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The Great Biscuit Bracket - Round One
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Who will win!
With all the tea and coffee shared amongst Fabbers there's surely a cookie connoisseur or two amongst us 
Yet what one biscuit reigns supreme above all others?
Is it the old fashioned Rich Tea? The sturdy and dependable Hobnob? Perhaps you're partial to a Ginger Nut or two 
Maybe we'll settle the age old Jaffa Cake debate! Tunnock's teacake too even 
Every two days we'll have two choices and a vote until the 'Best Biscuit' is crowned!
Round One:
Rich Tea
*OR*
Digestives |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rich Tea....
Its got none of those notions a Digestive does and doesn't need fancy chocolate or caramel not to taste like saw dust....
Pile on some real butter and tos better than sex...(*disclaimer* my sex may be terrible) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh for me the biscuits depends on the mood im in
But trying to pick a fav..... that's like picking your favourite child lol
Right now if I could pick a biscuit id say a viscount |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rich Tea....
Its got none of those notions a Digestive does and doesn't need fancy chocolate or caramel not to taste like saw dust....
Pile on some real butter and tos better than sex...(*disclaimer* my sex may be terrible)"
Love two rich teas with a bit of butter squished between mmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Digestives!
Kaizer is alarmed that this is even a debate!? 
Early days yet but it's not just a debate...it's a tie it seems! "
Rich tea are fine if you are 80,having tae and lost your dentures  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Digestives!
Kaizer is alarmed that this is even a debate!?
Early days yet but it's not just a debate...it's a tie it seems!
Rich tea are fine if you are 80,having tae and lost your dentures "
And your point is  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rich Tea...the king of dunking biscuits, nay the king of biscuits full stop! There is no other that comes even close. Pretenders to the crown come and go but the Rich Tea endures. Bow down to its glorious supremacy!
Errr, yeah, Rich Tea.I really like them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m stunned at the turn out for rich tea. Surely they are the biscuit you eat when there is literally nothing else in the tin?!"
Could there be an early giant-killing on the cards? |
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"I’m stunned at the turn out for rich tea. Surely they are the biscuit you eat when there is literally nothing else in the tin?!
A digestive is just a naked chocolate digestive "
And somethings are better enjoyed naked. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"I’m stunned at the turn out for rich tea. Surely they are the biscuit you eat when there is literally nothing else in the tin?!
A digestive is just a naked chocolate digestive
And somethings are better enjoyed naked."
And somethings are better covered in chocolate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Digestives!
Kaizer is alarmed that this is even a debate!?
Early days yet but it's not just a debate...it's a tie it seems!
Rich tea are fine if you are 80,having tae and lost your dentures
And your point is "
If you are 80 you shouldn't be on Fab talking shite!!  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Digestives!
Kaizer is alarmed that this is even a debate!?
Early days yet but it's not just a debate...it's a tie it seems!
Rich tea are fine if you are 80,having tae and lost your dentures
And your point is
If you are 80 you shouldn't be on Fab talking shite!! "
As against talking shite at 40 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Digestives!
Kaizer is alarmed that this is even a debate!?
Early days yet but it's not just a debate...it's a tie it seems!
Rich tea are fine if you are 80,having tae and lost your dentures
And your point is
If you are 80 you shouldn't be on Fab talking shite!!
As against talking shite at 40 "
Korrect!!
When Kaizer is 80 the biggest challenge each day will be remembering where the goddam commode has been hiding! |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Digestives!
Kaizer is alarmed that this is even a debate!?
Early days yet but it's not just a debate...it's a tie it seems!
Rich tea are fine if you are 80,having tae and lost your dentures
And your point is
If you are 80 you shouldn't be on Fab talking shite!!
As against talking shite at 40
Korrect!!
When Kaizer is 80 the biggest challenge each day will be remembering where the goddam commode has been hiding! "
I have no doubt that some buxom young nurses will be at your beck and call |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If Rich Tea came in your tin of biscuits at Christmas, there isnt a human alive who would reach for Rich Tea first!
And they are too wide to even dip in your mug properly too. You have to nibble off a dry boring flavourless arc before it fits into your mug. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If Rich Tea came in your tin of biscuits at Christmas, there isnt a human alive who would reach for Rich Tea first!
And they are too wide to even dip in your mug properly too. You have to nibble off a dry boring flavourless arc before it fits into your mug. "
I take it you're on the fence with this one so? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If Rich Tea came in your tin of biscuits at Christmas, there isnt a human alive who would reach for Rich Tea first!
And they are too wide to even dip in your mug properly too. You have to nibble off a dry boring flavourless arc before it fits into your mug. "
No...just no...
See this is the problem with digestive eaters....
I mean clearly your mug is too small and not filled to the top |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If Rich Tea came in your tin of biscuits at Christmas, there isnt a human alive who would reach for Rich Tea first!
And they are too wide to even dip in your mug properly too. You have to nibble off a dry boring flavourless arc before it fits into your mug.
I take it you're on the fence with this one so? "
Haha. Apparently Rich tea is one if the best selling biscuits in the UK. Maybe I'm just not posh enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Digestives!
Kaizer is alarmed that this is even a debate!?
Early days yet but it's not just a debate...it's a tie it seems!
Rich tea are fine if you are 80,having tae and lost your dentures
And your point is
If you are 80 you shouldn't be on Fab talking shite!!
As against talking shite at 40
Korrect!!
When Kaizer is 80 the biggest challenge each day will be remembering where the goddam commode has been hiding!
I have no doubt that some buxom young nurses will be at your beck and call "
They will have their hands full with a senial Manbeast  |
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"If Rich Tea came in your tin of biscuits at Christmas, there isnt a human alive who would reach for Rich Tea first!
And they are too wide to even dip in your mug properly too. You have to nibble off a dry boring flavourless arc before it fits into your mug.
No...just no...
See this is the problem with digestive eaters....
I mean clearly your mug is too small and not filled to the top"
I’m so disappointed in you Boobs  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"If Rich Tea came in your tin of biscuits at Christmas, there isnt a human alive who would reach for Rich Tea first!
And they are too wide to even dip in your mug properly too. You have to nibble off a dry boring flavourless arc before it fits into your mug.
I take it you're on the fence with this one so?
Haha. Apparently Rich tea is one if the best selling biscuits in the UK. Maybe I'm just not posh enough"
Or you live in Ireland |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If Rich Tea came in your tin of biscuits at Christmas, there isnt a human alive who would reach for Rich Tea first!
And they are too wide to even dip in your mug properly too. You have to nibble off a dry boring flavourless arc before it fits into your mug. "
You need a wider mug |
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By *dfabMan
over a year ago
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Don't know if it's above but old school Victoria used to come in a tin and they had a thick dark chocolate sandwich.
The chocolate must have been about 80% cocoa and the filling was quite sweet, with a hint of vanilla and coconut.
It was lush.
Can't remember the name and it's no longer in the cheap ass Victoria produced now 
Bring back quality I say! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohh degestives with butter please
Belle that’s like butter on butter
And your point is "
I’m not a fan of that much butter
But if the only other option is rich tea I hear ya  |
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