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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
So this old man meets a down on his luck Centipede with a stutter in the park.
After a while they become pals and a while longer the old man offers his new pal logging.
All is great the best of pals they become.
Now 1 night on the news the old man hears lock down is over and pubs are reopen.
So he shouts into the Centipede,, Come on pal I'm taking you for a pint
The Centipede says nothing, old man hits the shower, when finished he noticed the Centipede is still sitting there, come on pal get a move on, let's go, Centipede still says nothing,
Old man goes and gets dressed, comes back downstairs, Centipede still just sitting there.
What's wrong Pal says the old man did you not hear or understand me.
To which the Centipede finally replies.
I, I, I heard you the FFffirst time,
I'm Still PPPputting on my Ffking Shoes,  |
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"So this old man meets a down on his luck Centipede with a stutter in the park.
After a while they become pals and a while longer the old man offers his new pal logging.
All is great the best of pals they become.
Now 1 night on the news the old man hears lock down is over and pubs are reopen.
So he shouts into the Centipede,, Come on pal I'm taking you for a pint
The Centipede says nothing, old man hits the shower, when finished he noticed the Centipede is still sitting there, come on pal get a move on, let's go, Centipede still says nothing,
Old man goes and gets dressed, comes back downstairs, Centipede still just sitting there.
What's wrong Pal says the old man did you not hear or understand me.
To which the Centipede finally replies.
I, I, I heard you the FFffirst time,
I'm Still PPPputting on my Ffking Shoes, "
There is a WhatsApp video circulating of a old guy trying to tell this joke (or a slight variation) and failing because he keeps laughing. It’s actually funnier than the joke |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"So this old man meets a down on his luck Centipede with a stutter in the park.
After a while they become pals and a while longer the old man offers his new pal logging.
All is great the best of pals they become.
Now 1 night on the news the old man hears lock down is over and pubs are reopen.
So he shouts into the Centipede,, Come on pal I'm taking you for a pint
The Centipede says nothing, old man hits the shower, when finished he noticed the Centipede is still sitting there, come on pal get a move on, let's go, Centipede still says nothing,
Old man goes and gets dressed, comes back downstairs, Centipede still just sitting there.
What's wrong Pal says the old man did you not hear or understand me.
To which the Centipede finally replies.
I, I, I heard you the FFffirst time,
I'm Still PPPputting on my Ffking Shoes,
There is a WhatsApp video circulating of a old guy trying to tell this joke (or a slight variation) and failing because he keeps laughing. It’s actually funnier than the joke "
I got sent it last night, |
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