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Based on the other thread where billionaire Bruce Wayne can buy anything he wants bar a bona-fide Superpower.
Let's have some forum lols 
Bestow any superpower you want to the previous poster.
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"Power of Persuasions " The power to turn everything she touches into skittles | |||
"Power of Persuasions The power to turn everything she touches into skittles " The power to clean a house in seconds | |||
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"Power to be invisible "Time travel | |||
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"Extendable limbs" RB can breath underwater  | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 02/03/21 19:42:01]" When attacked BM will produce a Sheep like coat made of adamantiam which is impervious to any flame, bullet or form of force Baaaaman | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 02/03/21 19:42:01] When attacked BM will produce a Sheep like coat made of adamantiam which is impervious to any flame, bullet or form of force Baaaaman "The ability to rip womens clothes off with a click of your fingers | |||
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"Shape shifter "Shape thrower | |||
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"Can read mens minds " Can do all stuff n things | |||
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"Can read mens minds Can do all stuff n things" Can move objects with his laser eyes | |||
"Can read mens minds Can do all stuff n things Can move objects with his laser eyes " Flight | |||
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"Has the ability to be invisible to beautiful women" Already have that one. Can I get a new one? | |||
"Has the ability to be invisible to beautiful women Already have that one. Can I get a new one?" How about Can steal others superpowers | |||
"Has the ability to be invisible to beautiful women Already have that one. Can I get a new one?" Ability to ice skate where there is no ice. | |||
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"The ability to remain completely silent. " but only in libraries | |||
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"The power to fully remove a sticky label off a product! " To play with Liverpool | |||
"Has the ability to wait years for his team to win the league" That's a gift | |||
"The power to fully remove a sticky label off a product! To play with Liverpool " Can spontaneously set things on fire  | |||
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"Magnetic " Super topping | |||
"Magnetic " Can turn men on with her cleavage | |||
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"Magnetic Can turn men on with her cleavage" Can predict the lotto numbers | |||
"Magnetic Can turn men on with her cleavage Can predict the lotto numbers " Can ask all the right questions | |||
"Magnetic Can turn men on with her cleavage Can predict the lotto numbers Can ask all the right questions "Supersonic speed | |||
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"Has xray vision " Nipples that fire lasers | |||
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"The ability of invisibility " Has nipples that can tune into any police scanner radio frequency | |||
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"The ability to foot his own turf "Light on his feet | |||
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"His boing can mesmorize women " My eyes are up here | |||
"His boing can mesmorize women " carebear the shoots love hearts | |||
"His boing can mesmorize women carebear the shoots love hearts " Skipping without a rope | |||
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"The ability to time travel. " Endless orgasam  | |||
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"The ability to put Figs in Fig Rolls" Can get the creases out of shirts at a rate of 12 per minute and doesn't need to use an iron | |||
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"Sexy lazer eye's makes every women week "One suck of her magical boobies and Big Virg is back to 110% of his powers | |||
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"Can see through windows" McGyver magic - can make a raft with a swiss army knife, baling twine and twigs! | |||
"Can see through windows McGyver magic - can make a raft with a swiss army knife, baling twine and twigs!" Colourful superheroe! | |||
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"The power of pants "Lidl allow him time to pack his bag at the checkout | |||
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"The ability to make copies of himself so they can help him clean or anything he wants them to do" The ability to write and read in mirror image | |||
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"Ability to fuck around corners. " His eyes shoot lasers | |||
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"The ability to turn into a hairball " That's an everyday occurrence
Cherry can teleport herself anywhere | |||
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"Hes a shapeshifter" Both shoot lazers from their nipples | |||
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"he’s already a super hero "Ability to make you cum using a bow-tie | |||
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"Cums gravy but only on Sunday afternoons" He can turn back time | |||
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"She can run a bath" Have the threesome of death!! | |||
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"Laser eyes "The power of boobage The UN want to send Lolly and her peacekeeping boobies to war torn regions | |||
"Laser eyes
The power of boobage
The UN want to send Lolly and her peacekeeping boobies to war torn regions "Insomnia induction | |||
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"Parts waterfalls with his toes " That's a good one
Mr M has the power of whitest whites! | |||
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"Can blow fire from his ass" A robust vindaloo and I can do that | |||
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"Can shoot blue rubber ducks 50 feet "Many thanks for that, i was only managing 25 til now!! | |||
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