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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OMG it's been that long since I was in a pub I'm abit overwhelmed with choice! Just bring me a pint of Coors and maybe a small navy rum to settle the nerves  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Large gin and tonic with a slice of grapefruit please
Sits at bar stool and takes in the view  "
While the rest of us take in the view at the bar
Grapefruit ...never heard of it in gin
Everyday a schoolday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hardy those new booths you put in to the lounge are very comfy and private too... since its 2 for one... round for everyone on me 
I was just gonna that! U got there before me!"
Well in that case i will change from Heineken to a double whiskey if its on you... Cheers |
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"Hardy those new booths you put in to the lounge are very comfy and private too... since its 2 for one... round for everyone on me
I was just gonna that! U got there before me!
*say that even!"
hold on tight to your bag tonight  half the country was searching for it the last time |
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"Hardy those new booths you put in to the lounge are very comfy and private too... since its 2 for one... round for everyone on me
I was just gonna that! U got there before me! Well in that case i will change from Heineken to a double whiskey if its on you... Cheers "
I'm so generous! |
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"Hardy those new booths you put in to the lounge are very comfy and private too... since its 2 for one... round for everyone on me
I was just gonna that! U got there before me!
*say that even! hold on tight to your bag tonight half the country was searching for it the last time "
 omg!
My Mary popping bag! Best remember to pop it in one of your booths so!! |
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"Hardy those new booths you put in to the lounge are very comfy and private too... since its 2 for one... round for everyone on me
I was just gonna that! U got there before me!
*say that even! hold on tight to your bag tonight half the country was searching for it the last time
omg!
My Mary popping bag! Best remember to pop it in one of your booths so!!"
I'm giving up on the predictive texts! I'm rolling with it. .! |
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"Jez Hardy you've some crowd in tonight and its only 9.30. Nice clientele in the place. Another Capt. Morgan there please and ive found a handbag in my booth... any ideas who owns it 
Omg...does it have an umbrella, lippy, kitchen sink and a standard lamp in it? If it does its mine! Phew! No money in it thou....that's in my bra "
Could be yours alright! just pulled an endlessly long ... well you know yourself out of it. Swing over to the booth next to the stage and i'll give it to you Mary Poppins is it? |
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"Jez Hardy you've some crowd in tonight and its only 9.30. Nice clientele in the place. Another Capt. Morgan there please and ive found a handbag in my booth... any ideas who owns it
Omg...does it have an umbrella, lippy, kitchen sink and a standard lamp in it? If it does its mine! Phew! No money in it thou....that's in my bra
Could be yours alright! just pulled an endlessly long ... well you know yourself out of it. Swing over to the booth next to the stage and i'll give it to you Mary Poppins is it? she has had a few gins in her.. don't tell her there's a stage... She will be up singing westlife at top of her voice!! "
Someone say stage! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any karaoke tonight Hardy ??
Ahhhh now don't go ruining a good night by you singing
Can I have a soda water and lime please Hardy? "
Have you Gin in your handbag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any karaoke tonight Hardy ?? right folks a bit of hush folks the queen of the silver dollar is gonna belt one out for us. A big round of applause for the one the only insqusitive lady!!! "
I'll wait till I've a few drinks in me |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Any karaoke tonight Hardy ??
Ahhhh now don't go ruining a good night by you singing
Can I have a soda water and lime please Hardy?
Have you Gin in your handbag "
As if I would 
I've ear plugs tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any karaoke tonight Hardy ??
Ahhhh now don't go ruining a good night by you singing
Can I have a soda water and lime please Hardy?
Have you Gin in your handbag
As if I would
I've ear plugs tho "
You're too kind. I'll pop them in when you're up |
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"Come on in the fires lit the whistling donkeys are beating out the tunes in the corner . What's everyone having first drink is on the house. Nibbles available "
If there is a drink called twist of fate I will have one of those please  |
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"Can i gwt a 7up please sit down there I'll bring it over
im still waiting hardy. Im gasping here. You did this the last time as well. shockin service"
lol its sitting there beside you all along your just noseying in the booths |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!
Bodyshots "
OK you're first then.. Come over here and i lift you up onto the bar!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!
Bodyshots OK you're first then.. Come over here and i lift you up onto the bar!! "
Up you go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hardy if you need a hand behind the bar just give me a shout
I know my way around and I'd be
Quick to pull a pint and i always make sure the head is just right |
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"Hardy if you need a hand behind the bar just give me a shout
I know my way around and I'd be
Quick to pull a pint and i always make sure the head is just right "
Mon round have a trial run see how ya get on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hardy if you need a hand behind the bar just give me a shout
I know my way around and I'd be
Quick to pull a pint and i always make sure the head is just right Mon round have a trial run see how ya get on "
Sound I'll just go tap a new keg of Coors first |
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"Can i gwt a 7up please sit down there I'll bring it over
im still waiting hardy. Im gasping here. You did this the last time as well. shockin service lol its sitting there beside you all along your just noseying in the booths "
Im keeping an eye for troublemakers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex on the beach please Hardy if ud be so kind
I'll sort that for ya Satisfied 69... Hardy is just giving the pipes a clean out down in the cellar  "
why thank you.
Might be in need of a tour..  |
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"Sex on the beach please Hardy if ud be so kind
I'll sort that for ya Satisfied 69... Hardy is just giving the pipes a clean out down in the cellar why thank you.
Might be in need of a tour.. "
It's a bit tight down there and Hardy & Princess are swapping kegs as we speak... but lets see how they are getting on. They might need a hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those pipes nice and clean now Princess "
Emm everything is very much in order thanks for asking. Looking forward to the next keg change
Drink up folks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!
U owe me a round so gwan! "
OK... Just got two shots.. You ready?... 1,2,3..Go!! |
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"A large stiff one Hardy...
Sort me out will ya
Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one
You're in the right place for one
Lead the way Madame "
Cellar is free now ladies now Hardys back. Mind your heads its a bit tight down there... want me to show you the way |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"A large stiff one Hardy...
Sort me out will ya
Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one
You're in the right place for one
Lead the way Madame "
The bar staff are distracted and the pool table is full so we are queuing for now...what's a gal gotta do for a drink round here? |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"A large stiff one Hardy...
Sort me out will ya
Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one
You're in the right place for one
Lead the way Madame
Cellar is free now ladies now Hardys back. Mind your heads its a bit tight down there... want me to show you the way"
Is it dark down there... |
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"A large stiff one Hardy...
Sort me out will ya
Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one
You're in the right place for one
Lead the way Madame
Cellar is free now ladies now Hardys back. Mind your heads its a bit tight down there... want me to show you the way
Is it dark down there..."
Only while the blindfolds on Butterfly... but you'll be in good hands. Trust is everything |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"A large stiff one Hardy...
Sort me out will ya
Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one
You're in the right place for one
Lead the way Madame
They’re everywhere, it’s like a walk through the woods "
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"A large stiff one Hardy...
Sort me out will ya
Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one
You're in the right place for one
Lead the way Madame
Cellar is free now ladies now Hardys back. Mind your heads its a bit tight down there... want me to show you the way
Is it dark down there...
Only while the blindfolds on Butterfly... but you'll be in good hands. Trust is everything "
Indeed and will you be saying that when your blindfolded and... |
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"A large stiff one Hardy...
Sort me out will ya
Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one
You're in the right place for one
Lead the way Madame
Cellar is free now ladies now Hardys back. Mind your heads its a bit tight down there... want me to show you the way
Is it dark down there...
Only while the blindfolds on Butterfly... but you'll be in good hands. Trust is everything
Indeed and will you be saying that when your blindfolded and..."
Right Princess and Hardy bars yours... I'm on a Butterfly break |
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"A large stiff one Hardy...
Sort me out will ya
Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one
You're in the right place for one
Lead the way Madame
The bar staff are distracted and the pool table is full so we are queuing for now...what's a gal gotta do for a drink round here?"
Sorry was scrubbing the oven there I'll bring your drink over and a bowl a kp nuts ta keep ya ticking over |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"A large stiff one Hardy...
Sort me out will ya
Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one
You're in the right place for one
Lead the way Madame
The bar staff are distracted and the pool table is full so we are queuing for now...what's a gal gotta do for a drink round here? Sorry was scrubbing the oven there I'll bring your drink over and a bowl a kp nuts ta keep ya ticking over "
Salty nuts won't cut it after leaving us waiting...I'll be in the cellar tying up random strangers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!
U owe me a round so gwan! OK... Just got two shots.. You ready?... 1,2,3..Go!!
My mouth is open!!! "
Oh its last orders.. Let's get a quick one in |
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"Last orders folks the garda are keeping a tight eye on me "
Be sure to check the cellar before you lockup hardy Butterfly is down there with her blindfold.
Wanna buy you a drink Hardy before lock up... fair play to ya. Had the best night out in months |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!
U owe me a round so gwan! OK... Just got two shots.. You ready?... 1,2,3..Go!!
My mouth is open!!! Oh its last orders.. Let's get a quick one in "
Can I help you with anything sir? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A large stiff one Hardy...
Sort me out will ya
Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one
You're in the right place for one
Lead the way Madame
Cellar is free now ladies now Hardys back. Mind your heads its a bit tight down there... want me to show you the way
Is it dark down there..."
I hope so... |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Last orders folks the garda are keeping a tight eye on me
Be sure to check the cellar before you lockup hardy Butterfly is down there with her blindfold.
Wanna buy you a drink Hardy before lock up... fair play to ya. Had the best night out in months "
I left when I didn't get served. What poor innocent have you left in the cellar |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A large stiff one Hardy...
Sort me out will ya
Ooooohhhh I'd love a large stiff one
You're in the right place for one
Lead the way Madame
The bar staff are distracted and the pool table is full so we are queuing for now...what's a gal gotta do for a drink round here? Sorry was scrubbing the oven there I'll bring your drink over and a bowl a kp nuts ta keep ya ticking over
Salty nuts won't cut it after leaving us waiting...I'll be in the cellar tying up random strangers "
I'll be a random stranger !! I'm on the stairs already .. |
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"Last orders folks the garda are keeping a tight eye on me
Be sure to check the cellar before you lockup hardy Butterfly is down there with her blindfold.
Wanna buy you a drink Hardy before lock up... fair play to ya. Had the best night out in months "
I'll have a pint random thanks lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!
U owe me a round so gwan! OK... Just got two shots.. You ready?... 1,2,3..Go!!
My mouth is open!!! Oh its last orders.. Let's get a quick one in
Can I help you with anything sir? "
Hello madam... Just seeing if anyone wants one last round? |
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"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!
U owe me a round so gwan! OK... Just got two shots.. You ready?... 1,2,3..Go!!
My mouth is open!!! Oh its last orders.. Let's get a quick one in
Can I help you with anything sir? "
pleasure will you lock up have to say you took to this barmaid job like a duck to water and the customers loved ya "your hired" call round and I'll sort ya out with a few pounds |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!
U owe me a round so gwan! OK... Just got two shots.. You ready?... 1,2,3..Go!!
My mouth is open!!! Oh its last orders.. Let's get a quick one in
Can I help you with anything sir? pleasure will you lock up have to say you took to this barmaid job like a duck to water and the customers loved ya "your hired" call round and I'll sort ya out with a few pounds "
Course I'll lock up boss. Put your feet up there and give me a shout when you're ready for another pint |
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"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!
U owe me a round so gwan! OK... Just got two shots.. You ready?... 1,2,3..Go!!
My mouth is open!!! Oh its last orders.. Let's get a quick one in
Can I help you with anything sir? Hello madam... Just seeing if anyone wants one last round? "
Oh I thought you were looking to get a quick one in
I misunderstood
I'll get you a drink now |
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"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!
U owe me a round so gwan! OK... Just got two shots.. You ready?... 1,2,3..Go!!
My mouth is open!!! Oh its last orders.. Let's get a quick one in
Can I help you with anything sir? pleasure will you lock up have to say you took to this barmaid job like a duck to water and the customers loved ya "your hired" call round and I'll sort ya out with a few pounds
Course I'll lock up boss. Put your feet up there and give me a shout when you're ready for another pint "
You're such a lick arse Princess... but then again  but great working with ya... Hardy's a great boss in fairness |
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"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!
U owe me a round so gwan! OK... Just got two shots.. You ready?... 1,2,3..Go!!
My mouth is open!!! Oh its last orders.. Let's get a quick one in
Can I help you with anything sir? pleasure will you lock up have to say you took to this barmaid job like a duck to water and the customers loved ya "your hired" call round and I'll sort ya out with a few pounds
Course I'll lock up boss. Put your feet up there and give me a shout when you're ready for another pint
You're such a lick arse Princess... but then again but great working with ya... Hardy's a great boss in fairness"
Random maybe you and I could get better aquanted over a little whiskey once clean up is done? You could steer me in the right direction |
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"I'm getting a round of tequila? Whose in? Line up at the bar with your lemons and salt!!!
U owe me a round so gwan! OK... Just got two shots.. You ready?... 1,2,3..Go!!
My mouth is open!!! Oh its last orders.. Let's get a quick one in
Can I help you with anything sir? pleasure will you lock up have to say you took to this barmaid job like a duck to water and the customers loved ya "your hired" call round and I'll sort ya out with a few pounds
Course I'll lock up boss. Put your feet up there and give me a shout when you're ready for another pint
You're such a lick arse Princess... but then again but great working with ya... Hardy's a great boss in fairness
Random maybe you and I could get better aquanted over a little whiskey once clean up is done? You could steer me in the right direction "
Its freezing now the crowd is thinning out but there's a warm gas fire in the back room and a comfy sofa... bring the Jameson Princess |
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"Hendricks for me please and make it a double Mr Hardy .
Not long in from work I'd love one lol.
Ohh the thoughts yum."
Think Hardy's locked up fir the night Zeta but PleasurePrincess and myself are nursing a bottle of Jameson by the fire in the back room. You're welcome to join us |
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