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Hi all thanks to all of you for signing up to just the idea of a game im going to run from tomorrow.
Soooooo I wont keep you in suspense any further the game is........
Im a Swinger get me out of here
This will take place Down under in a hidden jungle called Beavers Bush
Swingers will spend the first day acclimatizing to the bush, their new surroundings and set up camp for the night.
Early on day two all swingers will be faced with a challenge which they must take part in or face elimination. That evening the winner of the challenge will be announced and the three swingers that came last will face a trial on day three
Early on day three the swingers up for elimination will be presented with their challenge, while the other participants will have to take part in a bush tucker trial, and possibly a diary room entry. That evening the announcement will be made as to who will leave the camp and go on to join the judging panel if they so wish.
And so on....you get the drift
At any point in the game if youre not feeling it and want to leave you just have to say the magic words, Im a swinger get me out of here.... and you will be removed from game play.
I Woody will be your host with the most, and behind the scenes I have my executive producer Pleasureprincess2021. Neither of us will take part in the game, both of us along with one other (tbc) will be the only people that create new threads once one fills up. Should anyone have any ideas or suggestions for challenges or bush tucker trials you can message Princess with them.
Im really looking forward to this game everyone and really hope that you all will see it for what is. Its a light hearted game that should be fun and not taken too seriously. I would really love to see this game out till the end and crown some lucky guy or gal Swinger of the Jungle 2021.
Challenges will not be anything crazy or time consuming as we recognise that some of you are still working and home schooling etc.
Below is a list of names that I currently have as participants
If you could all please confirm your interest in still participating or if you would prefer not to play now that you know what is involved.
The cut off point for joining the game is 12pm tonight and the game will start early tomorrow morning
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Bogm
DevineDestiny
Not very shyguy
Diablo Solo
fast lad
Just Bo
Needs satisfied 69
yngvi Freyr
Sean belfast
Cherry
JollyLolly
tmountie
_ohng69
Goth2000
white witch
FozzieOClock
rubadub dub
Ulsterfry
Miss3B
AnnL
rougish1
Merlin of corkopolis
Caz Murray
Dubguy 40
Anya2020PT
Belfast blue
_ildmovement
louth4fun
_eepixie
Handsonfun4us
sexybuoy
Flurrynfee
Ms Lolly
Kaiser Thunderkiss
Miss Reverie
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
I'm telling you now woody there's just some stuff that I'm not putting in my mouth as a challenge  |
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Brilliant bring it on well done woody |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bring it on  |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
Im very fussy what goes in my mouth |
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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago
athenry |
Looking forward to it.....i think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Game on Woody!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im very fussy what goes in my mouth "
Must it have a supermacs wrapper .... not sure they’ve expanded into Beavers Bush....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm telling you now woody there's just some stuff that I'm not putting in my mouth as a challenge "
Me neither! I have limitations what can be put into my mouth  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"I'm telling you now woody there's just some stuff that I'm not putting in my mouth as a challenge
Me neither! I have limitations what can be put into my mouth "
Well at least one of us will put a cock in it |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"Game on Woody! Ill put anything in my mouth and I mean anything "
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
north down |
Good luck everyone |
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All good Woody, I’m up for any challenge and some of my previous ones have being real challenges |
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I am in ....
I dont like loosing..... |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
It sounds great Woody but I won't be able to take part as I don't think I'll have time when I'm working to take part as much as is needed.I will watch it unfold tho I'm sure it will be great fun.Good luck everyone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Likewise as per JustBo Woody
Have had a shift change over the next few days and I won’t be able to take part at all during the day when most of the festivities will be happening so I’m gonna say it now and leave a space for a late joiner
I’m a swinger get me out of here  |
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"I am in ....
I dont like loosing....."
Well you better pull out then cause there will only be one winner here and I wouldn’t like you left with egg on your face |
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Challenges will be posted every morning and people will have until that evening to do them, the Bush tucker trial will probably be questions so won't be time consuming |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Challenges will be posted every morning and people will have until that evening to do them, the Bush tucker trial will probably be questions so won't be time consuming "
Curious about these challenges! Any hints/examples/spoilers Woody? |
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"Challenges will be posted every morning and people will have until that evening to do them, the Bush tucker trial will probably be questions so won't be time consuming
Curious about these challenges! Any hints/examples/spoilers Woody? "
not giving too much away but challenges will be straight forward enough, for to work on here they will probably be, a picture or a post or whatever ooooppppss I've said too much now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ahhhhh sure go On |
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This looks like fun,can i join? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im very fussy what goes in my mouth "
Chocolate cake!!!!!! |
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"I'm telling you now woody there's just some stuff that I'm not putting in my mouth as a challenge "
Bogm as I’m told many a time on here when I say I’m straight, just close your eyes lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kaizer assumes your opening post should be read in a geordie accent?  |
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I'll take the tasks that involve putting stuff in your mouth....!! I'll try anything once...or twice, feck it....famous last words... |
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"I'll take the tasks that involve putting stuff in your mouth....!! I'll try anything once...or twice, feck it....famous last words..."
I’d say the mouth insertion will be hard to prove over fab messages unless that is woody is going to personally witness each task |
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"I'll take the tasks that involve putting stuff in your mouth....!! I'll try anything once...or twice, feck it....famous last words...
I’d say the mouth insertion will be hard to prove over fab messages unless that is woody is going to personally witness each task "
Hmmmm.....wait! U mean i can say what ever I want on this site and get away with it noooo!! |
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"I'll take the tasks that involve putting stuff in your mouth....!! I'll try anything once...or twice, feck it....famous last words...
I’d say the mouth insertion will be hard to prove over fab messages unless that is woody is going to personally witness each task
Hmmmm.....wait! U mean i can say what ever I want on this site and get away with it noooo!!"
Well you might as well join the majority as that seems to be their way of thinking |
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"I'll take the tasks that involve putting stuff in your mouth....!! I'll try anything once...or twice, feck it....famous last words...
I’d say the mouth insertion will be hard to prove over fab messages unless that is woody is going to personally witness each task
Hmmmm.....wait! U mean i can say what ever I want on this site and get away with it noooo!!
Well you might as well join the majority as that seems to be their way of thinking "
Fact! |
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Roll on anything that is a distraction |
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"This looks like fun,can i join?"
yes you can |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Still in Woody |
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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago
Belfast |
Sounds like fun... can’t wait lol  |
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Don't forget, whether you're in our you're out or if anyone else wants to join the deadline is midnight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am in seems like fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Still in |
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By *aidbare5Couple
over a year ago
down the road |
"Don't forget, whether you're in our you're out or if anyone else wants to join the deadline is midnight "
Hey Woody is the game just for singles? |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
Jesus
Woody has put clothes on...its like shit is getting real with this game now
So who's he meant to be Ant or Dec |
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"Don't forget, whether you're in our you're out or if anyone else wants to join the deadline is midnight
Hey Woody is the game just for singles?"
no couples are welcome |
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By *aidbare5Couple
over a year ago
down the road |
"Don't forget, whether you're in our you're out or if anyone else wants to join the deadline is midnight
Hey Woody is the game just for singles? no couples are welcome "
Cheers. If there is room we could do with a bit of fun. I also noticed you dressed for the occasion |
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"Don't forget, whether you're in our you're out or if anyone else wants to join the deadline is midnight
Hey Woody is the game just for singles? no couples are welcome
Cheers. If there is room we could do with a bit of fun. I also noticed you dressed for the occasion "
well I do have to look the part |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't forget, whether you're in our you're out or if anyone else wants to join the deadline is midnight
Hey Woody is the game just for singles? no couples are welcome
Cheers. If there is room we could do with a bit of fun. I also noticed you dressed for the occasion well I do have to look the part "
Jacket on ....he’s pulled  |
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By *ohnsmithMan
over a year ago
South Tipperary |
If theres room in the plane,pop me in seat near the door..please.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I volunteer for the parachute jump into the Beaver Creek!
Look forward to it. Thanks Woody. |
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"Likewise as per JustBo Woody
Have had a shift change over the next few days and I won’t be able to take part at all during the day when most of the festivities will be happening so I’m gonna say it now and leave a space for a late joiner
I’m a swinger get me out of here "
dubguy40 can you pm me please I want to run something by you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm telling you now woody there's just some stuff that I'm not putting in my mouth as a challenge
Me neither! I have limitations what can be put into my mouth
Well at least one of us will put a cock in it "
Buahaha
If you meant about penis - it might be very dangerous for the owner, Mr BogM
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm telling you now woody there's just some stuff that I'm not putting in my mouth as a challenge
Bogm as I’m told many a time on here when I say I’m straight, just close your eyes lol"
Hahahaha Sean
Crying on the floor |
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One hour until the deadline, please comment if you're in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One hour until the deadline, please comment if you're in"
ok Woody, You convinced me. I might not last a day. But I'll follow anyway. It looked like all had great fun in the last game |
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Woody I’m scared of missing out now
Is there space around the campfire for me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi woody, thanks so much for inviting me to the jungle. But, I've just got online now and missed the deadline sorry, thanks though, hope it's as good as ye hope, sure it will be |
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Good morning all you crazy fabbers the time has arrived for the game to begin, I'm your host for the show Mr woody
Pleasureprincess is the executive producer and Co writer of the games. Myself and herself have power to start a new thread in the event of a thread filling up.
It's a glorious morning here in beavers Bush
The rules are simple keep it reasonable clean
No BS will be tolerated, if anyone does anything out of line they will be contacted via pm and given a warning..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yaaaaaaa *Big Stretch*
It's a beautiful morning to be in Beavers Bush alright
Let's do this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jeez is this the first challenge. Get dressed up in suits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeez is this the first challenge. Get dressed up in suits "
Not at all Fast Lad, just like to look good in the bush |
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Welcome to camp everyone I'll leave you to settle in and get acquainted
BogM
DevineDestiny
Not very shyguy
Diablo Solo
fast lad
Needs satisfied 69
yngvi Freyr
Sean belfast
Cherry
JollyLolly
tmountie
_ohng69
Goth2000
white witch
FozzieOClock
rubadub dub
Ulsterfry
AnnL
rougish1
Merlin of corkopolis
Caz Murray
Anya2020PT
Belfast blue
_ildmovement
louth4fun
_eepixie
Handsonfun4us
sexybuoy
Flurrynfee
Ms Lolly
Kaiser Thunderkiss
Miss Reverie
goneirianbothar
MsLittleRedRidingHood
Fiery minx
_aidbare5
_ohnsmith
Sparkie
peachbum
BelfastD |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeez is this the first challenge. Get dressed up in suits "
Now there’s something else I’ve not done for a year....
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
Feckin starvin...when do they feed us
And it was a pleasure jumping out of that plane strapped to Devine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And it was a pleasure jumping out of that plane strapped to Devine "
Should we assume how Devine was strapped to you.... a triple thrill. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feckin starvin...when do they feed us
And it was a pleasure jumping out of that plane strapped to Devine "
Be careful what you wish for in the breakfast.....
I jumped holding on to Diablo and Needs satisfied
What more could I need |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was I the only one that was strapless....?  |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"Yaaaaaaa *Big Stretch*
It's a beautiful morning to be in Beavers Bush alright cause let's be honest it's the only beaver ill be getting for the foreseeable future...
Let's do this! "
Awe jeeze jolly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yaaaaaaa *Big Stretch*
It's a beautiful morning to be in Beavers Bush alright cause let's be honest it's the only beaver ill be getting for the foreseeable future...but at least I know Ms Lolly won't be getting any Jolly
Let's do this!
Awe jeeze jolly "
Awe Jeeze is right Lolly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good morning all |
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By *ohnsmithMan
over a year ago
South Tipperary |
Who has the matches...i need a cuppa.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*Checks pockets* fresh out John |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OK lads show us your boy scout patches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Owwwch... my head hurts. I was either landed on by my parachute buddy or drank too much wine. Get me hydrated or Im no use to anyone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ill run to centra..."
. That'd be a couple of days trek, who wears glasses...?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I applied for come dine with me, something has gone terribly wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who is up for first bush tucker trial |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a little experiences with bushes
# Just Saying |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"OK lads show us your boy scout patches "
Dib dib dib |
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Good god look at that list of participants! Do we have to feed everyone of those? This could become a who done it as I think a few need to be killed off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK lads show us your boy scout patches "
. They're on my uniform but that doesn't fit anymore  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Owwwch... my head hurts. I was either landed on by my parachute buddy or drank too much wine. Get me hydrated or Im no use to anyone. "
Heads up Rub *throws bottle of water* |
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By *ohnsmithMan
over a year ago
South Tipperary |
Annl. Did you turn right at the red toad cross? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good god look at that list of participants! Do we have to feed everyone of those? This could become a who done it as I think a few need to be killed off "
Well if this turns into a murder mystery we'll know who dunnit  |
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"Good god look at that list of participants! Do we have to feed everyone of those? This could become a who done it as I think a few need to be killed off
Well if this turns into a murder mystery we'll know who dunnit "
Good morning,I was just about to say the same thing.
We will have a suspect in mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good god look at that list of participants! Do we have to feed everyone of those? This could become a who done it as I think a few need to be killed off
Well if this turns into a murder mystery we'll know who dunnit
Good morning,I was just about to say the same thing.
We will have a suspect in mind "
I'll wash your back if you wash mine FM......I mean WATCH, WATCH your back |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
Im a swinger get me out of here...... |
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"Good god look at that list of participants! Do we have to feed everyone of those? This could become a who done it as I think a few need to be killed off
Well if this turns into a murder mystery we'll know who dunnit
Good morning,I was just about to say the same thing.
We will have a suspect in mind
I'll wash your back if you wash mine FM......I mean WATCH, WATCH your back "
Deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im a swinger get me out of here......"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good god look at that list of participants! Do we have to feed everyone of those? This could become a who done it as I think a few need to be killed off "
I already feel half dead so Ill just lie down on a camp bed until the grim reaper comes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im a swinger get me out of here......"
Did you even get out of the plane.....? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im a swinger get me out of here......"
Noooo - clinging to your legs....
We need your uplifting lols
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
Anyone want to head for the shower....sharing the water is the right thing to do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm going galavanting around to see what's around the bush, maybe some nice hideaways will be found. Back later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone want to head for the shower....sharing the water is the right thing to do "
Ill go if you carry me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im a swinger get me out of here......"
Don't you dare we will need you to distract the lads when we win all the challenges |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't forget you have got to shower under a waterfall too
... Something im personally looking forward to |
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"Don't forget you have got to shower under a waterfall too
... Something im personally looking forward to "
That could be a bit nippy under a waterfall,may need to get the fire lit sharpish |
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"Good god look at that list of participants! Do we have to feed everyone of those? This could become a who done it as I think a few need to be killed off
Well if this turns into a murder mystery we'll know who dunnit "
See I have you thrown off the scent all ready. this isolation from the bush really plays with the mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is that in the bush or off the bush |
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"Is that in the bush or off the bush "
Well different people will read that different ways depending on their state of mind |
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"Feckin starvin...when do they feed us
And it was a pleasure jumping out of that plane strapped to Devine
Be careful what you wish for in the breakfast.....
I jumped holding on to Diablo and Needs satisfied
What more could I need "
And I thought that was the parachute buckle sticking into me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Found some interesting spots around here on my wanderings...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't forget you have got to shower under a waterfall too
... Something im personally looking forward to
That could be a bit nippy under a waterfall,may need to get the fire lit sharpish "
... After getting out of shower will definitely need a cosy fire to warm up.... Not sure about those hammocks though.... All that swinging about.. Could easily fall out!! |
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"Don't forget you have got to shower under a waterfall too
... Something im personally looking forward to
That could be a bit nippy under a waterfall,may need to get the fire lit sharpish ... After getting out of shower will definitely need a cosy fire to warm up.... Not sure about those hammocks though.... All that swinging about.. Could easily fall out!! "
I'm thinking a camp bed might be safer than a hammock they would certainly be more stable,if we needed to buddy up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Campbeds!!!. Waterfall showers!!!. WTF. Where's the pub and room service. |
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"Campbeds!!!. Waterfall showers!!!. WTF. Where's the pub and room service. "
Oh there will be a lot more challenges before the pub rears will be on the table. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello all. I hope you dont have too many bruises when you landed in the jungle
I just came back from a cave.
I have found something really interesting when doing the research...
Oh, did you know there are a few hidden spots on the beach?
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over a year ago
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"Don't forget you have got to shower under a waterfall too
... Something im personally looking forward to
That could be a bit nippy under a waterfall,may need to get the fire lit sharpish ... After getting out of shower will definitely need a cosy fire to warm up.... Not sure about those hammocks though.... All that swinging about.. Could easily fall out!! "
You mean the banana hammock right.... packed a good selection of these... took up no room in the survival bag. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello all. I hope you dont have too many bruises when you landed in the jungle
I just came back from a cave.
I have found something really interesting when doing the research...
Oh, did you know there are a few hidden spots on the beach?
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Can you show me the hidden spots , I love exploring maybe we can collect firewood |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello all. I hope you dont have too many bruises when you landed in the jungle
I just came back from a cave.
I have found something really interesting when doing the research...
Oh, did you know there are a few hidden spots on the beach?
Can you show me the hidden spots , I love exploring maybe we can collect firewood "
Its a good idea my dear
I can show you these places, we can harvest some fruits, bring a firewood, and hopefully there is a real man who knows how to put a fire without matches  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Time to gather some fire wood for later on. Some help will be appreciated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Time to gather some fire wood for later on. Some help will be appreciated "
Im up for that. Showered hydrated & napped, im alive!!.
hi ho hi ho its off to work we go. |
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Good afternoon swingers, I see you are all getting acquainted with the camp. Although I must say its a bit of a mess around here Im falling over everyones stuff. Fiery Minx you might want to put away those nipple clamps youve left lying out and Fozzy those so called sock puppets will get lost if youre not careful I can see Sexybuoy eyeing them up already.
You are all very welcome to Beavers Bush in the land down under, I am delighted to have you all here but also to see that so far we have only had one casualty from the parachute jump into camp. Unfortunately we have lost Ms Lolly but thats show business and the show must go on.
Swingers Lunch will be delivered into camp soon a delectable feast of Ryvita, Cauliflower Rice, Squirrel tail and Bachelors baked beans so get your fire ready and decide who the camp chef will be. As there will be no challenge set for today we will run a camp quiz in the afternoon as a team bonding session. I, your host with the most Woody500 will be back later to check in on your progress in camp and to start the quiz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't forget you have got to shower under a waterfall too
... Something im personally looking forward to
That could be a bit nippy under a waterfall,may need to get the fire lit sharpish ... After getting out of shower will definitely need a cosy fire to warm up.... Not sure about those hammocks though.... All that swinging about.. Could easily fall out!!
I'm thinking a camp bed might be safer than a hammock they would certainly be more stable,if we needed to buddy up "
oh yes certainly... We will have to keep the creepy crawleys at bay so there will be plenty of buddying up in the jungle...we get a nice evening away over at snake Rock!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sounds like paradise in BB. Warm and wet, I'll wander around and explore the area to find all the hidden gems where to cosy up whenever is needed. I hope all is available to eat and theres no forbidden fruit trees. And hopefully Tarzan with little clothing is around too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tarzan? Where I like a man in a loincloth |
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Time for a little quiz
First question, what size is the average penis? |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Time for a little quiz
First question, what size is the average penis? "
13 cm erect |
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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago
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"Time for a little quiz
First question, what size is the average penis? "
there's no such thing as an average penis. They're all marvellous specimens |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Time for a little quiz
First question, what size is the average penis? "
Really? |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"I’m bringing up the rear "
Its a mighty fine rear too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm sure I read somewhere its 5inch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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According to the British Journal of Urology. From a total of 15,521 men from around the world the average flacid is 3.6 in. And the erected is 5.16 in. Girth flacid 3.66 and erected 11.66.
Next question please
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Time for a little quiz
First question, what size is the average penis?
13 cm erect"
Ill rely on Mr Bog answer
13 cm fully erection, 7cm if flat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d go with 5 inches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are these measurements taken under rigorous scientific conditions? from first hand experience temperature can severely widen the range on size haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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5.4inches is my guess  |
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"Time for a little quiz
First question, what size is the average penis? "
There’s no such thing as an average penis! They are like finger prints they are all unique.
Is this a trick question. |
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"According to the British Journal of Urology. From a total of 15,521 men from around the world the average flacid is 3.6 in. And the erected is 5.16 in. Girth flacid 3.66 and erected 11.66.
Next question please
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How did you sneak a phone into camp to look that up on google |
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"Are these measurements taken under rigorous scientific conditions? from first hand experience temperature can severely widen the range on size haha"
Did you ever get a second hand to go on it? |
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By *aidbare5Couple
over a year ago
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"Time for a little quiz
First question, what size is the average penis? "
Going to say 6 inches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"According to the British Journal of Urology. From a total of 15,521 men from around the world the average flacid is 3.6 in. And the erected is 5.16 in. Girth flacid 3.66 and erected 11.66.
Next question please
How did you sneak a phone into camp to look that up on google "
Shocking! I did not know that there is internet in the jungle! 
I will arrange a webcam party! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmm...
It looks the internet is working in the jungle! |
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The correct answer is between 5 and 7 inches
Next question
Who daydreams more while having sex Men or women? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was just about to say 5.27854 to be exact |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The correct answer is between 5 and 7 inches
Next question
Who daydreams more while having sex Men or women?"
Men because they watch too much porn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We women dream about everlasting love but its totally different topic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The correct answer is between 5 and 7 inches
Next question
Who daydreams more while having sex Men or women?"
Depending on who’s looking at the ceiling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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women |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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Women...fed up being called Brad...puts me off my stroke |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women...fed up being called Brad...puts me off my stroke "
Ok Brad. But can you change hands without missing a stroke ? |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Women...fed up being called Brad...puts me off my stroke
Ok Brad. But can you change hands without missing a stroke ? "
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men day dream more than women while having sex... Fact |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men more so than women |
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Sorry Woody I missed the question when you asked I was curios about snake rock that Sexybuoy mentioned so i went on a nosey,it looks like an interesting place very secluded |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The correct answer is between 5 and 7 inches
Next question
Who daydreams more while having sex Men or women?"
Women.. Found myself in many a beautiful reverie during the act |
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"Sorry Woody I missed the question when you asked I was curios about snake rock that Sexybuoy mentioned so i went on a nosey,it looks like an interesting place very secluded "
Is the wifi good there too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jeez guys.... Going be some smell in this camp later , between cauliflower, rivta and beans !!
Masks to the ready |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For everyone's peace of mind I took part of that study as a price for helping in rescuing baby orangutans so I'm experienced.
As for the second question. Women daydream more than men. They get distracted easily and even tend to think of other men while at it. Also experienced |
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"The correct answer is between 5 and 7 inches
Next question
Who daydreams more while having sex Men or women?"
Men |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The correct answer is between 5 and 7 inches
Next question
Who daydreams more while having sex Men or women?"
Has to be women men can't multi task |
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By *aidbare5Couple
over a year ago
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Men daydream more about sex, women daydream more during sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry Woody I missed the question when you asked I was curios about snake rock that Sexybuoy mentioned so i went on a nosey,it looks like an interesting place very secluded
Is the wifi good there too? "
Sorry Woodsy.... equally distracted when I saw some heading towards this trouser snake rock...
Guess question one is covered...
Question two - women. Most of my daydreams are about sex... then when finally a chance for sex again... it will be like a dream, I’ll be all in on the moment... just going on my own little thoughts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry Woody I missed the question when you asked I was curios about snake rock that Sexybuoy mentioned so i went on a nosey,it looks like an interesting place very secluded "
yes we have just returned where I got _iery minx to check out snake rock... Its secluded down there with loads of privacy... Feel free to pop down whenever you can |
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Correct answer is women
Next question
Sex burns as many calories as running a mile ? True or False |
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I'm late to the party, how is everyone settling in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Question 1 Answer. It would be Boris Johnson size
Question 2 Answer. Women I suspect.
No interweb was used for my answers. |
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"Time for a little quiz
First question, what size is the average penis? "
About the same size as a sky remote |
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"Correct answer is women
Next question
Sex burns as many calories as running a mile ? True or False"
False 5km I think or for me a marathon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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False |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women |
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"Correct answer is women
Next question
Sex burns as many calories as running a mile ? True or False
False 5km I think or for me a marathon "
For me it would be more like a Forest Gump run but a marathon would be a good warm up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Correct answer is women
Next question
Sex burns as many calories as running a mile ? True or False. )"
True.... but it’s a one minute mile pace... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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False |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Question 1.6 to 8 inch
Question 2. Women
Question 3.false |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For everyone's peace of mind I took part of that study as a price for helping in rescuing baby orangutans so I'm experienced.
As for the second question. Women daydream more than men. They get distracted easily and even tend to think of other men while at it. Also experienced
Oh look at you looking for brownie points to get more votes to stay rescuing baby orangutans "
ha!! Use all your skills in the jungle if you want to survive
Third answer. I like to think it's true. But its would depend on how intense gets in the bedroom |
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"Sorry Woody I missed the question when you asked I was curios about snake rock that Sexybuoy mentioned so i went on a nosey,it looks like an interesting place very secluded
Is the wifi good there too? "
Very good wifi got a bit lost though |
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"Sorry Woody I missed the question when you asked I was curios about snake rock that Sexybuoy mentioned so i went on a nosey,it looks like an interesting place very secluded yes we have just returned where I got _iery minx to check out snake rock... Its secluded down there with loads of privacy... Feel free to pop down whenever you can "
I think I am starting to like snake rock,might need a guide though,I just keep getting lost Sexybuoy seems to know how to get there easy enough,so i shall just follow along behind him |
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By *aidbare5Couple
over a year ago
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"Correct answer is women
Next question
Sex burns as many calories as running a mile ? True or False"
Umm... going to say True
But as its "I'm a swinger" how many people are we running with. |
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The answer was true
Next question
After the bedroom what is the second most popular place to have sex?
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