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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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An old man is sitting on his porch and sees some young-uns walking past, carrying chicken wire.
-where you going with that chicken wire?
-to catch chickens!
-that's not how chicken wire works!
Some time later the boys come back past with 3 large chickens tied up in chicken wire.
-well I'll be...
The next day, the same boys walk past carrying a load of duct tape
-where you going with that duct tape
-to catch ducks!
-that's not how duct tape works!
Some time later the boys come back past with 3 large ducks tied up in duct tape.
-well I'll be...
The next day the 3 boys walk past carrying plants.
-what you got there boys?
-pussy willow.
-hold up I'm coming with you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An old man is sitting on his porch and sees some young-uns walking past, carrying chicken wire.
-where you going with that chicken wire?
-to catch chickens!
-that's not how chicken wire works!
Some time later the boys come back past with 3 large chickens tied up in chicken wire.
-well I'll be...
The next day, the same boys walk past carrying a load of duct tape
-where you going with that duct tape
-to catch ducks!
-that's not how duct tape works!
Some time later the boys come back past with 3 large ducks tied up in duct tape.
-well I'll be...
The next day the 3 boys walk past carrying plants.
-what you got there boys?
-pussy willow.
-hold up I'm coming with you!"
 . Any one got any spare pussy willow ? |
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