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over a year ago
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One day I'll pretend to be gay.
I'll make lots of female friends, gain their trust.
Become their confidant, and when they least expect it ...
BAAM ! ! !
I'll fuck their boyfriends. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Like your Jeward / Kaizer fantasies yeah?  "
Ill be the first to admit I struggle to differentiate between Jedward and Kaizer 
You say you're on it but you just don't know
You're spending money like you're on death row
You must have been mis-educated
By all the guys that you dated
You think I'll take the bait but I don't think so
Oh
Am I headed for a car crash?
Ohhhh
I'm just about to meet my match, she takes the
Ohhhh
I'm about to fall in head first
Sisters let me tell you how it works
HEY!
She's got her lipstick on
Here I come, da da dum
She's got her lipstick on
Hit and run, then I'm gone
Check my collar, collar, hey, hey, ey
Check my collar, collar, hey, hey, ey
Oooohh, Oooohh
You look at me and I got you in mind
I come on over see what I could find
No appetite for delusion
I could've win what I'm losin'
You're saying yes when it is no, no, no, no
Ohhhh
Am I headed for a car crash?
Ohhhh…
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"One day I'll pretend to be gay.
I'll make lots of female friends, gain their trust.
Become their confidant, and when they least expect it ...
BAAM ! ! !
I'll fuck their boyfriends. "
But will you also carry their bags?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most of us ere don't have boyfriends  I'll be your boyfriend;)
You wouldn't be able for me
I eat lads like you for breakfast
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yeah that's the plan to stay over and then you can have me for breakfast to;) its a 2 for 1 haha
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One day I'll pretend to be gay.
I'll make lots of female friends, gain their trust.
Become their confidant, and when they least expect it ...
BAAM ! ! !
I'll fuck their boyfriends.
But will you also carry their bags?! "
If its shopping bags of course ill help |
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"One day I'll pretend to be gay.
I'll make lots of female friends, gain their trust.
Become their confidant, and when they least expect it ...
BAAM ! ! !
I'll fuck their boyfriends.
But will you also carry their bags?!
If its shopping bags of course ill help "
Of course!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One day I'll pretend to be gay.
I'll make lots of female friends, gain their trust.
Become their confidant, and when they least expect it ...
BAAM ! ! !
I'll fuck their boyfriends.
But will you also carry their bags?!
If its shopping bags of course ill help
Of course!! "
"Lets Go Girlfriend"
Once the shops are open of course, im not going to be duped in to carrying groceries  |
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"One day I'll pretend to be gay.
I'll make lots of female friends, gain their trust.
Become their confidant, and when they least expect it ...
BAAM ! ! !
I'll fuck their boyfriends.
But will you also carry their bags?!
If its shopping bags of course ill help
Of course!!
"Lets Go Girlfriend"
Once the shops are open of course, im not going to be duped in to carrying groceries "
Ohhhh wouldnt dream of it being groceries  |
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