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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
I love reading profiles...have found a few that make me laugh out loud. Some great ones out there but the ones with a list of demands that would put kid nappers to shame...they also make me laugh. I am twisted like that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not into knee tremblers round the back of the bins
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 Sadly due to a massive backlog of lovely ladies who are awaiting the lifting of restrictions and my attentions I edited my profile last week and removed "knee tremblers" from my profile
I have assured s1ren i will reinstate it at some point as it made her laugh.  |
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By *quinnMan
over a year ago
Limerick |
"I love reading profiles...have found a few that make me laugh out loud. Some great ones out there but the ones with a list of demands that would put kid nappers to shame...they also make me laugh. I am twisted like that "
I've seen some that are very restrictive in terms of contacts welcomed but one recently was set up looking for 1 man that the person had met 15 years ago... I thought that really took selective criteria to a new level  |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"I love reading profiles...have found a few that make me laugh out loud. Some great ones out there but the ones with a list of demands that would put kid nappers to shame...they also make me laugh. I am twisted like that
I've seen some that are very restrictive in terms of contacts welcomed but one recently was set up looking for 1 man that the person had met 15 years ago... I thought that really took selective criteria to a new level "
It does, that cracks me up |
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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago
Limerick |
"I love reading profiles...have found a few that make me laugh out loud. Some great ones out there but the ones with a list of demands that would put kid nappers to shame...they also make me laugh. I am twisted like that
I've seen some that are very restrictive in terms of contacts welcomed but one recently was set up looking for 1 man that the person had met 15 years ago... I thought that really took selective criteria to a new level "
Funny the ones that jump out at you. The ones with self-deprecating humour are the best and ones full of negatives are the worst, imo  |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"I love reading profiles...have found a few that make me laugh out loud. Some great ones out there but the ones with a list of demands that would put kid nappers to shame...they also make me laugh. I am twisted like that
I've seen some that are very restrictive in terms of contacts welcomed but one recently was set up looking for 1 man that the person had met 15 years ago... I thought that really took selective criteria to a new level
Funny the ones that jump out at you. The ones with self-deprecating humour are the best and ones full of negatives are the worst, imo "
Absolutely but I still find some of the moany ones funny. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""this place is overpopulated with single sausages" made me laugh"
at least you have a lot to choose from, women always have more to look at when they are shopping ha
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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago
Limerick |
"I love reading profiles...have found a few that make me laugh out loud. Some great ones out there but the ones with a list of demands that would put kid nappers to shame...they also make me laugh. I am twisted like that
I've seen some that are very restrictive in terms of contacts welcomed but one recently was set up looking for 1 man that the person had met 15 years ago... I thought that really took selective criteria to a new level
Funny the ones that jump out at you. The ones with self-deprecating humour are the best and ones full of negatives are the worst, imo
Absolutely but I still find some of the moany ones funny. "
Nothing makes me hit the 'back' button quicker tbh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love reading profiles...have found a few that make me laugh out loud. Some great ones out there but the ones with a list of demands that would put kid nappers to shame...they also make me laugh. I am twisted like that
I've seen some that are very restrictive in terms of contacts welcomed but one recently was set up looking for 1 man that the person had met 15 years ago... I thought that really took selective criteria to a new level
Funny the ones that jump out at you. The ones with self-deprecating humour are the best and ones full of negatives are the worst, imo
Absolutely but I still find some of the moany ones funny.
Nothing makes me hit the 'back' button quicker tbh "
... Same here... Moaney or preachy are painful... Love funny or bit of craic... I saw a gorgeous looking women in UK but her profile was the moaniest bunch of drivel.. Half way through it I think i actually fell asleep |
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Funniest things I've seen on bios are people's ages.
I was in a chat group with a forum poster 3 years ago and his profile back then started he was 55 which would make him 58 now but somehow he has lost 8 years and is only 50.
Not to mention those who are one age on their single profile but a few years younger on their couples bio.
Surely if you are confused about your age there may be other aspects you aren't sure about also? |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"I love reading profiles...have found a few that make me laugh out loud. Some great ones out there but the ones with a list of demands that would put kid nappers to shame...they also make me laugh. I am twisted like that
I've seen some that are very restrictive in terms of contacts welcomed but one recently was set up looking for 1 man that the person had met 15 years ago... I thought that really took selective criteria to a new level
Funny the ones that jump out at you. The ones with self-deprecating humour are the best and ones full of negatives are the worst, imo
Absolutely but I still find some of the moany ones funny.
Nothing makes me hit the 'back' button quicker tbh "
As in the irony of some of them. The list of demands they make while giving out about people who message them. |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"Funniest things I've seen on bios are people's ages.
I was in a chat group with a forum poster 3 years ago and his profile back then started he was 55 which would make him 58 now but somehow he has lost 8 years and is only 50.
Not to mention those who are one age on their single profile but a few years younger on their couples bio.
Surely if you are confused about your age there may be other aspects you aren't sure about also? "
Very few tell the truth about age on here! When they come back with a profile and have lowered the age even more! Laughable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I saw a female profile in UK that said... "I like sex in public and by public I mean the park, the beach, the train station, the library.. Anywhere that gets my heart racing so if you not into that you can f*ck right off"... I did giggle at that |
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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Very few tell the truth about age on here! When they come back with a profile and have lowered the age even more! Laughable "
Once chatted to a guy and mentioned that we were honest about our age (he admitted he was older than his profile). His reply was "rookie mistake". So basically it's considered a mistake to be honest about your age on here  |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"I saw a female profile in UK that said... "I like sex in public and by public I mean the park, the beach, the train station, the library.. Anywhere that gets my heart racing so if you not into that you can f*ck right off"... I did giggle at that "
Remember guys can't run with their trousers around their ankles |
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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago
Limerick |
"I saw a female profile in UK that said... "I like sex in public and by public I mean the park, the beach, the train station, the library.. Anywhere that gets my heart racing so if you not into that you can f*ck right off"... I did giggle at that "
She sounds like someone you'd enjoy a pint with in fairness |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I saw a female profile in UK that said... "I like sex in public and by public I mean the park, the beach, the train station, the library.. Anywhere that gets my heart racing so if you not into that you can f*ck right off"... I did giggle at that
She sounds like someone you'd enjoy a pint with in fairness "
... She sounds like she could be the bouncer on the door of the pub while I go inside and have a drink with a normal woman |
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"Very few tell the truth about age on here! When they come back with a profile and have lowered the age even more! Laughable
Once chatted to a guy and mentioned that we were honest about our age (he admitted he was older than his profile). His reply was "rookie mistake". So basically it's considered a mistake to be honest about your age on here "
I'm really 73  |
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Humour everytime. When we first joined a guy who left soon after had in his profile "I'll give you more O's than a packet of hulahoops" . The ability to take the piss out of yourself is always a great starting point for us |
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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago
Limerick |
"Humour everytime. When we first joined a guy who left soon after had in his profile "I'll give you more O's than a packet of hulahoops" . The ability to take the piss out of yourself is always a great starting point for us "
Agreed 
You guys have some very funny lines on yours as well |
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"Humour everytime. When we first joined a guy who left soon after had in his profile "I'll give you more O's than a packet of hulahoops" . The ability to take the piss out of yourself is always a great starting point for us
Agreed
You guys have some very funny lines on yours as well "
Lines  nothing but facts in our profile . At least we can always say we told yeah so as meets run out the door |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Very few tell the truth about age on here! When they come back with a profile and have lowered the age even more! Laughable
Once chatted to a guy and mentioned that we were honest about our age (he admitted he was older than his profile). His reply was "rookie mistake". So basically it's considered a mistake to be honest about your age on here
I'm really 73 "
I lied upwards, I am really 35 |
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