Cock

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ive got a cock like an elephant's trunk .

Problem is I can't go in to a bakery without stealing buns .

Anyone elses cock get them into trouble?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stay out of bakeries then..

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stay out of bakeries then.. "

Even walking by them is a nightmare

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right....

By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

I bet it never forgets your first wank either

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I bet it never forgets your first wank either "

How could you forget your first wank,proper one that is, not the dry runs beforehand

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't elephants like nuts too... Just saying like

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't elephants like nuts too... Just saying like

thankfully they are hidden from view