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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't have a name per say i just say pussy or cock in my case. But i remember when my offspring was younger we used have to use names so mine was "Mary" lol. Can't remember what his cock was but all i remember is my offspring asking one day who is "Mary and let's say John" it was funny. We never mentioned it afterwards again we just played it carefully from that day forwards.   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Were supposed to name it 
What you call yours?
Or do just point....
Depends on who im talking to "
You're in the supermarket, and have been accidently struck in the vaginal area by a trolley!
A shop assistant comes over, "Are you okay ma'am?"
Just got a whack in me.... *points south*  |
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"Were supposed to name it
What you call yours?
Or do just point....
Depends on who im talking to
You're in the supermarket, and have been accidently struck in the vaginal area by a trolley!
A shop assistant comes over, "Are you okay ma'am?"
Just got a whack in me crack *points south* "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Were supposed to name it
What you call yours?
Or do just point....
Depends on who im talking to
You're in the supermarket, and have been accidently struck in the vaginal area by a trolley!
A shop assistant comes over, "Are you okay ma'am?"
Just got a whack in me crack *points south* "
That's assuming the lady says "crack" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tuppence, Mimsy, hoo hoo
That's what you call yours?! "
You think if i had a tuppence id be on here making stupid posts, not a chance id be upstairs playing with it now, stuck to the knuckle as they say 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tuppence, Mimsy, hoo hoo
That's what you call yours?!
You think if i had a tuppence id be on here making stupid posts, not a chance id be upstairs playing with it now, stuck to the knuckle as they say
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Foof
Vajayjay
Fandango
Vagine
*disclaimer*
Not during the jiggy
Has it got a split personality...what does it get called during the jiggy jiggy "
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Foof
Vajayjay
Fandango
Vagine
*disclaimer*
Not during the jiggy
Has it got a split personality...what does it get called during the jiggy jiggy
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr "
Fanjita? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Foof
Vajayjay
Fandango
Vagine
*disclaimer*
Not during the jiggy
Has it got a split personality...what does it get called during the jiggy jiggy
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Fanjita? "
Oh I forgot about that one! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Foof
Vajayjay
Fandango
Vagine
*disclaimer*
Not during the jiggy
Has it got a split personality...what does it get called during the jiggy jiggy
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Fanjita?
Oh I forgot about that one!"
Vajayjay rocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ex called it her "muff"
She was very Eastend London.
As in, during a conversation with a market trader:
"Wot yer looking for, luv?"
"An aaatfit for me par'y tonite"
"'Ow abaat this bikini bot'om..?"
"'Ere...u jokin...that won't even cover me Muff!"
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Ex called it her "muff"
She was very Eastend London.
As in, during a conversation with a market trader:
"Wot yer looking for, luv?"
"An aaatfit for me par'y tonite"
"'Ow abaat this bikini bot'om..?"
"'Ere...u jokin...that won't even cover me Muff!"
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https://youtu.be/c1Mu-5HIgvM
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tuppence supposedly comes from the time when you could get a good meal or a prostitute for tuppence.
It later became more common as it was a word that you could use around children.
Much nicer to have a gal whisper "lick my tuppence" or "tickle my mimsy" than some of the other more common words used today.
For the ladies who have had a ton of kids theres always the wizards sleeve or the yawning donkey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Foo foo "
Foo foo seems to come from the same source as fru fru and hoo hoo, all slang for the lady garden.
They all seem to come from the real word froufrou which means fancy trimmings which in turn comes from the French frou-frou which means swish or frill both relating to ladies clothes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Foo foo
Foo foo seems to come from the same source as fru fru and hoo hoo, all slang for the lady garden.
They all seem to come from the real word froufrou which means fancy trimmings which in turn comes from the French frou-frou which means swish or frill both relating to ladies clothes"
I like frufru - best of the lot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Foo foo
Foo foo seems to come from the same source as fru fru and hoo hoo, all slang for the lady garden.
They all seem to come from the real word froufrou which means fancy trimmings which in turn comes from the French frou-frou which means swish or frill both relating to ladies clothes"
I like frufru - best of the lot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about the C word?
....... Clunge 
bit like Flange
Flangular Fever Anthony  "
Is Flangular fever actually a thing? do you catch it or is it the fever you get when youve not had any flange for a while.
If its the latter i think i have it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What about the C word?
....... Clunge
bit like Flange
Flangular Fever Anthony
Is Flangular fever actually a thing? do you catch it or is it the fever you get when youve not had any flange for a while.
If its the latter i think i have it"
Flange depravation will result in severe Flangular Fever!
Its a Fandemic |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What about the C word?
....... Clunge
bit like Flange
Flangular Fever Anthony
Is Flangular fever actually a thing? do you catch it or is it the fever you get when youve not had any flange for a while.
If its the latter i think i have it
Flange depravation will result in severe Flangular Fever!
Its a Fandemic "
Is there any hope for me?
Is there a cure?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What about the C word?
....... Clunge
bit like Flange
Flangular Fever Anthony
Is Flangular fever actually a thing? do you catch it or is it the fever you get when youve not had any flange for a while.
If its the latter i think i have it
Flange depravation will result in severe Flangular Fever!
Its a Fandemic
Is there any hope for me?
Is there a cure? "
Pfizer are working on a solution |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about the C word?
....... Clunge
bit like Flange
Flangular Fever Anthony
Is Flangular fever actually a thing? do you catch it or is it the fever you get when youve not had any flange for a while.
If its the latter i think i have it
Flange depravation will result in severe Flangular Fever!
Its a Fandemic
Is there any hope for me?
Is there a cure?
Pfizer are working on a solution "
Just had a private message from someone selling Flangular Fever vaccinations for £2 a pop.
Or 3 for a Pfizer. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What about the C word?
....... Clunge
bit like Flange
Flangular Fever Anthony
Is Flangular fever actually a thing? do you catch it or is it the fever you get when youve not had any flange for a while.
If its the latter i think i have it
Flange depravation will result in severe Flangular Fever!
Its a Fandemic
Is there any hope for me?
Is there a cure?
Pfizer are working on a solution
Just had a private message from someone selling Flangular Fever vaccinations for £2 a pop.
Or 3 for a Pfizer. "
Sales in some Pfizers other products have taken a hit due to the Fandemic! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kaizer I just realised that you called me Anthony in one of your replies to me.
The only person who has ever called me Anthony was my German teacher at school....
Is that you Sister Mary? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kaizer I just realised that you called me Anthony in one of your replies to me.
The only person who has ever called me Anthony was my German teacher at school....
Is that you Sister Mary?"
A german speaking Nun eh 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Almost peed laughing when my best friend called hers a ‘Penis fly trap’  "
Thats clever!! - although 'Theres Something About Mary' taught us all that a penis trapped in a fly is not funny |
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