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Places you should not stick your penis!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lads and lassies, Kaizer saw a disturbing video earlier of a dude trying to burn a flute at a glory hole.
T'was extremely foolish of the flute owner to just stick his appendage without proper investigation.
So let's compile a list of where you should not stick your penis!
A roaring fire
Under a lawnmower
Into a blender
Down the back of a radiator.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lads and lassies, Kaizer saw a disturbing video earlier of a dude trying to burn a flute at a glory hole.
T'was extremely foolish of the flute owner to just stick his appendage without proper investigation.
So let's compile a list of where you should not stick your penis!
A roaring fire
Under a lawnmower
Into a blender
Down the back of a radiator.....
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Sometimes a woman's mouth especially if she is not in right mood
Did I win? |
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"Lads and lassies, Kaizer saw a disturbing video earlier of a dude trying to burn a flute at a glory hole.
T'was extremely foolish of the flute owner to just stick his appendage without proper investigation.
So let's compile a list of where you should not stick your penis!
A roaring fire
Under a lawnmower
Into a blender
Down the back of a radiator.....
Sometimes a woman's mouth especially if she is not in right mood
Did I win? "
u win |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lads and lassies, Kaizer saw a disturbing video earlier of a dude trying to burn a flute at a glory hole.
T'was extremely foolish of the flute owner to just stick his appendage without proper investigation.
So let's compile a list of where you should not stick your penis!
A roaring fire
Under a lawnmower
Into a blender
Down the back of a radiator.....
Sometimes a woman's mouth especially if she is not in right mood
Did I win?
u win "
She doesn't win Jack Shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lads and lassies, Kaizer saw a disturbing video earlier of a dude trying to burn a flute at a glory hole.
T'was extremely foolish of the flute owner to just stick his appendage without proper investigation.
So let's compile a list of where you should not stick your penis!
A roaring fire
Under a lawnmower
Into a blender
Down the back of a radiator.....
Sometimes a woman's mouth especially if she is not in right mood
Did I win?
u win
She doesn't win Jack Shit "
Better keep yours in the right place Kaizer  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lads and lassies, Kaizer saw a disturbing video earlier of a dude trying to burn a flute at a glory hole.
T'was extremely foolish of the flute owner to just stick his appendage without proper investigation.
So let's compile a list of where you should not stick your penis!
A roaring fire
Under a lawnmower
Into a blender
Down the back of a radiator.....
Sometimes a woman's mouth especially if she is not in right mood
Did I win?
u win
She doesn't win Jack Shit
Better keep yours in the right place Kaizer "
Only in your wildest dreams 
Eeeeeeh...a Dyson! Anyone say Dyson? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lads and lassies, Kaizer saw a disturbing video earlier of a dude trying to burn a flute at a glory hole.
T'was extremely foolish of the flute owner to just stick his appendage without proper investigation.
So let's compile a list of where you should not stick your penis!
A roaring fire
Under a lawnmower
Into a blender
Down the back of a radiator.....
Sometimes a woman's mouth especially if she is not in right mood
Did I win? "
WINNER  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Somebody on the forums a couple of weeks back was going to stick their penis into a bed of nettles to see what it felt like "
Ah yes 
How did that work out for him? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lads and lassies, Kaizer saw a disturbing video earlier of a dude trying to burn a flute at a glory hole.
T'was extremely foolish of the flute owner to just stick his appendage without proper investigation.
So let's compile a list of where you should not stick your penis!
A roaring fire
Under a lawnmower
Into a blender
Down the back of a radiator.....
Sometimes a woman's mouth especially if she is not in right mood
Did I win?
WINNER "
She's won nuthin ffs |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Somebody on the forums a couple of weeks back was going to stick their penis into a bed of nettles to see what it felt like
Ah yes
How did that work out for him? "
I crossed my legs and never went back to see |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lads and lassies, Kaizer saw a disturbing video earlier of a dude trying to burn a flute at a glory hole.
T'was extremely foolish of the flute owner to just stick his appendage without proper investigation.
So let's compile a list of where you should not stick your penis!
A roaring fire
Under a lawnmower
Into a blender
Down the back of a radiator.....
Sometimes a woman's mouth especially if she is not in right mood
Did I win?
u win
She doesn't win Jack Shit
Better keep yours in the right place Kaizer
Only in your wildest dreams
Eeeeeeh...a Dyson! Anyone say Dyson? "
Kaizer, you will remember my words one day if you will get to meet a hungry woman and you will be lucky if she leave your jingle balls |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lads and lassies, Kaizer saw a disturbing video earlier of a dude trying to burn a flute at a glory hole.
T'was extremely foolish of the flute owner to just stick his appendage without proper investigation.
So let's compile a list of where you should not stick your penis!
A roaring fire
Under a lawnmower
Into a blender
Down the back of a radiator.....
Sometimes a woman's mouth especially if she is not in right mood
Did I win?
u win
She doesn't win Jack Shit
Better keep yours in the right place Kaizer
Only in your wildest dreams
Eeeeeeh...a Dyson! Anyone say Dyson?
Kaizer, you will remember my words one day if you will get to meet a hungry woman and you will be lucky if she leave your jingle balls "
The lucky lady will have the time of her life with Kaizer's genitalia thank you very much!  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"I once got bitten every badly on the hand trying to break up two dogs fighting
My father said to me after
You should never put your hand where you wouldnt put your cock "
Very wise man ...must suit you with the virus now that you don't have to shake hands with anyone |
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"I once got bitten every badly on the hand trying to break up two dogs fighting
My father said to me after
You should never put your hand where you wouldnt put your cock
Very wise man ...must suit you with the virus now that you don't have to shake hands with anyone "
Badly bitten as in a few stitches not bitten off  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"I once got bitten every badly on the hand trying to break up two dogs fighting
My father said to me after
You should never put your hand where you wouldnt put your cock
Very wise man ...must suit you with the virus now that you don't have to shake hands with anyone
Badly bitten as in a few stitches not bitten off "
Sorry it was a joke...you dont put your cock into someones hand now
If I'm explaining it mustn't have been funny
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In a freshly cooked Birdseye crispy pancake
Where can u get those?  "
Tesco have a fine selection 
Be careful though, cos the inside is hotter than molten lava  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"In a freshly cooked Birdseye crispy pancake
Where can u get those?
Tesco have a fine selection
Be careful though, cos the inside is hotter than molten lava "
Suddenly want one for my dinner for some reason
Never stick your penis into a McDonald's hot apple pie while we're talking eddible hot products |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's a story an old family friend use to tell. He used to work as a counsellor in a psychiatric home in 1970s England and one of the patients was dubbed Johnny the radiator fucker he had a penchant for inserting himself in the old victorian radiators around the facility.
This patient developed an infatuation with a female member of staff and one day decided to penetrate her 1973 Vw beetle.. Seconds before she turned on the ignition causing third degree burns.
Story always stuck with me as a very important piece of automobile advice. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Cheese grater? Although with some folk they might need it! "
Saw an episode of Euro Trash once when that was the kink of some men in New York
Not enough to draw blood but enough to bruise knobs
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In the exhaust pipe of a running Volkswagen Passat 
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