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over a year ago
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so basically met a guy out a few days ago that ticked all the boxes!
Funny,attractive, built like a brick ..house!
but...!
He stank!
as we chatted i was trying to mask the dry heaves his deodorant was inducing, he had a sports bag with him noticed a stynx can through the partially open zipper.
the stuff is vile!
the add campaign's market it as a pheromone like doodah that will make the person of your desires go weak at the knees with lust.. more like dizzy and light headed with the noxious over powering fumes!
in the end made excuses and left his presence!
anyone else had similar experiences with stynx wearers?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't even know what it smells like! But then maybe the magic of it is to lure in young women and repulse men?
Maybe it could be renamed to REPULSE? At least it would rhyme with the female deo IMPULSE, because I hate that stuff.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And Lynx burns the feckin pits off you too, and I find that in most cases lynx wearers squirt it on instead of taking a shower.....
Nothing beats a clean smell with just a hint of something nice... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"so basically met a guy out a few days ago that ticked all the boxes!
Funny,attractive, built like a brick ..house!
but...!
He stank!
as we chatted i was trying to mask the dry heaves his deodorant was inducing, he had a sports bag with him noticed a stynx can through the partially open zipper.
the stuff is vile!
the add campaign's market it as a pheromone like doodah that will make the person of your desires go weak at the knees with lust.. more like dizzy and light headed with the noxious over powering fumes!
in the end made excuses and left his presence!
anyone else had similar experiences with stynx wearers? "
u mean it really bothered u tht much u left just cos he wore lynx deodrant?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"so basically met a guy out a few days ago that ticked all the boxes!
Funny,attractive, built like a brick ..house!
but...!
He stank!
as we chatted i was trying to mask the dry heaves his deodorant was inducing, he had a sports bag with him noticed a stynx can through the partially open zipper.
the stuff is vile!
the add campaign's market it as a pheromone like doodah that will make the person of your desires go weak at the knees with lust.. more like dizzy and light headed with the noxious over powering fumes!
in the end made excuses and left his presence!
anyone else had similar experiences with stynx wearers?
u mean it really bothered u tht much u left just cos he wore lynx deodrant??"
or was it the b.o ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"so basically met a guy out a few days ago that ticked all the boxes!
Funny,attractive, built like a brick ..house!
but...!
He stank!
as we chatted i was trying to mask the dry heaves his deodorant was inducing, he had a sports bag with him noticed a stynx can through the partially open zipper.
the stuff is vile!
the add campaign's market it as a pheromone like doodah that will make the person of your desires go weak at the knees with lust.. more like dizzy and light headed with the noxious over powering fumes!
in the end made excuses and left his presence!
anyone else had similar experiences with stynx wearers?
u mean it really bothered u tht much u left just cos he wore lynx deodrant??"
or was it the b.o ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"u mean it really bothered u tht much u left just cos he wore lynx deodrant??"
braved it for nearly 40 mins before making excuses and going!
he was on his way to some sort of team sporting event.. tbh initially it was tolerable .. before he went off to use the facilities taking his sports bag with him.. and you guessed! he topped up on it and returned reeking of acidy musck stynx aerosol fumes.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I cannot stand that stuff - I think I still have a few box sets hanging about that I got as presents - one of them I think was chocolate or something and it was vile - I have sensitive skin so I tend to use neutral ordinary deodorants - Also, I used to work in a bar and the difference in smells once the smoking ban kicked in was unreal  (especially around boxing day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cannot stand that stuff - I think I still have a few box sets hanging about that I got as presents - one of them I think was chocolate or something and it was vile - I have sensitive skin so I tend to use neutral ordinary deodorants - Also, I used to work in a bar and the difference in smells once the smoking ban kicked in was unreal (especially around boxing day "
u should try dove for men,the blue one,i think its smells lovely |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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to be clear it wasn't a fab member (although their are probably fab stynx wearers!)
it was a random guy that chatted me up while waiting on a pal in town! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"MAYBE........
After you made your excuses and left, he said to himself, "Thank fuck that stuff worked! Took two doses though!"
Lmao!
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so instead of REPULSIVE it should be named REPELLENT?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"MAYBE........
After you made your excuses and left, he said to himself, "Thank fuck that stuff worked! Took two doses though!"
Lmao!
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if only!
he wouldn't let me leave until he watched me put his mobile number into my phonebook!
also.. possibly steroid user!
he was ripped as f***!
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Biggest load of sxxt post I've read thus far!! Total bulxxxxx!
I bet if I was wearing lynx (which I do by the way, sometimes I run out of my normal cheap deodorant because I'm not a millionaire, and will lift one of the many cans of lynx I have due to having nieces and nephews.. Again who are not millionaires, but it's the thought that counts...) not one of you would no unless you seen the can and seen me spray it on. Bulxxxxxxers here??
And by the way just for just sake the op did say this was not a meet? Maybe the lad like myself is not a millionaire and will use whatever cheap shite he has handy if he is only going down the gym or to work... And save the good stuff for special occasions when trying to impress someone... Or are you all going to try and convince me you all wear channel no1 every time you wake up, even just to walk round the garden with the mower????
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm glad Harvey never takes things personally and has sufficient humour to take things lightly and is open minded enough to understand that other people have different tastes in deodorant 
There are plenty of other affordable deodorants which smell more neutral. Just to say... I use Sure deodorant for every day wear which costs €2.00. |
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Ha ha ha!! My main point was I bet none of really could pass the blind smell test.. It seems if some people here said my shit tastes lush certain people would agree just to stay in the flirt click thingy that is soooo obvious here!!
I don't do click flirty or ball lick as I like the call it!!
I'll just go now and sit in the corner on me own and await me ban!!!
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"Sorry my bad.. I love sure deodorant it's the best.... Lick lick lick( I don't really but If I say that will she suck me cock!!! Desperado!!!) lmfao!! 
I think your lynx fumes have gone to your head, your posts are not making any sense. "
Really? Right well... Ok then if you say so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Changing tact here a wee bit ( i do hate fights) one thing I do hate about stynx (or its wearers) and I will hasten to add there are other stinky smellies out there - is the way the user will tend to spray over his whole body
Guys - when I go to nibble your nipple - I hate getting me tongue stuck to your chest
It actually tastes worse then it smells |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And ps. Sure deodorant?? Are ya fricken joking me women???
Sure it will always let you down "
I actually use Dove... I mixed it up. Is that better?? lol
I don't use the spray though, I find the roll ons more effective.
And I agree on the all over body spraying, not necessary. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooooooh!!!......
I'm wearing some Lynx now!
Showered in it, even sprayed the house in it!!
I heard Novice is in town!....
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Never heard of Portarlington much less visited.. wishful thinking or your part perhaps .. 
Very efficiently implemented plan though if repelling anyone within a five mile radius with a sense of smell was the intention .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haha!!
I thought that might bring you out from lurking in the murky shadows novice!!!
Portarlington?
Hey I live here and still can't find the place!
As for wishful thinking? I think not, but you can dream as much as you like, you wouldn't get it even in your worse wet dream! Lol
But it's always good to know that you don't have a sense of humour
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what body spray do ladys like that a man wears
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I prefer when they wear a neutralish deodorant (only used on armpits) and a nice perfurme or aftershave in moderation. I don't like the all body spray application. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what body spray do ladys like that a man wears
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nivea does a nice range for men , although i don,t mind some of lynx fragances some can be over powerin and go easy on the old aftersahve less is more don,t like the taste of it in my mouth when i,m bitin ya lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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agree with you ty, take it easy on the aftershave, a little dab is sure enough.
@ Fooey: More like 'Eau de Fool' lol
@ Aquarius: Some people don't like shared showers, fearing they drop the soap haha |
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