40 years ago a family member and his wife went on their first foreign holiday since they had got married 15 years before.
Arriving at their destination in 35 degree heat he went to change into something more suitable but couldn't find any of his clothes in the suitcase. When he asked his missus she said she assumed he had packed his own.
He literally had nothing but the clothes he was wearing.  |
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"40 years ago a family member and his wife went on their first foreign holiday since they had got married 15 years before.
Arriving at their destination in 35 degree heat he went to change into something more suitable but couldn't find any of his clothes in the suitcase. When he asked his missus she said she assumed he had packed his own.
He literally had nothing but the clothes he was wearing. "
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"Since its Monday...
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Doesn't have to be fab related...
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I once shaved my banjo sting off my perineum/ball sack with an electric clippers.
Absolutely sore at the time but nice and smooth now. |
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One of our mates was travelling home from a work trip in LA in December 2016 and is such a bah bumbag during Xmas. He mistakenly left his apartment keys with me in order to check in while he was away.
After seeing similar prank online, me and four mates hatched up a plan to cover his whole apartment with wrapping paper. We started the day before he was due home, got a take away and few beers and spent nearly the whole night going through a couple of hundred metres worth of wrapping paper.
We wrapped his bed, all his clothes hanging up in the wardrobe, all his books, TV, kitchen table, toaster, kettle, every individual item of cutlery and so on hahaha. We bought some items for the fridge, milk, butter etc.and of course wrapped them as well has his car in the underground carpark.. it was hilarious, 6am in the morning and 5 fully grown men giggling to themselves wrapping knives and forks ffs
It was the funniest and most cruel prank I ever pulled. He was unwrapping his own shit for weeks after. He still says every so often that he wakes up in a panic after dreaming that he was stuck in a room unwrapping things  
He hates Xmas even more now for some reason  |
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"One of our mates was travelling home from a work trip in LA in December 2016 and is such a bah bumbag during Xmas. He mistakenly left his apartment keys with me in order to check in while he was away.
After seeing similar prank online, me and four mates hatched up a plan to cover his whole apartment with wrapping paper. We started the day before he was due home, got a take away and few beers and spent nearly the whole night going through a couple of hundred metres worth of wrapping paper.
We wrapped his bed, all his clothes hanging up in the wardrobe, all his books, TV, kitchen table, toaster, kettle, every individual item of cutlery and so on hahaha. We bought some items for the fridge, milk, butter etc.and of course wrapped them as well has his car in the underground carpark.. it was hilarious, 6am in the morning and 5 fully grown men giggling to themselves wrapping knives and forks ffs
It was the funniest and most cruel prank I ever pulled. He was unwrapping his own shit for weeks after. He still says every so often that he wakes up in a panic after dreaming that he was stuck in a room unwrapping things
He hates Xmas even more now for some reason "
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Went a run last weekend and midway through the run I had to start walking as I was f**ked. Whilst walking i had my hands behind my head for oxygen while a ex came around the corner and laughed saying still don't have the stamina ehhh. God it was so embarrassing however I did get a text later |
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I smile very often to everyone or wave my hand and smile.
It happened almost every week since I came to Cork that somebody in the car hit another driver  Thanks God nothing serious but it is very funny. The drivers arent only men in different age haha
I swear am wearing typical casual outfit, only in the summer something sexy
I just came back from my lunch break - I did a short round, I waved and smiled to the elderly couple. Both waved me back and boom! They hit the car in front of them.
I really feel guilty now  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"I smile very often to everyone or wave my hand and smile.
It happened almost every week since I came to Cork that somebody in the car hit another driver Thanks God nothing serious but it is very funny. The drivers arent only men in different age haha
I swear am wearing typical casual outfit, only in the summer something sexy
I just came back from my lunch break - I did a short round, I waved and smiled to the elderly couple. Both waved me back and boom! They hit the car in front of them.
I really feel guilty now "
Anya 2020 ...as sponsored by the local solicitors looking after personnel injury claims |
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I was showing my Gran Google images the other day
"What can i look at" she asked
"Anything you like" i replied
"what about a nice cream pie" she asked
"No! look at something else" i replied |
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I once almost got the part of dumbo my audition was amazing they said it was the best by a mile but they said unfortunately we can't give you the part feeling obviously disappointed I asked why not?
They replied well the first reason is my ears are too small and the second reason which was the main issue they said my trunk is in the wrong place in fairness they did have a point |
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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago
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"Since its Monday...
Tell us (please and thank you) a funny short story...
Doesn't have to be fab related...
I once shaved my banjo sting off my perineum/ball sack with an electric clippers.
Absolutely sore at the time but nice and smooth now. "
How is that anatomically possible is what I want to know. Your "banjo string" isn't attached to your ball sack. And your perineum is not your ball sack either.  |
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I was with someone back in college in the 90's, we spent a lot of the weekend riding,on the Sunday evening I had a piss horn, went for a piss and felt a kind of sting.
Looked down and my Banjo string was basically at the end of its tether and after the next Shag it snapped.
I now have my own little piss flap... |
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"I smile very often to everyone or wave my hand and smile.
It happened almost every week since I came to Cork that somebody in the car hit another driver Thanks God nothing serious but it is very funny. The drivers arent only men in different age haha
I swear am wearing typical casual outfit, only in the summer something sexy
I just came back from my lunch break - I did a short round, I waved and smiled to the elderly couple. Both waved me back and boom! They hit the car in front of them.
I really feel guilty now
Anya 2020 ...as sponsored by the local solicitors looking after personnel injury claims "
Thanks God nothing bad really happened but I have to stop smiling and waving back to people. Otherwise, it may end very bad.
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My ex husband shit himself In a petrol station....down the legs,explosive kind of shits....he didnt make it to the toilet in time.... I was laughing soo hard couldn't leave the car.... my poor dad had to go in and give him clean boxers and trousers.... still laughing about it... so is my dad.... my ex not soo much....
Another time he needed to shit but held it in,about 2 hours later he threw up....
Man has issues.... alot of them.... |
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