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The Fab Nativity 2020
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After a moving performance as Big baby Jesus, Kaizer has decided to direct and produce this year's Fab Nativity!
We need the following roles fulfilled:
Baby Jesus
3 Wise Dudes
A Virgin Mary
Joseph the Carpenter
Sheep #1
Sheep #2
Sheep #3
An ass 
The Innkeeper
And special guest star John McClane
Let the casting commence  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You'll be oversubscribed for sheep  "
3 is sufficient!
Also a baby Judas is going to make an appearance in this version!
"From birth, they were destined to CROSS paths!" |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"You forgot the angels 
Ain't no angels around here Booboo 
I doubt there's a virgin either 
Are you not?  "
Oh I most definitely do not fit into that role haven't in a long time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You forgot the angels
Ain't no angels around here Booboo
I doubt there's a virgin either
Are you not?
Oh I most definitely do not fit into that role haven't in a long time "
That's what the blessed Mary said  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We also need a star to guide the way
Good suggestion.... That'll be RB
Is that because I shine brightly or because I'm so fucking old? "
Both! In equal measures |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"John McClane? Not sure if the insurance would cover me - with my knees?
I could do a John the Baptist maybe?  "
You could be the German dude that gets kneecapped on the roof |
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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago
Where the Streets Have No Name |
"John McClane? Not sure if the insurance would cover me - with my knees?
I could do a John the Baptist maybe?
You could be the German dude that gets kneecapped on the roof "
Ya Das ist gut.
I'll go practice.
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"John McClane? Not sure if the insurance would cover me - with my knees?
I could do a John the Baptist maybe?
You could be the German dude that gets kneecapped on the roof
Ya Das ist gut.
I'll go practice.
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Would it not be better in playing the guy that gets shot in the head....with your experience like |
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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago
Where the Streets Have No Name |
"John McClane? Not sure if the insurance would cover me - with my knees?
I could do a John the Baptist maybe?
You could be the German dude that gets kneecapped on the roof
Ya Das ist gut.
I'll go practice.
Would it not be better in playing the guy that gets shot in the head....with your experience like "
Lol Boom!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I notice no one is volunteering to be the Messiah "
Okay if you insist!
The Director shall rekindle his award winning role as Big Baby Jesus
Plenty o' swaddlin please  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will the new travel restrictions affect the 3 stooges coming to visit the young lad?
That depends where they coming from?! the far East I think. East wall?"
Longford or Leitrim? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost 
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost "
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I assume the whole cast will be on stage singing 'The 'Bare Nescessities' as the final number??
"Look for the...."
Altogether now!"
Why would the Jungle Book feature in a production about the birth of our Lord and Saviour?
Leave the Directing to the Director please! |
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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago
athenry |
"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror "
I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle "
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man |
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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago
athenry |
"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man "
I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints"
Will you have a high viz jacket? |
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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago
athenry |
"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints
Will you have a high viz jacket? "
yea and mucky boots. I'll have a pint in each hand |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints
Will you have a high viz jacket? yea and mucky boots. I'll have a pint in each hand "
You're in
But that means we still need a third Wise man  |
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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago
athenry |
"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints
Will you have a high viz jacket? yea and mucky boots. I'll have a pint in each hand
You're in
But that means we still need a third Wise man "
after a few more pints I'll be the wisest of them all |
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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago
Where the Streets Have No Name |
"I assume the whole cast will be on stage singing 'The 'Bare Nescessities' as the final number??
"Look for the...."
Altogether now!
Why would the Jungle Book feature in a production about the birth of our Lord and Saviour?
Leave the Directing to the Director please! "
I'll take that as a 'maybe' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints
Will you have a high viz jacket? yea and mucky boots. I'll have a pint in each hand
You're in
But that means we still need a third Wise man after a few more pints I'll be the wisest of them all "
Shiver me timbers!
What type of establishment are you supervising?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I assume the whole cast will be on stage singing 'The 'Bare Nescessities' as the final number??
"Look for the...."
Altogether now!
Why would the Jungle Book feature in a production about the birth of our Lord and Saviour?
Leave the Directing to the Director please!
I'll take that as a 'maybe' "
We'll file it under "Emergencies" |
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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago
athenry |
"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints
Will you have a high viz jacket? yea and mucky boots. I'll have a pint in each hand
You're in
But that means we still need a third Wise man after a few more pints I'll be the wisest of them all
Shiver me timbers!
What type of establishment are you supervising? "
I've just broken up for the Christmas and having a few pints. By the way I'll be needing a camel. Do you know where I can get a cheap one? |
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By *oo32Man
over a year ago
tipperary |
"Is this a musical?
Yes Bob, will you and Sleepyhead do a rendition of Away in a manger?  "
Best I can do is
Run to the hills
Sweating bullets
Highway to hello
One
Unforgiven
Thunder struck...
Pick one or two and get back to me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints
Will you have a high viz jacket? yea and mucky boots. I'll have a pint in each hand
You're in
But that means we still need a third Wise man after a few more pints I'll be the wisest of them all
Shiver me timbers!
What type of establishment are you supervising? I've just broken up for the Christmas and having a few pints. By the way I'll be needing a camel. Do you know where I can get a cheap one?"
Whoah!!!
This ain't that type of production Buddy!
Bogperson has already been warned about pleasuring the livestock and so shall you.
Just stand there with your clipboard, stopwatch and monitor the establishment!
No one is to touch, ride or fuck any animal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this a musical?
Yes Bob, will you and Sleepyhead do a rendition of Away in a manger?
Best I can do is
Run to the hills
Sweating bullets
Highway to hello
One
Unforgiven
Thunder struck...
Pick one or two and get back to me"
You are aware of the song Away in a manger?
Focus on that |
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By *oo32Man
over a year ago
tipperary |
"Is this a musical?
Yes Bob, will you and Sleepyhead do a rendition of Away in a manger?
Best I can do is
Run to the hills
Sweating bullets
Highway to hello
One
Unforgiven
Thunder struck...
Pick one or two and get back to me
You are aware of the song Away in a manger?
Focus on that "
We can do something by scooter if that's any good |
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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago
athenry |
"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints
Will you have a high viz jacket? yea and mucky boots. I'll have a pint in each hand
You're in
But that means we still need a third Wise man after a few more pints I'll be the wisest of them all
Shiver me timbers!
What type of establishment are you supervising? I've just broken up for the Christmas and having a few pints. By the way I'll be needing a camel. Do you know where I can get a cheap one?
Whoah!!!
This ain't that type of production Buddy!
Bogperson has already been warned about pleasuring the livestock and so shall you.
Just stand there with your clipboard, stopwatch and monitor the establishment!
No one is to touch, ride or fuck any animal "
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Is this a musical?
Yes Bob, will you and Sleepyhead do a rendition of Away in a manger?
Best I can do is
Run to the hills
Sweating bullets
Highway to hello
One
Unforgiven
Thunder struck...
Pick one or two and get back to me"
I vote for unforgiven and run to the hills |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints
Will you have a high viz jacket? yea and mucky boots. I'll have a pint in each hand
You're in
But that means we still need a third Wise man after a few more pints I'll be the wisest of them all
Shiver me timbers!
What type of establishment are you supervising? I've just broken up for the Christmas and having a few pints. By the way I'll be needing a camel. Do you know where I can get a cheap one?
Whoah!!!
This ain't that type of production Buddy!
Bogperson has already been warned about pleasuring the livestock and so shall you.
Just stand there with your clipboard, stopwatch and monitor the establishment!
No one is to touch, ride or fuck any animal "
Then how can the 3 wise men get there if they cant ride their camels |
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By *oo32Man
over a year ago
tipperary |
"Is this a musical?
Yes Bob, will you and Sleepyhead do a rendition of Away in a manger?
Best I can do is
Run to the hills
Sweating bullets
Highway to hello
One
Unforgiven
Thunder struck...
Pick one or two and get back to me
I vote for unforgiven and run to the hills "
See see the ladies love it already |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints
Will you have a high viz jacket? yea and mucky boots. I'll have a pint in each hand
You're in
But that means we still need a third Wise man after a few more pints I'll be the wisest of them all
Shiver me timbers!
What type of establishment are you supervising? I've just broken up for the Christmas and having a few pints. By the way I'll be needing a camel. Do you know where I can get a cheap one?
Whoah!!!
This ain't that type of production Buddy!
Bogperson has already been warned about pleasuring the livestock and so shall you.
Just stand there with your clipboard, stopwatch and monitor the establishment!
No one is to touch, ride or fuck any animal
Then how can the 3 wise men get there if they cant ride their camels "
Walk or borrow an ass or two on the way to make it faster |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this a musical?
Yes Bob, will you and Sleepyhead do a rendition of Away in a manger?
Best I can do is
Run to the hills
Sweating bullets
Highway to hello
One
Unforgiven
Thunder struck...
Pick one or two and get back to me
I vote for unforgiven and run to the hills "
There will be no Metallica anywhere near anything Kaizer does.... They suck reindeer balls  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints
Will you have a high viz jacket? yea and mucky boots. I'll have a pint in each hand
You're in
But that means we still need a third Wise man after a few more pints I'll be the wisest of them all
Shiver me timbers!
What type of establishment are you supervising? I've just broken up for the Christmas and having a few pints. By the way I'll be needing a camel. Do you know where I can get a cheap one?
Whoah!!!
This ain't that type of production Buddy!
Bogperson has already been warned about pleasuring the livestock and so shall you.
Just stand there with your clipboard, stopwatch and monitor the establishment!
No one is to touch, ride or fuck any animal
Then how can the 3 wise men get there if they cant ride their camels
Walk or borrow an ass or two on the way to make it faster "
Booboo will be a wise man |
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By *oo32Man
over a year ago
tipperary |
"Is this a musical?
Yes Bob, will you and Sleepyhead do a rendition of Away in a manger?
Best I can do is
Run to the hills
Sweating bullets
Highway to hello
One
Unforgiven
Thunder struck...
Pick one or two and get back to me
I vote for unforgiven and run to the hills
There will be no Metallica anywhere near anything Kaizer does.... They suck reindeer balls "
Run to the hills it is so |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Anyone but Joseph, he got a raw deal in the whole situation he never got the leg over that pesky ghost
I suppose me and Joesph do have something in common then.... you should apply to be the ghost
The Ghost is in the Easter play
Seeing as your so knowledgeable you can be Wise man #3.
You need to find a mirror I thought the ghost was the daddy. Bring back Jeremy Kyle
The Ghost features after the Pentecost goddammit
Keep talking buddy, and you prove you ain't no wise man I want to be one of the lads in the inn. There's plenty of room in it but with social distancing Mary and Joseph are not allowed in as they haven't pre booked and she's in no state to sit down for a substantial meal with her pints
Will you have a high viz jacket? yea and mucky boots. I'll have a pint in each hand
You're in
But that means we still need a third Wise man after a few more pints I'll be the wisest of them all
Shiver me timbers!
What type of establishment are you supervising? I've just broken up for the Christmas and having a few pints. By the way I'll be needing a camel. Do you know where I can get a cheap one?
Whoah!!!
This ain't that type of production Buddy!
Bogperson has already been warned about pleasuring the livestock and so shall you.
Just stand there with your clipboard, stopwatch and monitor the establishment!
No one is to touch, ride or fuck any animal
Then how can the 3 wise men get there if they cant ride their camels
Walk or borrow an ass or two on the way to make it faster
Booboo will be a wise man "
I'll have to wrap the boobs up so |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please Mr KT can i be a camel... I can do 1 hump or 2
The role is yours
Please mr k.....
Can I ride the camel "
Sorry Bob the camel is out of your league |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please Mr KT can i be a camel... I can do 1 hump or 2
The role is yours
Please mr k.....
Can I ride the camel
Sorry Bob the camel is out of your league
The Director says no Bob I think "
Can the cast just focus on the production and not riding each other |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Please Mr KT can i be a camel... I can do 1 hump or 2
The role is yours
Please mr k.....
Can I ride the camel
Sorry Bob the camel is out of your league
The Director says no Bob I think
Can the cast just focus on the production and not riding each other "
Pfft where's the fun in that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please Mr KT can i be a camel... I can do 1 hump or 2
The role is yours
Please mr k.....
Can I ride the camel
Sorry Bob the camel is out of your league
The Director says no Bob I think
Can the cast just focus on the production and not riding each other
Pfft where's the fun in that "
Save the celebrations until after the show please |
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"Please Mr KT can i be a camel... I can do 1 hump or 2
The role is yours
Please mr k.....
Can I ride the camel
Sorry Bob the camel is out of your league
The Director says no Bob I think
Can the cast just focus on the production and not riding each other
Pfft where's the fun in that
Save the celebrations until after the show please "
So no ACTIVITY just NATIVITY |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This director is gone power crazy"
The Director is directing!
Some members of the cast and crew and only here for the Mulled Wine and the chance of getting a fumble under the mistletoe  |
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If I'm the star leading the way it's about time we got this show on the road. We'll never get to Bethlehem at this rate.
Wise men and WiseBo line up. Watch out for the cameltoes.
Shepherds let's get the flock out of here...... |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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"If I'm the star leading the way it's about time we got this show on the road. We'll never get to Bethlehem at this rate.
Wise men and WiseBo line up. Watch out for the cameltoes.
Shepherds let's get the flock out of here......"
Well I'm ready anyhow waits for others while trying to work out where the light is actually shining from rb |
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"If I'm the star leading the way it's about time we got this show on the road. We'll never get to Bethlehem at this rate.
Wise men and WiseBo line up. Watch out for the cameltoes.
Shepherds let's get the flock out of here......
Well I'm ready anyhow waits for others while trying to work out where the light is actually shining from rb "
I've told you before. I just emanate.  |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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"If I'm the star leading the way it's about time we got this show on the road. We'll never get to Bethlehem at this rate.
Wise men and WiseBo line up. Watch out for the cameltoes.
Shepherds let's get the flock out of here......
Well I'm ready anyhow waits for others while trying to work out where the light is actually shining from rb
I've told you before. I just emanate. "
 oh that you do. And there was me thinking it was just a smudge in my eye line |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If I'm the star leading the way it's about time we got this show on the road. We'll never get to Bethlehem at this rate.
Wise men and WiseBo line up. Watch out for the cameltoes.
Shepherds let's get the flock out of here......
Well I'm ready anyhow waits for others while trying to work out where the light is actually shining from rb
I've told you before. I just emanate. "
It's from the rectum right?
Let's get this show on the road!
Judas and Barabas are making an extra special appearance as a stand up duo. |
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"If I'm the star leading the way it's about time we got this show on the road. We'll never get to Bethlehem at this rate.
Wise men and WiseBo line up. Watch out for the cameltoes.
Shepherds let's get the flock out of here......
Well I'm ready anyhow waits for others while trying to work out where the light is actually shining from rb
I've told you before. I just emanate.
It's from the rectum right?
Let's get this show on the road!
Judas and Barabas are making an extra special appearance as a stand up duo. "
Fair play to them even if they are 30+ years early to the party. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If I'm the star leading the way it's about time we got this show on the road. We'll never get to Bethlehem at this rate.
Wise men and WiseBo line up. Watch out for the cameltoes.
Shepherds let's get the flock out of here......
Well I'm ready anyhow waits for others while trying to work out where the light is actually shining from rb
I've told you before. I just emanate.
It's from the rectum right?
Let's get this show on the road!
Judas and Barabas are making an extra special appearance as a stand up duo.
Fair play to them even if they are 30+ years early to the party. "
It'll all knit together nicely
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If Judas is in this does it mean someone is going to hear a cock crow 3 times "
Judas is like the Terminator.... Sent back in time!
But... As we find out in Act 3. Future Judas is in fact Jesus' dad as he was the one who fucked Mary, 9 month prior at the annual Nazareth beheading exhibition!
This production will shake a few things up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If Judas is in this does it mean someone is going to hear a cock crow 3 times
Well now we need someone to play a cock "
The boys with the magical wands on the other thread sure |
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