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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago
The bog |
Were on a ship to venus
By christ ya should have seen us
A woman lay across a bed
Sucking a dead man's penis
The captains wife was mable
By christ she was fucking able
She gave the crew the daily screw under the kitchen table.
The captain was mac clean
He invented the wanking machine
At 99 strokes the fucking thing broke
And whipped his balls into cream |
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Under these rocks lays Mary Knocks,
In her time she'd seen a thousand cocks
Cocks from tinker, tailor, butcher and sailor,
She might be dead but she's not forgotten
Cause we dug her up and fucked her rotten. |
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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago
The bog |
"Under these rocks lays Mary Knocks,
In her time she'd seen a thousand cocks
Cocks from tinker, tailor, butcher and sailor,
She might be dead but she's not forgotten
Cause we dug her up and fucked her rotten."
Ha ha ha |
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Not so sure we have the rhythm and composition right !
There once was a man named O'Doul
Who spotted red marks on his tool,
His doctor, a cynic,
Said 'get out of my clinic
And wipe off the lipstick you fool' |
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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago
The bog |
"Not so sure we have the rhythm and composition right !
There once was a man named O'Doul
Who spotted red marks on his tool,
His doctor, a cynic,
Said 'get out of my clinic
And wipe off the lipstick you fool'"
Brilliant |
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There was a man called corkscrew Mick who had a 9 inch corkscrew dick,
He searched the world from people to pole to find a woman with a corkscrew hole,
When he found her he shot her dead only because she was left hand thread. |
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over a year ago
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There's nothing as stunning as the beautiful Manbeast
The ladies, they flock from the West and East
Sometimes they faint, hearts flutter at the best
Dreams of a Thunderkiss© & his magnificent hairy chest 
You're welcome ladies   |
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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago
The bog |
"There's nothing as stunning as the beautiful Manbeast
The ladies, they flock from the West and East
Sometimes they faint, hearts flutter at the best
Dreams of a Thunderkiss© & his magnificent hairy chest
You're welcome ladies "
Bravo..ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young man from Nantucket,
His cock was so big he could suck it,
He said with a grin, wiping cum off his chin,
If my ear was a fanny I'd fcuk it
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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago
Where the Streets Have No Name |
There was a young girl from Madrid;
Who had said she had never been rid;
So along came an Italian,
With balls like a Stallion,
Who rode her like Billy the Kid!
(Something like that anyway  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was this baker from South Carolina
Who stuck an eggbeater in her vagina
The cakes she would glaze
In an orgasmic haze
And her screams they would rattle the china |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Little boy blue come blow your horn
The sheeps in the meadow the cows in the corn.
But where’s the little boy who looks after the sheep
He’s under the haystack riding Bo-peep |
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