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"Its all gone quiet again..." My what big ears you have? | |||
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"Its all gone quiet again..." Some of the villagers are glue to ye olde fottieball | |||
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"Its all gone quiet again... Some of the villagers are glue to ye olde fottieball " There ya go Kaizer finds it fascinating that a self proclaimed lover of football would be the first to comment on said quietness too | |||
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"Who hasnt cast a vote yet?! " Luxembourg | |||
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"Big match on TV later, might miss Dubwolfs lynching and the obvious deflecting by one or two or three others " I shall be indisposed watching it too | |||
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"Big match on TV later, might miss Dubwolfs lynching and the obvious deflecting by one or two or three others I shall be indisposed watching it too " It's the most obvious reveal since Philip Schofield leapt out of the closet! | |||
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"Anyone got any milk thistle?? This mead is killing my liver!!" Only got strong stuff in the tavern... ye shouldn’t mention killing and a body part ... it’s too close to swinging time and wolves on the prowl | |||
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"Suspicion is growing within the village as to those who aren't leaving their house to vote...are they simply scared of the creature...are they even still alive! Or do they have something to hide so close to the night-time... " I'm keeping an eager eye out. | |||
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"The villagers gather, pitchforks and silver bullets in hand, they've chosen who they believe to be responsible for the chaos within Fabonia... They approach the house of Dubguy40, marching with purpose, they want justice for the fallen! Hearing the commotion Dubguy40 looks out his window to see the hue of flames and torches closing in on him. He knows it's too late to run... He decides to meet them head on "We know what you are!" shouts Pleasureprincess2021 "...and what you did!" "You know nothing!" he snaps back "you've been hoodwinked by your friends, your neighbours. Tricked into believing their lies!" With that the crowd grows even more frustrated as they demand their vengeance and their peaceful life back. Suddenly there's a bang... Kaizer Thunderkiss has heard enough and he ends his war of words with Dubguy40 by shooting a silver bullet, 50% off at Geralt80's shop just use the code "WakeMeUpBeforeYouGoGo" at the checkout, into his chest. With that the crowd falls silent over what they've done, some expressing immediate regret seeing him lay stricken... Dr Quinn, medicine woman, emerges from the crowd to answer the lingering question... She removes his trousers and gives him a gentle cupping. Afterwards she begins her examination. After a lengthy and thorough exam she concludes... Dubguy40 was... ... An honourable villager. One who loved Fabonia with all his heart. The villagers are shaken to their very core, coming to terms with taking the life of one of their own. When suddenly the moon escapes from behind the clouds.... night time has fallen... And they must scurry once again... " Well that went badly wrong. And now our numbers dwindle even more | |||
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"This is a shocking night... poor Dubguy... Kaiser will hardly sleep a wink tonight... " Don't be silly | |||
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"Dubguy.. was a Goodguy... look after him DD... " Oh I will make him.very happy | |||
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"We need to be extra vigilant from now on" Yes and not turn on each other.. | |||
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"We need to be extra vigilant from now on Yes and not turn on each other.. " Unfortunately the sinister part of this game... we all will suspect each other... When will let the vital clue slip.... which of these creatures of the night will eventually leave a clue for us hapless, d*unken and clearly easily distracted by a smile and wink, villagers. | |||
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"A howl from the hills is heard echoing through the village..." Holy shit balls what was that??? Where's safe to take cover? | |||
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"A howl from the hills is heard echoing through the village..." If I end up dead in the morning I'm telling ye _ofusplus did it | |||
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"A howl from the hills is heard echoing through the village... Holy shit balls what was that??? Where's safe to take cover?" I'm still in ye olde tavern if you wanna join me, but be warned I've been drinking two days straight!! | |||
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"I knew Dubguy before he moved to Fabonia and whilst I was wrong in my wolf accusations I always knew him to be a dirty dog. Still I hope he's at peace now! " A lot might be in trouble now if being a dirty dog puts you in the frame. The big bad wolf did dress as a female to fool people mmm | |||
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" I'm still in ye olde tavern if you wanna join me, but be warned I've been drinking two days straight!!" Damn Dub... that’s what the smell is... you using this bender to hide your wolf scent... | |||
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"A howl from the hills is heard echoing through the village... Holy shit balls what was that??? Where's safe to take cover? I'm still in ye olde tavern if you wanna join me, but be warned I've been drinking two days straight!!" Sound I'll be over in a minute order me a large drink I'm a little shooketh | |||
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"A howl from the hills is heard echoing through the village... Holy shit balls what was that??? Where's safe to take cover? I'm still in ye olde tavern if you wanna join me, but be warned I've been drinking two days straight!!" Very quiet in here where is everyone | |||
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"RIP Dubguy... I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister " Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling | |||
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" I'm still in ye olde tavern if you wanna join me, but be warned I've been drinking two days straight!! Damn Dub... that’s what the smell is... you using this bender to hide your wolf scent... " If a wolf is gonna get me i wanna be too d*unk to feel it!! | |||
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"A howl from the hills is heard echoing through the village... Holy shit balls what was that??? Where's safe to take cover? I'm still in ye olde tavern if you wanna join me, but be warned I've been drinking two days straight!! Very quiet in here where is everyone " Don't mind them, come over and sit down, whats your poison!! POITIN??? | |||
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"RIP Dubguy... I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling " I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging | |||
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"RIP Dubguy... I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging " I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ... | |||
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"RIP Dubguy... I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ... " Just remember... keep your hands on the mat | |||
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"RIP Dubguy... I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging " In the tavern you can order whatever you want. Teabagging it is in memory of dubguy and dd | |||
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"I think we all are rather shaken tonight. Ok so let's have a toast to our 2 fallen villagers. To DD and DubGuy may you now be treated better than our village has the last few days To you both xx " Chin chin!! | |||
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"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night " It’s far safer in the gigolo Hut miss 3b .. safety in numbers | |||
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"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night " I might join you. Dubswing wasn't joking when he said he's been drinking all day the ale farts have started. I think I'm probably safer outside | |||
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"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night I might join you. Dubswing wasn't joking when he said he's been drinking all day the ale farts have started. I think I'm probably safer outside " | |||
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"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night " Can I join you Miss B? "i promise I don't bite | |||
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"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night Can I join you Miss B? "i promise I don't bite " I dont mind a little nibble | |||
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"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night I might join you. Dubswing wasn't joking when he said he's been drinking all day the ale farts have started. I think I'm probably safer outside " Oh you're more than welcome to join | |||
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"... and I see all the wolves are out with their faux sympathy for the innocent Dubguy " You mean the ones who lynched them | |||
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"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night Can I join you Miss B? "i promise I don't bite I dont mind a little nibble " Well a little nibble never hurt anyone.. Did it? We can hide away her safely... Just don't make too much noise!! | |||
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"RIP Dubguy... I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ... Just remember... keep your hands on the mat " Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier .... | |||
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"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night Can I join you Miss B? "i promise I don't bite I dont mind a little nibble Well a little nibble never hurt anyone.. Did it? We can hide away her safely... Just don't make too much noise!! " I'll be as quiet as a mouse as long as I don't bite my lip | |||
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"RIP Dubguy... I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ... Just remember... keep your hands on the mat Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier .... " I'm feeling the cold and that my faux fur gilet your brushing against!! | |||
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"RIP Dubguy... I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ... Just remember... keep your hands on the mat Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier .... " Ok juicy your time is up in the Hut.. you need to sort out that hair.. it grows fast .. | |||
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"Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight " Don't make me laugh | |||
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"Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight Don't make me laugh " Well I'm more afraid of your Howl than your laugh | |||
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"Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight Don't make me laugh " Do you guys even vote? | |||
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"Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight Don't make me laugh Do you guys even vote? " *did | |||
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"Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight Don't make me laugh Do you guys even vote? " Yep, Keanored narrowly missed a justified lynching tonight, but he'll get his comeuppance ... as will you | |||
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"RIP Dubguy... I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ... Just remember... keep your hands on the mat Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier .... Ok juicy your time is up in the Hut.. you need to sort out that hair.. it grows fast .. " I know your game ... your a user... you cheap gigolo. Im not taking my faux fur gilet of for anyone especially with your muggy paws | |||
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" " did someone else die Pete? | |||
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" " Methinks the wolves have struck yet again We were here watching Grand Designs, swear!! | |||
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"RIP Dubguy... I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ... Just remember... keep your hands on the mat Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier .... Ok juicy your time is up in the Hut.. you need to sort out that hair.. it grows fast .. I know your game ... your a user... you cheap gigolo. Im not taking my faux fur gilet of for anyone especially with your muggy paws " Cheap ... you haven’t paid me in weeks no wonder it’s faux Fur.. don’t growl at me...now if you don’t mind ..my attention is required | |||
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"Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight " I’ve know of cabin across the field.... just have to chance the moon lit open plain... shall we go for. Board games, whiskey and candle light.... get away from the maddening (wolfy) crowd... | |||
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"I keep telling you. The barstool is the safest place to be. You get to people watch and chat up the barmaid...saucy wench she is. And fottie on sky..." The Ghost of DubGuy wanders along the bar, pondering who’s beverage to stir with his ghost penis!! Eeeeenie meeeenie miny mo!!! | |||
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"Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight I’ve know of cabin across the field.... just have to chance the moon lit open plain... shall we go for. Board games, whiskey and candle light.... get away from the maddening (wolfy) crowd... " Quickly, let's go before the howling begins | |||
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"Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight I’ve know of cabin across the field.... just have to chance the moon lit open plain... shall we go for. Board games, whiskey and candle light.... get away from the maddening (wolfy) crowd... Quickly, let's go before the howling begins " Move quickly and stay low... I’ll watch your back... | |||
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"Miss3b ... your attendance is required in the GHut " Oh have I been summoned now, are you trying to breed more wolves | |||
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"Miss3b ... your attendance is required in the GHut Oh have I been summoned now, are you trying to breed more wolves " Why don’t you come and find out if you’re brave enough | |||
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" did someone else die Pete? " Is that a sign | |||
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"RIP Dubguy... I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ... Just remember... keep your hands on the mat Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier .... Ok juicy your time is up in the Hut.. you need to sort out that hair.. it grows fast .. I know your game ... your a user... you cheap gigolo. Im not taking my faux fur gilet of for anyone especially with your muggy paws Cheap ... you haven’t paid me in weeks no wonder it’s faux Fur.. don’t growl at me...now if you don’t mind ..my attention is required " You won’t be paid either. I've had to do all work. You just lay there like a limp lettuce... Your probably exhausted with all the prowling and sniffing you do.. I've had a lucky escape..... Phew!! | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi " Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi " Can I come please!! | |||
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"RIP Dubguy... I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ... Just remember... keep your hands on the mat Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier .... Ok juicy your time is up in the Hut.. you need to sort out that hair.. it grows fast .. I know your game ... your a user... you cheap gigolo. Im not taking my faux fur gilet of for anyone especially with your muggy paws Cheap ... you haven’t paid me in weeks no wonder it’s faux Fur.. don’t growl at me...now if you don’t mind ..my attention is required You won’t be paid either. I've had to do all work. You just lay there like a limp lettuce... Your probably exhausted with all the prowling and sniffing you do.. I've had a lucky escape..... Phew!! " I take it a 5star review is out of the question | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi Can I come please!!" looks like we have a little get together going, whose house are we meeting at? | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi Can I come please!! looks like we have a little get together going, whose house are we meeting at? " Looks like a 3sum to me | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi Can I come please!! looks like we have a little get together going, whose house are we meeting at? Looks like a 3sum to me " | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi " As sweetcheeks and I making a break... would it be too bold to suggest 4 makes a party .... and a very solid alibi for all of us... I’ve got the Canadian Club... will help take the edge off. | |||
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"Did somebody say something " There are a lot saying something the trick is seeing who is worth listening to as the truth will out | |||
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"RIP Dubguy... I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ... Just remember... keep your hands on the mat Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier .... Ok juicy your time is up in the Hut.. you need to sort out that hair.. it grows fast .. I know your game ... your a user... you cheap gigolo. Im not taking my faux fur gilet of for anyone especially with your muggy paws Cheap ... you haven’t paid me in weeks no wonder it’s faux Fur.. don’t growl at me...now if you don’t mind ..my attention is required You won’t be paid either. I've had to do all work. You just lay there like a limp lettuce... Your probably exhausted with all the prowling and sniffing you do.. I've had a lucky escape..... Phew!! I take it a 5star review is out of the question " Without a 5* review I might stay in the square | |||
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"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night Can I join you Miss B? "i promise I don't bite I dont mind a little nibble Well a little nibble never hurt anyone.. Did it? We can hide away her safely... Just don't make too much noise!! I'll be as quiet as a mouse as long as I don't bite my lip " If you bite your lip it could attract wolves... We can hide in the bushes... I will bring a cushion... You can bite down on that... | |||
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"RIP Dubguy... I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ... Just remember... keep your hands on the mat Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier .... Ok juicy your time is up in the Hut.. you need to sort out that hair.. it grows fast .. I know your game ... your a user... you cheap gigolo. Im not taking my faux fur gilet of for anyone especially with your muggy paws Cheap ... you haven’t paid me in weeks no wonder it’s faux Fur.. don’t growl at me...now if you don’t mind ..my attention is required You won’t be paid either. I've had to do all work. You just lay there like a limp lettuce... Your probably exhausted with all the prowling and sniffing you do.. I've had a lucky escape..... Phew!! I take it a 5star review is out of the question Without a 5* review I might stay in the square " I wouldn’t trust those reviews anyway they are only for complainers | |||
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"RIP Dubguy... I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ... Just remember... keep your hands on the mat Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier .... Ok juicy your time is up in the Hut.. you need to sort out that hair.. it grows fast .. I know your game ... your a user... you cheap gigolo. Im not taking my faux fur gilet of for anyone especially with your muggy paws Cheap ... you haven’t paid me in weeks no wonder it’s faux Fur.. don’t growl at me...now if you don’t mind ..my attention is required You won’t be paid either. I've had to do all work. You just lay there like a limp lettuce... Your probably exhausted with all the prowling and sniffing you do.. I've had a lucky escape..... Phew!! I take it a 5star review is out of the question Without a 5* review I might stay in the square " Wise move miss | |||
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"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night Can I join you Miss B? "i promise I don't bite I dont mind a little nibble Well a little nibble never hurt anyone.. Did it? We can hide away her safely... Just don't make too much noise!! I'll be as quiet as a mouse as long as I don't bite my lip If you bite your lip it could attract wolves... We can hide in the bushes... I will bring a cushion... You can bite down on that... " Bring 2 just to be sure | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi As sweetcheeks and I making a break... would it be too bold to suggest 4 makes a party .... and a very solid alibi for all of us... I’ve got the Canadian Club... will help take the edge off. " Now how could anyone turn down an offer like that! Get your cute arses over here | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi Can I come please!!" Absolutely hopefully we will all come | |||
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" did someone else die Pete? Is that a sign " Such sweet innocence ... not | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi Can I come please!! Absolutely hopefully we will all come " I will bring my game of Twister | |||
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" did someone else die Pete? Is that a sign Such sweet innocence ... not " We know what happened the poor innocents | |||
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet " Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers | |||
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" did someone else die Pete? Is that a sign Such sweet innocence ... not We know what happened the poor innocents " Up again the wall, one bullet, bangbang | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi Can I come please!! Absolutely hopefully we will all come I will bring my game of Twister " what are the rules? Don't want to put my hands in the wrong place | |||
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" did someone else die Pete? Is that a sign Such sweet innocence ... not " You're scary.... | |||
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers " I'll tuck you in | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi Can I come please!! Absolutely hopefully we will all come I will bring my game of Twister " Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi Can I come please!! Absolutely hopefully we will all come I will bring my game of Twister what are the rules? Don't want to put my hands in the wrong place " They aren’t pillows !! | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi Can I come please!! Absolutely hopefully we will all come I will bring my game of Twister what are the rules? Don't want to put my hands in the wrong place " A few drinks... everything is open for negotiation | |||
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers " I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company | |||
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company " Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady | |||
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company " it's a little crowded at my place but you're more than welcome to keep me company | |||
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady" why thank you kind Sir | |||
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady why thank you kind Sir " Kindness to those that deserve it and swift justice when the wolf is outed | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi As sweetcheeks and I making a break... would it be too bold to suggest 4 makes a party .... and a very solid alibi for all of us... I’ve got the Canadian Club... will help take the edge off. Now how could anyone turn down an offer like that! Get your cute arses over here " Well sweet cheeks certainly has the lovely arse... I guess I’ll make the best of what I’ve got... | |||
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady why thank you kind Sir " .. There are a lot of kind Sirs here | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi As sweetcheeks and I making a break... would it be too bold to suggest 4 makes a party .... and a very solid alibi for all of us... I’ve got the Canadian Club... will help take the edge off. Now how could anyone turn down an offer like that! Get your cute arses over here " I'm here, now let's party | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi Can I come please!! Absolutely hopefully we will all come I will bring my game of Twister Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game " Hoovering the muck from your paws ...No Doubt!! | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi Can I come please!! Absolutely hopefully we will all come I will bring my game of Twister Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game Hoovering the muck from your paws ...No Doubt!!" Goes off to take a ghostly goo in the hoover bag | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi Can I come please!! Absolutely hopefully we will all come I will bring my game of Twister Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game Hoovering the muck from your paws ...No Doubt!! Goes off to take a ghostly goo in the hoover bag " .. Let us know your findings | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi Can I come please!! Absolutely hopefully we will all come I will bring my game of Twister Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game Hoovering the muck from your paws ...No Doubt!! Goes off to take a ghostly goo in the hoover bag .. Let us know your findings " Consults handbook for the recently deceased to see IF I can communicate with the living | |||
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady why thank you kind Sir .. There are a lot of kind Sirs here " And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to | |||
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady why thank you kind Sir .. There are a lot of kind Sirs here And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to" The more the merrier | |||
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady why thank you kind Sir .. There are a lot of kind Sirs here And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to The more the merrier " As long as they aren’t in sheep’s clothing | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi Can I come please!! Absolutely hopefully we will all come I will bring my game of Twister Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game Hoovering the muck from your paws ...No Doubt!! Goes off to take a ghostly goo in the hoover bag " I knew I should’ve gone for the dyson... | |||
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"Oooooooh It’s not too bad on this side!!! I DID try and warn ye……but ye weren’t listening And to my grave I taketh the secret of who the furry bastards are BTW I pissed in 3 flagons of Mead " epic words from beyond Dubguy | |||
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"I've lost count, how many people are at my house at the moment? " Is a bit crowded ... in here | |||
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady why thank you kind Sir .. There are a lot of kind Sirs here And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to The more the merrier As long as they aren’t in sheep’s clothing " You can very much see what I wear and its not wool. | |||
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"I've lost count, how many people are at my house at the moment? " Me, juicy and sweet cheeks anyway | |||
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"Oooooooh It’s not too bad on this side!!! I DID try and warn ye……but ye weren’t listening And to my grave I taketh the secret of who the furry bastards are BTW I pissed in 3 flagons of Mead epic words from beyond Dubguy " Oh there’s more, there’s more | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi As sweetcheeks and I making a break... would it be too bold to suggest 4 makes a party .... and a very solid alibi for all of us... I’ve got the Canadian Club... will help take the edge off. Now how could anyone turn down an offer like that! Get your cute arses over here I'm here, now let's party " Appears a few parties around the place... but I’m thinking this one with sweet cheeks, woody, pleasure princess and I are getting cosy... with plenty of milk for tea in the morning... good man woody... | |||
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady why thank you kind Sir .. There are a lot of kind Sirs here And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to The more the merrier As long as they aren’t in sheep’s clothing You can very much see what I wear and its not wool. " Always dressing for the occasion M’lady and always drawing us closer, can’t resist those eyes of yours | |||
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"I've lost count, how many people are at my house at the moment? Me, juicy and sweet cheeks anyway " happy days we can have a few white Russians with all the milk I pillaged this morning | |||
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"I've lost count, how many people are at my house at the moment? Me, juicy and sweet cheeks anyway happy days we can have a few white Russians with all the milk I pillaged this morning " Are you SURE that’s all milk Woody?? I disappeared for a while earlier | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi As sweetcheeks and I making a break... would it be too bold to suggest 4 makes a party .... and a very solid alibi for all of us... I’ve got the Canadian Club... will help take the edge off. Now how could anyone turn down an offer like that! Get your cute arses over here I'm here, now let's party Appears a few parties around the place... but I’m thinking this one with sweet cheeks, woody, pleasure princess and I are getting cosy... with plenty of milk for tea in the morning... good man woody... " there's strength in numbers, plus we now all have an alibi | |||
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady why thank you kind Sir .. There are a lot of kind Sirs here And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to The more the merrier As long as they aren’t in sheep’s clothing You can very much see what I wear and its not wool. Always dressing for the occasion M’lady and always drawing us closer, can’t resist those eyes of yours" ... And when I look at you I think oh what big teeth you have.... | |||
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"I've lost count, how many people are at my house at the moment? Me, juicy and sweet cheeks anyway happy days we can have a few white Russians with all the milk I pillaged this morning Are you SURE that’s all milk Woody?? I disappeared for a while earlier " I did think the milk was a bit lumpy | |||
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady why thank you kind Sir .. There are a lot of kind Sirs here And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to The more the merrier As long as they aren’t in sheep’s clothing You can very much see what I wear and its not wool. Always dressing for the occasion M’lady and always drawing us closer, can’t resist those eyes of yours... And when I look at you I think oh what big teeth you have...." Can I ask . Are they your own ?. | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi Can I come please!! Absolutely hopefully we will all come I will bring my game of Twister Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game Hoovering the muck from your paws ...No Doubt!! Goes off to take a ghostly goo in the hoover bag I knew I should’ve gone for the dyson... " Hetty is far better at suction | |||
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady why thank you kind Sir .. There are a lot of kind Sirs here And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to The more the merrier As long as they aren’t in sheep’s clothing You can very much see what I wear and its not wool. Always dressing for the occasion M’lady and always drawing us closer, can’t resist those eyes of yours... And when I look at you I think oh what big teeth you have...." The teeth aren’t big but my innocent smile shows them off | |||
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady why thank you kind Sir Kindness to those that deserve it and swift justice when the wolf is outed " Sean we are requested to join the party over with Woody I believe in safety in numbers | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi Can I come please!! Absolutely hopefully we will all come I will bring my game of Twister Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game Hoovering the muck from your paws ...No Doubt!! Goes off to take a ghostly goo in the hoover bag I knew I should’ve gone for the dyson... Hetty is far better at suction " Would you like to come and show me ... | |||
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady why thank you kind Sir .. There are a lot of kind Sirs here And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to The more the merrier As long as they aren’t in sheep’s clothing You can very much see what I wear and its not wool. Always dressing for the occasion M’lady and always drawing us closer, can’t resist those eyes of yours... And when I look at you I think oh what big teeth you have.... The teeth aren’t big but my innocent smile shows them off" Oh my ... quite magnetic | |||
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" Me, juicy and sweet cheeks anyway happy days we can have a few white Russians with all the milk I pillaged this morning " White Russians. That was a drink the dude could never quite indulge in.... Russians are good a crying wolf.... | |||
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady why thank you kind Sir Kindness to those that deserve it and swift justice when the wolf is outed Sean we are requested to join the party over with Woody I believe in safety in numbers " There’s safety in numbers or rounding up pray. The right company is always important. I’ll sort my brave steed first | |||
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi Can I come please!! Absolutely hopefully we will all come I will bring my game of Twister Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game Hoovering the muck from your paws ...No Doubt!! Goes off to take a ghostly goo in the hoover bag I knew I should’ve gone for the dyson... Hetty is far better at suction Would you like to come and show me ... " I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone | |||
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" Me, juicy and sweet cheeks anyway happy days we can have a few white Russians with all the milk I pillaged this morning White Russians. That was a drink the dude could never quite indulge in.... Russians are good a crying wolf.... " And how might you have this wolf knowledge | |||
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady why thank you kind Sir Kindness to those that deserve it and swift justice when the wolf is outed Sean we are requested to join the party over with Woody I believe in safety in numbers " safety in numbers sounds very much like a pack. And an Alibi. I will be walking the perimeters alone with my pistol out | |||
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