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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

You need to calm down

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

STFU

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bring back Bertie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I do listen

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By *oghunter33Woman over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

There's a fab clique.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Covid is a conspiracy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The women here aren't great

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By *Sparkie.Man over a year ago

Ratoath

Are you in yet?

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Women on here never reply

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Meet me now!

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By *oo32Man over a year ago

tipperary

Cadburys chocolate is overrated

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By *Sparkie.Man over a year ago

Ratoath

You sound like your Mother...

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By *easingTimMan over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Now, don't take this personally..."

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By *iscuits8Man over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I'm not racist..........

but...

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By *easingTimMan over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"You're wrong and here's why"

(my ex used to use that aul chestnut on me

)

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Yes your bum looks big....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It doesn't happen every man...

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By *ildmovementMan over a year ago

Dublin

Trumps a great world leader................

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Dublin All Ireland Champions Again

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By *oghunter33Woman over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I told you so...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Men are A-holes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men are A-holes

You forgot the "all"

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Mines bigger than yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats wrong love

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Is squirting just really peeing

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

Relax, will you ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I actually really hate Christmas...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sssh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What!?

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By *oo32Man over a year ago

tipperary

Oh another man bashing post

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By *dventurousDuoxXCouple over a year ago

Blaney

Pineapple belongs on pizza

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

VAR is a great idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jaffa cakes are mank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ill finish that tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I won’t come inside........ahaaaaaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shiver me timbers

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By *oo32Man over a year ago

tipperary

Yes your sisters def hotter

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Nicest fanny on fab is...

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By *oc1998Man over a year ago

Dundalk

GAA is ruined by Dublin

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

[Removed by poster at 27/12/20 13:10:11]

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Who's better, Rangers or Celtic ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The sky is blue....

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By *amesoflondonMan over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 27/12/20 13:28:14]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cream eggs are revolting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Female ejaculate is not piss!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck you ya cunt.

Did it in four. Wahoo early climax my specialty

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By *ouge and blueCouple over a year ago

Cork

It's five words or fewer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your Da sells Avon!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your Da sells Avon!"

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By *arper8000Man over a year ago

cork

its not that small!

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

"It's five words or fewer.

I was actually waiting on that

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By *peeddateMan over a year ago

Armagh

Sorry, what were you saying?........

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By *ust4funcoupleCouple over a year ago

Moira

Your sister is better

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Your ma's your da.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/12/20 14:55:33]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you got dandruff?

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By *amesoflondonMan over a year ago

London

these are your panties, right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why me?

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By *amesoflondonMan over a year ago

London

Your Sisters Nude was better

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By *amesoflondonMan over a year ago

London

Admit it, i'm always right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fine! Do what you want.

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

You're not my fuckin mother

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fine! Do what you want.

Guaranteed row!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What you say ???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fine! Do what you want.

Guaranteed row!!"

Everytime

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you not ready yet?

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

"Are you not ready yet?"

I'll only be 5 minutes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This shit is still going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What are you on about?

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By *addubMan over a year ago

dublin. 12

Love your mum's sexy bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pineapple is great on pizza....

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

I want the telly controls

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By *oxyvixen99Woman over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Football is a shit game

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By *eorge JetsonMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Is your pussy getting fatter....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its grand, ill pull out

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By *amesoflondonMan over a year ago

London

Happy Valentines Darling. Go Dutch?

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By *he English OneMan over a year ago

west

The US election was rigged

(I'm not really for this just going with the topic)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2020 was a great year

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By *kblueeyesCouple over a year ago

kilkenny

It must be your hormones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We were on a break

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

"We were on a break"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mams bum is best

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

Women here have inflated egos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most people here have no empathy

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By *oeysanMan over a year ago

Leinster

Women drivers, am I right ?

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Could easily, but I won't!

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

Its ten inches I promise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could easily, but I won't!"

??!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its ten inches I promise

Lol

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By *aseMan over a year ago

Gourock

This is a sex site

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By *eebawMan over a year ago

When a woman asks does this look good and you say yes .

‘’ why whats wrong with it ‘’

Or when they reply to anything with

I’m fine . You know there not fine.

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By *eebawMan over a year ago

you going out like that

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By *eebawMan over a year ago

My ex was better

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By *easingTimMan over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Makes your arse look big"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes, you look fine dear??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everyone is so judgemental on here .

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Iambackbaby79 uses only six words

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

relax and take it easy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Iambackbaby79 uses only six words "

Oops missed that on title apologies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does my bum look big??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I caused an argument here.

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

"I caused an argument here."

Never

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You looked fab back then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The forums are pure shite

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By *nceuponatimecplCouple over a year ago

The edge of town

I'm into older women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I caused an argument here.

Never

Yep i sure did yes.

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

"I caused an argument here.

Never

Yep i sure did yes."

O no you did not

Love panto season dont you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I caused an argument here.

Never

Yep i sure did yes.

O no you did not

Love panto season dont you "

Yes five words only yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yes-it does look big!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yes-it does look big!"

Yes it is big so.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The forums are pure shite "

I beg to differ

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The forums are pure shite

I beg to differ

Argument started yes yes yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm here researching a book

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By *attooYouMan over a year ago

just about northside

Nothing....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your just like your mother

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By *eaAndBenCouple over a year ago

Dublin

I’ll just share your chips!

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By *dfabMan over a year ago

Dunboyne

Only reply if face pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *dfabMan over a year ago

Dunboyne

To Sydney University...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your profile is a fake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your profile is a fake."

Can I be your stalker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Really,I thought you're older

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your profile is a fake.

Can I be your stalker

Would you really want to.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your profile is a fake.

Can I be your stalker

Would you really want to."

I love stalking bold women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your just not my type

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By *avidc2019Man over a year ago

dublin

My ex was better looking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your just not my type "

I promise I can change

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your profile is a fake.

Can I be your stalker

Would you really want to.

I love stalking bold women

Good that your in dublin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most men fake their height .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most men fake their height ."

No argument there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most men fake their height .

No argument there

True i thought it may rise some though lol ah damn must try think of some more . I got some going almost for not using 5 words that's about it .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your profile is a fake.

Can I be your stalker

Would you really want to.

I love stalking bold women

Good that your in dublin.

I like to travel around

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you squirt?

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Cork...Real capital of Ireland

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you discreet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knowingly transmitting this horrible virus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The click on fab sucks .

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By *attooYouMan over a year ago

just about northside

Bridgerton is for chicks

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By *andytownMan over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"stay out if you want"

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By *andytownMan over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"i don't mind.... Honestly"

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By *andytownMan over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"sure enjoy yourself... Ya cunt"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am telling your wife .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your sister is better...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brexit

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

"Brexit"

Thank jebus that was mostly put to bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This was a lovely year

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your sister is better..."

I dont have a sister.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

This thread is ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's not ridiculous you are .

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"It's not ridiculous you are .

who the hell do you think you are ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slow down a bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not ridiculous you are .

who the hell do you think you are ?

Those are more than 5 words

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"It's not ridiculous you are .

who the hell do you think you are ?

Those are more than 5 words

Doesn't count, we're having an argument now not starting one

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By *eter ClarkMan over a year ago

Estepona

I slept with your sister.

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By *he jumpstartMan over a year ago

Donegal

You look older than that

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By *atts n titsCouple over a year ago

everywhere

Your round not curvy

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By *atts n titsCouple over a year ago

everywhere

"Your round not curvy "
being polite leaving the word fucking out of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Start an argument in less than 5 words?

Fab sucks as a guy

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By *aucyladMan over a year ago

Dublin

Government doing a great job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grammar police are two fussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whatever...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not ridiculous you are .

who the hell do you think you are ?

I started an argument

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Are you on the rag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not ridiculous you are .

who the hell do you think you are ?

Those are more than 5 words

Doesn't count, we're having an argument now not starting one

Yes it does count ha.

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By *atts n titsCouple over a year ago

everywhere

You Any pictures not filtered

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Me me me me me

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By *irewolffMan over a year ago

Dublin

It only takes 1 word with me & that word is 'smile'.

MsD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me me me me me "

You you you you you.

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By *upermanslovechildMan over a year ago

Glasnevin

First off, don't touch me.

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

"Me me me me me

You you you you you.

So are you starting now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me me me me me

You you you you you.

So are you starting now "

Yes yes yes yes yes

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

"Me me me me me

You you you you you.

So are you starting now

Yes yes yes yes yes"

Just lets be friends instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me me me me me

You you you you you.

So are you starting now

Yes yes yes yes yes

Just lets be friends instead "

What are we arguing about.

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

"Me me me me me

You you you you you.

So are you starting now

Yes yes yes yes yes

Just lets be friends instead

What are we arguing about.

My unrequited lust for you

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By *atts n titsCouple over a year ago

everywhere

"Me me me me me

You you you you you.

So are you starting now

Yes yes yes yes yes

Just lets be friends instead

What are we arguing about.

"
no bogs getting cut in Ireland

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