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over a year ago
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Post 3 things about yourself, only 2 of which are true, see who can guess which is the lie :
My car is currently sporting a Rudolph nose and antlers
I had cancer in my twenties
MMFM is at the top of our 2021 wishlist
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"Post 3 things about yourself, only 2 of which are true, see who can guess which is the lie :
My car is currently sporting a Rudolph nose and antlers
I had cancer in my twenties
MMFM is at the top of our 2021 wishlist
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Number 1 is the lie? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Post 3 things about yourself, only 2 of which are true, see who can guess which is the lie :
My car is currently sporting a Rudolph nose and antlers
I had cancer in my twenties
MMFM is at the top of our 2021 wishlist
Number 1 is the lie?"
Too obvious, right?  |
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"Post 3 things about yourself, only 2 of which are true, see who can guess which is the lie :
My car is currently sporting a Rudolph nose and antlers
I had cancer in my twenties
MMFM is at the top of our 2021 wishlist
Number 1 is the lie?
Too obvious, right? "
Totally ya grinch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Post 3 things about yourself, only 2 of which are true, see who can guess which is the lie :
My car is currently sporting a Rudolph nose and antlers
I had cancer in my twenties
MMFM is at the top of our 2021 wishlist
Number 1 is the lie?
Too obvious, right?
Totally ya grinch "
Your turn now  |
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"Post 3 things about yourself, only 2 of which are true, see who can guess which is the lie :
My car is currently sporting a Rudolph nose and antlers
I had cancer in my twenties
MMFM is at the top of our 2021 wishlist
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Rudolph
Had my first kiss just before turning 20
Been to Florida 10 times
Going to win the penis thread
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can speak four languages
I love knitting
I love having my feet rubbed and touched
The last one?
Correct "
I could just picture you knitting furiously while wearing your Viking helmet and watching something without the subtitles on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can speak four languages
I love knitting
I love having my feet rubbed and touched
The last one?
Correct
I could just picture you knitting furiously while wearing your Viking helmet and watching something without the subtitles on "
Any chance of a jumper for Xmas then ? |
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"Post 3 things about yourself, only 2 of which are true, see who can guess which is the lie :
My car is currently sporting a Rudolph nose and antlers
I had cancer in my twenties
MMFM is at the top of our 2021 wishlist
Rudolph
Had my first kiss just before turning 20
Been to Florida 10 times
Going to win the penis thread
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The last one |
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"I can speak four languages
I love knitting
I love having my feet rubbed and touched
The last one?
Correct
I could just picture you knitting furiously while wearing your Viking helmet and watching something without the subtitles on "
Im saving for a hand forged helmet |
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"Post 3 things about yourself, only 2 of which are true, see who can guess which is the lie :
My car is currently sporting a Rudolph nose and antlers
I had cancer in my twenties
MMFM is at the top of our 2021 wishlist
Rudolph
Had my first kiss just before turning 20
Been to Florida 10 times
Going to win the penis thread
The last one "
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"I can speak four languages
I love knitting
I love having my feet rubbed and touched
The last one?
Correct
I could just picture you knitting furiously while wearing your Viking helmet and watching something without the subtitles on
Im saving for a hand forged helmet "
You need to work it just right, it’s all in the wrist |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can speak four languages
I love knitting
I love having my feet rubbed and touched
The last one?
Correct
I could just picture you knitting furiously while wearing your Viking helmet and watching something without the subtitles on
Im saving for a hand forged helmet "
Couldn't you knit one? |
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"I can speak four languages
I love knitting
I love having my feet rubbed and touched
The last one?
Correct
I could just picture you knitting furiously while wearing your Viking helmet and watching something without the subtitles on
Im saving for a hand forged helmet
Couldn't you knit one? "
Wool aint gonna protect my head casey duh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I still play with Lego
I have two trade qualifications
I’ve never been abroad
Last one 
Correct
Really? You literally have a whole world to discover  "
That was the lie |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can speak four languages
I love knitting
I love having my feet rubbed and touched
The last one?
Correct
I could just picture you knitting furiously while wearing your Viking helmet and watching something without the subtitles on
Im saving for a hand forged helmet
Couldn't you knit one?
Wool aint gonna protect my head casey duh"
but you'll be warm  |
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"I was once an all Ireland Ballroom dancing champion
I once had to remove a bloke from a crowd at a Beyoncé concert as he was walking around with his dick out mastubating
I've tried C---ine "
number 1 |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"I was once an all Ireland Ballroom dancing champion
I once had to remove a bloke from a crowd at a Beyoncé concert as he was walking around with his dick out mastubating
I've tried C---ine number 1"
No sorry I'll send you a pic |
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"I was once an all Ireland Ballroom dancing champion
I once had to remove a bloke from a crowd at a Beyoncé concert as he was walking around with his dick out mastubating
I've tried C---ine number 1
No sorry I'll send you a pic "
the last one |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"I was once an all Ireland Ballroom dancing champion
I once had to remove a bloke from a crowd at a Beyoncé concert as he was walking around with his dick out mastubating
I've tried C---ine number 1
No sorry I'll send you a pic the last one "
Correct |
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"I used to live in America
I had my backside shot with a pellet gun
I refused to meet Shane Ritchie backstage. "
Well I'd shoot your bottom with something as well so it's not that.
I reckon you'd ride Shane Ritchie from here to Timbuktu so it's not that either..
You never lived in America |
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"I used to live in America
I had my backside shot with a pellet gun
I refused to meet Shane Ritchie backstage.
Well I'd shoot your bottom with something as well so it's not that.
I reckon you'd ride Shane Ritchie from here to Timbuktu so it's not that either..
You never lived in America "
its the first one. Your right . I did get offered to meet Shane Ritchie for a drink backstage and I declined . And I did get the shooting in my ass with pellet gun it bloody hurt too |
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"I used to live in America
I had my backside shot with a pellet gun
I refused to meet Shane Ritchie backstage.
Well I'd shoot your bottom with something as well so it's not that.
I reckon you'd ride Shane Ritchie from here to Timbuktu so it's not that either..
You never lived in America its the first one. Your right . I did get offered to meet Shane Ritchie for a drink backstage and I declined . And I did get the shooting in my ass with pellet gun it bloody hurt too "
C'mere and I'll kiss it better for you  |
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"I used to live in America
I had my backside shot with a pellet gun
I refused to meet Shane Ritchie backstage.
Well I'd shoot your bottom with something as well so it's not that.
I reckon you'd ride Shane Ritchie from here to Timbuktu so it's not that either..
You never lived in America its the first one. Your right . I did get offered to meet Shane Ritchie for a drink backstage and I declined . And I did get the shooting in my ass with pellet gun it bloody hurt too
C'mere and I'll kiss it better for you "
thanks Michael |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Won the Dublin Minor Hurling championship.
Had a fistfight with a bear and won.
Never been to Japan.
No #3 is a lie
What gave it away haha"
Okay no #2 must be a lie then |
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"I got shot in the leg.
I accidently punched a guard.
I starred on stage in national theatre
I'll guess the accidental punch on a guard, you must have intentionally punched him "
Correct I've never punched a guard |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"I got shot in the leg.
I accidently punched a guard.
I starred on stage in national theatre
I'll guess the accidental punch on a guard, you must have intentionally punched him
Correct I've never punched a guard "
But you were shot |
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"Won the Dublin Minor Hurling championship.
Had a fistfight with a bear and won.
Never been to Japan.
No #3 is a lie
What gave it away haha"
Cause it was a humble brag
I have been to 80 countries...I would never say I hadnt been to one. It makes you look very untravelled btw |
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"Won the Dublin Minor Hurling championship.
Had a fistfight with a bear and won.
Never been to Japan.
No #3 is a lie
What gave it away haha
Okay no #2 must be a lie then "
Nah that did happen, but it was in a console game so technically it's not a lie but I never said it happened in real life |
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By (user no longer on site)
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1. Went skinny dipping in an open air swimming pool in the middle of Tehran.
2. Taught a former Miss Jamaica to scuba dive.
3. Drove a racing car around the Hockenheim F1 track in Germany. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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1. Kaizer has signed more autographs than some people have had hot dinners!
2. ThunderkissEnterprises© is registered with the CRO.
3. It is a proven fact that whenst properly applied a Thunderkiss will result in a lady getting extremely aroused  |
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By *og-ManMan
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"1. Went skinny dipping in an open air swimming pool in the middle of Tehran.
2. Taught a former Miss Jamaica to scuba dive.
3. Drove a racing car around the Hockenheim F1 track in Germany."
I'd like to believe that they're all true but I'll go with 3 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. Went skinny dipping in an open air swimming pool in the middle of Tehran.
2. Taught a former Miss Jamaica to scuba dive.
3. Drove a racing car around the Hockenheim F1 track in Germany.
I'd like to believe that they're all true but I'll go with 3 "
3 was the lie...although I have roller bladed around the hockenheim race track...not sure that counts as racing though lol |
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By *og-ManMan
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"1. Went skinny dipping in an open air swimming pool in the middle of Tehran.
2. Taught a former Miss Jamaica to scuba dive.
3. Drove a racing car around the Hockenheim F1 track in Germany.
I'd like to believe that they're all true but I'll go with 3
3 was the lie...although I have roller bladed around the hockenheim race track...not sure that counts as racing though lol "
It's on wheels...it counts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.
I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy by far.
I'm too sexy for my cat.
3. Ya gots no pussy maaan  "
True! I ain't got no pussy at all! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.
I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy by far.
I'm too sexy for my cat.
3. Ya gots no pussy maaan
True! I ain't got no pussy at all!"
Or should I say correct. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.
I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy by far.
I'm too sexy for my cat.
3. Ya gots no pussy maaan
True! I ain't got no pussy at all!"
Word |
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"I got shot in the leg.
I accidently punched a guard.
I starred on stage in national theatre
I'll guess the accidental punch on a guard, you must have intentionally punched him
Correct I've never punched a guard
But you were shot "
On a rifle range in the army Cadets by a 22 right in the lower thigh stung like a bitch the little runt got a boot In the ribs |
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By *og-ManMan
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"I got shot in the leg.
I accidently punched a guard.
I starred on stage in national theatre
I'll guess the accidental punch on a guard, you must have intentionally punched him
Correct I've never punched a guard
But you were shot
On a rifle range in the army Cadets by a 22 right in the lower thigh stung like a bitch the little runt got a boot In the ribs "
The least he deserved....id imagine the paperwork was horrendous also |
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By *og-ManMan
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"Nope we were both minors, not sure maybe the instructor got in trouble. He picked the pellet out with a Swiss army knife, all that's left is small mark like a bsg. "
Jesus christ thats even worse than getting shot
That's John Rambo stuff right there |
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