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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good morning! How nice of you to offer to do breakfast
I’ll just have a strong mug of (Barry’s) tea please with plenty of milk
And if you can bring it down to bed to me that would be great  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think I spoil my self this morning
Scrabbled eggs and some smoked salmon with brown bread I got yesterday and nice mug of tea "
Good choice coming right up  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"2 sausages 2 rashers.. Omelette with cheese.. Black pudding.. Fried tomatoes.. Slice of toast please"
Of course sir thats quite an appetite you have this morning |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning! How nice of you to offer to do breakfast
I’ll just have a strong mug of (Barry’s) tea please with plenty of milk
And if you can bring it down to bed to me that would be great "
Of course
Any room for a third?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Turkey rashers
Poached eggs
Soda bread
Big coffee
Alternatively I'll take a glass of water and a ride"
I kind of have my hands full here in the kitchen
I might have time for a quickie if that would do? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Homemade pancakes and bacon and a strong coffee please
Sir everything here is homemade, I even crush the coffee beans with mine own arse cheeks
And the milk?"
I milked the cows this morning by hand, got to keep my wrists strong and active helps for flipping the homemade pancakes  |
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By *oo32Man
over a year ago
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"Turkey rashers
Poached eggs
Soda bread
Big coffee
Alternatively I'll take a glass of water and a ride
I kind of have my hands full here in the kitchen
I might have time for a quickie if that would do?"
Shur it'd be perfect |
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"Homemade pancakes and bacon and a strong coffee please
Sir everything here is homemade, I even crush the coffee beans with mine own arse cheeks
And the milk?
I milked the cows this morning by hand, got to keep my wrists strong and active helps for flipping the homemade pancakes "
Excellent, how's your throwing arm? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have a mug of hot tea...no milk or sugar...tea bag in...and what ever your having yourself "
AHH you sweetie thank you so much! I'd gladly sit and have a chat with you but some of these customers are so demanding and those coffee beans won't grind themselves |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good morning Pleasure Princess.
May I please have an Americano with poached eggs on brown toast, twist of black pepper.
Thank you.
PS love your School Uniform x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning Pleasure Princess.
May I please have an Americano with poached eggs on brown toast, twist of black pepper.
Thank you.
PS love your School Uniform x"
Ms Pamela
I'll get right on it seeing as you asked sooo nicely
And thank you for noticing my attire, I must say it's a hit with the customers. Who knew?? |
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Fucking hungry now ,gonna make home made hash browns ,clonakilty sausages ,granby white pudding ,thick Denny smoked rashers followed by American homemade pancakes with Nutella and fresh cream for the kids ,we take Sunday morning breakfast very seriously in this house |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning OP, a piece of you would be nice but since i can't have you, a honey and ginger tea, an avacado, some brazil nuts will do please. "
A bit nuts here in the kitchen at the moment but I'll get it to you asap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a mug of hot tea...no milk or sugar...tea bag in...and what ever your having yourself
AHH you sweetie thank you so much! I'd gladly sit and have a chat with you but some of these customers are so demanding and those coffee beans won't grind themselves "
You look after them first....and then when your done I'll look after you...put your order in now  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fucking hungry now ,gonna make home made hash browns ,clonakilty sausages ,granby white pudding ,thick Denny smoked rashers followed by American homemade pancakes with Nutella and fresh cream for the kids ,we take Sunday morning breakfast very seriously in this house "
You sound like you're a dab hand in the kitchen you couldn't jump in a give me a dig out for 10 minutes? I'll make it worth your while |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have a mug of hot tea...no milk or sugar...tea bag in...and what ever your having yourself
AHH you sweetie thank you so much! I'd gladly sit and have a chat with you but some of these customers are so demanding and those coffee beans won't grind themselves
You look after them first....and then when your done I'll look after you...put your order in now "
Hmm I'll have to have a close look at what's on the menu |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning OP, a piece of you would be nice but since i can't have you, a honey and ginger tea, an avacado, some brazil nuts will do please.
No pineapple?  "
Not for breakfast i willfor lunch xx. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Schoolgirl Cafe!
If you need a hand in the kitchen, I would be willing to take direction, from the Head Girl.
Ha! Schoolgirl & Schoolgurl."
Girl stick an apron on and give me a hand it's Bananas in here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I've a bowl of Coco Pops and a SunnyD?
Sunny d....can ya still get that"
No idea! But I'm reliving a Sunday morn well spent in front of cartoons on the telly box |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Coffee and a Danish for me "
absolutely sir if I can get you anything else please let me know
I have an extra set of hands in the kitchen so that that should free me up a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I've a bowl of Coco Pops and a SunnyD?
Sunny d?? I can do some watered down orange juice for you
Same thing??"
Throw in many a tbsp of sugar and we're good to go 
You're a lady x |
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By *oo32Man
over a year ago
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"Can I've a bowl of Coco Pops and a SunnyD?
Sunny d....can ya still get that
No idea! But I'm reliving a Sunday morn well spent in front of cartoons on the telly box "
As long as ya dont turn yellow from the stuff |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just made my own. Got sick of waiting. Settled on scrambled eggs."
I'm shocked and appalled by this very public statement. I clearly delivered your order of coffee and a croissant earlier to you sir. Would you like to step into my office and make a formal complaint? I'd hate for you to leave a bad review online that kind of thing is very damaging to a small business such as myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just made my own. Got sick of waiting. Settled on scrambled eggs.
I'm shocked and appalled by this very public statement. I clearly delivered your order of coffee and a croissant earlier to you sir. Would you like to step into my office and make a formal complaint? I'd hate for you to leave a bad review online that kind of thing is very damaging to a small business such as myself "
I apologise profusely!! There was no intention to sully your good name!!
If its ok I will step into your office and spend the rest of the day making it up to you?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just made my own. Got sick of waiting. Settled on scrambled eggs.
I'm shocked and appalled by this very public statement. I clearly delivered your order of coffee and a croissant earlier to you sir. Would you like to step into my office and make a formal complaint? I'd hate for you to leave a bad review online that kind of thing is very damaging to a small business such as myself
I apologise profusely!! There was no intention to sully your good name!!
If its ok I will step into your office and spend the rest of the day making it up to you?? "
I should think so! Now where did I leave my do not disturb sign?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just made my own. Got sick of waiting. Settled on scrambled eggs.
I'm shocked and appalled by this very public statement. I clearly delivered your order of coffee and a croissant earlier to you sir. Would you like to step into my office and make a formal complaint? I'd hate for you to leave a bad review online that kind of thing is very damaging to a small business such as myself
I apologise profusely!! There was no intention to sully your good name!!
If its ok I will step into your office and spend the rest of the day making it up to you??
I should think so! Now where did I leave my do not disturb sign??"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"White coffee and a bacon and egg bap"
Oh we have a late riser! Wonder what kept you in the bed so long this morning that you're only getting round to breakfast now
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just made my own. Got sick of waiting. Settled on scrambled eggs.
I'm shocked and appalled by this very public statement. I clearly delivered your order of coffee and a croissant earlier to you sir. Would you like to step into my office and make a formal complaint? I'd hate for you to leave a bad review online that kind of thing is very damaging to a small business such as myself
I apologise profusely!! There was no intention to sully your good name!!
If its ok I will step into your office and spend the rest of the day making it up to you??
I should think so! Now where did I leave my do not disturb sign??
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You just lie back now while I have lunch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just made my own. Got sick of waiting. Settled on scrambled eggs.
I'm shocked and appalled by this very public statement. I clearly delivered your order of coffee and a croissant earlier to you sir. Would you like to step into my office and make a formal complaint? I'd hate for you to leave a bad review online that kind of thing is very damaging to a small business such as myself
I apologise profusely!! There was no intention to sully your good name!!
If its ok I will step into your office and spend the rest of the day making it up to you??
I should think so! Now where did I leave my do not disturb sign??
You just lie back now while I have lunch "
I'd better leave here with a smile on my face otherwise you'll have to listen to me complaining |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just made my own. Got sick of waiting. Settled on scrambled eggs.
I'm shocked and appalled by this very public statement. I clearly delivered your order of coffee and a croissant earlier to you sir. Would you like to step into my office and make a formal complaint? I'd hate for you to leave a bad review online that kind of thing is very damaging to a small business such as myself
I apologise profusely!! There was no intention to sully your good name!!
If its ok I will step into your office and spend the rest of the day making it up to you??
I should think so! Now where did I leave my do not disturb sign??
You just lie back now while I have lunch
I'd better leave here with a smile on my face otherwise you'll have to listen to me complaining "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a mug of hot tea...no milk or sugar...tea bag in...and what ever your having yourself
AHH you sweetie thank you so much! I'd gladly sit and have a chat with you but some of these customers are so demanding and those coffee beans won't grind themselves
You look after them first....and then when your done I'll look after you...put your order in now
Hmm I'll have to have a close look at what's on the menu "
An extensive menu...no order too big |
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"White coffee and a bacon and egg bap
Oh we have a late riser! Wonder what kept you in the bed so long this morning that you're only getting round to breakfast now
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Just choking the chicken a few times  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"White coffee and a bacon and egg bap
Oh we have a late riser! Wonder what kept you in the bed so long this morning that you're only getting round to breakfast now
Just choking the chicken a few times "
Is that what that awful racket was earlier? |
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