in individually

No chit chat please!

Hi I booked a suite with a view through zip advisor

Bahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahha

Good one!

Look Miss...I am here to review the place for zip advisor, they said that they were getting too many shady report's of strange goings on. Can you just give me my room, my feet are killing me!

Oh madam I do apologise. I had no idea you were from zip advisor. Let me see if I have a complimentary upgrade for you...

Yep here we go a lovely room with a view over the bins and back alley way. You will find upgraded amenities in the bathroom so Head AND shoulders and not just Head shampoo!

Feather pillows (pigeon feathers)

And a foxes glacier mint on your pillow only sucked the once to help you get it started!

Here's your key! Enjoy your stay and Madame you should lay off the stilettos they could kill you! "

Why thank you Miss Princess...I wouldn't have expected anything else considering what I have already seen. Now be an absolute sweetheart and get your boss and let him know that I have arrived! I will be outside on the patio having a smoke.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey I know we are paying practically nothing for these rooms but come on why is there a newly drilled spy hole in my wall? Who is in the next room,whoever it is you do know I can now spy on you

That's an air hole..ventilation don't ya know *reaches for the polyfilla*

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

"Hey I know we are paying practically nothing for these rooms but come on why is there a newly drilled spy hole in my wall? Who is in the next room,whoever it is you do know I can now spy on you

That's an air hole..ventilation don't ya know *reaches for the polyfilla*"

So its you in the next room,don't worry too much about the polyfila in that case

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should I make a bigger aperture.. Say a waist level..

*glory glory*

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Hey I know we are paying practically nothing for these rooms but come on why is there a newly drilled spy hole in my wall? Who is in the next room,whoever it is you do know I can now spy on you

That's an air hole..ventilation don't ya know *reaches for the polyfilla*

So its you in the next room,don't worry too much about the polyfila in that case

That ain't poly filler

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey I know we are paying practically nothing for these rooms but come on why is there a newly drilled spy hole in my wall? Who is in the next room,whoever it is you do know I can now spy on you

That's an air hole..ventilation don't ya know *reaches for the polyfilla*

So its you in the next room,don't worry too much about the polyfila in that case

That ain't poly filler

Elaborate

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

"Should I make a bigger aperture.. Say a waist level..

*glory glory*"

Ah sure may as well at this stage,you already made a start on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should I make a bigger aperture.. Say a waist level..

*glory glory*

Ah sure may as well at this stage,you already made a start on it

Tell ya what... I'll just knock through and make an arch.. Like if its worth doing, it's worth overdoing.

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Hey I know we are paying practically nothing for these rooms but come on why is there a newly drilled spy hole in my wall? Who is in the next room,whoever it is you do know I can now spy on you

That's an air hole..ventilation don't ya know *reaches for the polyfilla*

So its you in the next room,don't worry too much about the polyfila in that case

That ain't poly filler

Elaborate

Unless you are maintenance and they don't usually stay as guests...I have deduced that you have created a problem for the beautiful woman next door so she accepts your kind offer to fill her hole.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some day Kaizer gonna leave this joint

You can check out anytime you want but you will never leave

You don't know the half of it

Excuse me...what's a gal gotta do round here to get served "

Not chat up in house Detectives

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Barman?

The usual please

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Some day Kaizer gonna leave this joint

You can check out anytime you want but you will never leave

You don't know the half of it

Excuse me...what's a gal gotta do round here to get served

Not chat up in house Detectives

Is that a crime these day's officer

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

*catches the attention of _iery minx*

Excuse, me do you work here? I am looking for my alloted room.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just wondering if there is a cost For bringing the hotel towels home with me?

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

"*catches the attention of _iery minx*

Excuse, me do you work here? I am looking for my alloted room."

I am a resident in this place and moonlight at night as a stripper you should visit the voodoo lounge sometime but it is the receptionists job to allocate rooms sorry,i must dash and see what else my neighbour has done to that wall

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Morning everyone! Before breakfast, I need a coffee to wake me up

Black, no sugar please

Ah morning Madam B! You take your coffee the same as me! Will be back in a moment"

Delicious...thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

IM ON MY BREEEAAAACCKKK!

LET ME HAVE MY COFFEE

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"IM ON MY BREEEAAAACCKKK!

LET ME HAVE MY COFFEE "

Here darling, have a smoke...it relieves all kinds of tension

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats a women got to do to get a drink around here?

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man over a year ago

Sorri im late ,

I came as quick as I cud who do you see about getting checked in around here..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey I know we are paying practically nothing for these rooms but come on why is there a newly drilled spy hole in my wall? Who is in the next room,whoever it is you do know I can now spy on you

That's an air hole..ventilation don't ya know *reaches for the polyfilla*

So its you in the next room,don't worry too much about the polyfila in that case

That ain't poly filler

Elaborate

Unless you are maintenance and they don't usually stay as guests...I have deduced that you have created a problem for the beautiful woman next door so she accepts your kind offer to fill her hole.

Busted

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Sorri im late ,

I came as quick as I cud who do you see about getting checked in around here.."

I'd advise you use self service our receptionist is very stressed today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"IM ON MY BREEEAAAACCKKK!

LET ME HAVE MY COFFEE "

Welcome back

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Hey I know we are paying practically nothing for these rooms but come on why is there a newly drilled spy hole in my wall? Who is in the next room,whoever it is you do know I can now spy on you

That's an air hole..ventilation don't ya know *reaches for the polyfilla*

So its you in the next room,don't worry too much about the polyfila in that case

That ain't poly filler

Elaborate

Unless you are maintenance and they don't usually stay as guests...I have deduced that you have created a problem for the beautiful woman next door so she accepts your kind offer to fill her hole.

Busted

Like Fiery Minx's wall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey I know we are paying practically nothing for these rooms but come on why is there a newly drilled spy hole in my wall? Who is in the next room,whoever it is you do know I can now spy on you

That's an air hole..ventilation don't ya know *reaches for the polyfilla*

So its you in the next room,don't worry too much about the polyfila in that case

That ain't poly filler

Elaborate

Unless you are maintenance and they don't usually stay as guests...I have deduced that you have created a problem for the beautiful woman next door so she accepts your kind offer to fill her hole.

Busted

Like Fiery Minx's wall

And if the opportunity presents itself... Fiery Minx herself

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

Just remember people, what happens in the Madison stays in the Madison (and on my hard drive from the secret cameras)

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

"Hey I know we are paying practically nothing for these rooms but come on why is there a newly drilled spy hole in my wall? Who is in the next room,whoever it is you do know I can now spy on you

That's an air hole..ventilation don't ya know *reaches for the polyfilla*

So its you in the next room,don't worry too much about the polyfila in that case

That ain't poly filler

Elaborate

Unless you are maintenance and they don't usually stay as guests...I have deduced that you have created a problem for the beautiful woman next door so she accepts your kind offer to fill her hole.

Busted

Like Fiery Minx's wall

No need to tell me Madame he has really made a fine mess of that wall,I think he could be right easier to just knock through now. Unsure how happy he will be listening to fast sneaking those blasted creme eggs in at night,i can be noisy enough myself what with finishing up dancing in the early hours

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"Just remember people, what happens in the Madison stays in the Madison (and on my hard drive from the secret cameras)

Tell me it's like Big Brother where the camera's are not on in the shower and bathroom

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Just remember people, what happens in the Madison stays in the Madison (and on my hard drive from the secret cameras)

(Winks at manager)

Ohhh look at the time, I need to freshen up before lunch. I could murder a decent sandwich right now

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Hey I know we are paying practically nothing for these rooms but come on why is there a newly drilled spy hole in my wall? Who is in the next room,whoever it is you do know I can now spy on you

That's an air hole..ventilation don't ya know *reaches for the polyfilla*

So its you in the next room,don't worry too much about the polyfila in that case

That ain't poly filler

Elaborate

Unless you are maintenance and they don't usually stay as guests...I have deduced that you have created a problem for the beautiful woman next door so she accepts your kind offer to fill her hole.

Busted

Like Fiery Minx's wall

Don't know how you are still upright after a night in killer heels

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

"*catches the attention of _iery minx*

Excuse, me do you work here? I am looking for my alloted room.

*takes a deep sigh, closes his eyes as he hears the receptionst screaming about her break

approaches the table with keys, rummages through them, and picks up one saying ONE ZERO TWO

turns on his heel and proceeds to the elevator, enters, selects floor, exits, proceeds to room with ONE ZERO TWO

Find the door is already open, with shadows moving behind it...

Takes another exasperated sigh and proceeds to enter only to find '@Lia Maria' in it, staring at two men in the bed who are giving the lady dirty looks*

Erm.... *checks his keys with the number on it*

I have Room 102?

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

"Just remember people, what happens in the Madison stays in the Madison (and on my hard drive from the secret cameras)

Tell me it's like Big Brother where the camera's are not on in the shower and bathroom

"
no one is safe from my eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just remember people, what happens in the Madison stays in the Madison (and on my hard drive from the secret cameras)

I found my one behind the rubber tree plant in the corner... The note asking me to look at it occasionally and smile I found unsettling

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Just remember people, what happens in the Madison stays in the Madison (and on my hard drive from the secret cameras)

I found my one behind the rubber tree plant in the corner... The note asking me to look at it occasionally and smile I found unsettling

Can I have it...a few extra angles need to be covered

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Just remember people, what happens in the Madison stays in the Madison (and on my hard drive from the secret cameras)

I found my one behind the rubber tree plant in the corner... The note asking me to look at it occasionally and smile I found unsettling

Can I have it...a few extra angles need to be covered

The camera, not the rubber plant!

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

"Just remember people, what happens in the Madison stays in the Madison (and on my hard drive from the secret cameras)

I found my one behind the rubber tree plant in the corner... The note asking me to look at it occasionally and smile I found unsettling

"
who says there's only one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Kind of like a spy hole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kind of like a spy hole

Air vent..

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

Don't pretend you hate being watched,it was you that knocked my wall through

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By *ublinGirl92Woman over a year ago

Hell

"Just remember people, what happens in the Madison stays in the Madison (and on my hard drive from the secret cameras)

Well now. That sounds like illegal activity.... I might have to come and make an arrest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm very innocent.. For a, long time I thought the Voyeur was a ship from Star Trek... Until I joined here and was defiled

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"I'm very innocent.. For a, long time I thought the Voyeur was a ship from Star Trek... Until I joined here and was defiled

De filing is one of Fiery Minx's skill sets!

Be aware that there are 2 sides to every peep hole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whats a women got to do to get a drink around here?

A blowjob in the smoke area might get you a drinking partner for the day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm very innocent.. For a, long time I thought the Voyeur was a ship from Star Trek... Until I joined here and was defiled

De filing is one of Fiery Minx's skill sets!

Be aware that there are 2 sides to every peep hole

Hadn't thought about it that way

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"I'm very innocent.. For a, long time I thought the Voyeur was a ship from Star Trek... Until I joined here and was defiled

De filing is one of Fiery Minx's skill sets!

Be aware that there are 2 sides to every peep hole

Hadn't thought about it that way

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning everyone! Before breakfast, I need a coffee to wake me up

Black, no sugar please

Ah morning Madam B! You take your coffee the same as me! Will be back in a moment

Delicious...thank you "

I trust you had a pleasant nights sleep?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a bad feeling about this...

About what? Did you get a dodgy room?

These hotel walls could tell many a tale

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

"I'm very innocent.. For a, long time I thought the Voyeur was a ship from Star Trek... Until I joined here and was defiled

De filing is one of Fiery Minx's skill sets!

Be aware that there are 2 sides to every peep hole

Hadn't thought about it that way

You're welcome

Madame don't be giving away all my secrets,i need to keep some air of mystery

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Just remember people, what happens in the Madison stays in the Madison (and on my hard drive from the secret cameras)

Well now. That sounds like illegal activity.... I might have to come and make an arrest

I fear no matter how many times we arrest him Mr Woody he will still be a sneaky old man

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"I'm very innocent.. For a, long time I thought the Voyeur was a ship from Star Trek... Until I joined here and was defiled

De filing is one of Fiery Minx's skill sets!

Be aware that there are 2 sides to every peep hole

Hadn't thought about it that way

You're welcome

Madame don't be giving away all my secrets,i need to keep some air of mystery

That's just from the listening devices we set up boss to catch the murky going ons

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Morning everyone! Before breakfast, I need a coffee to wake me up

Black, no sugar please

Ah morning Madam B! You take your coffee the same as me! Will be back in a moment

Delicious...thank you

I trust you had a pleasant nights sleep?"

I always do

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"I'm very innocent.. For a, long time I thought the Voyeur was a ship from Star Trek... Until I joined here and was defiled

De filing is one of Fiery Minx's skill sets!

Be aware that there are 2 sides to every peep hole

Hadn't thought about it that way

You're welcome

Madame don't be giving away all my secrets,i need to keep some air of mystery

I read it in a hotel review on zip advisor...why do you think I am here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning everyone! Before breakfast, I need a coffee to wake me up

Black, no sugar please

Ah morning Madam B! You take your coffee the same as me! Will be back in a moment

Delicious...thank you

I trust you had a pleasant nights sleep?

I always do

Good. I wonder why there are two detectives here, though. They seem to be taking a keen interest in everyone here. Although I must say, that Miss3B is a bit of a stunner.

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Morning everyone! Before breakfast, I need a coffee to wake me up

Black, no sugar please

Ah morning Madam B! You take your coffee the same as me! Will be back in a moment

Delicious...thank you

I trust you had a pleasant nights sleep?

I always do

Good. I wonder why there are two detectives here, though. They seem to be taking a keen interest in everyone here. Although I must say, that Miss3B is a bit of a stunner."

I could take a keen interest in you and your activities

This is the Madison Motel it needs to be watched carefully, some dodgy coming and goings and thats just by the owner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope everyone is behaving themselves today

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Morning everyone! Before breakfast, I need a coffee to wake me up

Black, no sugar please

Ah morning Madam B! You take your coffee the same as me! Will be back in a moment

Delicious...thank you

I trust you had a pleasant nights sleep?

I always do

Good. I wonder why there are two detectives here, though. They seem to be taking a keen interest in everyone here. Although I must say, that Miss3B is a bit of a stunner."

I think they have a bar discount by the looks of it...that detective is fuelling an unquenchable thirst.

Anyway, I am off out to explore the grounds but will be back in time for lunch unless I find something in the woods to feast on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning everyone! Before breakfast, I need a coffee to wake me up

Black, no sugar please

Ah morning Madam B! You take your coffee the same as me! Will be back in a moment

Delicious...thank you

I trust you had a pleasant nights sleep?

I always do

Good. I wonder why there are two detectives here, though. They seem to be taking a keen interest in everyone here. Although I must say, that Miss3B is a bit of a stunner.

I think they have a bar discount by the looks of it...that detective is fuelling an unquenchable thirst.

Anyway, I am off out to explore the grounds but will be back in time for lunch unless I find something in the woods to feast on

Well these woods are plentiful. I hope you find something.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hope everyone is behaving themselves today

Oi!

Move along

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning, Miss3B isn’t it? I understand that you are a detective and I was wondering what brought you and your colleague to the hotel.

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If any female guest would like a debrief on hotel security, Detective Kaizer can be found at the bar or in Room 69

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If any female guest would like a debrief on hotel security, Detective Kaizer can be found at the bar or in Room 69

What ya drinking officer?

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Morning everyone! Before breakfast, I need a coffee to wake me up

Black, no sugar please

Ah morning Madam B! You take your coffee the same as me! Will be back in a moment

Delicious...thank you

I trust you had a pleasant nights sleep?

I always do

Good. I wonder why there are two detectives here, though. They seem to be taking a keen interest in everyone here. Although I must say, that Miss3B is a bit of a stunner.

I think they have a bar discount by the looks of it...that detective is fuelling an unquenchable thirst.

Anyway, I am off out to explore the grounds but will be back in time for lunch unless I find something in the woods to feast on

Notices a human, female, out through the bay window of room 102 currently situated in.

Also notices a shadow in the wood line 100m down the field.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hope everyone is behaving themselves today

Fast you wouldn't know this yet what eitb bring in thr bar but we now have an adjoining room with easy

I leave ye alone for 2 hours and ye have the place wrecked

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

"Morning everyone! Before breakfast, I need a coffee to wake me up

Black, no sugar please

Ah morning Madam B! You take your coffee the same as me! Will be back in a moment

Delicious...thank you

I trust you had a pleasant nights sleep?

I always do

Good. I wonder why there are two detectives here, though. They seem to be taking a keen interest in everyone here. Although I must say, that Miss3B is a bit of a stunner.

I think they have a bar discount by the looks of it...that detective is fuelling an unquenchable thirst.

Anyway, I am off out to explore the grounds but will be back in time for lunch unless I find something in the woods to feast on

Notices a human, female, out through the bay window of room 102 currently situated in.

Also notices a shadow in the wood line 100m down the field."
I hope you have a licence for that rifle

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

"Hope everyone is behaving themselves today

Fast you wouldn't know this what with being in the bar all morning but we now have an adjoining room with Easy

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By *iery minxWoman over a year ago

kildare

"Hope everyone is behaving themselves today

Fast you wouldn't know this yet what eitb bring in thr bar but we now have an adjoining room with easy

I leave ye alone for 2 hours and ye have the place wrecked

Nope that was Easy he made the first hole and it seemed pointless leaving a massive hole in the wall

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By *herry...Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Good afternoon I'm late for check in is the receptionist on lunch?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hope everyone is behaving themselves today

Fast you wouldn't know this yet what eitb bring in thr bar but we now have an adjoining room with easy

I leave ye alone for 2 hours and ye have the place wrecked

Nope that was Easy he made the first hole and it seemed pointless leaving a massive hole in the wall

So he put something trough it

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Good morning, Miss3B isn’t it? I understand that you are a detective and I was wondering what brought you and your colleague to the hotel."

We both live here ....its all I can afford. Working two jobs Is hard work I just need my bed right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If any female guest would like a debrief on hotel security, Detective Kaizer can be found at the bar or in Room 69

Makes way to room 69 in dire need for a debrief...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good afternoon I'm late for check in is the receptionist on lunch?

Have you got a note ??? And not one of them fozzycock ones his Ma wrote

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good afternoon I'm late for check in is the receptionist on lunch?

Have you got a note ??? And not one of them fozzycock ones his Ma wrote

Are you the receptionist now?

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

"Good afternoon I'm late for check in is the receptionist on lunch?

Last I heard she was on her break. I’ve been waiting an hour to check in. Just drinking my coffee here and people watching.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If any female guest would like a debrief on hotel security, Detective Kaizer can be found at the bar or in Room 69

Makes way to room 69 in dire need for a debrief...

Aircon to be switched on in room 69. Things are warming up on that floor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good afternoon I'm late for check in is the receptionist on lunch?

Have you got a note ??? And not one of them fozzycock ones his Ma wrote

Are you the receptionist now?

Nope she’s left her post to investigate something

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If any female guest would like a debrief on hotel security, Detective Kaizer can be found at the bar or in Room 69

What ya drinking officer?"

Whiskey.... Neat!

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

"Good afternoon I'm late for check in is the receptionist on lunch?

"
ah here's our newest resident, the delectable cherry, a dental nurse by day but after hours she moonlights as a dominatrix in room 666 on the top floor, it's quite an exclusive place and is strictly members only, so you better be extra nice to her if you want an invite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If any female guest would like a debrief on hotel security, Detective Kaizer can be found at the bar or in Room 69

Makes way to room 69 in dire need for a debrief...

Just push in the door toots, it's off the latch

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Morning everyone! Before breakfast, I need a coffee to wake me up

Black, no sugar please

Ah morning Madam B! You take your coffee the same as me! Will be back in a moment

Delicious...thank you

I trust you had a pleasant nights sleep?

I always do

Good. I wonder why there are two detectives here, though. They seem to be taking a keen interest in everyone here. Although I must say, that Miss3B is a bit of a stunner.

I think they have a bar discount by the looks of it...that detective is fuelling an unquenchable thirst.

Anyway, I am off out to explore the grounds but will be back in time for lunch unless I find something in the woods to feast on

Notices a human, female, out through the bay window of room 102 currently situated in.

Also notices a shadow in the wood line 100m down the field. I hope you have a licence for that rifle

*looks back expressionless*

This is not a rifle

Speaking of which, I have a key for room 102 here, as do the woman, and the two male subjects in bed are unresonsive and refusing to vacate the premise

Can I get a new room, or this one vacated for my use?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning, Miss3B isn’t it? I understand that you are a detective and I was wondering what brought you and your colleague to the hotel.

We both live here ....its all I can afford. Working two jobs Is hard work I just need my bed right now "

Oh I’m sorry to hear that. Would you like me to escort you up to your room?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If any female guest would like a debrief on hotel security, Detective Kaizer can be found at the bar or in Room 69

Makes way to room 69 in dire need for a debrief...

Just push in the door toots, it's off the latch

Will I bring the drinks??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If any female guest would like a debrief on hotel security, Detective Kaizer can be found at the bar or in Room 69

Makes way to room 69 in dire need for a debrief...

Just push in the door toots, it's off the latch

Will I bring the drinks??

Don't bring an apple to the orchard

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

I see curvy single lady has arrived, a famous fashion photographer, well used to the glitz and glamour of Hollywood no idea what brings her to the Madison.... Oh wait I forgot, she's going to do a photo shoot with cherry later in room 666

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good afternoon I'm late for check in is the receptionist on lunch?

Last I heard she was on her break. I’ve been waiting an hour to check in. Just drinking my coffee here and people watching. "

Christ on a bike I'm back!!

Calm yourselves! Right who's next to check in?

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

Pleasure princess has been hiding out in the office all morning trying to avoid all the unhappy guests, she looks at her watch, lunchtime at last, time to sneak into woodys room for a quickie, one of the many perks to her job

she unlocks the door and sneaks in, you ready for round 2 she whispers as she turns on the lights

suddenly her scream echos through the hallways, lying on the bed is woodys battered and bloody body, and on the covers beside him a huge dildo

oh fuck she thinks to herself somebody beat him to death with my dildo

Panic sets in and before she can do anything kaizer appears

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

"I see curvy single lady has arrived, a famous fashion photographer, well used to the glitz and glamour of Hollywood no idea what brings her to the Madison.... Oh wait I forgot, she's going to do a photo shoot with cherry later in room 666

I’ve been invited by Cherry to photograph her in this godforsaken place. I can only hope her room is in better condition than this lobby. And where on earth is the concierge! I’ve been sitting here half the day...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh my Christ! Wooooooooooooddddyyyyy!

Officer Kaiser quick check for a pulse maybe we can save him

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Oh my Christ! Wooooooooooooddddyyyyy!

Officer Kaiser quick check for a pulse maybe we can save him "

responds to the commotion and shows up at the door of the room, taking a quick look of the scene, eye brow raised

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh my Christ! Wooooooooooooddddyyyyy!

Officer Kaiser quick check for a pulse maybe we can save him

responds to the commotion and shows up at the door of the room, taking a quick look of the scene, eye brow raised"

Dr quick help! For goodness sake help him! My poor Woody! (Screams hysterically)

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Oh my Christ! Wooooooooooooddddyyyyy!

Officer Kaiser quick check for a pulse maybe we can save him

responds to the commotion and shows up at the door of the room, taking a quick look of the scene, eye brow raised

Dr quick help! For goodness sake help him! My poor Woody! (Screams hysterically)"

rolls up his sleeve, slips his hand into a medical glove and pedantically searches for a pulse

no pulse, madame, and based on his body temperature and rigidity, he only passed away in the last half hour.

cause of death: extreme battering, heavy internal injuries of the rectum tract, heavy internal bleeding.

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By *oody500 OP Man over a year ago

Bray

Alas I have met a gruesome end but I will still be here as a voice over from the dead

you're secrets will be revealed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woody noooooooo!

Don't leave me here with all these complaining Karens. I can't do it without you I can't! I just can't!

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By *herry...Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Battered by a dildo, mmmm I'm getting a few ideas for later

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By *rakesterlingMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Woody noooooooo!

Don't leave me here with all these complaining Karens. I can't do it without you I can't! I just can't!

eyes pleasureprincess2021 and turns towards her, losing all interest in the body on the bed.

are you the receptionist that has not provided me with my lodgings?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just arrived to check in and beginning to wonder should I have gone to shady nights motel.

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