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Describe your Penis in Christmas terms

By *ofusplus OP Couple over a year ago

Limerick

So instead of the traditional sky remotes, beer bottles, lynx cans etc, how would you quantify your penis size in Christmassy terms?

For e.g. 15 Brussels sprouts end to end or the width of a family box of teacakes .....

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Like he needs to phone home.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A white chocolate yule log

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ding dong merrily on high

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

Mine like a brussels sprout ...not just the size...just everytime I ask someone to put it in their mouth they say they hate it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ding dong merrily on high

Shit you meant size - not state of arousal lol. NOTE: Must fully read OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know how boxes of roses have been getting smaller and smaller.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An annual occurrence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd say about that of the losers piece of a Christmas cracker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 holly berries and a few inches on tinsel

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

Like tinsel, people just love to run their hands along it

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By *aughty but nice...Man over a year ago

Staffs

A plump fat juicy turkey...lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like a curly wurly in the selection box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A little cracker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A monster cracker.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A monster cracker.

More like a Jelly Tots Tube lol

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Little drummer boy

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By *oserMan over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

A bit of stuffing

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Turkey leg

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Feast your mince pies on that!

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By *he jumpstartMan over a year ago

Donegal

Baby its cold outside! lol

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By *rmrs1234Couple over a year ago

Waterford

I dont have a penis but if i did it would probable be the best penis in the world called lotsa baubles

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Rudolph

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

The big lad with the sack

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By *oghunter33Woman over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I don't have a cock but my pussy could do with some sausage stuffing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Xmas tree as the fairy could sit on top of mine any day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you

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By *atts n titsCouple over a year ago

everywhere

Pull it and see

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

Attached to a jolly fat man

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By *erlincorkMan over a year ago

London

Pig in a blanket... salty, wrapped, and the best thing on the menu

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By *oserMan over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"I don't have a cock but my pussy could do with some sausage stuffing.

Stuffing you say?

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By *antra MassageMan over a year ago

South Side.

Noblis fir...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Christmas cracker. Grip firmly and pull until it pops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unwrap and get dissapointed

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Santa cums but once a year

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like a cocktail sausage. Not very big, but people keep wanting more

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

Merry Christmas one and all

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

Bah humbug

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

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By *ensualandslow321Man over a year ago

Tullamore

Christmas cracker that tastes of pineapple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The big lad with the sack"
ding ding we have a winner hahahaha brillant

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

"The big lad with the sackding ding we have a winner hahahaha brillant"

My prize expired months ago

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