Right, with a spoon full of noodles in my gob, got me thinking.
What's the strangest thing you have had in your mouth?
Or alternatively in your fanny/bum(sorry for the vulgarity I meant to say cunt/arse xxx).
As the op I'll go first a camera both ends i gargled and felt uncomfortable at the same time.
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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A camera up my arse,down my throat (i did ask them to clean it first )
Next day a camera down the eye of my flute while have a ultrasound of my testicles at the same time
That was a weird holiday  |
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"A camera up my arse,down my throat (i did ask them to clean it first )
Next day a camera down the eye of my flute while have a ultrasound of my testicles at the same time
That was a weird holiday "
Sounds like a kinky fab adventure if ya left out the ultrasound bit  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"A camera up my arse,down my throat (i did ask them to clean it first )
Next day a camera down the eye of my flute while have a ultrasound of my testicles at the same time
That was a weird holiday
Sounds like a kinky fab adventure if ya left out the ultrasound bit "
When my testicles came up on the screen she wasnt impressed when I asked was it a boy or a girl
As for what happens to your dick when the camera comes out I'll leave that for most embarrassing stories |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"A camera up my arse,down my throat (i did ask them to clean it first )
Next day a camera down the eye of my flute while have a ultrasound of my testicles at the same time
That was a weird holiday
Sounds like a kinky fab adventure if ya left out the ultrasound bit
When my testicles came up on the screen she wasnt impressed when I asked was it a boy or a girl
As for what happens to your dick when the camera comes out I'll leave that for most embarrassing stories "
Now u have us interested what happens  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A cock is probably the strangest thing I've ever had in my mouth!
If was your own i would have been slightly impressed 
If I could get my own cock in my mouth I would never leave the house  "
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"A camera up my arse,down my throat (i did ask them to clean it first )
Next day a camera down the eye of my flute while have a ultrasound of my testicles at the same time
That was a weird holiday "
Jeez i hope they at least bought you dinner first |
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