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over a year ago
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If you watch closely his Dad throws his plane ticket in the bin with the napkins when cleaning up the mess made at dinner.
I reckon he took that as an opportunity to do it on purpose!  |
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By *og-Man OP Man
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"I got left in the middle of the Norfolk Broads as a kid. I blamed EVERYONE! I'm sure I wasn't as unlikeable as Kevin though, & it was just forgetful neglect rather than deliberate malice  "
I once when into a shop in Cove while my other half went in to the shop next door
It wasn't until we both came out and met on the path that we realised that neither of us had the 5 yr old
He was crying in a shop a few doors away holding the shopkeepers hand
We still blame each other to be honest and 20 yrs later he still says he's traumatised  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Once is a freak occurrence!
For the same thing to happen twice is not only a reflection on the child for being a flute but poor parenting techniques 
"I made my family disappear!"
No you did not, you were fucked in the attic for being a disease  |
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"Once is a freak occurrence!
For the same thing to happen twice is not only a reflection on the child for being a flute but poor parenting techniques
"I made my family disappear!"
No you did not, you were fucked in the attic for being a disease "
See, now I'm starting to doubt my assessment. I 'got lost' on the Isle of Man as well. Starting to think my family only took me on holiday to lose me. |
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By *og-Man OP Man
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"Once is a freak occurrence!
For the same thing to happen twice is not only a reflection on the child for being a flute but poor parenting techniques
"I made my family disappear!"
No you did not, you were fucked in the attic for being a disease
See, now I'm starting to doubt my assessment. I 'got lost' on the Isle of Man as well. Starting to think my family only took me on holiday to lose me."
Did you ever check all the tickets to see if any were only one way |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once is a freak occurrence!
For the same thing to happen twice is not only a reflection on the child for being a flute but poor parenting techniques
"I made my family disappear!"
No you did not, you were fucked in the attic for being a disease "
Are we to believe that he is cunning enough to outsmart the infamous Wet Bandits, yet when he woke up late and everyone was gone, he couldnt figure out that they just left for Paris without him? Boy I sure hope someone was fired for that blunder. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once is a freak occurrence!
For the same thing to happen twice is not only a reflection on the child for being a flute but poor parenting techniques
"I made my family disappear!"
No you did not, you were fucked in the attic for being a disease
See, now I'm starting to doubt my assessment. I 'got lost' on the Isle of Man as well. Starting to think my family only took me on holiday to lose me."
You need to interrogate your family  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once is a freak occurrence!
For the same thing to happen twice is not only a reflection on the child for being a flute but poor parenting techniques
"I made my family disappear!"
No you did not, you were fucked in the attic for being a disease
Are we to believe that he is cunning enough to outsmart the infamous Wet Bandits, yet when he woke up late and everyone was gone, he couldnt figure out that they just left for Paris without him? Boy I sure hope someone was fired for that blunder. "
Or.... The wet bandits are remarkably stupid!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When I was a kid, I was getting the bus to school and fell asleep.
The school didn't ring home and the bus driver didn't realise till 1pm when he had another run.
So, it's his fault, kids are stupid.
I had a great sleep though! |
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