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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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OK so this is only a bit of fun or a distraction from covid, lockdown, new year crap etc
Years ago I worked in an office and a chat started with the ladies I worked with (all married with) about what id look for in an ideal guy, it was a laugh and went on for a few days, they even had it typed up.
Cant remember all the points but heres a few
Own teeth
Clean nails
Able to cook
A gentleman in the street 
Not into wearing socks with sandals
So add to the list and remember it's only a laugh
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By *oo32Man
over a year ago
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"OK so this is only a bit of fun or a distraction from covid, lockdown, new year crap etc
Years ago I worked in an office and a chat started with the ladies I worked with (all married with) about what id look for in an ideal guy, it was a laugh and went on for a few days, they even had it typed up.
Cant remember all the points but heres a few
Own teeth
Clean nails
Able to cook
A gentleman in the street
Not into wearing socks with sandals
So add to the list and remember it's only a laugh
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I was going ok up until the socks and sandals bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here we go....
Positive attitude
Basic grasp of English
Problem solving skills
Awesome boobies
All own teeth
All own toes
All own fingers
Punctuality
Killer legs
Must work well on own or as part of a team
Cleanliness
Must laugh at all Kaizer's jokes (non-negotiable)
Full drivers licence
Wifi
Basic cooking skills
Firm / supple derriere
Access to local amenities
A good credit history
Alluring eyes
Spectacles (optional)
Enthusiasm
Versatility in the boudoir
Versatility outside of the boudoir
Succulent lips
Top notch kissing techniques / skills
No Adams apple
Own hair
Ability to multi-task
Can perform under pressure
Standard lady sized feet / hands
A subscription to Sky Sports / BT Sports
Running water
Passport (optional)
... That'll do for now!    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here we go....
Positive attitude
Basic grasp of English
Problem solving skills
Awesome boobies
All own teeth
All own toes
All own fingers
Punctuality
Killer legs
Must work well on own or as part of a team
Cleanliness
Must laugh at all Kaizer's jokes (non-negotiable)
Full drivers licence
Wifi
Basic cooking skills
Firm / supple derriere
Access to local amenities
A good credit history
Alluring eyes
Spectacles (optional)
Enthusiasm
Versatility in the boudoir
Versatility outside of the boudoir
Succulent lips
Top notch kissing techniques / skills
No Adams apple
Own hair
Ability to multi-task
Can perform under pressure
Standard lady sized feet / hands
A subscription to Sky Sports / BT Sports
Running water
Passport (optional)
... That'll do for now! "
I'll take him! Where is he?? |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Here we go....
Positive attitude
Basic grasp of English
Problem solving skills
Awesome boobies
All own teeth
All own toes
All own fingers
Punctuality
Killer legs
Must work well on own or as part of a team
Cleanliness
Must laugh at all Kaizer's jokes (non-negotiable)
Full drivers licence
Wifi
Basic cooking skills
Firm / supple derriere
Access to local amenities
A good credit history
Alluring eyes
Spectacles (optional)
Enthusiasm
Versatility in the boudoir
Versatility outside of the boudoir
Succulent lips
Top notch kissing techniques / skills
No Adams apple
Own hair
Ability to multi-task
Can perform under pressure
Standard lady sized feet / hands
A subscription to Sky Sports / BT Sports
Running water
Passport (optional)
... That'll do for now!
I'll take him! Where is he??"
He's a she ...if Kaizer was to name all the good attributes of the perfect man he'd just use his name |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here we go....
Positive attitude
Basic grasp of English
Problem solving skills
Awesome boobies
All own teeth
All own toes
All own fingers
Punctuality
Killer legs
Must work well on own or as part of a team
Cleanliness
Must laugh at all Kaizer's jokes (non-negotiable)
Full drivers licence
Wifi
Basic cooking skills
Firm / supple derriere
Access to local amenities
A good credit history
Alluring eyes
Spectacles (optional)
Enthusiasm
Versatility in the boudoir
Versatility outside of the boudoir
Succulent lips
Top notch kissing techniques / skills
No Adams apple
Own hair
Ability to multi-task
Can perform under pressure
Standard lady sized feet / hands
A subscription to Sky Sports / BT Sports
Running water
Passport (optional)
... That'll do for now! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here we go....
Positive attitude
Basic grasp of English
Problem solving skills
Awesome boobies
All own teeth
All own toes
All own fingers
Punctuality
Killer legs
Must work well on own or as part of a team
Cleanliness
Must laugh at all Kaizer's jokes (non-negotiable)
Full drivers licence
Wifi
Basic cooking skills
Firm / supple derriere
Access to local amenities
A good credit history
Alluring eyes
Spectacles (optional)
Enthusiasm
Versatility in the boudoir
Versatility outside of the boudoir
Succulent lips
Top notch kissing techniques / skills
No Adams apple
Own hair
Ability to multi-task
Can perform under pressure
Standard lady sized feet / hands
A subscription to Sky Sports / BT Sports
Running water
Passport (optional)
... That'll do for now! "
Hahaha thats a long list! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Traits in women I find really attractive
- Likes outdoor activities/sport
- similar taste in music (preferably pre 80s)
- daring
- cheeky sense of humour |
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Taller than me so over 6ft.
Broad shoulders.
Thick muscular thighs.
A few piercings and tattoos.
Someone who likes the simple things like watching the sunset go down on the beach or picnics.
Someone who doesnt take themselves to serious.
A guy who has an extremely high sex drive to keep up with mine!!!
Someone who is spontaneous and not afraid of adventures.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here we go....
Positive attitude
Basic grasp of English
Problem solving skills
Awesome boobies
All own teeth
All own toes
All own fingers
Punctuality
Killer legs
Must work well on own or as part of a team
Cleanliness
Must laugh at all Kaizer's jokes (non-negotiable)
Full drivers licence
Wifi
Basic cooking skills
Firm / supple derriere
Access to local amenities
A good credit history
Alluring eyes
Spectacles (optional)
Enthusiasm
Versatility in the boudoir
Versatility outside of the boudoir
Succulent lips
Top notch kissing techniques / skills
No Adams apple
Own hair
Ability to multi-task
Can perform under pressure
Standard lady sized feet / hands
A subscription to Sky Sports / BT Sports
Running water
Passport (optional)
... That'll do for now!
Hahaha thats a long list! "
That's the short version 
Kaizer actually condensed it so to NOT look picky!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here we go....
Positive attitude
Basic grasp of English
Problem solving skills
Awesome boobies
All own teeth
All own toes
All own fingers
Punctuality
Killer legs
Must work well on own or as part of a team
Cleanliness
Must laugh at all Kaizer's jokes (non-negotiable)
Full drivers licence
Wifi
Basic cooking skills
Firm / supple derriere
Access to local amenities
A good credit history
Alluring eyes
Spectacles (optional)
Enthusiasm
Versatility in the boudoir
Versatility outside of the boudoir
Succulent lips
Top notch kissing techniques / skills
No Adams apple
Own hair
Ability to multi-task
Can perform under pressure
Standard lady sized feet / hands
A subscription to Sky Sports / BT Sports
Running water
Passport (optional)
... That'll do for now!
I'll take him! Where is he??
He's a she ...if Kaizer was to name all the good attributes of the perfect man he'd just use his name "
Boom  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No one is perfect and my wishlist is short: beautiful eyes, sexy smile, and great sense of humor. I dont mind big or small boobies, colour and length of hair.
There is always something catchy in the eyes |
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