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Werewolf - Game Thread III

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

ACTIVE VILLAGERS:

Seanbelfast

Fab_lovers2019

Woody500

Scarlett Sa Leaba

Devinedestiny

BelfastD

Dubguy40

Pleasureprincess2021

Keanored

Geralt80

S1ren

Crazy-Cpl

Miss3B

Sweet Cheeks1000

LadyPleaser19

Juicy J66

HandsOnFun4Us

Dubswing321

Caz Murray

Countryguy2020

The_ofusplus

Havana_oh_na_na

Ulsterfry

Inquisitive Lady

Sexybuoy

White Witch

CuriousVoyeur

DublinGirl92

.Sparkie.

Cherry...

Kaizer Thunderkiss

FozzyOClock

TheTantrix

Tmountie

JB 4099

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great work

Bravo

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

Hope we don’t lose anyone between threads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think we’re safe til sun up

But we’re losing someone by then

In event it’s me I bequeath my hut and my mead stash to ………….

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By *avana_oh_na_naWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"I think we’re safe til sun up

But we’re losing someone by then

In event it’s me I bequeath my hut and my mead stash to …………."

Me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think we’re safe til sun up

But we’re losing someone by then

In event it’s me I bequeath my hut and my mead stash to …………."

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

Hmmm... you two ladies were very late in this evening... and we’ve no idea where you were and what you were up to

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By *B 4099Man over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

"Hmmm... you two ladies were very late in this evening... and we’ve no idea where you were and what you were up to

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If there are two, it may be the start of a pack. A pack of Fabbers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmmm... you two ladies were very late in this evening... and we’ve no idea where you were and what you were up to

I got lost in the woods searching for wood that I was promised

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Hmmm... you two ladies were very late in this evening... and we’ve no idea where you were and what you were up to

If there are two, it may be the start of a pack. A pack of Fabbers

What’s more dangerous .. pack of wolves.. or pack of lady fabbers

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Hmmm... you two ladies were very late in this evening... and we’ve no idea where you were and what you were up to

I got lost in the woods searching for wood that I was promised

A promise must never be broken

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By *razy-CplCouple over a year ago

and surrounding areas

We are still here in the pub

Mrs crazy

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By *avana_oh_na_naWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"Hmmm... you two ladies were very late in this evening... and we’ve no idea where you were and what you were up to

I was home, thinking about all the huffing and puffing and blowing thatll happen if we dont sort this wolf problem out once and for all!

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

Is everyone still in the pub?

Has anyone disappeared without any notice

I’m shaking under my bed now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How deep onto the wood did you go... I mean into the wood...

Would certainly choose to face down the fab femme fatale pack... here in Fabonia seems a safer bet for the night.

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By *B 4099Man over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

"Hmmm... you two ladies were very late in this evening... and we’ve no idea where you were and what you were up to

If there are two, it may be the start of a pack. A pack of Fabbers

What’s more dangerous .. pack of wolves.. or pack of lady fabbers

"
a question for the ages. The answer is written on a cave wall in County Clare circa 6000 BC. prophesied by a goat.

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By *herry...Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

I'm having an early night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm having an early night

Where are you slipping off to....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm having an early night

Slipping into something a bit MORE hairy are we??

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By *herry...Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"I'm having an early night

Slipping into something a bit MORE hairy are we?? "

Something hairy might be slipping into me

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Hmmm... you two ladies were very late in this evening... and we’ve no idea where you were and what you were up to

I was home, thinking about all the huffing and puffing and blowing thatll happen if we dont sort this wolf problem out once and for all!

Hope you didn’t end up .. blowing your house down....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive the fire stoked, the doors and windows locked and tucked up warm in bed. The only way in is via the chimney and if the werewolf wants to try it they will get more than their fur singed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just wondering if any of my fellows villagers is into biting. Will have to do some research into that

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By *avana_oh_na_naWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"Hmmm... you two ladies were very late in this evening... and we’ve no idea where you were and what you were up to

I was home, thinking about all the huffing and puffing and blowing thatll happen if we dont sort this wolf problem out once and for all!

Hope you didn’t end up .. blowing your house down....

I, a helpless villager, could never do such a thing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m just gonna pass out here with this barrel of Mead

If I don’t see the morning Inquisitive has the right to my hut and Mead stash

And I hope I give you indigestion ManBeast

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By *B 4099Man over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

"Hmmm... you two ladies were very late in this evening... and we’ve no idea where you were and what you were up to

I was home, thinking about all the huffing and puffing and blowing thatll happen if we dont sort this wolf problem out once and for all!

Hope you didn’t end up .. blowing your house down....

I, a helpless villager, could never do such a thing!"
strokes beard , tips hat low , stikes a match off stubble to light a cigar and ponders the use of the word "helpless", Havana doth protest too much

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Hmmm... you two ladies were very late in this evening... and we’ve no idea where you were and what you were up to

I was home, thinking about all the huffing and puffing and blowing thatll happen if we dont sort this wolf problem out once and for all!

Hope you didn’t end up .. blowing your house down....

I, a helpless villager, could never do such a thing! strokes beard , tips hat low , stikes a match off stubble to light a cigar and ponders the use of the word "helpless", Havana doth protest too much

Have to agree JB... although it’s gone eerily quiet... perfect time to be hunted ... hope we all see it through the night unscathed

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By *oody500Man over a year ago

Bray

Time for bed I think, silver bullet close at hand

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By *B 4099Man over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

"Hmmm... you two ladies were very late in this evening... and we’ve no idea where you were and what you were up to

I was home, thinking about all the huffing and puffing and blowing thatll happen if we dont sort this wolf problem out once and for all!

Hope you didn’t end up .. blowing your house down....

Have to agree JB... although it’s gone eerily quiet... perfect time to be hunted ... hope we all see it through the night unscathed

"
we will be fine. I travelled with a wise old Outlaw called Chuck Norris, he wasn't afraid of the night, the night was afraid of him. He taught me the ways. Only bumps in the night are happy bumps.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh so quiet........

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Oh so quiet........ "

Shshshhhhh shshshhhhh

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"Oh so quiet........

Shshshhhhh shshshhhhh

Now that songs stuck in my head .... beats hungry like the wolf mind lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh so quiet........

Shshshhhhh shshshhhhh

Now that songs stuck in my head .... beats hungry like the wolf mind lol "

A bit of Bjork

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By *oody500Man over a year ago

Bray

You hear him howling around your kitchen door, better not let him in

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Oh so quiet........

Shshshhhhh shshshhhhh

Now that songs stuck in my head .... beats hungry like the wolf mind lol "

How Hungry did you say you are ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm ravenous....

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By *oody500Man over a year ago

Bray

Now I'm hungry too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now I'm really scared

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

All these hungry wolves out now

I’m hiding and hoping for the best

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By *oody500Man over a year ago

Bray

You do realise while we're all chatting here the wolves are busy picking their first victim

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"I'm ravenous....

You should eat then

would you be a carnivore... or one of those new vegan types ...

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"You do realise while we're all chatting here the wolves are busy picking their first victim

Let’s just remember who’s here now .. for when we’re voting tomorrow ...

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

I’m prowling around but no one seems to out late

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm ravenous....

You should eat then

would you be a carnivore... or one of those new vegan types ...

I could murder a big HOT dog at the minute

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"I’m prowling around but no one seems to out late "

We all hiding from you Mr wolf in the tavern

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"All these hungry wolves out now

I’m hiding and hoping for the best"

Under your bed looks cozy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m prowling around but no one seems to out late "

Come and take respite in my cafe

I've got some Jameson to make the coffees Irish and I'm quite the hospitable hostess

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"I'm ravenous....

You should eat then

would you be a carnivore... or one of those new vegan types ...

I could murder a big HOT dog at the minute

Note to self...” Juicy likes her meat ... Hot .. and doesn’t mind if she kills it ..”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m prowling around but no one seems to out late

Come and take respite in my cafe

I've got some Jameson to make the coffees Irish and I'm quite the hospitable hostess

Got anything tasty on the menu for me ... something I can get my teeth into

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

"I’m prowling around but no one seems to out late

We all hiding from you Mr wolf in the tavern "

All these sheepskin coats

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm ravenous....

You should eat then

would you be a carnivore... or one of those new vegan types ...

I could murder a big HOT dog at the minute

Note to self...” Juicy likes her meat ... Hot .. and doesn’t mind if she kills it ..”

Just speaking literally...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m prowling around but no one seems to out late

Come and take respite in my cafe

I've got some Jameson to make the coffees Irish and I'm quite the hospitable hostess

"
Are you doing those wolf cheeseburgers with chips and a for €10? I'd murder one of them right now!

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By *B 4099Man over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

"I’m prowling around but no one seems to out late

Come and take respite in my cafe

I've got some Jameson to make the coffees Irish and I'm quite the hospitable hostess

"
You never said "I don't bite".

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

"I’m prowling around but no one seems to out late

Come and take respite in my cafe

I've got some Jameson to make the coffees Irish and I'm quite the hospitable hostess

You had me at come and take respite, the Jameson was a bonus and I’m in need of shelter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So many still awake here.....

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

"So many still awake here....."

You would always be safe M’lady

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"So many still awake here....."

If you’re awake... you’re still alive ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Safe and alive till when

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Safe and alive till when

Depends who des the nibbling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone seen my red Cape

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Anyone seen my red Cape

What big eyes you have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone seen my red Cape

What big eyes you have"

Its the glasses I'm wearing. Can't see in the dark

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Anyone seen my red Cape

What big eyes you have

Its the glasses I'm wearing. Can't see in the dark "

Though the moon is out and my what ears

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thought I would do a check in and see all is safe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m prowling around but no one seems to out late

Come and take respite in my cafe

I've got some Jameson to make the coffees Irish and I'm quite the hospitable hostess

Are you doing those wolf cheeseburgers with chips and a for €10? I'd murder one of them right now!

Got some baby back ribs slow cooking in the even

Come join me for a glass of rum and some speculation x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m prowling around but no one seems to out late

Come and take respite in my cafe

I've got some Jameson to make the coffees Irish and I'm quite the hospitable hostess

You never said "I don't bite".

I don't unless you ask me too xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone seen my red Cape

What big eyes you have

Its the glasses I'm wearing. Can't see in the dark

Though the moon is out and my what ears "

The moon where?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m prowling around but no one seems to out late

Come and take respite in my cafe

I've got some Jameson to make the coffees Irish and I'm quite the hospitable hostess

You had me at come and take respite, the Jameson was a bonus and I’m in need of shelter "

You my love can shelter in my private quarters upstairs XXX

Special attention given to my new VIP guest xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Safe and alive till when

Depends who des the nibbling "

Or big chunky bites

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Thought I would do a check in and see all is safe

Who would harm an innocent like you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought I would do a check in and see all is safe

So far we are alive.

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Anyone seen my red Cape

Not sure ... what we’re you wearing underneath

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

"I’m prowling around but no one seems to out late

Come and take respite in my cafe

I've got some Jameson to make the coffees Irish and I'm quite the hospitable hostess

You had me at come and take respite, the Jameson was a bonus and I’m in need of shelter

You my love can shelter in my private quarters upstairs XXX

Special attention given to my new VIP guest xxx"

Is that hat grandmas mmmmm

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Safe and alive till when

Depends who des the nibbling

Or big chunky bites

I mark easily

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Safe and alive till when

Depends who des the nibbling

Or big chunky bites

I mark easily "

I scare easier

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Safe and alive till when

Depends who des the nibbling

Or big chunky bites

I mark easily

I scare easier

I’ll not frighten you if you don’t bite too hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Safe and alive till when

Depends who des the nibbling

Or big chunky bites

I mark easily

I scare easier

I’ll not frighten you if you don’t bite too hard"

I am a gentle lady who doesn't bite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought I would do a check in and see all is safe

Who would harm an innocent like you

Maybe a wolf

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Safe and alive till when

Depends who des the nibbling

Or big chunky bites

I mark easily

I scare easier

I’ll not frighten you if you don’t bite too hard

I am a gentle lady who doesn't bite

Looking into those big eyes of yours I’d hoped for a lot more

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Thought I would do a check in and see all is safe

Who would harm an innocent like you

Maybe a wolf "

Is that Duran Duran I hear in the background

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Safe and alive till when

Depends who des the nibbling

Or big chunky bites

I mark easily

I scare easier

I’ll not frighten you if you don’t bite too hard

I am a gentle lady who doesn't bite

Looking into those big eyes of yours I’d hoped for a lot more "

My eyes look big from fear..

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Safe and alive till when

Depends who des the nibbling

Or big chunky bites

I mark easily

I scare easier

I’ll not frighten you if you don’t bite too hard

I am a gentle lady who doesn't bite

Looking into those big eyes of yours I’d hoped for a lot more

My eyes look big from fear.."

Come closer and I’ll brush your mane of hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone seen my red Cape

Not sure ... what we’re you wearing underneath

I wan going commando it can get quite warm at night

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Anyone seen my red Cape

Not sure ... what we’re you wearing underneath

I wan going commando it can get quite warm at night "

You won’t need your cape back so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone seen my red Cape

Not sure ... what we’re you wearing underneath

I wan going commando it can get quite warm at night

You won’t need your cape back so

Red looks good on you

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Anyone seen my red Cape

Not sure ... what we’re you wearing underneath

I wan going commando it can get quite warm at night

You won’t need your cape back so

Red looks good on you

Have you been following me today...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone seen my red Cape

Not sure ... what we’re you wearing underneath

I wan going commando it can get quite warm at night

You won’t need your cape back so

Red looks good on you

Have you been following me today...

I'm keeping a close eye on you

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Anyone seen my red Cape

Not sure ... what we’re you wearing underneath

I wan going commando it can get quite warm at night

You won’t need your cape back so

Red looks good on you

Have you been following me today...

I'm keeping a close eye on you

Stalking me like a wolf....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone seen my red Cape

Not sure ... what we’re you wearing underneath

I wan going commando it can get quite warm at night

You won’t need your cape back so

Red looks good on you

Have you been following me today...

I'm keeping a close eye on you

Stalking me like a wolf....

Just watching your suspicious activity

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m hungry...

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

"I’m hungry..."

Come on in for something to eat little girl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m hungry...

Come on in for something to eat little girl

Oh it’s a little dark in here I say as my hand fumbles along the wall looking for a switch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh my head hurts!!! That was some goooood mead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jesus, I'm dying!!! Is everyone still alive!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s still dark in the inn

But the floor feels slippy

Anyone able to light the lamps??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m hungry..."

Hungry like a wolf

Anyone fancy a breakfast roll?

I'm nipping down to the ye olde centra shop...

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By *iss3BWoman over a year ago

north down

"It’s still dark in the inn

But the floor feels slippy

Anyone able to light the lamps??"

Did you pee against the bar again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone fancy a breakfast roll?

I'm nipping down to the ye olde centra shop..."

I’d devour a breakfast roll. Good call. Drop one to the back door of the inn.... I’ll pick it up on the way out. Cheers.

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By *1n_eaterMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Hmmmm I think it could be a pack of ladies wolfs amongst us....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely she wolves out there stalking us townsmen. Tough time to be a guy.... live every day like it’s your last....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could have been my last and I don’t even know it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m hungry...

Hungry like a wolf

Anyone fancy a breakfast roll?

I'm nipping down to the ye olde centra shop..."

Yes please, I do be famished after waking from turning back from a werewolf!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The sun rises and shines down upon the village of Fabonia as it's people wake and, just for a moment, forget the terror of yesterday as they prepare for a new day

Woody500, the village milk thief, is up early to steal as many bottles as he can before his fellow Fabonians stray past their own door. He had been living well the past few days as numerous Fabonians had gone quiet and didn't appear to leave their house.

Suddenly, a loud shatter of glass is heard that pierces the morning's optimism. Standing lifeless and as white as the milk he had just dropped is Woody500.

Inquisitive Lady rushes to her door to find him stood there, shaking like a shitting dog.

"I knew it was you, you wee skitter. Have you been the one knicking my underwear too?!"

Frustrated at his perceived ignoring of her questions she demands to know what he is looking at...as he slowly raises his arm to point out to the field, owned by farmer HandsOnFun4Us. There lay the figure...of a body.

The villagers soon flooded out to see what was happening as they gathered in the field. As they drew nearer the dread of what they knew they'd discover set in...

As they drew ever nearer, with caution, they could hear a faint whimper... "They're alive!" exclaims Geralt80 as he pulls a Hasselhoff, rips his Spiderman onesie off and runs slow-mo across the field

There he discovers that the figure laying there is his neighbour, Devinedestiny. She had been missing for days but as her milk bottles weren't stacking up everyone thought she was fine and her bones were stronger than ever. The problem was that they were...but most of them lay 20 feet from the rest of her.

As she lay weak, not long from succumbing to the deadly attack she suffered at the claws of the creature, she asked Geralt80 "come closer..."

With tears in his eyes he leans in asking "What is it Double D?"

".... A... A... Andrew Ridgeley was way better"

With that she passed peacefully away in his arms as he carried her back to the village. The rest of whom pay their respects as they pass by and lay shaken to their very core, frozen, as to what they've just seen.

"Jaysus, what's with all the miserable faces, did someone die or something?!" says Dubguy40 as he slept in and missed the whole thing....or did he?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

VILLAGERS:

Seanbelfast

Fab_lovers2019

Woody500

Scarlett Sa Leaba

Devinedestiny

BelfastD

Dubguy40

Pleasureprincess2021

Keanored

Geralt80

S1ren

Crazy-Cpl

Miss3B

Sweet Cheeks1000

LadyPleaser19

Juicy J66

HandsOnFun4Us

Dubswing321

Caz Murray

Countryguy2020

The_ofusplus

Havana_oh_na_na

Ulsterfry

Inquisitive Lady

Sexybuoy

White Witch

CuriousVoyeur

DublinGirl92

.Sparkie.

Cherry...

Kaizer Thunderkiss

FozzyOClock

TheTantrix

Tmountie

JB 4099

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhhhhhhhh

Someone DID die!!

Hey which one of you bastards stole her red cape………..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crikey I didn't last long ah well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crikey I didn't last long ah well "

You’ll be missed

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

Damn you wolves, now I’ll never prove her wrong. And I wasted a good onesie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Devine you will be missed. We'll raise a glass of mead to you at your wake.

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

[Removed by poster at 04/03/21 08:32:40]

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Crikey I didn't last long ah well "

Can’t believe it I didn’t think anyone was going until later today. Can’t believe it’s you and we were to share a flake

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By *ublinGirl92Woman over a year ago

Hell

Listen, I know I disappear early every night and reappear in the morning. But it's just because I have a weird sleeping pattern. I am definitely NOT a werewolf.

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Listen, I know I disappear early every night and reappear in the morning. But it's just because I have a weird sleeping pattern. I am definitely NOT a werewolf.

I’m off to work during the so it’s mostly the evenings for me but when I was in the tavern I thought we were all safe

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Ohhhhhhhhh

Someone DID die!!

Hey which one of you bastards stole her red cape……….."

I wouldn’t say stole.... more.. finders keepers... hey we all knew DD liked roaming nude...

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Listen, I know I disappear early every night and reappear in the morning. But it's just because I have a weird sleeping pattern. I am definitely NOT a werewolf.

Ahh that’s ok ... can you send in a doctors note please..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

DD...RIP.

Now where's the Coco Pops...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crikey I didn't last long ah well

Can’t believe it I didn’t think anyone was going until later today. Can’t believe it’s you and we were to share a flake

Either did I. But I'm consoling myself with a flake while I'm naked in bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

good morning all, what did I miss?

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By *oody500Man over a year ago

Bray

Rip DD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning Fabonians. Oh dear god we've had another attack. We need a town meeting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning fellow villagers... Just reading the news.

Rip DD

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

We need to build a wall, we’ll get the wolves to pay for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh no, DD

Damn you wolves!

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

And Wham! Just like that, DD is taken from us in her prime

Would it be bad if I admitted I still want to have my way with her as she lays in her front room

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Good morning Fabonians. Oh dear god we've had another attack. We need a town meeting

We need an order from lovehoney as they are doing a special on their silver bullet

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"And Wham! Just like that, DD is taken from us in her prime

Would it be bad if I admitted I still want to have my way with her as she lays in her front room

Don’t mention Wham, I’m still bitter about her final words

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And Wham! Just like that, DD is taken from us in her prime

Would it be bad if I admitted I still want to have my way with her as she lays in her front room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning Fabonians. Oh dear god we've had another attack. We need a town meeting

We need an order from lovehoney as they are doing a special on their silver bullet "

We have to do something

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there anything to be said for a drop of Mead while we think??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crikey I didn't last long ah well

Can’t believe it I didn’t think anyone was going until later today. Can’t believe it’s you and we were to share a flake

Either did I. But I'm consoling myself with a flake while I'm naked in bed "
oh no.. Just reading that you are gone DD

a good woman gone

hope the flake cheers you up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll start to sharpen our pitch forks for later, time to get these wolves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who is still asleep. Is it because they've been hunting DD all night??

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Who is still asleep. Is it because they've been hunting DD all night?? "

I was busy with your mane

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Who is still asleep. Is it because they've been hunting DD all night?? "

Definitely time to narrow down the late sleepers... and the ones that can’t remember last night .. and the ones that are ravenous and hungry all,the time... it’s a sure sign of a wild animal ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OMG!!.. .

RIP DD... can't believe your gone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crikey I didn't last long ah well "

RIP DD... the games begin again...

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"OMG!!.. .

RIP DD... can't believe your gone

Juicy ...Is that DD,s cape you’re wearing !!! ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who is still asleep. Is it because they've been hunting DD all night??

Definitely time to narrow down the late sleepers... and the ones that can’t remember last night .. and the ones that are ravenous and hungry all,the time... it’s a sure sign of a wild animal ...

Yeah... Where were you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OMG!!.. .

RIP DD... can't believe your gone

Juicy ...Is that DD,s cape you’re wearing !!! ... "

No... her's had buttons ...mines a zipper!!

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

Andrew Ridgeley was cuter anyway.

RIP DD

Why did Kaizer get a rose beside his name?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sad and Gruesome end DD, RIP

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Who is still asleep. Is it because they've been hunting DD all night??

Definitely time to narrow down the late sleepers... and the ones that can’t remember last night .. and the ones that are ravenous and hungry all,the time... it’s a sure sign of a wild animal ...

Yeah... Where were you

If you don’t remember us last night Juicy ... that’s definitely a sign

... where do you go though... I woke up and you weren’t there...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who is still asleep. Is it because they've been hunting DD all night??

Definitely time to narrow down the late sleepers... and the ones that can’t remember last night .. and the ones that are ravenous and hungry all,the time... it’s a sure sign of a wild animal ...

Yeah... Where were you

If you don’t remember us last night Juicy ... that’s definitely a sign

... where do you go though... I woke up and you weren’t there...

I left afterwards.. you were making noises. I didn't know if you were stirring again or was the change happening... I bolted

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Who is still asleep. Is it because they've been hunting DD all night??

Definitely time to narrow down the late sleepers... and the ones that can’t remember last night .. and the ones that are ravenous and hungry all,the time... it’s a sure sign of a wild animal ...

Yeah... Where were you

If you don’t remember us last night Juicy ... that’s definitely a sign

... where do you go though... I woke up and you weren’t there...

I left afterwards.. you were making noises. I didn't know if you were stirring again or was the change happening... I bolted

I don’t snore Juicy .. nobody has ever complained before ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Andrew Ridgeley was cuter anyway.

RIP DD

Why did Kaizer get a rose beside his name?"

Immunity for 24 hours from having his manbeast sausage eaten

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who is still asleep. Is it because they've been hunting DD all night??

Definitely time to narrow down the late sleepers... and the ones that can’t remember last night .. and the ones that are ravenous and hungry all,the time... it’s a sure sign of a wild animal ...

Yeah... Where were you

If you don’t remember us last night Juicy ... that’s definitely a sign

... where do you go though... I woke up and you weren’t there...

I left afterwards.. you were making noises. I didn't know if you were stirring again or was the change happening... I bolted

I don’t snore Juicy .. nobody has ever complained before ...

In the darkness I felt something hairy touch me...I was afraid to turn around..maybe it was your Teddy bear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kaizer Thunderkiss

Explain the poppy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kaizer Thunderkiss

Explain the poppy?

Cant be eaten by wolves for 24 hours

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By *adyPleaser19Man over a year ago

Dublin

"Who is still asleep. Is it because they've been hunting DD all night??

Definitely time to narrow down the late sleepers... and the ones that can’t remember last night .. and the ones that are ravenous and hungry all,the time... it’s a sure sign of a wild animal ...

Yeah... Where were you

If you don’t remember us last night Juicy ... that’s definitely a sign

... where do you go though... I woke up and you weren’t there...

I left afterwards.. you were making noises. I didn't know if you were stirring again or was the change happening... I bolted

I don’t snore Juicy .. nobody has ever complained before ...

In the darkness I felt something hairy touch me...I was afraid to turn around..maybe it was your Teddy bear

Come over tonight and we will see

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kaizer Thunderkiss

Explain the poppy?

Cant be eaten by wolves for 24 hours

What about Crystal Palace?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kaizer Thunderkiss

Explain the poppy?

Cant be eaten by wolves for 24 hours

Surely wolves don’t eat their own....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who is still asleep. Is it because they've been hunting DD all night??

Definitely time to narrow down the late sleepers... and the ones that can’t remember last night .. and the ones that are ravenous and hungry all,the time... it’s a sure sign of a wild animal ...

Yeah... Where were you

If you don’t remember us last night Juicy ... that’s definitely a sign

... where do you go though... I woke up and you weren’t there...

I left afterwards.. you were making noises. I didn't know if you were stirring again or was the change happening... I bolted

I don’t snore Juicy .. nobody has ever complained before ...

In the darkness I felt something hairy touch me...I was afraid to turn around..maybe it was your Teddy bear

Come over tonight and we will see

I will be there after darkness fall

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"Andrew Ridgeley was cuter anyway.

RIP DD

Why did Kaizer get a rose beside his name?"

Your dead to me now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kaizer Thunderkiss

Explain the poppy?

Cant be eaten by wolves for 24 hours

Surely wolves don’t eat their own...."

From what we have seen they are vicious creatures and would turn on anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kaizer Thunderkiss

Explain the poppy?

Cant be eaten by wolves for 24 hours

Surely wolves don’t eat their own....

From what we have seen they are vicious creatures and would turn on anyone. "

Anyone!!!

We’re in danger!!

Oh and we see dead people

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By *oody500Man over a year ago

Bray

Just before dawn when I was out getting milk I saw a naked female sneaking away through the woods not far from where I found DD...... Her spirit leaving perhaps or perhaps it was one of the wolves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just before dawn when I was out getting milk I saw a naked female sneaking away through the woods not far from where I found DD...... Her spirit leaving perhaps or perhaps it was one of the wolves

Would you recognise her ass if you saw it again??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kaizer Thunderkiss

Explain the poppy?

Cant be eaten by wolves for 24 hours

Surely wolves don’t eat their own....

From what we have seen they are vicious creatures and would turn on anyone.

Anyone!!!

We’re in danger!!

Oh and we see dead people

Who saw DD last night... ? Let’s start narrowing down the suspects

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just before dawn when I was out getting milk I saw a naked female sneaking away through the woods not far from where I found DD...... Her spirit leaving perhaps or perhaps it was one of the wolves

A female... well ladies time to make your excuses...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just before dawn when I was out getting milk I saw a naked female sneaking away through the woods not far from where I found DD...... Her spirit leaving perhaps or perhaps it was one of the wolves

Why would you risk being out in the dark with dangerous werewolves in our village

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just before dawn when I was out getting milk I saw a naked female sneaking away through the woods not far from where I found DD...... Her spirit leaving perhaps or perhaps it was one of the wolves

Not sure I believe everything from the village milk thief...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thought that DD with the tight airwolf tee would have given that monster reason to leave her in alone.... or at least given some more attention prior to apparently removing her bones...

A gruesome turn by these wolves.

Agree...with the good lady there... pitch forks at the ready... suggest camp fires, and a couple of stacks of speakers to bang out the Wham! For a town square party.... have to start sniffing out the hunters and hunted...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think we need to build a new village bar

The Club Tropicana “might” keep the werewolves out!?!?

They don’t like the Wham at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought that DD with the tight airwolf tee would have given that monster reason to leave her in alone.... or at least given some more attention prior to apparently removing her bones...

A gruesome turn by these wolves.

We need a village meeting . We can't lose another person.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think we need to build a new village bar

The Club Tropicana “might” keep the werewolves out!?!?

They don’t like the Wham at all"

Careless Whisper on repeat... slow dancing marathon.... no werewolf could break into that spell.

I’m afraid to say my good inquisitive friend... we’ll lose more before we find out who is duplicitous among us....

Any one in this town able to hack the town broadband supply... see who’s been Googling hair removal, or emergency manicure in fabonia....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought that DD with the tight airwolf tee would have given that monster reason to leave her in alone.... or at least given some more attention prior to apparently removing her bones...

A gruesome turn by these wolves.

We need a village meeting . We can't lose another person. "

Said the big bad wolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Andrew Ridgeley was cuter anyway.

RIP DD

Why did Kaizer get a rose beside his name?"

The wolfsbane

was passed onto him by DublinGirl92, it gives the person immunity from being hunted by the wolves!

He must message me before tomorrow with who he wishes to give it to next.

However, it holds no power to save him from being voted, and lynched, by the villagers today...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Andrew Ridgeley was cuter anyway.

RIP DD

Why did Kaizer get a rose beside his name?

The wolfsbane

was passed onto him by DublinGirl92, it gives the person immunity from being hunted by the wolves!

He must message me before tomorrow with who he wishes to give it to next.

However, it holds no power to save him from being voted, and lynched, by the villagers today..."

Understood Opes

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By *oody500Man over a year ago

Bray

"Just before dawn when I was out getting milk I saw a naked female sneaking away through the woods not far from where I found DD...... Her spirit leaving perhaps or perhaps it was one of the wolves

Would you recognise her ass if you saw it again?? "
I'm searching profiles as we speak to see if anything looks familiar

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By *oody500Man over a year ago

Bray

"Just before dawn when I was out getting milk I saw a naked female sneaking away through the woods not far from where I found DD...... Her spirit leaving perhaps or perhaps it was one of the wolves

Why would you risk being out in the dark with dangerous werewolves in our village

"
what can I say I love milk

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"Andrew Ridgeley was cuter anyway.

RIP DD

Why did Kaizer get a rose beside his name?

The wolfsbane

was passed onto him by DublinGirl92, it gives the person immunity from being hunted by the wolves!

He must message me before tomorrow with who he wishes to give it to next.

However, it holds no power to save him from being voted, and lynched, by the villagers today..."

Can a werewolf hold the wolfbane?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Andrew Ridgeley was cuter anyway.

RIP DD

Why did Kaizer get a rose beside his name?

The wolfsbane

was passed onto him by DublinGirl92, it gives the person immunity from being hunted by the wolves!

He must message me before tomorrow with who he wishes to give it to next.

However, it holds no power to save him from being voted, and lynched, by the villagers today...

Can a werewolf hold the wolfbane?"

That's a real Wolfy question?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Terrible news regarding DD

I did hear some commotion late last night but I just thought it was a pair of frisky villagers wolfing, oh I mean dogging in the woods

Did anyone notice someone in a car, flashing their lights last night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Andrew Ridgeley was cuter anyway.

RIP DD

Why did Kaizer get a rose beside his name?

The wolfsbane

was passed onto him by DublinGirl92, it gives the person immunity from being hunted by the wolves!

He must message me before tomorrow with who he wishes to give it to next.

However, it holds no power to save him from being voted, and lynched, by the villagers today...

Can a werewolf hold the wolfbane?

That's a real Wolfy question?!

Only a wolf would know that’s a wolf question

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the wild wolves constantly chatter in their little wolves way. Very social they are. They can't help it. They are a pack. They just have to chittter chatter with each other...Anything from where's the fresh meat to discounts on Lovehoney, Discount on strapon's last night a LH special. Thanks LH...another way we can get fucked by the Wolves...WTF

Lots of Chatter going on from my barstool last night. But who's the Alpha...Is it a Panther

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