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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Cidona for me I've work tomorrow 
Will you drop me home 
Think I'll be better off driving  "
Ahem my diving is just fine I'll have you know 
But ye I'll let you drive we can have chips on the way home then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nothing alcoholic tonight please
Jeez not like a cork lass to refuse
I will be celebrating on Monday then definitely whiskey will be in the glass  "
That’s more like it  |
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"A nice creamy pint of Guinness. Just the one though, I have work in the morning.
Can anyone gimme a lift home?
Ya no bother
Any leftover Birthday cake for the spin back?"
Nah but ill rustle up somethin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kaizer would like a pint of your highly regarded stout and 1 Jameson... Neat!
A little chaser for KT certainly "
Bono estente... And another if you may |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kaizer would like a pint of your highly regarded stout and 1 Jameson... Neat!
A little chaser for KT certainly
Bono estente... And another if you may "
Steady The ladies are getting impatient, must have been the salty bacon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kaizer would like a pint of your highly regarded stout and 1 Jameson... Neat!
A little chaser for KT certainly
Bono estente... And another if you may
Steady The ladies are getting impatient, must have been the salty bacon "
Sort the ladies out as return ASAP  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pint of Guinness for me please and a Jameson for the gorgeous lady over there. "
You will need to be more pacific as we have lots of gorgeous ladies in to night  |
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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago
Enfield & Dublin |
"Pint of Guinness for me please and a Jameson for the gorgeous lady over there.
You will need to be more pacific as we have lots of gorgeous ladies in to night "
Only one gorgeous lady drinking a Jameson. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh barkeep, when you're ready of course, you might want to check the jacks. Someone got sick in the sink! "
O I’m only a bar man. My union says I don’t do Jax |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh barkeep, when you're ready of course, you might want to check the jacks. Someone got sick in the sink!
O I’m only a bar man. My union says I don’t do Jax "
Well then sir you are grossly, and some might say negligently understaffed!
Pint please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Getting ready to go berserker now if i dont get served
Sits and waits for the explosion
And im bringing himself in "
The entertainment has arrived woohoo |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Getting ready to go berserker now if i dont get served
Sits and waits for the explosion
And im bringing himself in
The entertainment has arrived woohoo "
Passes drinks and eats some pizza (seems to happen when we are in a bar together) have a seat. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Getting ready to go berserker now if i dont get served
Sits and waits for the explosion
And im bringing himself in
O this is going to be good
Diet and club orange rock shandy zero. "
Is that an Ed Sheehan song |
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"Getting ready to go berserker now if i dont get served
Sits and waits for the explosion
And im bringing himself in
O this is going to be good
Diet and club orange rock shandy zero.
Is that an Ed Sheehan song "
Ive no idea who that is. Ill see if i can slap on some wardruna before i go break up the bar. Back in a tick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it's a swing party then go on so i will have a diet so fast lad and do and make sure the service is fast won't you... 
Excuse me this is a Covid complient establishment , sit in the corner over there and wait your turn , o and this is a bar not a health food store ....diet "
OK i am leaving this is a terrible way to treat a customer. I will be sure to make an official complaint.  |
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"If it's a swing party then go on so i will have a diet so fast lad and do and make sure the service is fast won't you...
Excuse me this is a Covid complient establishment , sit in the corner over there and wait your turn , o and this is a bar not a health food store ....diet
OK i am leaving this is a terrible way to treat a customer. I will be sure to make an official complaint. "
There wont be a bar soon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it's a swing party then go on so i will have a diet so fast lad and do and make sure the service is fast won't you...
Excuse me this is a Covid complient establishment , sit in the corner over there and wait your turn , o and this is a bar not a health food store ....diet
OK i am leaving this is a terrible way to treat a customer. I will be sure to make an official complaint.
There wont be a bar soon "
I am gone anyway so enjoy the drinks. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If it's a swing party then go on so i will have a diet so fast lad and do and make sure the service is fast won't you...
Excuse me this is a Covid complient establishment , sit in the corner over there and wait your turn , o and this is a bar not a health food store ....diet
OK i am leaving this is a terrible way to treat a customer. I will be sure to make an official complaint.
There wont be a bar soon
I am gone anyway so enjoy the drinks. "
And I was going to offer you one on the house |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it's a swing party then go on so i will have a diet so fast lad and do and make sure the service is fast won't you...
Excuse me this is a Covid complient establishment , sit in the corner over there and wait your turn , o and this is a bar not a health food store ....diet
OK i am leaving this is a terrible way to treat a customer. I will be sure to make an official complaint.
There wont be a bar soon
I am gone anyway so enjoy the drinks.
And I was going to offer you one on the house "
I refuse after the way you spoke to me no one puts baby in a corner.  you have lost me now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If it's a swing party then go on so i will have a diet so fast lad and do and make sure the service is fast won't you...
Excuse me this is a Covid complient establishment , sit in the corner over there and wait your turn , o and this is a bar not a health food store ....diet
OK i am leaving this is a terrible way to treat a customer. I will be sure to make an official complaint.
There wont be a bar soon
I am gone anyway so enjoy the drinks.
And I was going to offer you one on the house
I refuse after the way you spoke to me no one puts baby in a corner. you have lost me now. "
But you’re only back |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"OK ladies the entertainment has arrived, I hear he has great helicopter skills.
Guess I should pass around the hip flask I brought shots ladies?
Id be on my arse after 1"
I'm going to head home enjoy the rest of the night ladies and the helicopter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK ladies the entertainment has arrived, I hear he has great helicopter skills.
Guess I should pass around the hip flask I brought shots ladies?
Id be on my arse after 1"
We'll help you up . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK ladies the entertainment has arrived, I hear he has great helicopter skills.
Guess I should pass around the hip flask I brought shots ladies?
Id be on my arse after 1
I'm going to head home enjoy the rest of the night ladies and the helicopter "
Hey you can't go yet . Rem you said you were driving |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK ladies the entertainment has arrived, I hear he has great helicopter skills.
Guess I should pass around the hip flask I brought shots ladies?
Id be on my arse after 1
I'm going to head home enjoy the rest of the night ladies and the helicopter "
Sit that sassy ass back down here with the rest of us. Someone mentioned cake |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"OK ladies the entertainment has arrived, I hear he has great helicopter skills.
Guess I should pass around the hip flask I brought shots ladies?
Id be on my arse after 1
I'm going to head home enjoy the rest of the night ladies and the helicopter
Hey you can't go yet . Rem you said you were driving "
If I remember correctly my driving excellence was taken over. We were gonna get chips |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"OK ladies the entertainment has arrived, I hear he has great helicopter skills.
Guess I should pass around the hip flask I brought shots ladies?
Id be on my arse after 1
I'm going to head home enjoy the rest of the night ladies and the helicopter
Sit that sassy ass back down here with the rest of us. Someone mentioned cake "
Oh okay so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK ladies the entertainment has arrived, I hear he has great helicopter skills.
Guess I should pass around the hip flask I brought shots ladies?
Id be on my arse after 1
I'm going to head home enjoy the rest of the night ladies and the helicopter
Hey you can't go yet . Rem you said you were driving
If I remember correctly my driving excellence was taken over. We were gonna get chips "
Okie dokie |
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"OK ladies the entertainment has arrived, I hear he has great helicopter skills.
Guess I should pass around the hip flask I brought shots ladies?
Id be on my arse after 1
I'm going to head home enjoy the rest of the night ladies and the helicopter
Hey you can't go yet . Rem you said you were driving
If I remember correctly my driving excellence was taken over. We were gonna get chips
Okie dokie "
will yas bring me back a leg of the aul hen few chips and a tin of Fanta |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK ladies the entertainment has arrived, I hear he has great helicopter skills.
Guess I should pass around the hip flask I brought shots ladies?
Id be on my arse after 1
I'm going to head home enjoy the rest of the night ladies and the helicopter
Hey you can't go yet . Rem you said you were driving
If I remember correctly my driving excellence was taken over. We were gonna get chips
Okie dokie will yas bring me back a leg of the aul hen few chips and a tin of Fanta "
Salt and vinegar? |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"So none of ye feckers boiled the kettle for my cuppa tae
We are out of tea bags, think bog m went to shop to get some"
I'm the only one with manners...sometimes you just need a cup of tea
Boil the kettle please fast ....and a clean cup |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So none of ye feckers boiled the kettle for my cuppa tae
We are out of tea bags, think bog m went to shop to get some
I'm the only one with manners...sometimes you just need a cup of tea
Boil the kettle please fast ....and a clean cup "
Did you get the Barry’s ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So none of ye feckers boiled the kettle for my cuppa tae
We are out of tea bags, think bog m went to shop to get some
I'm the only one with manners...sometimes you just need a cup of tea
Boil the kettle please fast ....and a clean cup "
Your back thank god, thought there was going to be a riot |
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"OK ladies the entertainment has arrived, I hear he has great helicopter skills.
Guess I should pass around the hip flask I brought shots ladies?
Id be on my arse after 1
I'm going to head home enjoy the rest of the night ladies and the helicopter
Hey you can't go yet . Rem you said you were driving
If I remember correctly my driving excellence was taken over. We were gonna get chips
Okie dokie will yas bring me back a leg of the aul hen few chips and a tin of Fanta
Salt and vinegar? "
please |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Can I get a pint over here please?? Excuse me!!
Ya may flash a boob or something cos Fast Lad is anything but fast behind the bar 
I’ve got my ass on show there!!! "
That's why some bloke grabbed his nuts earlier |
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"OK ladies the entertainment has arrived, I hear he has great helicopter skills.
Guess I should pass around the hip flask I brought shots ladies?
Id be on my arse after 1
I'm going to head home enjoy the rest of the night ladies and the helicopter
Hey you can't go yet . Rem you said you were driving
If I remember correctly my driving excellence was taken over. We were gonna get chips "
Did someone mention chips!? Mmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did you get the Barry’s ?
I hope you did. I’m still gagging for it here 
Jeez lads we have a lady gagging for it here !!
It's ok I got the barrys "
Ahaaa Tea is up and calm is restored |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still waiting
Ahaaa one shandy club , rock diet , and what else ??
A smack for getting it wrong I'd imagine "
Think that may have been his plan all along |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Still waiting
Ahaaa one shandy club , rock diet , and what else ??
A smack for getting it wrong I'd imagine
Think that may have been his plan all along "
He's putting his arse out there for it alright |
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"Still waiting
Ahaaa one shandy club , rock diet , and what else ??
A smack for getting it wrong I'd imagine
Think that may have been his plan all along
He's putting his arse out there for it alright "
Im thinking theres an ulterior motive alright |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jack Daniels & Coca Cola
JD is on offer in Tesco to anyone who's interested - £20 for 1tr"
When I stayed up north I used love getting the bulliet for 20.50, its 45 euro down here ffs.. one of the reasons I miss the North (dark) |
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"Jack Daniels & Coca Cola
JD is on offer in Tesco to anyone who's interested - £20 for 1tr
When I stayed up north I used love getting the bulliet for 20.50, its 45 euro down here ffs.. one of the reasons I miss the North (dark)"
If you have friends up north (especially near the border) could always arrange a wee catch up around Dublin or somewhere mid way and just ask them to smuggle a few bottles over
Alternatively- day trip to Belfast zoo (probably the worst reason to visit north) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have an O'Hara's Hop Adventure Centennial please barman. Add a Glenmorangie to that for whatever lady likes a taste of something interesting "
Damn that bar stayed only late last night - operation free flow never works out
Water pls and maybe a paracetamol  |
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