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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Do you take cash or card

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

There big breasts.. Chicken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you pay by card and the transaction is authorised. The cashier says “you can take it out now”.

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By *hris 1000200Man over a year ago

kells

Do you really need that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Those plums are ripe they'd go well in a bit of tart

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Unexpected item in the baggage area

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Jeeze you were just in and out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh look Sausages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

69 - that’s a great deal!

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Clean up in aisle 2

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Ignore the best before date

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

great deals on creampies

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

Melons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's a fine pear

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By *rmrs1234Couple over a year ago

Waterford

are you a breast or thigh man

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By *rmrs1234Couple over a year ago

Waterford

Thats lovely and firm

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

For for one

Score

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm going up this aisle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well you won’t know what bit goes where and you won’t follow the simple instructions so I’ll end up having to do it all my fucking self

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't be too long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You should be wearing a mask

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"You should be wearing a mask"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/02/21 12:03:59]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Madam, i would recommend you chose the larger one... It lasts much longer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this the end of the queue?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmmmmm.... Now that looks tasty!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you got a bag?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a bag? "

No...but could you give me 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That smells gone off

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By *o strings but a G-stringMan over a year ago

city

I like those salad leaves

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

Is that all?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a bag?

No...but could you give me 2

Only if you have your club card

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sorry, you'll have to queue like everyone else?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you looking for some large peanuts?

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By *aid backMan over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

For fucks sake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a bag?

No...but could you give me 2

Only if you have your club card

Ofcourse I have... im always looking double points

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Sorry madam...the gangbang is at till number 2 where it says on the sign 10 or less

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

I'll take a nap give me a shout when your done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll take you over here love....

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Are you open ill be quick...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The fish fingers are here!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I tap that?

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By *B 4099Man over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

No you can't have that toy, you have loads at home.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this self service?

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

There's a really bad smell in the fresh meat department

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By *herry...Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

That tastes good

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Why is there always a smell of fish in this area

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Oooh look! Cheese!

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Please cum again

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

You're next in line

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The self service is closed today but come over this way and I will check you out...

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

I need some meat and two veg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please dont finger the goods

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Next!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grab a trolley

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Self service only ??

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

Clean up in isle 6

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By *eanbelfastMan over a year ago

Belfast

Its two for one today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's get in and out as quick as possible I've a meeting to catch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could chance my arm grabbing a few things during OAP designated times...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this the priority queue?

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By *andomCaptainMan over a year ago

Roscommon

We're gonna need more wet wipes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can i get a refund please

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By *rcher42Man over a year ago

Ennis

Are you sure that's enough?

What do you mean it's not enough!

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Just to be safe double wrap it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just to be safe double wrap it

For single use only. Don't consume if seal is damaged

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's too soft

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By *iablo soloWoman over a year ago

southside

Any 2 for 1 deals?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will this offer still be available tomorrow?

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By *he jumpstartMan over a year ago

Donegal

Any bigger sizes

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Wet lettuce

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's the wrong change

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There has been a spillage it's all wet on me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would like to speak with your manager

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont remember putting that in the trolley

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

Throw it on the counter and fillet

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

That smells think it might be gone off....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm looking for the spreadable type...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck it smells like Portavogie Harbour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it supposed to be that colour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you mind wrapping that please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it supposed to be that colour

And leaking through plastic?

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Is it always that moist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why is there a dildo in with the frozen peas?

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

Excuse me, can I slip between you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If that's all you have you can go ahead of me....I'm still unloading

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

belfast

Can you grab that for me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Those bags are buldging, they might burst open and that 1kg tub of pandemic fresh cream could go everywhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lovely apples

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By *usietranslutTV/TS over a year ago

carlow

That looks Too big for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you validate parking?

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By *ondalingerMan over a year ago

City center

Ffs you have to reach in

Its right at the back

This smells funny

Straight up aisle 2

I prefer the mature one

Im sorry but i seem to have made a mess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clean up on Isle 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooh that pepperoni looks tasty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It might be wise to double bag

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Can I tap that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It might be wise to double bag

I see what you are potentially doing here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you know when you will get fresh Rubbarb in again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could have sworn that these used to be bigger!

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By *elfastSteamWhistleMan over a year ago

bangor

To be honest, I can't tell the difference between fresh and frozen.

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By *aperclipMan over a year ago

Coleraine

Ooo that looks nice just pop in there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make sure and open your boot or I'll have to put my stuff on your bumper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like to tap it or stick it in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there rear entry?

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Grab a bag of ice

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Do you mind if we use the back entrance?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow that till girl really cleaned me out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

10percent extra for free

2 for the price of one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put that back its gone off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look at how ripe they are

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By *ural delightMan over a year ago

Enniskillen

Lets check out the fresh meat section

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By *obawfettMan over a year ago

South Wexford

Love them 1/2 cucumbers its just enough to fill you up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooh look at them bangers!!

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By *iver80Man over a year ago

south side ,

Would you like to sit on my face and cum in my mouth

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

"Would you like to sit on my face and cum in my mouth

Security needed in Aisle 7

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where do I stick the €2

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By *iver80Man over a year ago

south side ,

"Where do I stick the €2

Do you take change back ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll take 2 of them please

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By *amien9010Man over a year ago

ashbourne

Do you mind if I jump u I’ve only got a little one !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm looking for something quick and easy something I can really chow down on

Kebabs...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love them doors

"PUSH" "PULL"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, that's Exit only"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can pop it in now

(card)

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