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over a year ago
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Thought it much more likely that you get plastered and see a bootiful woman through drink filled eyes.
She sees yussusss and its lurve at first site (well out the back over an empty keg barrell that falls and hits your foot).
And your only memory of it is when you realised your toe is bruised and sore.
Aw bless  |
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over a year ago
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Was gonna say I love getting my face into something hot last thing at night. Until I realised the topic said late night d*unken MEETS not MEALS
Specsavers for me... |
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"Was gonna say I love getting my face into something hot last thing at night. Until I realised the topic said late night d*unken MEETS not MEALS
Specsavers for me..."
now I have to say, the late night d*unken MEALS are great! A duuurrrty kebab mmmmm |
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over a year ago
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"id rather meet have few drinks sum fun, wudnt wanna be d*unk d*unken people can be a turn of x
Or cant get it up!!  "
true wudnt be good if he cudnt get it up lol |
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over a year ago
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Was there not a song by Willie Nelson where one of the line went and I quote hopefully correctly and this is not meant to offend as it could apply to both genders.
"Never went to bed with a ugly person but woke up with a few"
AAHH the perils and delights of the acholic fumes.
No, best to meet in a clear manner but have a few to relax once relationship has been established! That's what me thinks! |
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over a year ago
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not a good idea actually tried it once fell asleep before he got here heard fk all till the nxt day got an eatin by txt message but he finally forgave me so noooooooo not a good idea haha |
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over a year ago
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d*unken meets dont work, we did recently n i threw threw the girl out the door n across the street for tryn it on with mr magic behind my bk something that a no go here |
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