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Fabvent Calendar - Day 17
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just a wee game to hopefully spread a little fun 
"Corrupt a Wish"
Post something that you wish for and the next poster will ruin it and leave their own!
For example:
"I wish to win the lottery!"
..."Granted but it's all in Monopoly money 
I wish to be able to fly..."
I'll leave the flying one as my own |
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"Just a wee game to hopefully spread a little fun
"Corrupt a Wish"
Post something that you wish for and the next poster will ruin it and leave their own!
For example:
"I wish to win the lottery!"
..."Granted but it's all in Monopoly money
I wish to be able to fly..."
I'll leave the flying one as my own "
But you can only fly 5ft from the ground and 5ft in distance at any one time |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"I wish it could be Christmas every day!
But then youd have to eat Turkey every day for the rest of your life 
I wish for a white Christmas "
But then you'd have Salt everywhere
I wish for a massive party in 2021 |
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"I wish it could be Christmas every day!
But then youd have to eat Turkey every day for the rest of your life
I wish for a white Christmas
But then you'd have Salt everywhere
I wish for a massive party in 2021 "
Granted but the people attending are people you dont like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish for sun holiday
Granted but its in Saudi Arabia
I wish for Dublin to win the all Ireland this weekend "
In your dreams Mr BM
I wish to win a lotto and finally open my own business somewhere in Spain  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish for sun holiday
Granted but its in Saudi Arabia
I wish for Dublin to win the all Ireland this weekend
In your dreams Mr BM
I wish to win a lotto and finally open my own business somewhere in Spain "
Granted but its a brothel 
Kaizer wishes for Liz Hurley's legs wrapped around his face  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish for sun holiday
Granted but its in Saudi Arabia
I wish for Dublin to win the all Ireland this weekend
In your dreams Mr BM
I wish to win a lotto and finally open my own business somewhere in Spain
Granted but its a brothel
Kaizer wishes for Liz Hurley's legs wrapped around his face "
Granted: but they are attached to Hugh grants body
I wish for a new car |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"I wish for sun holiday
Granted but its in Saudi Arabia
I wish for Dublin to win the all Ireland this weekend
In your dreams Mr BM
I wish to win a lotto and finally open my own business somewhere in Spain
Granted but its a brothel
Kaizer wishes for Liz Hurley's legs wrapped around his face
Granted: but they are attached to Hugh grants body
I wish for a new car "
Granted but its a Dacia Duster
I wish to be 2 stone lighter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted. But it’s next door to twat mr Trump
I wish I could have the afternoon off and go on the lash "
Granted but you are barred from all the pubs we go to
I wish I never had to do housework again |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Granted. But it’s next door to twat mr Trump
I wish I could have the afternoon off and go on the lash
Granted but you are barred from all the pubs we go to
I wish I never had to do housework again "
You don't ....because your homeless
I wish I could take tomorrow off and go for a drive |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You don't ....because your homeless
I wish I could take tomorrow off and go for a drive "
Granted but there's temporary traffic lights every 100 yards
I wish I had blue eyes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't ....because your homeless
I wish I could take tomorrow off and go for a drive
Granted but there's temporary traffic lights every 100 yards
I wish I had blue eyes "
Granted, but you're now colour blind.
I wish someone else would cook the Christmas dinner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't ....because your homeless
I wish I could take tomorrow off and go for a drive
Granted but there's temporary traffic lights every 100 yards
I wish I had blue eyes
Granted, but you're now colour blind.
I wish someone else would cook the Christmas dinner"
Granted, but its Hannibal Lecter 
Kaizer wishes for world peace |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't ....because your homeless
I wish I could take tomorrow off and go for a drive
Granted but there's temporary traffic lights every 100 yards
I wish I had blue eyes
Granted, but you're now colour blind.
I wish someone else would cook the Christmas dinner
Granted, but its Hannibal Lecter
Kaizer wishes for world peace "
Granted But all Kaizers get locked up
I wish she would return my mail |
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"You don't ....because your homeless
I wish I could take tomorrow off and go for a drive
Granted but there's temporary traffic lights every 100 yards
I wish I had blue eyes
Granted, but you're now colour blind.
I wish someone else would cook the Christmas dinner
Granted, but its Hannibal Lecter
Kaizer wishes for world peace
Granted But all Kaizers get locked up
I wish she would return my mail "
'She' doesn't exist
I wish for a massive orgy. |
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"You don't ....because your homeless
I wish I could take tomorrow off and go for a drive
Granted but there's temporary traffic lights every 100 yards
I wish I had blue eyes
Granted, but you're now colour blind.
I wish someone else would cook the Christmas dinner
Granted, but its Hannibal Lecter
Kaizer wishes for world peace
Granted But all Kaizers get locked up
I wish she would return my mail
'She' doesn't exist
I wish for a massive orgy."
Granted but all the men are limp and the women have no enterances
I wish I wasn't as awesome |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Granted but all the men are limp and the women have no enterances
I wish I wasn't as awesome"
Granted but now you put people to sleep when you talk
I wish I was famous! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Granted but all the men are limp and the women have no enterances
I wish I wasn't as awesome
Granted but now you put people to sleep when you talk
I wish I was famous! "
Granted, but it's for your twerking videos
I wish I were multilingual |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted but you can say only one phase.
I wish I could move to the caribean "
Granted but its aboard a pirate ship and you are first mate 
Kaizer wishes for a new year's KFFF with 3 beautiful buxom babes  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Granted but you can say only one phase.
I wish I could move to the caribean
Granted but its aboard a pirate ship and you are first mate
Kaizer wishes for a new year's KFFF with 3 beautiful buxom babes "
Granted but ...
Its with Anya and her friends...your charms dont work
I wish for a clear road tomorrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Granted but you can say only one phase.
I wish I could move to the caribean
Granted but its aboard a pirate ship and you are first mate
Kaizer wishes for a new year's KFFF with 3 beautiful buxom babes
Granted but ...
Its with Anya and her friends...your charms dont work
I wish for a clear road tomorrow "
Only in Anyas dreams.... Kaizer is clearly out of her league
Granted but you must use baby Kaizer as a mop!
Kaizer wishes for infinite wishes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Granted but you can say only one phase.
I wish I could move to the caribean
Granted but its aboard a pirate ship and you are first mate
Kaizer wishes for a new year's KFFF with 3 beautiful buxom babes
Granted but ...
Its with Anya and her friends...your charms dont work
I wish for a clear road tomorrow
Only in Anyas dreams.... Kaizer is clearly out of her league
Granted but you must use baby Kaizer as a mop!
Kaizer wishes for infinite wishes "
Granted, but all wishes you make need to benefit others!
I wish for a mffffff  |
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"Granted but you can say only one phase.
I wish I could move to the caribean
Granted but its aboard a pirate ship and you are first mate
Kaizer wishes for a new year's KFFF with 3 beautiful buxom babes
Granted but ...
Its with Anya and her friends...your charms dont work
I wish for a clear road tomorrow
Only in Anyas dreams.... Kaizer is clearly out of her league
Granted but you must use baby Kaizer as a mop!
Kaizer wishes for infinite wishes
Granted, but all wishes you make need to benefit others!
I wish for a mffffff "
Granted but you last 20 seconds.
I wish covid would fook right off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Granted but you can say only one phase.
I wish I could move to the caribean
Granted but its aboard a pirate ship and you are first mate
Kaizer wishes for a new year's KFFF with 3 beautiful buxom babes
Granted but ...
Its with Anya and her friends...your charms dont work
I wish for a clear road tomorrow
Only in Anyas dreams.... Kaizer is clearly out of her league
Granted but you must use baby Kaizer as a mop!
Kaizer wishes for infinite wishes
Granted, but all wishes you make need to benefit others!
I wish for a mffffff
Granted but you last 20 seconds.
I wish covid would fook right off."
Haha i could live with that just watch them.haha
Granted but then a a nuke goes off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You forgot your wish
I wish for a 2 hunks for Xmas
Granted but they're more interested in hubby
I wish I had x-ray vision! "
But it only works on lads
I wish I could play a guitar
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted but you can only play one tune!
I wish to be 10 years younger
Granted, but the following day you'll be 20 years older.
I wish to be a good cook."
Granted but you can only use peas and potatoes to cook
I wish I knew what a tracker mortgage was! |
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