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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want,

Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

But we all want different things, that's part of the fun

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

What I really want is to be a few inches taller and a few stone lighter, that's what I really really want

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What I really want is to be a few inches taller and a few stone lighter, that's what I really really want "

Why does that song always pop in my head..? Zig a zig ah ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What I really want is to be a few inches taller and a few stone lighter, that's what I really really want "

Why you look hot to me

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By *iss3BWoman  over a year ago

north down

I want to be freeee

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

You're reading it wrong. They want the man's attachment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And what we want can change on a daily basis

But that's our prerogative

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kaizer

*close thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kaizer

*close thread "

No thanks

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By *oxyvixen99Woman  over a year ago

Newtownabbey

I wish I was little bit taller

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

And a six four Impala

Ta da

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kaizer

*close thread

No thanks "

No chance

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By *oghunter33Woman  over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I like my sausage with man attached to it.

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want,

Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend. "

Hi, thanks for your query. We apologise for this inconsistency. As an organisation, Females(tm) strive to deliver the best service to you, our customer. It seems in this instance you have encountered some "free will" and "independent thinking" amongst our workers. We will be escalating this to the highest levels to resolve this anomaly and provide you with clear and consistent messaging going forward.

To apologise for this hiccup, please see attached a voucher for 5% off your next transaction with Females(tm).

Best regards,

Females(tm) Customer Service Team

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By *elfastDMan  over a year ago

belfast

I want 5% more not 5% off

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman  over a year ago

in the waves

I want to break free

I want to break free

I want to break free from your lies

You're so self satisfied I don't need you

I've got to break free

God knows, God knows I want to break free.

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"What I really want is to be a few inches taller and a few stone lighter, that's what I really really want

Why does that song always pop in my head..? Zig a zig ah ...."

If you want me future, forget my past

If you want to get with me better make it fast...

God damnit now it's in my head

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"I want 5% more not 5% off "

Hi, thanks for your query. It looks like you're enquiring about our Females+(tm) package! Females+ is a premium product which delivers even more great service from Females(tm). For the low low monthly cost of (1) treating women like individual human beings and (2) genuine time and effort, you can get up to 100% MORE VALUE out of Females(tm)! To sign up, contact your nearest Female(tm) today!

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By *ublinGirl92Woman  over a year ago

Hell

We're not a fucking hive mind.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We're not a fucking hive mind."
borg (trekkies will understand)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What I really want is to be a few inches taller and a few stone lighter, that's what I really really want

Why does that song always pop in my head..? Zig a zig ah ....

If you want me future, forget my past

If you want to get with me better make it fast...

God damnit now it's in my head "

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By *ublinGirl92Woman  over a year ago

Hell


"We're not a fucking hive mind.borg (trekkies will understand) "

That was exactly what was in my head! Glad someone got it haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

whatever it says in my profile is what I want. thats why we have individual profiles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"whatever it says in my profile is what I want. thats why we have individual profiles "

But we could streamline the whole process if every single female just agreed to fit into a narrow band of requirements that us cavemen could just click and collect

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I really want the weekend to hurry up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"whatever it says in my profile is what I want. thats why we have individual profiles

But we could streamline the whole process if every single female just agreed to fit into a narrow band of requirements that us cavemen could just click and collect "

Lazy fookers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The ones that cant accom or travel but want a meet baffle me....

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By *oghunter33Woman  over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"The ones that cant accom or travel but want a meet baffle me.... "

Well what do you expect with all the restrictions in place?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want,

Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.

Hi, thanks for your query. We apologise for this inconsistency. As an organisation, Females(tm) strive to deliver the best service to you, our customer. It seems in this instance you have encountered some "free will" and "independent thinking" amongst our workers. We will be escalating this to the highest levels to resolve this anomaly and provide you with clear and consistent messaging going forward.

To apologise for this hiccup, please see attached a voucher for 5% off your next transaction with Females(tm).

Best regards,

Females(tm) Customer Service Team "

Hi Females (tm) customer service team

I was searching for females (tm) contact details online for ages but couldnt find it.

I was wondering, can we keep the "free will" and "independent thinking"?

My thoughts are if there was no independent thinking then the go to would be tall, dark and handsome and I have none of these things. Well handsome sometimes but tall and dark nope.

With free thinking and wanting different things maybe some people will have attraction to short arses like myself

Thank you

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By *iss3BWoman  over a year ago

north down


"The ones that cant accom or travel but want a meet baffle me.... "

They want lifted and laid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The ones that cant accom or travel but want a meet baffle me....

Well what do you expect with all the restrictions in place? "

This was even before covid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The ones that cant accom or travel but want a meet baffle me....

They want lifted and laid

"

Love it

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By *iss3BWoman  over a year ago

north down


"The ones that cant accom or travel but want a meet baffle me....

They want lifted and laid

Love it "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The ones that cant accom or travel but want a meet baffle me....

Well what do you expect with all the restrictions in place?

This was even before covid"

very true Miss

Has to be a little compromise...

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By *iss3BWoman  over a year ago

north down


"The ones that cant accom or travel but want a meet baffle me....

Well what do you expect with all the restrictions in place?

This was even before covid

very true Miss

Has to be a little compromise..."

I will meet you half way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The ones that cant accom or travel but want a meet baffle me....

Well what do you expect with all the restrictions in place?

This was even before covid

very true Miss

Has to be a little compromise...

So you up for a little outdoor fun then

I will meet you half way "

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By *eepixieWoman  over a year ago

Belfast


"What I really want is to be a few inches taller and a few stone lighter, that's what I really really want "

Me too lolly. Me too... sigh

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

I really want bacon just bacon and that’s my final answer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OP, we all are individuals and what we really want cannot be narrowed to one thing.

I want to meet a person who doesn't mind to talk with me on different topics than sex, weather or sport

Women are easy to talk to - we always can find a topic to discuss

The problem is (maybe is my and my fem friends experience) that most of the men are scared to talk to a strong and independent woman.

I was lucky chatting to a few lovely gents on fab, and I can count them on the fingers of one of my hands! Shocking really

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is brilliant


"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want,

Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.

Hi, thanks for your query. We apologise for this inconsistency. As an organisation, Females(tm) strive to deliver the best service to you, our customer. It seems in this instance you have encountered some "free will" and "independent thinking" amongst our workers. We will be escalating this to the highest levels to resolve this anomaly and provide you with clear and consistent messaging going forward.

To apologise for this hiccup, please see attached a voucher for 5% off your next transaction with Females(tm).

Best regards,

Females(tm) Customer Service Team "

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By *angtasticallyMan  over a year ago

Drogheda

You look beautiful from here

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By *angtasticallyMan  over a year ago

Drogheda

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I really want bacon just bacon and that’s my final answer "

Aren’t you easy to please

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I want what I want,when I want it .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want what I want,when I want it . "

I want it all, and I want it now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want what I want,when I want it .

I want it all, and I want it now "

So tell me what you want, what you really, really want

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"

Hi Females (tm) customer service team

I was searching for females (tm) contact details online for ages but couldnt find it.

I was wondering, can we keep the "free will" and "independent thinking"?

My thoughts are if there was no independent thinking then the go to would be tall, dark and handsome and I have none of these things. Well handsome sometimes but tall and dark nope.

With free thinking and wanting different things maybe some people will have attraction to short arses like myself

Thank you "

Sounds like you're looking for an actual human woman. Females(tm) does not provide this service. Thank you for your enquiry, and may the odds be ever in your favour.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want what I want,when I want it .

I want it all, and I want it now

So tell me what you want, what you really, really want "

I haven't decided yet

Cos we can do that too!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want,

Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend. "

Tbh I think the OP is just trying to see if attached or single is acceptable.. but obviously it’s down to each individual what they feel is acceptable... so no one final answer I’d volunteer for ye OP... just pesky females with free choice... darn it..

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"I want what I want,when I want it .

I want it all, and I want it now

So tell me what you want, what you really, really want

I haven't decided yet

Cos we can do that too!!"

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want,

Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.

Tbh I think the OP is just trying to see if attached or single is acceptable.. "

So he can decide whether to be honest or lie on his profile, cool cool cool cool

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By *iss3BWoman  over a year ago

north down


"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want,

Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.

Tbh I think the OP is just trying to see if attached or single is acceptable..

So he can decide whether to be honest or lie on his profile, cool cool cool cool "

I was so just thinking that myself

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By *iscreet_guy_wcMan  over a year ago

City Centre

The more open ended the question OP the less chance you have of an actual answer kind of hard to ask all women what they want, they don't share a brain or feelings so, it's person to person but it's completely acceptable to be single or attached on here, someone will like it, someone will not. You can't please everyone, so that's probably the best way to think about it!

Happy Tuesday everyone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Lads would you let the women give there answers,or are you women's in men's skin,stop controlling,give the girls a breather to make there voices hard. ??????

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I really want bacon just bacon and that’s my final answer

Aren’t you easy to please"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm here for cake and the fresh cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want,

Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.

Tbh I think the OP is just trying to see if attached or single is acceptable..

So he can decide whether to be honest or lie on his profile, cool cool cool cool

I was so just thinking that myself "

Wow mind readers on here, you know you could be making a lot of money with "mind reading" ????

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By *lderandbolderMan  over a year ago

clonakilty

I want it all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm here for cake and the fresh cream "

What flavour today?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want,

Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.

Tbh I think the OP is just trying to see if attached or single is acceptable..

So he can decide whether to be honest or lie on his profile, cool cool cool cool "

You should probably check my profile then just to be sure, before reading my mind ????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want what I want,when I want it .

I want it all, and I want it now

So tell me what you want, what you really, really want

I haven't decided yet

Cos we can do that too!!"

wanting it all and not deciding what all is, no wonder us poor cavemen are always confused by you lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want,

Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.

Tbh I think the OP is just trying to see if attached or single is acceptable..

So he can decide whether to be honest or lie on his profile, cool cool cool cool "

Do you think it matters to lie or be honest on this site?

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By *lderandbolderMan  over a year ago

clonakilty

Brandy flavor

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want,

Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.

Tbh I think the OP is just trying to see if attached or single is acceptable..

So he can decide whether to be honest or lie on his profile, cool cool cool cool Do you think it matters to lie or be honest on this site?"

I think it's important to be honest so people can make an informed decision about whether they want to meet someone, yes. If someone states they don't want to meet attached people, it's not cool to lie in order to meet them. It's violating a stated boundary.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want,

Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.

Tbh I think the OP is just trying to see if attached or single is acceptable..

So he can decide whether to be honest or lie on his profile, cool cool cool cool Do you think it matters to lie or be honest on this site?

I think it's important to be honest so people can make an informed decision about whether they want to meet someone, yes. If someone states they don't want to meet attached people, it's not cool to lie in order to meet them. It's violating a stated boundary."

Now you are way way off the topic, the topic isin about honestly or lies, so let get back on track.

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By *arajeanCouple  over a year ago

mayo

Respect

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Men who know what they want please.

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want,

Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.

Tbh I think the OP is just trying to see if attached or single is acceptable..

So he can decide whether to be honest or lie on his profile, cool cool cool cool Do you think it matters to lie or be honest on this site?

I think it's important to be honest so people can make an informed decision about whether they want to meet someone, yes. If someone states they don't want to meet attached people, it's not cool to lie in order to meet them. It's violating a stated boundary.Now you are way way off the topic, the topic isin about honestly or lies, so let get back on track. "

You... literally asked?

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By *eepixieWoman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want,

Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.

Tbh I think the OP is just trying to see if attached or single is acceptable..

So he can decide whether to be honest or lie on his profile, cool cool cool cool Do you think it matters to lie or be honest on this site?"

And you ask too many questions! It’s a full on lesson in ‘how to find your perfect match on fab’ is what you need....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

W.W.R.W. .. Are they not still writing that book ??

Runs for cover

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By *adame BWoman  over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want,

Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.

Tbh I think the OP is just trying to see if attached or single is acceptable..

So he can decide whether to be honest or lie on his profile, cool cool cool cool Do you think it matters to lie or be honest on this site?"

If someone is lying in their life about being on here and lying to those on here...what is left? Nothing but lies plus most on here will sniff it out.

People have different reasons/circumstances/excuses and that is their business. Some want to know if the person they are with is attached or not as they do mind or don't but being honest when you are chatting to someone who you want to meet gives them the choice and shows that not all areas of your life is deceptive. I have friends on here that are all different stages of relationships but I respect the honesty to me and don't need to know what is going on for them unless they want to talk to me about it and that is their choice.

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Do you think it matters to lie or be honest on this site?"

Yes it matters .Why would anyone think it wouldn't matter ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We're not a fucking hive mind.borg (trekkies will understand) "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm here for cake and the fresh cream

What flavour today? "

Black forest gateau it's been ages since I had a slice of that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Men who know what they want please. "
what do you want?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want,

Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend. "

Not being called females possibly?

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want,

Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.

Not being called females possibly? "

ding ding ding

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want,

Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.

Not being called females possibly? ding ding ding "

That's only acceptable on the third Tuesday of a month with four letters in it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Men who know what they want please. what do you want?"

Right now. A martini after a massage with happy ending

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By *phrodite72Woman  over a year ago

dublin/galway


"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want,

Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend.

Hi, thanks for your query. We apologise for this inconsistency. As an organisation, Females(tm) strive to deliver the best service to you, our customer. It seems in this instance you have encountered some "free will" and "independent thinking" amongst our workers. We will be escalating this to the highest levels to resolve this anomaly and provide you with clear and consistent messaging going forward.

To apologise for this hiccup, please see attached a voucher for 5% off your next transaction with Females(tm).

Best regards,

Females(tm) Customer Service Team "

Hands down best reply 8ve ever seen on forums..respect girl u made me splutter my tea

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By *iquidRavenMan  over a year ago

Dublin


"What I really want is to be a few inches taller and a few stone lighter, that's what I really really want "

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl if I did I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a 10 foot bat...

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By *iquidRavenMan  over a year ago

Dublin


"I wish I was little bit taller

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

And a six four Impala

Ta da"

Beaten to the punch.. apologies haha

Ps this is what happens when you skip to the end of the thread just because you want to be funny to invisible strangers... I'll leave now

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By *oxyvixen99Woman  over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"I wish I was little bit taller

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

And a six four Impala

Ta da

Beaten to the punch.. apologies haha

Ps this is what happens when you skip to the end of the thread just because you want to be funny to invisible strangers... I'll leave now"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some females say they are interested in "Attached men's" no hasslse, some say they aren't interested in Attached men's too much "hassles" so waht do you really want,

Can i get your final answers without phoning a friend. "

Everyone wants the same thing: Satisfaction!

That’s the destination. There are multiple routes

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By *ardyboy54321Man  over a year ago

Fermanagh

I'll tell yas. They want next to open again

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By *eterdunneMan  over a year ago

leixlip

I think what women want more than anything is to be listened to when they tell you what they want

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll tell yas. They want next to open again "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Men who know what they want please. what do you want?

Right now. A martini after a massage with happy ending "

i see

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By *outh_of_EdenMan  over a year ago

fota


"I like my sausage with man attached to it. "

Maybe just the sausage with having to get the whole pig.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Eh oh!!!!

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By *oghunter33Woman  over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I like my sausage with man attached to it.

Maybe just the sausage with having to get the whole pig."

I certainly wouldn't say no to a comprehensive cochonnerie package.

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By *iss3BWoman  over a year ago

north down


"Eh oh!!!!"

You've been watching teletubbies again lol

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