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"Anyone ever actually injured themselves during sex....I can't be the only idiot that ended up in hospital on one occasion "
 did you play Superman role and broken something?
Be careful next time
It happened to me a few times to ended up with some bruises but never broken anything  |
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By *og-Man OP Man
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"Anyone ever actually injured themselves during sex....I can't be the only idiot that ended up in hospital on one occasion
Intrigued... what happened?"
She moved the wrong way during sleepy sex and tore my foreskin and banjo string
Bandaged up the little fella and up to A&E
Ended up having to get circumcised as an adult because it wouldn't heal after a few months |
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"Anyone ever actually injured themselves during sex....I can't be the only idiot that ended up in hospital on one occasion
Intrigued... what happened?
She moved the wrong way during sleepy sex and tore my foreskin and banjo string
Bandaged up the little fella and up to A&E
Ended up having to get circumcised as an adult because it wouldn't heal after a few months "
Bloody Hell Literally Ouch wincing at the thought  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone ever actually injured themselves during sex....I can't be the only idiot that ended up in hospital on one occasion
Intrigued... what happened?
She moved the wrong way during sleepy sex and tore my foreskin and banjo string
Bandaged up the little fella and up to A&E
Ended up having to get circumcised as an adult because it wouldn't heal after a few months "
You banged a Banjo? |
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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"Anyone ever actually injured themselves during sex....I can't be the only idiot that ended up in hospital on one occasion
Intrigued... what happened?
She moved the wrong way during sleepy sex and tore my foreskin and banjo string
Bandaged up the little fella and up to A&E
Ended up having to get circumcised as an adult because it wouldn't heal after a few months
You banged a Banjo? "
Not even a wellie joke ..
Are you alright |
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Pulled a muscle in my thigh mid squirt, had to rolled off the bed and carried down stairs, the other party guests were so nice. It put a dampener on the night and I'm not talking about the wet patch I left.
We all still laugh about it today. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone ever actually injured themselves during sex....I can't be the only idiot that ended up in hospital on one occasion
Intrigued... what happened?
She moved the wrong way during sleepy sex and tore my foreskin and banjo string
Bandaged up the little fella and up to A&E
Ended up having to get circumcised as an adult because it wouldn't heal after a few months
You banged a Banjo?
Not even a wellie joke ..
Are you alright "
Don't dodge the revelation here
You had intercourse with a Banjo!
Sheep, livestock, musical instruments too.
Is there nothing safe from your circumcised love truncheon?
You're an animal BG  |
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Not sure if I’m ashamed or proud but face planted off the bed, cracked my neck and had to be hospitalised the next day as I couldn’t walk ... such a great night |
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"Yep. 12 years or so ago. Banjo string. Blood.. quite a bit of blood, and a slow and painful recovery!"
Same with me, it heeled itself thankfully. A herd of wild horses wouldn’t have dragged me to A&E with it though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yep. 12 years or so ago. Banjo string. Blood.. quite a bit of blood, and a slow and painful recovery!
Same with me, it heeled itself thankfully. A herd of wild horses wouldn’t have dragged me to A&E with it though "
Eh where would you locate a Banjo during a Pandemic?
Asking for a friend!  |
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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"Pulled a muscle in my thigh mid squirt, had to rolled off the bed and carried down stairs, the other party guests were so nice. It put a dampener on the night and I'm not talking about the wet patch I left.
We all still laugh about it today. "
I have a vision of lots of naked people trying to help you down the stairs  |
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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"Yep. 12 years or so ago. Banjo string. Blood.. quite a bit of blood, and a slow and painful recovery!
Same with me, it heeled itself thankfully. A herd of wild horses wouldn’t have dragged me to A&E with it though
Eh where would you locate a Banjo during a Pandemic?
Asking for a friend! "
Bandcamp  |
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"Yep. 12 years or so ago. Banjo string. Blood.. quite a bit of blood, and a slow and painful recovery!
Same with me, it heeled itself thankfully. A herd of wild horses wouldn’t have dragged me to A&E with it though
Eh where would you locate a Banjo during a Pandemic?
Asking for a friend!
Bandcamp "
Kaizer is kinda unsure of the schematics to Banjo intercourse but it cannot be too difficult |
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"Jaysus. Could be interest in a banjo string injury support group going by this thread..."
Yeah I’ve always thought it was common enough. Like getting the chicken pox when you’re young, I’m glad I’ve had mine already |
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"Jaysus. Could be interest in a banjo string injury support group going by this thread...
Yeah I’ve always thought it was common enough. Like getting the chicken pox when you’re young, I’m glad I’ve had mine already "
Would it not be weaker and liable to tear easier again? |
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By *og-Man OP Man
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"Jaysus. Could be interest in a banjo string injury support group going by this thread...
Yeah I’ve always thought it was common enough. Like getting the chicken pox when you’re young, I’m glad I’ve had mine already
Would it not be weaker and liable to tear easier again?"
Thats what happened to me ....it never healed |
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Yep years ago with this girl i was with we were haveing sex and i was going fast and hard and then i heard something snap on my penis i think it was tendons maybe i am wrong but was out of action for a bit was quite scary cause i didn't know what i did and couldn't ask anyone anyway it gradually got better and has been since lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone ever actually injured themselves during sex....I can't be the only idiot that ended up in hospital on one occasion
Intrigued... what happened?
She moved the wrong way during sleepy sex and tore my foreskin and banjo string
Bandaged up the little fella and up to A&E
Ended up having to get circumcised as an adult because it wouldn't heal after a few months "
Ouch!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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2 injuries.
Broke the boy once. Took weeks to recover.
Severed the banjo string. Was get jiggy with a lady but she wadls a bit to aggressive with the stroking. Anyways not knowing what had happened I slid inside of her then I seen the blood. Thought she was on her, you know. Then realised I had a tear on the banjo string. Stuffed a shit load of loo roll down there. Worse thing was the days after, I had to prevent erections as they make it bleed agaun |
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By (user no longer on site)
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No trouble with the banjo string yet but jesus it sounds bad! But regularly lock a nerve up in my back after a good night of it  followed by two days of not being able do shag all haha |
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By *jallMan
over a year ago
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"Yep years ago with this girl i was with we were haveing sex and i was going fast and hard and then i heard something snap on my penis i think it was tendons maybe i am wrong but was out of action for a bit was quite scary cause i didn't know what i did and couldn't ask anyone anyway it gradually got better and has been since lol "
You quite simply broke your lad, it can be broken when erect, as it has the consistency of a soft bone. The term "boner" is not just a coincidence |
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Omg the banjo string stories. My mate was shagging a guy in the bed next to me when we were in Tenerife years ago. Suddenly they were screaming and there was bright red blood all over the sheets. He just grabbed his cock and legged it, half dressed, blood everywhere.
The same holiday, I rolled out of the bed when a guy was tickling me and fell onto the edge of a solid suitcase. I broke 2 ribs and came home in a wheelchair.
A few years later, I was on holiday in Spain with 3 girlfriends and me and one of the girls nabbed a guy for a 3some. Magic night. The next morning we were at it in the sitting room and he was behind me and we lost our balance and he sat down on a glass topped table and went right through it. Glass and blood everywhere, me screaming, him roaring.... One of the girls was a nurse and patched him up but his ass was cut badly. He went off and we didn’t see him again til the last night. We went over to him and his mates said “He says he was having a 3 some with two of you and fell through a glass table and that’s how he needed 5 stitches in his ass, he’s lying right” The poor guy had had the piss ripped out of him for days and zero sympathy. He got well verified by us to his mates anyways |
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"Omg the banjo string stories. My mate was shagging a guy in the bed next to me when we were in Tenerife years ago. Suddenly they were screaming and there was bright red blood all over the sheets. He just grabbed his cock and legged it, half dressed, blood everywhere.
The same holiday, I rolled out of the bed when a guy was tickling me and fell onto the edge of a solid suitcase. I broke 2 ribs and came home in a wheelchair.
A few years later, I was on holiday in Spain with 3 girlfriends and me and one of the girls nabbed a guy for a 3some. Magic night. The next morning we were at it in the sitting room and he was behind me and we lost our balance and he sat down on a glass topped table and went right through it. Glass and blood everywhere, me screaming, him roaring.... One of the girls was a nurse and patched him up but his ass was cut badly. He went off and we didn’t see him again til the last night. We went over to him and his mates said “He says he was having a 3 some with two of you and fell through a glass table and that’s how he needed 5 stitches in his ass, he’s lying right” The poor guy had had the piss ripped out of him for days and zero sympathy. He got well verified by us to his mates anyways "
*drops mic*... |
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By *og-Man OP Man
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"Omg the banjo string stories. My mate was shagging a guy in the bed next to me when we were in Tenerife years ago. Suddenly they were screaming and there was bright red blood all over the sheets. He just grabbed his cock and legged it, half dressed, blood everywhere.
The same holiday, I rolled out of the bed when a guy was tickling me and fell onto the edge of a solid suitcase. I broke 2 ribs and came home in a wheelchair.
A few years later, I was on holiday in Spain with 3 girlfriends and me and one of the girls nabbed a guy for a 3some. Magic night. The next morning we were at it in the sitting room and he was behind me and we lost our balance and he sat down on a glass topped table and went right through it. Glass and blood everywhere, me screaming, him roaring.... One of the girls was a nurse and patched him up but his ass was cut badly. He went off and we didn’t see him again til the last night. We went over to him and his mates said “He says he was having a 3 some with two of you and fell through a glass table and that’s how he needed 5 stitches in his ass, he’s lying right” The poor guy had had the piss ripped out of him for days and zero sympathy. He got well verified by us to his mates anyways
*drops mic*..."
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Oh... another one I was telling DeeCee...
I was at a black tie thing and pulled this really hot Scottish bloke. With penultimate class, I shagged him the loos of a really lost restaurant and fell off my 4in heels and broke my foot and ripped my dress. Was so out of it I didn’t twig it wasn’t a sprain, brought him home, fucked him all night. The next morning, I realised i couldn’t walk. So I had him bring me to the hospital which is just up the road. He was still in his tux, missing a sock, red wine all down his shirt. I rang my sister to join me and so I could get rid of him. She arrives down and loses her shit. The hot Scottish guy i had pulled was her new boyfriend of 2mts. No wonder he was looking so awkward the next morning. Neither of us saw him again. That was 15yrs ago and I still have that dress and look shit hot in it too. |
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"Yep. 12 years or so ago. Banjo string. Blood.. quite a bit of blood, and a slow and painful recovery!"
I know your pain. Here's a unrelated tip or just something i avoid. Letting some with braces give me head. BAD experience |
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Worst injury I've had from getting busy has been a snapped MCL in my knee.
Doggy style on the bed, we were both after a bitta of liquor and we were going at it, and going at it awful hard.
All fun and smiles until my knees slips off the bed, I fall out, she falls on top of me cos I still had her by the hips as I fell.
Felt a pop but thought nothing of it, both of us laughing and jump back on the bed and go back to what we were at.
Well lads I woke up in agony, I couldn't bend my knee, the poor girl had to put my underwear and pants and socks on for me - I might state here, I had only met her that night. She was like a carer for me until one of my mates picked me up |
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Your not alone, I tore my banjo too when I was 19 and going at it quiet vigorously. Felt it happen pulled out and never seen as much blood come out of me ever....nearly fainted lol. When my erection went (which was pretty quickly with the fright I got) the blood did too. Didnt go to try hospital but went to my gp next morning. Was very embarrassing going to my gp over something like that and compounded even more having to pull back my foresckin and show him my injury. Told me just keep it cleaned and let that natural healing process happen for a couple of weeks before resuming sexual activity |
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