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Werewolf - Game Thread V
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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VILLAGERS:
Seanbelfast
Fab_lovers2019
Woody500
Scarlett Sa Leaba
Devinedestiny
BelfastD
Dubguy40
Pleasureprincess2021
Keanored
Geralt80
S1ren
Crazy-Cpl
Miss3B
Sweet Cheeks1000
LadyPleaser19
Juicy J66
HandsOnFun4Us
Dubswing321
Caz Murray
Countryguy2020
The_ofusplus
Havana_oh_na_na
Ulsterfry
Inquisitive Lady
Sexybuoy
White Witch
CuriousVoyeur
DublinGirl92
.Sparkie.
Cherry...
Kaizer Thunderkiss
FozzyOClock
TheTantrix
Tmountie
JB 4099 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The village bell rings out as villagers are reminded that they have just ONE hour left to vote and hopefully rid their land of anymore pain and loss
For come 8pm not only will they chase down who they believe to be the creature... It'll be night time soon
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its all gone quiet again... |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
north down |
I'm eating and casting an eye over the village  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Big match on TV later, might miss Dubwolfs lynching and the obvious deflecting by one or two or three others  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My vote is going to FossyOclock..
The nails down the chalkboard says there's a Wolferine in this guy  |
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I'm in the process of sealing a deal  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its all gone quiet again..."
My what big ears you have? |
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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago
North West, Outer Letterkenny area |
"Its all gone quiet again..."
Some of the villagers are glue to ye olde fottieball |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who hasnt cast a vote yet?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its all gone quiet again...
Some of the villagers are glue to ye olde fottieball "
There ya go
Kaizer finds it fascinating that a self proclaimed lover of football would be the first to comment on said quietness too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who hasnt cast a vote yet?! "
Luxembourg  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On the outside they are really nice but they have been prowling around the thread a lot and my intuition tells me _ofusplus are wolves.... I need my beauty sleep again ... Sorry guys but you get my vote |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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8 bells quickly approaching.... are we gathering the villagers in the town square... then piling into the Inn for Meade to numb the worries and stumble into the darkness of another night in Fabonia of sleeping with one eye on the door... I’m hoping for Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman, to make a house call! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone got any milk thistle?? This mead is killing my liver!! |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"Big match on TV later, might miss Dubwolfs lynching and the obvious deflecting by one or two or three others "
I shall be indisposed watching it too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Big match on TV later, might miss Dubwolfs lynching and the obvious deflecting by one or two or three others
I shall be indisposed watching it too "
It's the most obvious reveal since Philip Schofield leapt out of the closet!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Peeps, Kaizers hut has Sky Sports HD on big screen!
Should be entertaining  |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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Ita safe to say we have lost Dubguy but im now torn between two  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone got any milk thistle?? This mead is killing my liver!!"
Only got strong stuff in the tavern... ye shouldn’t mention killing and a body part ... it’s too close to swinging time and wolves on the prowl |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Suspicion is growing within the village as to those who aren't leaving their house to vote...are they simply scared of the creature...are they even still alive!
Or do they have something to hide so close to the night-time... |
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MY vote is for that vixen scarlet sa leaba... roughly translated .. blood where they lay... always hungry then full and satisfied, lurking in the shadows.. plus my other suspicion was Juicy but she owes me for last night .. so she’s ok until she pays up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm gonna vote for keanored. |
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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago
North West, Outer Letterkenny area |
"Suspicion is growing within the village as to those who aren't leaving their house to vote...are they simply scared of the creature...are they even still alive!
Or do they have something to hide so close to the night-time... " I'm keeping an eager eye out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pitch forks at the ready here... who’s it going to be... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The villagers gather, pitchforks and silver bullets in hand, they've chosen who they believe to be responsible for the chaos within Fabonia...
They approach the house of Dubguy40, marching with purpose, they want justice for the fallen!
Hearing the commotion Dubguy40 looks out his window to see the hue of flames and torches closing in on him. He knows it's too late to run... He decides to meet them head on
"We know what you are!" shouts Pleasureprincess2021 "...and what you did!"
"You know nothing!" he snaps back "you've been hoodwinked by your friends, your neighbours. Tricked into believing their lies!"
With that the crowd grows even more frustrated as they demand their vengeance and their peaceful life back.
Suddenly there's a bang... Kaizer Thunderkiss has heard enough and he ends his war of words with Dubguy40 by shooting a silver bullet, 50% off at Geralt80's shop just use the code "WakeMeUpBeforeYouGoGo" at the checkout, into his chest.
With that the crowd falls silent over what they've done, some expressing immediate regret seeing him lay stricken...
Dr Quinn, medicine woman, emerges from the crowd to answer the lingering question...
She removes his trousers and gives him a gentle cupping. Afterwards she begins her examination.
After a lengthy and thorough exam she concludes... Dubguy40 was...
... An honourable villager. One who loved Fabonia with all his heart.
The villagers are shaken to their very core, coming to terms with taking the life of one of their own. When suddenly the moon escapes from behind the clouds.... night time has fallen... And they must scurry once again... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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VILLAGERS:
Seanbelfast
Fab_lovers2019
Woody500
Scarlett Sa Leaba
Devinedestiny
BelfastD
Dubguy40
Pleasureprincess2021
Keanored
Geralt80
S1ren
Crazy-Cpl
Miss3B
Sweet Cheeks1000
LadyPleaser19
Juicy J66
HandsOnFun4Us
Dubswing321
Caz Murray
Countryguy2020
The_ofusplus
Havana_oh_na_na
Ulsterfry
Inquisitive Lady
Sexybuoy
White Witch
CuriousVoyeur
DublinGirl92
.Sparkie.
Cherry...
Kaizer Thunderkiss
FozzyOClock
TheTantrix
Tmountie
JB 4099 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a warm place for you here dubguy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Meh!
You win some you lose some....  |
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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago
North West, Outer Letterkenny area |
"The villagers gather, pitchforks and silver bullets in hand, they've chosen who they believe to be responsible for the chaos within Fabonia...
They approach the house of Dubguy40, marching with purpose, they want justice for the fallen!
Hearing the commotion Dubguy40 looks out his window to see the hue of flames and torches closing in on him. He knows it's too late to run... He decides to meet them head on
"We know what you are!" shouts Pleasureprincess2021 "...and what you did!"
"You know nothing!" he snaps back "you've been hoodwinked by your friends, your neighbours. Tricked into believing their lies!"
With that the crowd grows even more frustrated as they demand their vengeance and their peaceful life back.
Suddenly there's a bang... Kaizer Thunderkiss has heard enough and he ends his war of words with Dubguy40 by shooting a silver bullet, 50% off at Geralt80's shop just use the code "WakeMeUpBeforeYouGoGo" at the checkout, into his chest.
With that the crowd falls silent over what they've done, some expressing immediate regret seeing him lay stricken...
Dr Quinn, medicine woman, emerges from the crowd to answer the lingering question...
She removes his trousers and gives him a gentle cupping. Afterwards she begins her examination.
After a lengthy and thorough exam she concludes... Dubguy40 was...
... An honourable villager. One who loved Fabonia with all his heart.
The villagers are shaken to their very core, coming to terms with taking the life of one of their own. When suddenly the moon escapes from behind the clouds.... night time has fallen... And they must scurry once again... "
Well that went badly wrong. And now our numbers dwindle even more  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is a shocking night... poor Dubguy...
Kaiser will hardly sleep a wink tonight... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a shocking night... poor Dubguy...
Kaiser will hardly sleep a wink tonight... "
Don't be silly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shocking to lose another villager  |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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RIP Dubguy I knew you were one of us  |
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Dubguy.. was a Goodguy... look after him DD...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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RIP Dubguy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dubguy.. was a Goodguy... look after him DD... "
Oh I will make him.very happy  |
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Poor Dubguy, getting lynched for being chatty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well... that’s not a bad entry into the pearly gates up there Dubguy..... a date with DivineDestiny... an appropriate name for your fate tonight.
And these were your words from yesterday... “ There’s something big and growly out here
Let me in ya d*unken feckers
Let me innnnnnnnn!”
Poor aul fella.... after that torment a silver bullet to the chest brought him to his end.
First sip of tonight’s 40 out for Dubguy.... enjoy the ride up there fella.
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We need to be extra vigilant from now on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We need to be extra vigilant from now on"
Yes and not turn on each other.. |
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Poor Dubguy he was loved by many though feared for nothing. Off to the Tavern to seek solace and celebrate the fallen though fearing Goethe Michael and a few others. Where will we seek comfort |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Noooooooooooo! Be at peace now my good man and when you come back to haunt this village just remember......I let you into the pub last night when no one else would  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We need to be extra vigilant from now on
Yes and not turn on each other.. "
Unfortunately the sinister part of this game... we all will suspect each other...
When will let the vital clue slip.... which of these creatures of the night will eventually leave a clue for us hapless, d*unken and clearly easily distracted by a smile and wink, villagers.  |
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Ah jaysus... Dubguy could never be a wolf! He's a Dub for feck sake, we're too nice!!! Actually,WAS a Dub!! Unfortunately,I left it too late to vote but I'm convinced now I know the identity of at least 2 wolves! I'll be watching very closely during the night...they'll slip up soon enough!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A howl from the hills is heard echoing through the village... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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RIP Dubguy40, I'm sorry I got you all wrong. In my defence, I was d*unk!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I knew Dubguy before he moved to Fabonia and whilst I was wrong in my wolf accusations I always knew him to be a dirty dog.
Still I hope he's at peace now!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A howl from the hills is heard echoing through the village..."
Holy shit balls what was that??? Where's safe to take cover? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A howl from the hills is heard echoing through the village..."
If I end up dead in the morning I'm telling ye _ofusplus did it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A howl from the hills is heard echoing through the village...
Holy shit balls what was that??? Where's safe to take cover?"
I'm still in ye olde tavern if you wanna join me, but be warned I've been drinking two days straight!! |
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"I knew Dubguy before he moved to Fabonia and whilst I was wrong in my wolf accusations I always knew him to be a dirty dog.
Still I hope he's at peace now!
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A lot might be in trouble now if being a dirty dog puts you in the frame. The big bad wolf did dress as a female to fool people mmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I'm still in ye olde tavern if you wanna join me, but be warned I've been drinking two days straight!!"
Damn Dub... that’s what the smell is... you using this bender to hide your wolf scent... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A howl from the hills is heard echoing through the village...
Holy shit balls what was that??? Where's safe to take cover?
I'm still in ye olde tavern if you wanna join me, but be warned I've been drinking two days straight!!"
Sound I'll be over in a minute order me a large drink I'm a little shooketh |
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"A howl from the hills is heard echoing through the village...
Holy shit balls what was that??? Where's safe to take cover?
I'm still in ye olde tavern if you wanna join me, but be warned I've been drinking two days straight!!"
Very quiet in here where is everyone  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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RIP Dubguy...
I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister  |
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"RIP Dubguy...
I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister "
Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I'm still in ye olde tavern if you wanna join me, but be warned I've been drinking two days straight!!
Damn Dub... that’s what the smell is... you using this bender to hide your wolf scent... "
If a wolf is gonna get me i wanna be too d*unk to feel it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A howl from the hills is heard echoing through the village...
Holy shit balls what was that??? Where's safe to take cover?
I'm still in ye olde tavern if you wanna join me, but be warned I've been drinking two days straight!!
Very quiet in here where is everyone "
Don't mind them, come over and sit down, whats your poison!! POITIN??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"RIP Dubguy...
I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister
Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling "
I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging  |
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"RIP Dubguy...
I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister
Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling
I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging "
I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think we all are rather shaken tonight. Ok so let's have a toast to our 2 fallen villagers. To DD and DubGuy may you now be treated better than our village has the last few days
To you both xx |
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... and I see all the wolves are out with their faux sympathy for the innocent Dubguy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"RIP Dubguy...
I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister
Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling
I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging
I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ... "
Just remember... keep your hands on the mat  |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night  |
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"RIP Dubguy...
I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister
Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling
I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging "
In the tavern you can order whatever you want. Teabagging it is in memory of dubguy and dd |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think we all are rather shaken tonight. Ok so let's have a toast to our 2 fallen villagers. To DD and DubGuy may you now be treated better than our village has the last few days
To you both xx "
Chin chin!! |
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"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night "
It’s far safer in the gigolo Hut miss 3b .. safety in numbers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night "
I might join you. Dubswing wasn't joking when he said he's been drinking all day the ale farts have started. I think I'm probably safer outside |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night
I might join you. Dubswing wasn't joking when he said he's been drinking all day the ale farts have started. I think I'm probably safer outside "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night " Can I join you Miss B? "i promise I don't bite  |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night Can I join you Miss B? "i promise I don't bite "
I dont mind a little nibble  |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night
I might join you. Dubswing wasn't joking when he said he's been drinking all day the ale farts have started. I think I'm probably safer outside "
Oh you're more than welcome to join  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... and I see all the wolves are out with their faux sympathy for the innocent Dubguy "
You mean the ones who lynched them  |
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over a year ago
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"RIP Dubguy...
I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister
Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling
I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging
I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ...
Just remember... keep your hands on the mat "
Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier .... |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night Can I join you Miss B? "i promise I don't bite
I dont mind a little nibble Well a little nibble never hurt anyone.. Did it? We can hide away her safely... Just don't make too much noise!! "
I'll be as quiet as a mouse as long as I don't bite my lip  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be careful who you nibble thats where I met my grisly end, I just wanted a taste |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Barkeep has told me I'm not getting another flagon until I eat someone I MEAN SOME THING!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oooooooh
It’s not too bad on this side!!!
I DID try and warn ye……but ye weren’t listening
And to my grave I taketh the secret of who the furry bastards are
BTW I pissed in 3 flagons of Mead
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"RIP Dubguy...
I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister
Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling
I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging
I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ...
Just remember... keep your hands on the mat
Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier .... "
I'm feeling the cold and that my faux fur gilet your brushing against!!  |
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"RIP Dubguy...
I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister
Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling
I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging
I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ...
Just remember... keep your hands on the mat
Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier .... "
Ok juicy your time is up in the Hut.. you need to sort out that hair.. it grows fast ..  |
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"Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight "
Don't make me laugh  |
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Who wants to come robbing milk with me in the morning??  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight
Don't make me laugh "
Well I'm more afraid of your Howl than your laugh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight
Don't make me laugh "
Do you guys even vote?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight
Don't make me laugh
Do you guys even vote? "
*did  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I keep telling you. The barstool is the safest place to be.
You get to people watch and chat up the barmaid...saucy wench she is. And fottie on sky... |
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"Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight
Don't make me laugh
Do you guys even vote? "
Yep, Keanored narrowly missed a justified lynching tonight, but he'll get his comeuppance ... as will you  |
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over a year ago
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"RIP Dubguy...
I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister
Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling
I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging
I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ...
Just remember... keep your hands on the mat
Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier ....
Ok juicy your time is up in the Hut.. you need to sort out that hair.. it grows fast .. "
I know your game ... your a user... you cheap gigolo. Im not taking my faux fur gilet of for anyone especially with your muggy paws  |
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" " did someone else die Pete? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet  |
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Miss3b ... your attendance is required in the GHut  |
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Methinks the wolves have struck yet again
We were here watching Grand Designs, swear!! |
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"RIP Dubguy...
I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister
Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling
I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging
I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ...
Just remember... keep your hands on the mat
Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier ....
Ok juicy your time is up in the Hut.. you need to sort out that hair.. it grows fast ..
I know your game ... your a user... you cheap gigolo. Im not taking my faux fur gilet of for anyone especially with your muggy paws "
Cheap ... you haven’t paid me in weeks no wonder it’s faux Fur.. don’t growl at me...now if you don’t mind ..my attention is required  |
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over a year ago
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"Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight "
I’ve know of cabin across the field.... just have to chance the moon lit open plain... shall we go for. Board games, whiskey and candle light.... get away from the maddening (wolfy) crowd... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I keep telling you. The barstool is the safest place to be.
You get to people watch and chat up the barmaid...saucy wench she is. And fottie on sky..."
The Ghost of DubGuy wanders along the bar, pondering who’s beverage to stir with his ghost penis!!
Eeeeenie meeeenie miny mo!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight
I’ve know of cabin across the field.... just have to chance the moon lit open plain... shall we go for. Board games, whiskey and candle light.... get away from the maddening (wolfy) crowd... "
Quickly, let's go before the howling begins  |
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Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where can I hide? I dont feel safe tonight
I’ve know of cabin across the field.... just have to chance the moon lit open plain... shall we go for. Board games, whiskey and candle light.... get away from the maddening (wolfy) crowd...
Quickly, let's go before the howling begins "
Move quickly and stay low... I’ll watch your back...  |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"Miss3b ... your attendance is required in the GHut "
Oh have I been summoned now, are you trying to breed more wolves  |
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"Miss3b ... your attendance is required in the GHut
Oh have I been summoned now, are you trying to breed more wolves "
Why don’t you come and find out if you’re brave enough  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" did someone else die Pete? "
Is that a sign  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"RIP Dubguy...
I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister
Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling
I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging
I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ...
Just remember... keep your hands on the mat
Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier ....
Ok juicy your time is up in the Hut.. you need to sort out that hair.. it grows fast ..
I know your game ... your a user... you cheap gigolo. Im not taking my faux fur gilet of for anyone especially with your muggy paws
Cheap ... you haven’t paid me in weeks no wonder it’s faux Fur.. don’t growl at me...now if you don’t mind ..my attention is required "
You won’t be paid either. I've had to do all work. You just lay there like a limp lettuce... Your probably exhausted with all the prowling and sniffing you do..
I've had a lucky escape..... Phew!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi "
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi "
Can I come please!! |
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"RIP Dubguy...
I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister
Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling
I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging
I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ...
Just remember... keep your hands on the mat
Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier ....
Ok juicy your time is up in the Hut.. you need to sort out that hair.. it grows fast ..
I know your game ... your a user... you cheap gigolo. Im not taking my faux fur gilet of for anyone especially with your muggy paws
Cheap ... you haven’t paid me in weeks no wonder it’s faux Fur.. don’t growl at me...now if you don’t mind ..my attention is required
You won’t be paid either. I've had to do all work. You just lay there like a limp lettuce... Your probably exhausted with all the prowling and sniffing you do..
I've had a lucky escape..... Phew!! "
I take it a 5star review is out of the question  |
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over a year ago
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Did somebody say something  |
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi
Can I come please!!" looks like we have a little get together going, whose house are we meeting at? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi
Can I come please!! looks like we have a little get together going, whose house are we meeting at? "
Looks like a 3sum to me  |
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi
Can I come please!! looks like we have a little get together going, whose house are we meeting at?
Looks like a 3sum to me "  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi "
As sweetcheeks and I making a break... would it be too bold to suggest 4 makes a party .... and a very solid alibi for all of us... I’ve got the Canadian Club... will help take the edge off. |
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"Did somebody say something "
There are a lot saying something the trick is seeing who is worth listening to as the truth will out |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"RIP Dubguy...
I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister
Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling
I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging
I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ...
Just remember... keep your hands on the mat
Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier ....
Ok juicy your time is up in the Hut.. you need to sort out that hair.. it grows fast ..
I know your game ... your a user... you cheap gigolo. Im not taking my faux fur gilet of for anyone especially with your muggy paws
Cheap ... you haven’t paid me in weeks no wonder it’s faux Fur.. don’t growl at me...now if you don’t mind ..my attention is required
You won’t be paid either. I've had to do all work. You just lay there like a limp lettuce... Your probably exhausted with all the prowling and sniffing you do..
I've had a lucky escape..... Phew!!
I take it a 5star review is out of the question "
Without a 5* review I might stay in the square  |
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over a year ago
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"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night Can I join you Miss B? "i promise I don't bite
I dont mind a little nibble Well a little nibble never hurt anyone.. Did it? We can hide away her safely... Just don't make too much noise!!
I'll be as quiet as a mouse as long as I don't bite my lip " If you bite your lip it could attract wolves... We can hide in the bushes... I will bring a cushion... You can bite down on that...  |
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"RIP Dubguy...
I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister
Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling
I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging
I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ...
Just remember... keep your hands on the mat
Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier ....
Ok juicy your time is up in the Hut.. you need to sort out that hair.. it grows fast ..
I know your game ... your a user... you cheap gigolo. Im not taking my faux fur gilet of for anyone especially with your muggy paws
Cheap ... you haven’t paid me in weeks no wonder it’s faux Fur.. don’t growl at me...now if you don’t mind ..my attention is required
You won’t be paid either. I've had to do all work. You just lay there like a limp lettuce... Your probably exhausted with all the prowling and sniffing you do..
I've had a lucky escape..... Phew!!
I take it a 5star review is out of the question
Without a 5* review I might stay in the square "
I wouldn’t trust those reviews anyway they are only for complainers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"RIP Dubguy...
I'm heading to the local gigglo for a game of Twister
Naked twister in the tavern it is but who will be more comfortable on all fours howling
I'm hoping it's naked twister cause it gives me a chance to do a bit of teabagging
I’ll let you go 1st juicy... and I’ll come behind you ...
Just remember... keep your hands on the mat
Oh Juicy ..Juicy!!! what a hairy back you have ... what’s all that about .. It wasn’t there earlier ....
Ok juicy your time is up in the Hut.. you need to sort out that hair.. it grows fast ..
I know your game ... your a user... you cheap gigolo. Im not taking my faux fur gilet of for anyone especially with your muggy paws
Cheap ... you haven’t paid me in weeks no wonder it’s faux Fur.. don’t growl at me...now if you don’t mind ..my attention is required
You won’t be paid either. I've had to do all work. You just lay there like a limp lettuce... Your probably exhausted with all the prowling and sniffing you do..
I've had a lucky escape..... Phew!!
I take it a 5star review is out of the question
Without a 5* review I might stay in the square "
Wise move miss  |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm going to hide in the village square and see who I can spy all night Can I join you Miss B? "i promise I don't bite
I dont mind a little nibble Well a little nibble never hurt anyone.. Did it? We can hide away her safely... Just don't make too much noise!!
I'll be as quiet as a mouse as long as I don't bite my lip If you bite your lip it could attract wolves... We can hide in the bushes... I will bring a cushion... You can bite down on that... "
Bring 2 just to be sure  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi
As sweetcheeks and I making a break... would it be too bold to suggest 4 makes a party .... and a very solid alibi for all of us... I’ve got the Canadian Club... will help take the edge off. "
Now how could anyone turn down an offer like that! Get your cute arses over here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi
Can I come please!!"
Absolutely hopefully we will all come    |
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" did someone else die Pete?
Is that a sign "
Such sweet innocence ... not  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi
Can I come please!!
Absolutely hopefully we will all come   "
I will bring my game of Twister  |
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" did someone else die Pete?
Is that a sign
Such sweet innocence ... not "
We know what happened the poor innocents |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet "
Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers  |
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over a year ago
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" did someone else die Pete?
Is that a sign
Such sweet innocence ... not
We know what happened the poor innocents "
Up again the wall, one bullet, bangbang |
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi
Can I come please!!
Absolutely hopefully we will all come  
I will bring my game of Twister " what are the rules? Don't want to put my hands in the wrong place  |
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over a year ago
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" did someone else die Pete?
Is that a sign
Such sweet innocence ... not "
You're scary.... |
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over a year ago
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet
Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers "
I'll tuck you in  |
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi
Can I come please!!
Absolutely hopefully we will all come  
I will bring my game of Twister "
Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game  |
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi
Can I come please!!
Absolutely hopefully we will all come  
I will bring my game of Twister what are the rules? Don't want to put my hands in the wrong place "
They aren’t pillows !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi
Can I come please!!
Absolutely hopefully we will all come  
I will bring my game of Twister what are the rules? Don't want to put my hands in the wrong place "
A few drinks... everything is open for negotiation  |
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over a year ago
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet
Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers "
I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company  |
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet
Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers
I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company "
Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady |
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet
Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers
I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company " it's a little crowded at my place but you're more than welcome to keep me company  |
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over a year ago
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet
Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers
I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company
Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady"
why thank you kind Sir  |
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet
Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers
I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company
Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady
why thank you kind Sir "
Kindness to those that deserve it and swift justice when the wolf is outed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi
As sweetcheeks and I making a break... would it be too bold to suggest 4 makes a party .... and a very solid alibi for all of us... I’ve got the Canadian Club... will help take the edge off.
Now how could anyone turn down an offer like that! Get your cute arses over here "
Well sweet cheeks certainly has the lovely arse... I guess I’ll make the best of what I’ve got... |
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over a year ago
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet
Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers
I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company
Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady
why thank you kind Sir " ..
There are a lot of kind Sirs here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi
As sweetcheeks and I making a break... would it be too bold to suggest 4 makes a party .... and a very solid alibi for all of us... I’ve got the Canadian Club... will help take the edge off.
Now how could anyone turn down an offer like that! Get your cute arses over here "
I'm here, now let's party  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi
Can I come please!!
Absolutely hopefully we will all come  
I will bring my game of Twister
Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game "
Hoovering the muck from your paws ...No Doubt!! |
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over a year ago
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi
Can I come please!!
Absolutely hopefully we will all come  
I will bring my game of Twister
Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game
Hoovering the muck from your paws ...No Doubt!!"
Goes off to take a ghostly goo in the hoover bag  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi
Can I come please!!
Absolutely hopefully we will all come  
I will bring my game of Twister
Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game
Hoovering the muck from your paws ...No Doubt!!
Goes off to take a ghostly goo in the hoover bag " ..
Let us know your findings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The lights from the cottage windows recede, all too rapidly, Thick cloud cover prevents the moonlight from illuminating the way ahead. Yet, as his eyes begin to get used to the darkness, the landscape reveals itself in a new light – albeit a shady.
A fox cries, a pheasant crows and the air is full of a heady earthy scent.
When your vision is reduced, your other senses are sharpened. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi
Can I come please!!
Absolutely hopefully we will all come  
I will bring my game of Twister
Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game
Hoovering the muck from your paws ...No Doubt!!
Goes off to take a ghostly goo in the hoover bag ..
Let us know your findings "
Consults handbook for the recently deceased to see IF I can communicate with the living |
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet
Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers
I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company
Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady
why thank you kind Sir ..
There are a lot of kind Sirs here "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet
Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers
I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company
Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady
why thank you kind Sir ..
There are a lot of kind Sirs here
And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to"
The more the merrier  |
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet
Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers
I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company
Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady
why thank you kind Sir ..
There are a lot of kind Sirs here
And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to
The more the merrier "
As long as they aren’t in sheep’s clothing  |
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi
Can I come please!!
Absolutely hopefully we will all come  
I will bring my game of Twister
Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game
Hoovering the muck from your paws ...No Doubt!!
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I knew I should’ve gone for the dyson...  |
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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago
North West, Outer Letterkenny area |
"Oooooooh
It’s not too bad on this side!!!
I DID try and warn ye……but ye weren’t listening
And to my grave I taketh the secret of who the furry bastards are
BTW I pissed in 3 flagons of Mead
" epic words from beyond Dubguy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've lost count, how many people are at my house at the moment? "
Is a bit crowded ... in here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet
Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers
I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company
Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady
why thank you kind Sir ..
There are a lot of kind Sirs here
And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to
The more the merrier
As long as they aren’t in sheep’s clothing "
You can very much see what I wear and its not wool.  |
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Has anyone else noticed that a few villagers aren't posting much on the thread???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've lost count, how many people are at my house at the moment? "
Me, juicy and sweet cheeks anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooooooh
It’s not too bad on this side!!!
I DID try and warn ye……but ye weren’t listening
And to my grave I taketh the secret of who the furry bastards are
BTW I pissed in 3 flagons of Mead
epic words from beyond Dubguy "
Oh there’s more, there’s more  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi
As sweetcheeks and I making a break... would it be too bold to suggest 4 makes a party .... and a very solid alibi for all of us... I’ve got the Canadian Club... will help take the edge off.
Now how could anyone turn down an offer like that! Get your cute arses over here
I'm here, now let's party "
Appears a few parties around the place... but I’m thinking this one with sweet cheeks, woody, pleasure princess and I are getting cosy... with plenty of milk for tea in the morning... good man woody... |
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet
Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers
I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company
Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady
why thank you kind Sir ..
There are a lot of kind Sirs here
And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to
The more the merrier
As long as they aren’t in sheep’s clothing
You can very much see what I wear and its not wool. "
Always dressing for the occasion M’lady and always drawing us closer, can’t resist those eyes of yours |
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"I've lost count, how many people are at my house at the moment?
Me, juicy and sweet cheeks anyway " happy days we can have a few white Russians with all the milk I pillaged this morning  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've lost count, how many people are at my house at the moment?
Me, juicy and sweet cheeks anyway happy days we can have a few white Russians with all the milk I pillaged this morning "
Are you SURE that’s all milk Woody??
I disappeared for a while earlier  |
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi
As sweetcheeks and I making a break... would it be too bold to suggest 4 makes a party .... and a very solid alibi for all of us... I’ve got the Canadian Club... will help take the edge off.
Now how could anyone turn down an offer like that! Get your cute arses over here
I'm here, now let's party
Appears a few parties around the place... but I’m thinking this one with sweet cheeks, woody, pleasure princess and I are getting cosy... with plenty of milk for tea in the morning... good man woody... " there's strength in numbers, plus we now all have an alibi  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet
Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers
I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company
Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady
why thank you kind Sir ..
There are a lot of kind Sirs here
And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to
The more the merrier
As long as they aren’t in sheep’s clothing
You can very much see what I wear and its not wool.
Always dressing for the occasion M’lady and always drawing us closer, can’t resist those eyes of yours" ...
And when I look at you I think oh what big teeth you have.... |
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"I've lost count, how many people are at my house at the moment?
Me, juicy and sweet cheeks anyway happy days we can have a few white Russians with all the milk I pillaged this morning
Are you SURE that’s all milk Woody??
I disappeared for a while earlier " I did think the milk was a bit lumpy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet
Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers
I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company
Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady
why thank you kind Sir ..
There are a lot of kind Sirs here
And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to
The more the merrier
As long as they aren’t in sheep’s clothing
You can very much see what I wear and its not wool.
Always dressing for the occasion M’lady and always drawing us closer, can’t resist those eyes of yours...
And when I look at you I think oh what big teeth you have...."
Can I ask . Are they your own ?. |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
north down |
"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi
Can I come please!!
Absolutely hopefully we will all come  
I will bring my game of Twister
Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game
Hoovering the muck from your paws ...No Doubt!!
Goes off to take a ghostly goo in the hoover bag
I knew I should’ve gone for the dyson... "
Hetty is far better at suction  |
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet
Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers
I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company
Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady
why thank you kind Sir ..
There are a lot of kind Sirs here
And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to
The more the merrier
As long as they aren’t in sheep’s clothing
You can very much see what I wear and its not wool.
Always dressing for the occasion M’lady and always drawing us closer, can’t resist those eyes of yours...
And when I look at you I think oh what big teeth you have...."
The teeth aren’t big but my innocent smile shows them off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet
Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers
I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company
Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady
why thank you kind Sir
Kindness to those that deserve it and swift justice when the wolf is outed "
Sean we are requested to join the party over with Woody I believe in safety in numbers  |
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"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi
Can I come please!!
Absolutely hopefully we will all come  
I will bring my game of Twister
Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game
Hoovering the muck from your paws ...No Doubt!!
Goes off to take a ghostly goo in the hoover bag
I knew I should’ve gone for the dyson...
Hetty is far better at suction "
Would you like to come and show me ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet
Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers
I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company
Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady
why thank you kind Sir ..
There are a lot of kind Sirs here
And luckily a few lady’s to offer at arm to
The more the merrier
As long as they aren’t in sheep’s clothing
You can very much see what I wear and its not wool.
Always dressing for the occasion M’lady and always drawing us closer, can’t resist those eyes of yours...
And when I look at you I think oh what big teeth you have....
The teeth aren’t big but my innocent smile shows them off"
Oh my ... quite magnetic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me, juicy and sweet cheeks anyway happy days we can have a few white Russians with all the milk I pillaged this morning "
White Russians. That was a drink the dude could never quite indulge in....
Russians are good a crying wolf.... |
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"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet
Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers
I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company
Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady
why thank you kind Sir
Kindness to those that deserve it and swift justice when the wolf is outed
Sean we are requested to join the party over with Woody I believe in safety in numbers "
There’s safety in numbers or rounding up pray. The right company is always important. I’ll sort my brave steed first |
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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago
north down |
"Any of you ladies want to spend the night? We can give each other an alibi
Ohh count me in? Anyone else want to join twos company threes a solid alibi
Can I come please!!
Absolutely hopefully we will all come  
I will bring my game of Twister
Be careful lads .. I’m still hoovering up after the last game
Hoovering the muck from your paws ...No Doubt!!
Goes off to take a ghostly goo in the hoover bag
I knew I should’ve gone for the dyson...
Hetty is far better at suction
Would you like to come and show me ... "
I appear to have lost my cushions and company and its getting cold and eerie out here alone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me, juicy and sweet cheeks anyway happy days we can have a few white Russians with all the milk I pillaged this morning
White Russians. That was a drink the dude could never quite indulge in....
Russians are good a crying wolf.... "
And how might you have this wolf knowledge  |
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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago
North West, Outer Letterkenny area |
"Can I come out of my hiding place in the tavern... Not sure if the owner has forgiven me yet
Your in the dog house for sure.. or maybe you’d be happier in a wolf house.. with your own kind... anyway... I’m catching some early Zzzz so be good and don’t trash my tavern now.. ye can peep in on me anytime for any disbelievers
I can now dispose of the wench outfit and find a new home.... anyone out their in need of company
Company such as yours is always welcome M’lady
why thank you kind Sir
Kindness to those that deserve it and swift justice when the wolf is outed
Sean we are requested to join the party over with Woody I believe in safety in numbers " safety in numbers sounds very much like a pack. And an Alibi. I will be walking the perimeters alone with my pistol out  |
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