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Hi
This is Pamela reporting for Fab News:
In the News Today:
The Minister for No Fun Ever has brought forward his bill to change 'hump day' to it's new moniker 'No Hump Day'
- Speaking in the House, the Minister for No Fun Ever stated:
"It's not appropriate to refer to the mid week day as 'Hump day' - it's misleading, and, as we all know, any Fun is out of the question"
Opposition Parties have been reported as scoffing at the suggestion, and it's rumoured that they may Table their own bill, to more accurately reflect the situation.
An opposition party member, that didn't want to be identified told Fab News:
"This is just another load of wank, and everyone knows it!"
And now the Weather:
Today will be another damp,dreary as Fok Irish Spring day.
And that's your Fab News.
Pamela reporting. |
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