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over a year ago
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Tits are funny. They really are. They swagger like John Wayne. They flop like a d*unk. They stand attention like a queens guard. When touched theres usally a light moaning sound comes from some where. They do funny stuff. 
Asses are not funny but have their own stuff. They fart. They rip jeans when bending down. They let us down on occasion (we've all been there). They have unwanted dimples. In some cases are overly hairy. And can usually be ascribed and associated to an ex brother in law or two.
But in defence of Tits n Asses. They should in my humble opinion never be put on a pedestal over each other. I want both in equal measure.  |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
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"Tits are funny. They really are. They swagger like John Wayne. They flop like a d*unk. They stand attention like a queens guard. When touched theres usally a light moaning sound comes from some where. They do funny stuff.
Asses are not funny but have their own stuff. They fart. They rip jeans when bending down. They let us down on occasion (we've all been there). They have unwanted dimples. In some cases are overly hairy. And can usually be ascribed and associated to an ex brother in law or two.
But in defence of Tits n Asses. They should in my humble opinion never be put on a pedestal over each other. I want both in equal measure. "
Funny as fuck but so true  |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Tits are funny. They really are. They swagger like John Wayne. They flop like a d*unk. They stand attention like a queens guard. When touched theres usally a light moaning sound comes from some where. They do funny stuff.
Asses are not funny but have their own stuff. They fart. They rip jeans when bending down. They let us down on occasion (we've all been there). They have unwanted dimples. In some cases are overly hairy. And can usually be ascribed and associated to an ex brother in law or two.
But in defence of Tits n Asses. They should in my humble opinion never be put on a pedestal over each other. I want both in equal measure. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tits on a guy.. Ass on a girl 
What about tits in a guy. Cock on a girl. And both have a cute ass.?
Would that work? why not "
Sweet spot...lol. I'm with you
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By *13_hercMan
over a year ago
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Then again.. a pert ass, with good separation of the lower cheeks...cats in a bag...I guess it depends on which side of the lady I am, front or back, always something good to look at.
A nice ass..I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It really does depend on the current mood & mindset, as this is as changeable as the wind!
Kaizer will say boobs, then all of a sudden an incredibly incredible ass appears outta nowhere to take the Manbeasts breath away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can't beat a good ass in fairness but great boobs deserve respect. Like let's look at it logically.
Ass looks great no doubt but limited in super powers
Boobs on the other hand are playful they've good the all important cleavage they have nippers that get hard in your mouth just like skittles... no wait that the opposite... OK scrap that one. OK what else.. just one glance can partially put any man into a trance and they are very comfortable to rest on AND.... AND they can also produce sustenance in the form of bainne I mean hello... winner winner milky finger  |
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For me, it is a case where the sum of two parts is greater then the whole.
I love a good shaped bum that fit nicely with the curve of my groins as she grinds her hips backwards into me, demanding more, girating with her pussy, relishing every drop of sweat, precum and juices, as the arc of her back accentuates every motion, and shivers with pleasure.
This is compounded by a pair of breasts of shape and size that allows me to embrace her from behind, running her firm, pert nipples of ecstasy between my fingers, as I cup the same breasts...
I could go on, and on... |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"For me, it is a case where the sum of two parts is greater then the whole.
I love a good shaped bum that fit nicely with the curve of my groins as she grinds her hips backwards into me, demanding more, girating with her pussy, relishing every drop of sweat, precum and juices, as the arc of her back accentuates every motion, and shivers with pleasure.
This is compounded by a pair of breasts of shape and size that allows me to embrace her from behind, running her firm, pert nipples of ecstasy between my fingers, as I cup the same breasts...
I could go on, and on... "
But you opted for the short answer  |
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Do love both though 
