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By *ungry Cat OP Couple over a year ago

Belfast

Another middle button game (sorry)

Finish the sentence using your middle button predictive text:

I would have sex with you, but....

I would have sex with you but you can go and suck Dirk off for me

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

I would have sex with you but

No worries if you can't get it ready to go into work today as well and the rest is good thanks for your fab

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

I would have sex with you but you were just so busy

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By *rade69Man over a year ago

dublin

I would have sex with you but you can never even see me on my way home you want me a little lad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have sex with you but you were just so busy I think you said you wanted to stay there

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

I would have sex with you but you don’t know how much I can feel like you are in your bed and you can get your hair out and then I have a cuppa tea

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman over a year ago

Dublin

I would have sex with you but you just don't have to

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

I would have sex with you, but it was just like the last night of your life lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have sex with you but you are not so good to hear from me lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have sex with you but that would have thought you would have a better place in your head down the lane with a few miles of the snow on your way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have sex with you but you wanted me and just a few hours later you could have a problem with my order but you can get a good time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have sex with you but I think you will be a good night out with the bits you want to do it this time of year.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have sex with you but it is not the same story as a compliment that wears clothes on a sunday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would have sex with you but it is not the same story as a compliment that wears clothes on a sunday

Holy smokes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have sex with you but you should be a bit more like a man

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By *eepixieWoman over a year ago

Belfast

I would have sex with you but you need a little bit more time for you bby to be there with me and you know I love to be doing a lot better for me and you have a great time with you and you have to stay with you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have sex with you, but it is inconceivable to be the mattress of a decent person

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By *attooYouMan over a year ago

just about northside

I would have sex with you but I think you will be off the date and I will be back in action for the next few weeks and I will be back in action for the next few weeks and will be back in action for the next few weeks and will be back in action for the next, oops

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By *heeky_BudgieMan over a year ago

Belfast

I would have sex with you but you don’t have a good one.

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By *eductively_SweetWoman over a year ago

wexford

I would have sex with you but you know I Dont want you too ill be home until now and I love the way to many of them to get a better understanding than the other one.

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

Oh yeah that’s the best way lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have sex with you just because you are still in a heartbeat that is stranger than a normal phone pestering me too much and you don't have a good shout about you in tartan

My middle button things are always weird and crap

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By *olourpurpleMan over a year ago

Waterford

I would have sex with you, but hey I can see if I could have some more things in my car

Err

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kaizer would have sex with you, but you were a bit worried about the C word and that it was a horrendous thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have sex with you, but if I did say that I will not have any further details of my first interview with the client

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have sex with you but I think you need to start a new job and I will be speaking to you soon

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman over a year ago

middle of nowhere

I would have sex with you but.... I'm going down the shark hunt.

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By *ogladyWoman over a year ago

The bog

I would have sex with you but I am not sure what to do it was a pleasure meeting you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have sex with you but I have to say that I heard you were a rocker and I was offered a gun by the way you are not from the city.... (wtf

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

Most of these are the best " I wouldnt fuck you if you were the last person on earth " excuses you can give someone to leave them totally confused as to whether you said yes or no

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By *herry...Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

I would have sex with you but I have to fill in these forms and send them back to work...

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By *murphMan over a year ago

drogheda

I would have sex with you but I just can’t get time off work

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

I would have sex with you and I will be a good day xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have sex with you but that fecking Covid mask makes oral impossible

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By *iver80Man over a year ago

south side ,

Would you like to have sex with me mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have sex with you but I know you would never give me a text later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have sex with you but we are going on a Friday nite lol I have a couple friends that are coming to the bath

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By *DSGCouple over a year ago

That place in

I would have sex with you for a while back in my car and the car park is the only thing that I get the most are you x the same thing I know I have a great spark in my car

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By *ungry Cat OP Couple over a year ago

Belfast

"Most of these are the best " I wouldnt fuck you if you were the last person on earth " excuses you can give someone to leave them totally confused as to whether you said yes or no "

You summed it up perfectly there

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By *ueenbeetipp43Woman over a year ago

my own world

I would have sex with you but you don't know what you are doing.

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By *erandhim500Couple over a year ago

around

I would have sex with u but not too much hassle and I will be there for you to come over

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

I would have sex with you but you don’t have a mind for me to get you

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By *he jumpstartMan over a year ago

Donegal

I would have sex with you but I think you should stop with me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have sex with you but you just don't know whats going in the world that I love you I miss u a bit more and I was so much more than a little baby and a lot more like a baby boy and I was so much more like her husband and her husband who is a father in a family and family and family and friends who have to go out for dinner in the morning to see them and their family home and 6ish and I was so tired

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By *ountry Bumpkins69Couple over a year ago

neverland

I would have sex with u but we are in the bath now and then we have a few minutes of august so I can get a couple things for the girls and then we can go get back together lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have sex with you but you were just so busy I think you said you wanted to stay there.

Lol thats about right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have sexy with you but you don’t think I would be too much of fun for me to get a chance and I think I can get a little bit more time in Belfast with you I don’t want you too I love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would have sex with you but you just don't know whats going in the world that I love you I miss u a bit more and I was so much more than a little baby and a lot more like a baby boy and I was so much more like her husband and her husband who is a father in a family and family and family and friends who have to go out for dinner in the morning to see them and their family home and 6ish and I was so tired "

This had me in stitches

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