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over a year ago
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When your sitting alone and you get that tingling feeling that you just want to stick something up your butt..
Thankfully I had a tube of prittstick 
What object is closest to you that you could use...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When your sitting alone and you get that tingling feeling that you just want to stick something up your butt..
Thankfully I had a tube of prittstick
What object is closest to you that you could use... "
You sure you don't have worms?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When your sitting alone and you get that tingling feeling that you just want to stick something up your butt..
Thankfully I had a tube of prittstick
What object is closest to you that you could use...
You sure you don't have worms? "
I could have  do you want to do a rectal examination for me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When your sitting alone and you get that tingling feeling that you just want to stick something up your butt..
Thankfully I had a tube of prittstick
What object is closest to you that you could use...
You sure you don't have worms?
I could have do you want to do a rectal examination for me? "
Sure  . Strictly for diagnostic purposes obviously  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When your sitting alone and you get that tingling feeling that you just want to stick something up your butt..
Thankfully I had a tube of prittstick
What object is closest to you that you could use...
You sure you don't have worms?
I could have do you want to do a rectal examination for me?
Sure . Strictly for diagnostic purposes obviously "
I have the PPE ready  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When your sitting alone and you get that tingling feeling that you just want to stick something up your butt..
Thankfully I had a tube of prittstick
What object is closest to you that you could use...
You sure you don't have worms?
I could have do you want to do a rectal examination for me?
Sure . Strictly for diagnostic purposes obviously
I have the PPE ready "
Youre right, I better double glove, cant be too sure in this climate.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When your sitting alone and you get that tingling feeling that you just want to stick something up your butt..
Thankfully I had a tube of prittstick
What object is closest to you that you could use... "
Hahaha Oh Dotty! You are crazy!
Nothing than a butt plug (diamond or tingler vibro) for me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When your sitting alone and you get that tingling feeling that you just want to stick something up your butt..
Thankfully I had a tube of prittstick
What object is closest to you that you could use...
You sure you don't have worms?
I could have do you want to do a rectal examination for me?
Sure . Strictly for diagnostic purposes obviously
I have the PPE ready
Youre right, I better double glove, cant be too sure in this climate. "
Oh yeah double glove gives a bit of extra thickness |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A Christmas tree 
Watch out for splinters
And the rest of the Ninja Turtles."
As long as Bebop and Rock steady aren't joining the party he should be OK  rhino horns ouch |
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"When your sitting alone and you get that tingling feeling that you just want to stick something up your butt..
Thankfully I had a tube of prittstick
What object is closest to you that you could use... "
Ah Jasus maybe you just need a shite  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I see a lady on the hot photos has a carrot up her ass now that's creative!
Can't see it...there's some bure with a plate of Hobnobs though  "
She'd have gotten the ride of they were rich tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Firstly, remove any feathers and quills with pliers.
Put oven rack in lower third of oven and preheat oven to 450°F.
Rinse turkey inside and out and pat dry.
Mix salt and pepper in a small bowl and sprinkle it evenly in turkey cavities and all over skin.
Fold neck skin under body and, if desired, secure with metal skewer, then tuck wing tips under breast and tie drumsticks together with kitchen string.
Put turkey on rack in a large flameproof roasting pan.
Roast, rotating pan 180 degrees halfway through roasting, until thermometer inserted into fleshy part of each thigh (close to but not touching bone) registers 170°F, 1 3/4 to 2 1/2 hours.
Carefully tilt turkey so juices from inside large cavity run into roasting pan.
Transfer turkey to a platter (do not clean roasting pan) and let stand 30 minutes (temperature of thigh meat will rise to 180°F).
Cut off and discard string from turkey.
For a stuffed turkey:Twelve cups of stuffing will fill both cavities and leave you extra to bake separately.
Just before roasting, spoon room-temperature stuffing loosely (stuffing expands as it cooks) into the neck (smaller) cavity.
Fold the neck skin underneath the body and secure with a small metal skewer.
Then loosely fill the body (larger) cavity, and tie drumsticks together.
If you don't want any stuffing to spill out, cover the opening with a slice of fresh bread, tucking it inside the cavity before tying the drumsticks.
Timing for a stuffed bird may be slightly longer, but start checking the temperature at 1 3/4 hours.
Immediately transfer stuffing from body cavity to a shallow baking dish (separate from one for stuffing baked outside the turkey).
Take temperature of stuffing in neck cavity and if less than 165°F, add it to the baking dish.
Bake (covered for a moist stuffing or uncovered for a crisp top) until it reaches a minimum of 165°F.
This can take 20 to 45 minutes, depending on the temperature of the oven, which you may have lowered to reheat side dishes.
Then take sharp in take of breath and just shhhlide 'er on in there!
Bon appetit and god bless us..... Everyone   |
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