I need a someone. I want a someone. Oh I am soo lonely. Most singletons would love to have someone in their life.
But how about we celebrate being single??
Isnt it great not having to worry about someone else's uncles birthday present?? Or having to have specific foods in the house you don't like?? Or having to hear them fart and pee in the bathroom ??
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"I need a someone. I want a someone. Oh I am soo lonely. Most singletons would love to have someone in their life.
But how about we celebrate being single??
Isnt it great not having to worry about someone else's uncles birthday present?? Or having to have specific foods in the house you don't like?? Or having to hear them fart and pee in the bathroom ??
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Ahh thanks for this you have given me perspective when i was feeling a wee bit down  . I dont miss the noise! Snores, doors, occasional roars  Men can be so noisy & I do like my quiet. |
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I hear my neighbour pee ... waking up to that noise or going to sleep .... grown man pees like a horse ... why doesn't his gf say something if I can hear it through the walls,surely she isn't deaf ... |
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The last while has been lonely for us singletons. But I am super grateful for the fact that I have my own space, especially when working from home.
No fighting over the bathroom
Listening to what I want when I want.
No 'what should we watch tonight' debates
No socks and jocks all over the place  |
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"I hear my neighbour pee ... waking up to that noise or going to sleep .... grown man pees like a horse ... why doesn't his gf say something if I can hear it through the walls,surely she isn't deaf ... "
Just ask him to aim for the side of the loo bowl instead of the water. |
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"I hear my neighbour pee ... waking up to that noise or going to sleep .... grown man pees like a horse ... why doesn't his gf say something if I can hear it through the walls,surely she isn't deaf ...
Just ask him to aim for the side of the loo bowl instead of the water. "
If his gf can't teach him that I wont |
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Not having to watch pointless TV shows,
lie to the “does my bum look big in this” question  ,
Hold my farts in, piss as loud as I want,
Can leave the toilet seat on up-mode always
not having to endure someone else’s indecision as well as my own,
not being told what to wear,
not having to clear my internet search history  ,
Jesus this isn’t so bad after all |
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