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Fabvent Calendar - Day 22

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's not long until the big day itself!

So with that in mind what are some things you can say at Christmas and during sex?

"It's not much but I hope you like it"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only assholes dont wrap

That old dude keeps offering to empty his sack for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning Pete

"I was dreaming about it"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thats it now for another year

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So much build up and then just like that it’s over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How long do you leave it in for?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thats it now for another year"

You swore you weren't married!!

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

What do you mean....thats not the toys you were looking for

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

I am trying to stuff the bird

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By *iscuits8Man over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"Actually I'd prefer if none of your family joined us..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's alot of waste

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

I know you go to all that effort for the big day and its over in the blink of an eye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Actually I'd prefer if none of your family joined us...""

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

I can't even get it to stand to attention if the fuckin Queen is on the telly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love my new toy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any leftovers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please say there’s batteries in it

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

That sack looks very full

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I cant wait to just lie on the couch and do nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will you pull mine?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm finished take it away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh come all ye faithful

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

You need to massage the breast thoroughly making sure to generously cover with butter. That bird needs to be good and moist when it comes to eating

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Silent night

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By *herieWoman over a year ago

The Burbs

I need a nap after that

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

I'm full to the brim

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