Chat up lines to me may be the worst way to start a conversation.
Best - can't think of a single one.
Worst:
One I sent to someone as a joke "something about your eyes got me dripping like an egg sandwich".
Worst I've received:
*if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple
*hey I'm marty and I like to party (not sure if it belongs here. It's just bad)
*how much does a polar bear weigh? Definitely not enough to break the ice...
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Walk around carrying, like, two dozen limes and then bump into the person on purpose and drop them all!
Then when you're fumbling about trying to collect them say "Sorry can you help me out, please? I'm really bad at pick up limes"
Try for a least twenty limes otherwise it just comes across as lazy  |
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If you were a bigger I'd pick you.
Do you like turnip, cause I'm going to turn up your back door and buck ye.
Do you like lettuce? Lettuce buck ye.
Do you like dragons, cause I'm going to drag my balls across your face.
If I flip I coin what's the chances of me getting head.
Let's not turn this r*ape into murder
Does this hancy smell if chloroform |
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"Walk around carrying, like, two dozen limes and then bump into the person on purpose and drop them all!
Then when you're fumbling about trying to collect them say "Sorry can you help me out, please? I'm really bad at pick up limes"
Try for a least twenty limes otherwise it just comes across as lazy "
Or same thing with lemons, and ask if they fancied coming along to the Lemon Party |
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"Walk around carrying, like, two dozen limes and then bump into the person on purpose and drop them all!
Then when you're fumbling about trying to collect them say "Sorry can you help me out, please? I'm really bad at pick up limes"
Try for a least twenty limes otherwise it just comes across as lazy "
thats brilliant ha ha... and your eyes meet as you pick up the limes together, hands grazing as you both reach for the last one, the suggestiveness of putting the limes in the bag... im.swooning  |
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