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Make something up about the poster above - PART 2
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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago
Limerick |
Part 1 was hilarious (kudos to BogM) so let's continue with Part 2 
Make something up about the poster above ... |
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"Part 1 was hilarious (kudos to BogM) so let's continue with Part 2
Make something up about the poster above ... "
They enjoy Yakety sex |
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Is a professional drying paint watcher |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 18/02/21 18:07:00] |
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"[Removed by poster at 18/02/21 18:07:00]"
Removal man |
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"Is a professional drying paint watcher"
Can make you cum with just her eyes  |
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"Is a professional drying paint watcher
Can make you cum with just her eyes "
Hop skip and jump champion |
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Donated the top 3 buttons on his shirt to charity |
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"Donated the top 3 buttons on his shirt to charity"
Sets pulses racing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Following a recent mix up with a Pfizer Covid-19 Vaccination this poor gentleman was administered a year's supply of Viagra in error!
Resulting in a permanent erection  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was once made cum so quickly it tore through the space time continium |
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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago
North West, Outer Letterkenny area |
"Was once made cum so quickly it tore through the space time continium"
Made the 30 pieces of silver given to Judas in a forge in South Cork using Old 7Up can lids. |
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Was one dart away from winning a speed boat on bullseye and and missed the board |
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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago
North West, Outer Letterkenny area |
"Was one dart away from winning a speed boat on bullseye and and missed the board"
Was my partner on bullseye and know that is the truth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Strip searched and handcuffed at Shannon but that had nothing to do with airport security |
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"Strip searched and handcuffed at Shannon but that had nothing to do with airport security "
Was an air hostess with Ryanair but git fired for racking up to many milehigh air miles while on the job |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was Ossie from Into the West |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Was Ossie from Into the West"
Really supports Rangers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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His was that hand that worked Bosco |
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Is pat Spillane's younger brother |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Is pat Spillane's younger brother "
Is on a poster in the Headquarters of Ferrari with the words
What we don't want as a customer |
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Has been known to work for "Matress Mick" |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Has been known to work for "Matress Mick" "
Has never taken steroids |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Knows who's round it is when the pubs reopen |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Knows who's round it is when the pubs reopen "
Background extra in Fair City |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knows who's round it is when the pubs reopen
Background extra in Fair City "
He foots turf in the Bog. |
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"Knows who's round it is when the pubs reopen
Background extra in Fair City
He foots turf in the Bog."
Has lovely cupcakes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In 1972 he was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit.
This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.
Today, still wanted by the government he survives as a soldier of fortune. |
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Colonel Decker !!! (Chasing the A team) |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Colonel Decker !!! (Chasing the A team)"
Carpenters with their own supply of wood |
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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago
Limerick |
"Colonel Decker !!! (Chasing the A team)
Carpenters with their own supply of wood "
Gets starstruck when celebrities say to him "Don't you know who I am?"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They sleep hanging upside down in their attic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They sleep hanging upside down in their attic "
His head is made completely of cheese... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They sleep hanging upside down in their attic
His head is made completely of cheese..."
Is a Liverpool Fan. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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His location has a familiar ring to it!! |
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"His location has a familiar ring to it!!"
They are here there and anywhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has the secret to how they get the figs into the figrolls... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He can kick his own eye balls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lick * |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He can kick his own eye balls"
He really ain't so easy  |
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"He can kick his own eye balls
He really ain't so easy "
was a member of bucks fizz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has eyes in the back of his head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Her parents are Sharon Curley & George Burgess |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
Failed actor from a Brut commercial |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Her parents are Sharon Curley & George Burgess"
Ha ha ha brilliant |
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"Her parents are Sharon Curley & George Burgess
Ha ha ha brilliant "
Is really Monica Bellucci‘s better looking and younger sister  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Her parents are Sharon Curley & George Burgess
Ha ha ha brilliant
Is really Monica Bellucci‘s better looking and younger sister "
Russian secret agents sent to infiltrate the highest levels of fab  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She's Charlie Haugheys love child |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He was banished to live in a shepherds hut in the Outer Hebrides |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She wears socks in bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She wears socks in bed"
Oooh that’s low... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is the chairman of Carricks shebeen vintners association  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is the chairman of Carricks shebeen vintners association "
Chairman of LFC Irish supporters group |
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"Is the chairman of Carricks shebeen vintners association
Chairman of LFC Irish supporters group "
is secretly a vegan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When she slows down brake lights come on in her buttocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When she slows down brake lights come on in her buttocks "
He's great fun |
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Creates daylight out of blackness |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Works in a call centre near Blanchardstown |
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"Works in a call centre near Blanchardstown"
Has a part time job as a seat filler at award ceremonies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Works in a call centre near Blanchardstown"
An aspiring actor working in a call centre near Blanchardstown |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hates that her surname is Potato.
Although not as much as her brother, Jackie does. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Busks dowop outside the landmark |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Axe deo tester |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has been sober for 37 days now.
Not in a row, just in total. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Food critic. Be careful if you see him in your restaurant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The venus de milo was modeled on her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thinks that FAB is full of subliminal advertising.
Which in fairness is crazy.
But not as crazy as the low, low prices found at Daves Carpets, Henry Street, Dublin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The venus de milo was modeled on her "
Hahahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thinks that FAB is full of subliminal advertising.
Which in fairness is crazy.
But not as crazy as the low, low prices found at Daves Carpets, Henry Street, Dublin"
Comedy actor but I think drama suits him better |
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Is a John Travolta impersonator |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hates firemen "
Hates anyone from Gibralter |
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"Hates firemen
Hates anyone from Gibralter"
Biggest claim to fame is that Andrea Corr spilled a drink on him one night in Ridleys in Dundalk back in 2005 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hates firemen
Hates anyone from Gibralter
Biggest claim to fame is that Andrea Corr spilled a drink on him one night in Ridleys in Dundalk back in 2005 "
Failed geography in the Junior Cert |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Hates firemen
Hates anyone from Gibralter
Biggest claim to fame is that Andrea Corr spilled a drink on him one night in Ridleys in Dundalk back in 2005
Failed geography in the Junior Cert"
Puts her legs up in the air for hours to dry Toe nail polish |
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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago
Limerick |
He's a redhead ... no hair, just a red head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's a redhead ... no hair, just a red head "
Really need to do something to make their profile more interesting |
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Its leg day everyday,and she loves it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always wanted to play the lead role in Annie at school but it never happened |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
Never wears a bra |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wears a size B cup |
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By *ndy_g12Man
over a year ago
waterford |
Tell people they've had a threesome with Julia roberts but it was actually Sandra bullock |
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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago
Limerick |
"Tell people they've had a threesome with Julia roberts but it was actually Sandra bullock"
You can keep them both!! |
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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago
Limerick |
[Removed by poster at 19/02/21 10:33:07] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Met in a Columbian jail |
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By *ofusplus OP Couple
over a year ago
Limerick |
"Tell people they've had a threesome with Julia roberts but it was actually Sandra bullock"
I'll try again...
He once got attacked by a donkey and 4 centipedes. |
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"Tell people they've had a threesome with Julia roberts but it was actually Sandra bullock
I'll try again...
He once got attacked by a donkey and 4 centipedes."
Once tried to cross the Shannon in a couple of barrels |
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Carrys a tin opener with him everywhere he goes |
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By *ndy_g12Man
over a year ago
waterford |
Attaches red to black and black to red when jump starting a car, gets electrocuted constantly |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Attaches red to black and black to red when jump starting a car, gets electrocuted constantly"
The horse and chickens won the fight |
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Is the reigning macarena irish champion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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His father is none other than singing sensation Daniel O'Donnell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lost his virginity to Margo |
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He once thought a goat how to tap dance... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He thinks will be great playing Indiana Jones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Likes climbing apple trees with a whip |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hes the real cookie monster! |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
Milktray Man |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Milktray Man "
Is really a Bond villian who crushes men to death with her boobs that actually move independently of each other |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Editor for the daily mirror |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
Towel model |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Towel model "
If you were the get a whack in the face from one of Lolls boobs it would be the equivalent of taking a punch from Anthony Joshua! |
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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago
North West, Outer Letterkenny area |
"Towel model "
Rides a tandom bicycle everywhere and has a rescue monkey steering |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He’s actually really shy "
Drives tractors wearing a batman costume |
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Has a vast array of power tools |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Each chest hair is hand stitched in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Each chest hair is hand stitched in. "
Has a large tattoo of the Healy-Rae family in a Mount Rushmore style pose on his ass cheeks.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Each chest hair is hand stitched in.
Has a large tattoo of the Healy-Rae family in a Mount Rushmore style pose on his ass cheeks.. "
Tried to make it as a WWE wrestler but his signature move (the snake hold) was banned from television before 9pm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This poor gentleman recently suffered a burglary.
Luckily they only stole his belt
Gardai are investigating photographic evidence  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Each chest hair is hand stitched in.
Has a large tattoo of the Healy-Rae family in a Mount Rushmore style pose on his ass cheeks..
Tried to make it as a WWE wrestler but his signature move (the snake hold) was banned from television before 9pm "
Oops sorry about da shhhhkip!
Sweetcheeks is so sweet she comes with a dental warning! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oops sorry about da shhhhkip!
Sweetcheeks is so sweet she comes with a dental warning! "
Famous artist Andy Warhol recently revealed that his pop art career was inspired by seeing images of Kiazer's chest hair he seen on Fab.. |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
United supporter |
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Lolly is actually a bum double for Kim kardashian |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He can peel an orange in his pocket.. With one hand. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He can peel an orange in his pocket.. With one hand. "
can control mechanics with his new super spy watch
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
His real name is Sam Mcguire |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"His real name is Sam Mcguire "
She has a crush on Michael Martin, so much so he had to take out a restraining order |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She can speak dolphin fluently |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
Regularly can be seen rowing a boat around the coast trying to find his pet goldfish that he lost a year ago. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Regularly can be seen rowing a boat around the coast trying to find his pet goldfish that he lost a year ago. "
some say she can kill with one lash of her tongue from 40 yards away
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"Regularly can be seen rowing a boat around the coast trying to find his pet goldfish that he lost a year ago. "
Made her fortune manufacturing polystyrene |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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His nipples speak 5 different languages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"His nipples speak 5 different languages"
His nipples pick up Russian LW radio stations on days when its cold enough... |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"His nipples speak 5 different languages
His nipples pick up Russian LW radio stations on days when its cold enough..."
Pawned his work suit and never went back for it |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
Only suit he has is his birthday suit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hugh Hefner once called her his only failed conquest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An albino supervillain that chases pirates |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An albino supervillain that chases pirates"
Up until veey recently, Coillte had included his beard as part of their forestry management portfolio.. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"An albino supervillain that chases pirates
Up until veey recently, Coillte had included his beard as part of their forestry management portfolio.."
Was in a documentary last week on RTE 1 and all the people on Gogglebox Ireland loved him |
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By *oo32Man
over a year ago
tipperary |
Was the front man of a death metal band called "rancid cannibals" |
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He was the reason Sonia O Sullivan ran off the coarse that time, she saw him in the crowd and just couldn’t resist |
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By *oo32Man
over a year ago
tipperary |
Auditioned for the part of pat mustard |
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He lives solely on ice burgers! |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"He lives solely on ice burgers!"
Drinks red wine from the fridge |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
Runs around naked in rubber boots |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
"Runs around naked in rubber boots "
Lolly is an ardent utd supporter but wears the "other" Jersey for sympathy shags |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Runs around naked in rubber boots
Lolly is an ardent utd supporter but wears the "other" Jersey for sympathy shags "
Once stood in for Joe Duffy on liveline and no one noticed the difference |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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His claim to fame is that years ago he met John Lennon on a train and said "John, Can you imagine all the people sharing all the world?"
John thought about it for a minute, then shook his hand.
"Thank you," he said, "one day I might just write a song about this moment."
And he did, the rarely heard album track "Some mental fucker I Met On A Train ". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He is hiding the fact that his father won a million dollars prize for having the best bbq steak on the world  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He is hiding the fact that his father won a million dollars prize for having the best bbq steak on the world "
***Making |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Won the lotto and told no one! |
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Once took majic mushrooms and ended up setting Notre Dame on fire! |
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Sometimes uses the cats litter tray |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Sometimes uses the cats litter tray"
Still sitting at the restaurant in france because although they closed down a year ago he thinks the waiter is just taking his time in bringing his chips with a fried egg |
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"Sometimes uses the cats litter tray
Still sitting at the restaurant in france because although they closed down a year ago he thinks the waiter is just taking his time in bringing his chips with a fried egg "
Was once the singer know as Lou Bega. Having achieved success with his breakout hit Mumbo No. 5, he quickly became tired and frustrated with the international music scene and sought out refuge in Ireland. He assumed the above new identity and denies all knowledge of his former life. |
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The teenage boys next door call her "Barbie" not because the fancy her
But because she smells of burgers and hot dogs |
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By *lay2018Couple
over a year ago
westmeath & roscommon. |
"The teenage boys next door call her "Barbie" not because the fancy her
But because she smells of burgers and hot dogs"
He thought 10iar was never going to happen   |
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"The teenage boys next door call her "Barbie" not because the fancy her
But because she smells of burgers and hot dogs
He thought 10iar was never going to happen "
Sadly its not  |
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They run a Wine Tasting Group.
They meet under a bridge |
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He sleeps in a stable - hey! wake up |
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I went around to her house for a meet
I said to her "your bedroom stinks, you need to open a window"
she said "What and let all my pigeons out" |
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"I went around to her house for a meet
I said to her "your bedroom stinks, you need to open a window"
she said "What and let all my pigeons out""
Doves, Antoin, I told you - they are doves |
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wishes that her handcuff stories were more about sex...
And less about the police |
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"wishes that her handcuff stories were more about sex...
And less about the police"
Has webbed toes. (handy for the 224mile Shannon swim you'll be doing to get here;) ) |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"wishes that her handcuff stories were more about sex...
And less about the police
Has webbed toes. (handy for the 224mile Shannon swim you'll be doing to get here;) )"
Was the air hostess on the first plane to land at shannon airport |
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The vibrator she bought before christmas is already broken.
But hey, that's the risk you take when you buy stuff at car boot sales. |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"The vibrator she bought before christmas is already broken.
But hey, that's the risk you take when you buy stuff at car boot sales."
Who doesn't love a bargain. Is the butt plug still knocking your socks off |
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Was going to make a fortune by becoming a famous porn star..
But there's been no plans yet for a Disinterested Blowjobs 2. |
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By *dfabMan
over a year ago
Dunboyne |
"The vibrator she bought before christmas is already broken.
But hey, that's the risk you take when you buy stuff at car boot sales.
Who doesn't love a bargain. Is the butt plug still knocking your socks off "
If she flutters those wings lookout as you might get wet |
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Is the lead singer in a Pretenders tribute band |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Is the lead singer in a Pretenders tribute band"
Banned from local retirement home for indecent exposure |
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Once chased the tooth fairy around his garden with a Kenwood food blender screaming "I am the Messiah". |
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over a year ago
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*her* |
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He thinks he is a good gardener. Maybe
Only if he knew the difference between s and herbs
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Go a puncture and couldn’t fix iybuu |
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