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By *og-Man OP   Man  over a year ago

somewhere

If I have another one I won't be able to walk afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have a Galway hooker please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

May I push your stool in??

Yea I went there

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By *uriousVoyeurMan  over a year ago

Northside

When you're ready, I'll have a large one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lets finish up to Amhrán na bhFiann

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman  over a year ago

in the waves

Oops, that's going to leave a stain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have a blowjob please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Take it easy or you will regret it in the morning!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think you've had enough for tonight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Throw some sand on it

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By *adtocumbackMan  over a year ago

Dublin

Fancy another round

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By *og-Man OP   Man  over a year ago

somewhere

After this long without...you're going to have to clean your pipes out first

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you want a cucumber in it..?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Think I followed thru

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Time for a good all day session

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By *arajeanCouple  over a year ago

mayo

Make that a double

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Black Bush please

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Get that down ya

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can have a nibble from my bag of nuts

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By *ohng69Man  over a year ago

athenry

I'm only here for a quick one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Last one before i go home to me wife

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Does that taste nice and creamy?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has My Dad been in?

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By *andytownMan  over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"bottoms up"

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman  over a year ago

My town

Same again please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That's an impressive top shelf.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is that your stool?

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By *oserMan  over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Want to taste my creamy head?

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By *og-Man OP   Man  over a year ago

somewhere

Who's eating Scampi Fries

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't scrape the head!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

DOWN THE HATCH!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get that into ya!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ahhhh... That's mighty so it is..

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By *rianSthDubMan  over a year ago

dun laoghaire

I'll have a "slow comfortable screw up against the wall " please..

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman  over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Had there been many in tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nice head

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Give us a shot.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Last one before i go home to me wife "

LOL!!!! I laughed out loud here ... sorry!!!

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

There's nobody here but me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I borrow a cloth? Iv a bit of spillage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Same again?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who's round next

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There is lipstick on my rim!!!

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By *xperimental CoupleCouple  over a year ago

Fab

May I push your stool in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"May I push your stool in "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh fuck!

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By *ippBiManMan  over a year ago

Sth Tipp

Fill me up again,please

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By *og-Man OP   Man  over a year ago

somewhere

Before I get one in I need to go in and drain the spuds

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fill me up again,please "

Full him up, that butt...

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By *ysteryman2009Man  over a year ago

Ireland

Now your sucking diesel

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By *ippBiManMan  over a year ago

Sth Tipp

I'd say you'd fit another bit in there

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By *uff the Boner!Man  over a year ago

SWANSEA

That first one went down quick!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh that hit the spot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you fancy a sex on the beach or a Harvey wallbanger?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never again!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't drink too much of that!!

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By *oserMan  over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Tastes like more

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nice jugs.

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By *oserMan  over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"Nice jugs. "

Indeed

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By *herry...Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere

Ahhh that tastes good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nice jugs. "

How did this one take so long?? Excellent work madame!!

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By *iablo soloWoman  over a year ago

southside

I know your good at pullin but can I pull this one for ya...

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By *iablo soloWoman  over a year ago

southside

Theres cream all on your top lip..

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By *andomCaptainMan  over a year ago

Roscommon

Can you put a head on that.

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By *apt blackMan  over a year ago

Lurgan

I’m not too sure about that chewing gum machine you have in the jacks

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By *uriousVoyeurMan  over a year ago

Northside

Ah go on so,since you're offering!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

May get home soon or the wife will kill me.

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By *oserMan  over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

I said I wanted a black and tan arsehole, not a white Russian

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do I have to wear the mask?

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By *aid backMan  over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Can I push your stool in ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Take a drink of water after and it won't taste so bad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fill me up,

Nice creamy head

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tight squeeze!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She won't be home for another while.

Might as well.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The fish smells good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I remember my grans 93rd birthday here, we all had to take her via the backdoor as she struggled getting in the front- she loved it , best party ever she said

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is there room there for a small fella

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I remember my grans 93rd birthday here, we all had to take her via the backdoor as she struggled getting in the front- she loved it , best party ever she said "

If at 93 she still hasnt figured the back door,she probably never will.

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By *ustin-SiderMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Can we have a lock-in and go all night?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck

The wife's calling

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By *ustin-SiderMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Taxi!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Taxi!!!!"

Mehta times the doors getting locked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just a quick one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oops, that's going to leave a stain "
again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just swallow that down.

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By *o strings but a G-stringMan  over a year ago

city

Who turned the lights on

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast

Fill me up again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I see the cock tail menu

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By *wingme22Man  over a year ago

Galway

I think I have been in here before

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By *anKinkyMan  over a year ago

Carrick on Shannon

Ahh go on ,one for the road

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do love a good Hen Night

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By *ob7Man  over a year ago

Limerick

Give me a large one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That shot spilled down your chin!!

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By *anKinkyMan  over a year ago

Carrick on Shannon

Are you up for another round

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your twist!

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By *anKinkyMan  over a year ago

Carrick on Shannon

Fancy more of the same tomorrow? Super Sunday??

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By *atts n titsCouple  over a year ago

everywhere

One for the road

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By *inx689Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere

One for the road ??

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By *atts n titsCouple  over a year ago

everywhere


"One for the road ??"
Maybe it's a cross road we're both at it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How much do I owe ya love

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooh, horrible after taste off that isn't there?

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By *ustin-SiderMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Is there a condom machine?

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By *ustin-SiderMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Keep the change, you've earned it.

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By *ustin-SiderMan  over a year ago

Belfast

What time is kick out time?

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By *ustin-SiderMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Is it ok to order a takeaway to here?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you over 18?

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By *j69funCouple  over a year ago

kildare

Aren't you a tight fucker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who the fuck are you!?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will you handle a second one?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It didn't take you long to make a small job of that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wud like a bit more head please ????

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By *OHN AND ALEXCouple (MM)  over a year ago

kildare

Who's next

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's ok I know the owner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

10 minutes and then we'll smoke

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By *wingme22Man  over a year ago

Galway

This taste a bit strange, but I like it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh God, it's getting messy in here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Two large ones and some pork scratching

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Would your sister like to join us?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Push them together to make big one

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By *og-Man OP   Man  over a year ago

somewhere


"Push them together to make big one "

Instead of 2m apart

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By *anFromMarsMan  over a year ago

North

3 screaming organism's and 6 slippery nipples please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Push them together to make big one

Instead of 2m apart "

What's a pub?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Tidy up now please, time up, go home"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jeez it smells a bit in here

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By *ublinGirl92Woman  over a year ago

Hell

Get it inta ya Cynthia.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get it inta ya Cynthia."

Cos you’re the girl for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get it inta ya Cynthia.

Cos you’re the girl for me "

Your the onions in me burger, your the sugar in me tea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good girl Sharron, good girl.

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By *kblueeyesCouple  over a year ago

kilkenny

I'll have a quick one before I go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll have a quick one before I go "

No you won't, "fucking Guards outside, must have spotted my car".

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By *wingme22Man  over a year ago

Galway

It's closing time but give it five minutes and come in the back door!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you right there folks please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can you move your head?

The football's on...

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By *oandFroCouple  over a year ago

Limerick

I'm going to regret this on the morning

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