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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you could be the oposite sex to what you are for 24 hours ....what would you do in that time "
I'd like to experience what it feels like to be inside a woman. I'd also have a cheeky wank to see how different a male orgasm feels.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would swirl my willy like a helicopter and take pictures from every angle ... compare it to bananas...
Then try and get it sucked...
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Can't beat the different angle poses and comparing it with the sky remote or the deodorant spray |
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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Commit as many robberies as I can before I change back.
Then get my legs waxed, see if it's as painful as ladies claim."
Robberies with a brilliant alibi after 24 hrs...you have a penis
You'd probably need to do them nude just to be sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think I would play pocket billiards and scratch my balls!!  
Its a very important part of our lives sitting down with your hands down your jocks "
Dont forget to sniff your fingers afterwards. Sniffing is crucial to the ritual. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think I would play pocket billiards and scratch my balls!!
Its a very important part of our lives sitting down with your hands down your jocks
Dont forget to sniff your fingers afterwards. Sniffing is crucial to the ritual."
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"I would swirl my willy like a helicopter and take pictures from every angle ... compare it to bananas...
Then try and get it sucked...
Can't beat the different angle poses and comparing it with the sky remote or the deodorant spray "
Of course it's a must |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would swirl my willy like a helicopter and take pictures from every angle ... compare it to bananas...
Then try and get it sucked...
Can't beat the different angle poses and comparing it with the sky remote or the deodorant spray
Of course it's a must "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I imagine Id be taller and broader shouldered which would be great in itself, I think id just get dressed smart casual and swagger around feeling shit hot !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd take loads of dick pics from ever angle and compare the size to ever household cans or remotes I have.... Then id start up a thread looking to see why I can't get a ride "
Obviously this  |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
Oh first if all I'd have to see what a male orgasm actually feels like so I'd have a wank maybe 2 or 3 just to be sure. Then see if I'm actually stronger than a woman then put some flat-packed together without reading the instructions and sure after about an hour or so I'd read the instructions and wonder where all the spare bits came from. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh a good feel of the balls, have a wank, experience and orgasm. Make a boing video and def try a helicopter.
Also figure how straight or vertical my willy goes |
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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"Oh first if all I'd have to see what a male orgasm actually feels like so I'd have a wank maybe 2 or 3 just to be sure. Then see if I'm actually stronger than a woman then put some flat-packed together without reading the instructions and sure after about an hour or so I'd read the instructions and wonder where all the spare bits came from. "
Do men do that  |
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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"Oh a good feel of the balls, have a wank, experience and orgasm. Make a boing video and def try a helicopter.
Also figure how straight or vertical my willy goes "
Dont forget the one where we tuck our willy in to make it look like a vagina
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Oh first if all I'd have to see what a male orgasm actually feels like so I'd have a wank maybe 2 or 3 just to be sure. Then see if I'm actually stronger than a woman then put some flat-packed together without reading the instructions and sure after about an hour or so I'd read the instructions and wonder where all the spare bits came from.
Do men do that "
Some definitely do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh first if all I'd have to see what a male orgasm actually feels like so I'd have a wank maybe 2 or 3 just to be sure. Then see if I'm actually stronger than a woman then put some flat-packed together without reading the instructions and sure after about an hour or so I'd read the instructions and wonder where all the spare bits came from. "
What about mastering super roundabouts  |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
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"Oh a good feel of the balls, have a wank, experience and orgasm. Make a boing video and def try a helicopter.
Also figure how straight or vertical my willy goes "
What is a boing video exactly?!
I'm gonna hazard a guess it's a cock springing out of boxers... |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Oh first if all I'd have to see what a male orgasm actually feels like so I'd have a wank maybe 2 or 3 just to be sure. Then see if I'm actually stronger than a woman then put some flat-packed together without reading the instructions and sure after about an hour or so I'd read the instructions and wonder where all the spare bits came from.
What about mastering super roundabouts "
I donno they could end up in tescos too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh a good feel of the balls, have a wank, experience and orgasm. Make a boing video and def try a helicopter.
Also figure how straight or vertical my willy goes
What is a boing video exactly?!
I'm gonna hazard a guess it's a cock springing out of boxers..."
Yes try it out and send me one I'll let you know if your boing up to my taste |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh first if all I'd have to see what a male orgasm actually feels like so I'd have a wank maybe 2 or 3 just to be sure. Then see if I'm actually stronger than a woman then put some flat-packed together without reading the instructions and sure after about an hour or so I'd read the instructions and wonder where all the spare bits came from.
What about mastering super roundabouts
I donno they could end up in tescos too "
Or at the zoo |
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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
somewhere |
"I'd get driving lessons from a woman.
Since they can drive from the back seat they'd be good alright
That's because most men need direction. "
I have a funny feelin that's not necessarily about driving |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Oh first if all I'd have to see what a male orgasm actually feels like so I'd have a wank maybe 2 or 3 just to be sure. Then see if I'm actually stronger than a woman then put some flat-packed together without reading the instructions and sure after about an hour or so I'd read the instructions and wonder where all the spare bits came from.
What about mastering super roundabouts
I donno they could end up in tescos too
Or at the zoo "
Typical I ended up in tescos the zoo would have been better. I still blame the sat nav |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh first if all I'd have to see what a male orgasm actually feels like so I'd have a wank maybe 2 or 3 just to be sure. Then see if I'm actually stronger than a woman then put some flat-packed together without reading the instructions and sure after about an hour or so I'd read the instructions and wonder where all the spare bits came from.
What about mastering super roundabouts
I donno they could end up in tescos too
Or at the zoo
Typical I ended up in tescos the zoo would have been better. I still blame the sat nav "
Clean up in aisle one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd get driving lessons from a woman.
Since they can drive from the back seat they'd be good alright
That's because most men need direction.
I have a funny feelin that's not necessarily about driving "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh first if all I'd have to see what a male orgasm actually feels like so I'd have a wank maybe 2 or 3 just to be sure. Then see if I'm actually stronger than a woman then put some flat-packed together without reading the instructions and sure after about an hour or so I'd read the instructions and wonder where all the spare bits came from.
What about mastering super roundabouts
I donno they could end up in tescos too
Or at the zoo
Typical I ended up in tescos the zoo would have been better. I still blame the sat nav "
We can do the zoo the next time |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Oh first if all I'd have to see what a male orgasm actually feels like so I'd have a wank maybe 2 or 3 just to be sure. Then see if I'm actually stronger than a woman then put some flat-packed together without reading the instructions and sure after about an hour or so I'd read the instructions and wonder where all the spare bits came from.
What about mastering super roundabouts
I donno they could end up in tescos too
Or at the zoo
Typical I ended up in tescos the zoo would have been better. I still blame the sat nav
We can do the zoo the next time "
I am not facing that roundabout again it's my nemesis at this stage |
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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"Oh first if all I'd have to see what a male orgasm actually feels like so I'd have a wank maybe 2 or 3 just to be sure. Then see if I'm actually stronger than a woman then put some flat-packed together without reading the instructions and sure after about an hour or so I'd read the instructions and wonder where all the spare bits came from.
What about mastering super roundabouts
I donno they could end up in tescos too
Or at the zoo
Typical I ended up in tescos the zoo would have been better. I still blame the sat nav
We can do the zoo the next time
I am not facing that roundabout again it's my nemesis at this stage "
At this stage so many people will be saying prayers for you that you'll sail over that roundabout |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Finally have a glimpse into what a woman brain is really thinking .... and likely I would do everything differently after this magic 24 hr session.
Oh and definitely going for the multiple orgasm.... a few times.... |
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