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Things you shouldn't stick into your pussy
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...just to keep the balance... 
A switched on hair curler or straightener  "
Buahahaha great thread! 
Cucumber I have seen recently a video and not sure cry for this girl or laugh at her |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kaizer did a pussy one some time ago DH but it's always good for a refresher
Eh a peat briquette 
Should have known better that Kaizer is always step ahead..... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Frozen veggies
Ice cube is definitely the best to us regarding frozen food  "
During heatwaves the powers that be are compelled to warn ladies not to stick any frozen items in or around the vaginal area! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Frozen veggies
Ice cube is definitely the best to us regarding frozen food "
During heatwaves the powers that be are compelled to warn ladies not to stick any frozen items in or around the vaginal area! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Frozen veggies
Ice cube is definitely the best to us regarding frozen food
During heatwaves the powers that be are compelled to warn ladies not to stick any frozen items in or around the vaginal area! "
Ah so little you know Kaizer!
The ice cube on the clit is amazing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Frozen veggies
Ice cube is definitely the best to us regarding frozen food
During heatwaves the powers that be are compelled to warn ladies not to stick any frozen items in or around the vaginal area!
Ah so little you know Kaizer!
The ice cube on the clit is amazing! "
My freezer is full of ice cubes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Frozen veggies
Ice cube is definitely the best to us regarding frozen food
During heatwaves the powers that be are compelled to warn ladies not to stick any frozen items in or around the vaginal area!
Ah so little you know Kaizer!
The ice cube on the clit is amazing! "
It's a goddam government health warning.... Stick a polar ice cap in there for all Kaizer cares |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Frozen veggies
Ice cube is definitely the best to us regarding frozen food
During heatwaves the powers that be are compelled to warn ladies not to stick any frozen items in or around the vaginal area!
Ah so little you know Kaizer!
The ice cube on the clit is amazing!
It's a goddam government health warning.... Stick a polar ice cap in there for all Kaizer cares "
Definitely, I wont listen to you and stick ice cube to my clit soon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some ping pong balls
If you've ever been to the Banana Bar in Amsterdam you'll disagree
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Not only in Amsterdam
It was happening a few years back in Lisbon  |
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The extended edition DVD gift box set of The Lord of the Rings.
Now you might think I'm saying this for reasons of sheer practicality - as in it wouldn't fit in most pussies - but in reality it's a quality issue: the books are much better and so you should stick them in the pussy instead.
Plus if your fella is an avid reader but isn't in the mood for lovin simply spread your legs, one of the books pops open and hey presto: he'll be in there like an OAP in to a bingo Hall. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"The extended edition DVD gift box set of The Lord of the Rings.
Now you might think I'm saying this for reasons of sheer practicality - as in it wouldn't fit in most pussies - but in reality it's a quality issue: the books are much better and so you should stick them in the pussy instead.
Plus if your fella is an avid reader but isn't in the mood for lovin simply spread your legs, one of the books pops open and hey presto: he'll be in there like an OAP in to a bingo Hall. "
And at least he could wet his fingers....to turn the pages |
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"The extended edition DVD gift box set of The Lord of the Rings.
Now you might think I'm saying this for reasons of sheer practicality - as in it wouldn't fit in most pussies - but in reality it's a quality issue: the books are much better and so you should stick them in the pussy instead.
Plus if your fella is an avid reader but isn't in the mood for lovin simply spread your legs, one of the books pops open and hey presto: he'll be in there like an OAP in to a bingo Hall.
And at least he could wet his fingers....to turn the pages "
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"A taser (did anyone see that video going around over lockdown - hilarious) that’s an electric cattle prodder lol "
HAHA! No the video was a woman telling you to be sure your vibrator and taser are different colours. She looked pretty shook. Was very funny.
This begs the question... why would you put an electric cattle prodded up your hoop... |
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"A taser (did anyone see that video going around over lockdown - hilarious) that’s an electric cattle prodder lol
HAHA! No the video was a woman telling you to be sure your vibrator and taser are different colours. She looked pretty shook. Was very funny.
This begs the question... why would you put an electric cattle prodded up your hoop..."
I saw a different video so lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I Inserted Glass Marbles As I Thought it might be fun . Took some time to locate them after a good pounding
Sure beats the way I used to play with me marbles "
Are we still talking about glass marbles ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I Inserted Glass Marbles As I Thought it might be fun . Took some time to locate them after a good pounding
Sure beats the way I used to play with me marbles
Are we still talking about glass marbles ? "
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"I Inserted Glass Marbles As I Thought it might be fun . Took some time to locate them after a good pounding
Sure beats the way I used to play with me marbles
Are we still talking about glass marbles ? "
And steelies....they were worth 4 marbles |
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