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over a year ago
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Can happen nearly anywhere... best case is hick it up under the waste of the trousers n hope to god one one notices...
Tho fell asleep on on the bus n did wake to a pull on package...  |
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over a year ago
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"Are unscheduled boners a frequent thing? Or are they rare? And what would trigger one (assuming that at some point a bouncy bus ride loses its charm!)."
A bouncy bus is never about charm ... hence it being unscheduled  |
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Always remember an very old and well spoken consultant doing his rounds with with the Juniors Doctors and with one of the patients a young nurse was changing a dressing and the patient had an erection. The consultant said “young lady hit that with a spoon” she didn’t know what to do so he lifted a patella hammer and hit said erection a tap which did the trick. Not sure if it was the tap or the embarrassment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They can happen anytime any where
I move it and took it into the top of the bottoms I am wearing so it's up near the belly button. Easy to hide then ??"
That’s really uncomfortable for me given the shape of my erection 
For upward curvers I presume it’s a great little neat trick tho |
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I call it "Winding the clock".
Start by tucking in your shirt, and when you get to the front, inconspicuously slip your hand down.
With a swift clockwise rotation you can angle it straight upwards under your belt, tucked away safe and sound.
The inconspicuous face scratch + finger sniff afterwards is optional. |
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"I call it "Winding the clock".
Start by tucking in your shirt, and when you get to the front, inconspicuously slip your hand down.
With a swift clockwise rotation you can angle it straight upwards under your belt, tucked away safe and sound.
The inconspicuous face scratch + finger sniff afterwards is optional."
Must keep an eye out for this |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"I call it "Winding the clock".
Start by tucking in your shirt, and when you get to the front, inconspicuously slip your hand down.
With a swift clockwise rotation you can angle it straight upwards under your belt, tucked away safe and sound.
The inconspicuous face scratch + finger sniff afterwards is optional.
Must keep an eye out for this "
Here's the german football manager doing it
https://youtu.be/j7USaBkHt8o |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I call it "Winding the clock".
Start by tucking in your shirt, and when you get to the front, inconspicuously slip your hand down.
With a swift clockwise rotation you can angle it straight upwards under your belt, tucked away safe and sound.
The inconspicuous face scratch + finger sniff afterwards is optional.
Must keep an eye out for this
Here's the german football manager doing it
https://youtu.be/j7USaBkHt8o"
Omg  |
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"What's the best way to sort out an unscheduled boner?! 
Discuss..... "
Turn and find the nearest wall. Get up close to it. Nose touching distance. Comment out loud about the quality of the plaster or paint finish as you nod your head and tap your chin knowingly.
Keep the conversation going as you walk crab like sideways to the nearest door. Hand in pocket taking care of the " Get the Cock to 12 O'clock " manoeuvre...
Requires a degree of performance acting and soft hands abailty. A cross between Marcel Marceau and a watch maker..  |
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"I call it "Winding the clock".
Start by tucking in your shirt, and when you get to the front, inconspicuously slip your hand down.
With a swift clockwise rotation you can angle it straight upwards under your belt, tucked away safe and sound.
The inconspicuous face scratch + finger sniff afterwards is optional."
I see we have the same erection dealing strategy, Straight sharking that bitch. |
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"I call it "Winding the clock".
Start by tucking in your shirt, and when you get to the front, inconspicuously slip your hand down.
With a swift clockwise rotation you can angle it straight upwards under your belt, tucked away safe and sound.
The inconspicuous face scratch + finger sniff afterwards is optional."
Haha thats exactly the trick..
You are kinda letting out some of the 'man secrets' though
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over a year ago
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At my Dunnes store the ladies underwear is on the way to the fruit and veg aisle. Does lead to the odd unsceuedled erection mixed in with the sexy ladies doing their shopping bending down to the bottom shelves. Pure torture |
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"What's the best way to sort out an unscheduled boner?!
Discuss.....
Do you schedule your boners "
BogM with comment of the day. Wheres the crown emoji XD |
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"I call it "Winding the clock".
Start by tucking in your shirt, and when you get to the front, inconspicuously slip your hand down.
With a swift clockwise rotation you can angle it straight upwards under your belt, tucked away safe and sound.
The inconspicuous face scratch + finger sniff afterwards is optional.
Must keep an eye out for this
Here's the german football manager doing it
https://youtu.be/j7USaBkHt8o"
Oh god haha. Save some for the rest of us why doesnt he |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What's the best way to sort out an unscheduled boner?!
Discuss.....
Turn and find the nearest wall. Get up close to it. Nose touching distance. Comment out loud about the quality of the plaster or paint finish as you nod your head and tap your chin knowingly.
Keep the conversation going as you walk crab like sideways to the nearest door. Hand in pocket taking care of the " Get the Cock to 12 O'clock " manoeuvre...
Requires a degree of performance acting and soft hands abailty. A cross between Marcel Marceau and a watch maker.. "
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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A few weeks ago I was parked waiting to go to a meeting and got messaging with a gorgeous woman on here
She told me something very filthy and very erotic
I was so hard I couldn't leave the car to walk into the meeting but a few minutes listening to Joe Duffy on liveline sorted that and I got into the meeting late
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"A few weeks ago I was parked waiting to go to a meeting and got messaging with a gorgeous woman on here
She told me something very filthy and very erotic
I was so hard I couldn't leave the car to walk into the meeting but a few minutes listening to Joe Duffy on liveline sorted that and I got into the meeting late
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"Ahh here Joe, they have there willy's hanging out on all their photographs. It's like something from a porno Joe." |
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"A few weeks ago I was parked waiting to go to a meeting and got messaging with a gorgeous woman on here
She told me something very filthy and very erotic
I was so hard I couldn't leave the car to walk into the meeting but a few minutes listening to Joe Duffy on liveline sorted that and I got into the meeting late
"Ahh here Joe, they have there willy's hanging out on all their photographs. It's like something from a porno Joe.""
Good afternoon to you....sure sure..go on...wash your hands |
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over a year ago
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"Good aul Jochaim Low
Is that German for boner Lolly?
Jock Aim Low. That’s what I do anyway. 6 o clock is my preferred resting boner position "
You're Gone Clop  |
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"Good aul Jochaim Low
Is that German for boner Lolly?
Jock Aim Low. That’s what I do anyway. 6 o clock is my preferred resting boner position
You're Gone Clop "
Klopp for 6 in a row is it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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So we are in agreement, the men have decided. Sharking it, is the new gold standard for arresting and erection and providing
camouflage. Now we must solve the next male problem like a hive mind. |
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"I call it "Winding the clock".
Start by tucking in your shirt, and when you get to the front, inconspicuously slip your hand down.
With a swift clockwise rotation you can angle it straight upwards under your belt, tucked away safe and sound.
The inconspicuous face scratch + finger sniff afterwards is optional.
I see we have the same erection dealing strategy, Straight sharking that bitch."
That’s fine until it starts to fade and slips out below the waistband to pop out and show your semi sticking straight out |
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Hah I love it, comment of the day.  I'm waiting to see when that blonde (the d*unk one who testified for Giuliani about the 'rigged' voting machines to that Republican committee) turns up in porn.
"The Dominion machines rigged my erection "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's the best way to sort out an unscheduled boner?!
Discuss.....
Stick on a Liverpool home game?"
No use, the trendy new Nike gear is soooooo goddam hot |
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I still get a hard on on a bus. Its the vibration, I think, or sitting still for so long. He slowly begins to creep down the left leg of my trousers(I hang to the left).. When I stand up, I'm embarrassed ..is everybody staring? Why should I be embarrassed anyway, its my pride and joy. So, i look at my reflection shop windows.. Yep.. Hes visible.. He creeps down a bit further, dry foreskin retracts.. Now its sore.. So gets harder.. Walking through Dunnes lingerie aisle, should I try to rearrange him.. Shift him around towards my belly button.. He might pop out!!. They have cameras all over the shop.. |
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By *og-ManMan
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"I still get a hard on on a bus. Its the vibration, I think, or sitting still for so long. He slowly begins to creep down the left leg of my trousers(I hang to the left).. When I stand up, I'm embarrassed ..is everybody staring? Why should I be embarrassed anyway, its my pride and joy. So, i look at my reflection shop windows.. Yep.. Hes visible.. He creeps down a bit further, dry foreskin retracts.. Now its sore.. So gets harder.. Walking through Dunnes lingerie aisle, should I try to rearrange him.. Shift him around towards my belly button.. He might pop out!!. They have cameras all over the shop.. "
Especially if it's the largest lingerie dept in Ireland ...Fr Ted quote for every occasion incl erections |
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"Are unscheduled boners a frequent thing? Or are they rare? And what would trigger one (assuming that at some point a bouncy bus ride loses its charm!)."
dancing at a wedding with a mates mrs. can lead to a stiff moment..!
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