Yep i have had this more than once lol. Pure chancers but lies get you know where really i think, i could be proven wrong am sure plenty have for sure.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How recent are your pictures?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why not wash and go?

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By *m_impact_playMan over a year ago

Dublin

You look so different, without your makeup on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thought you were 6ft

Yep i have had this more than once lol. Pure chancers but lies get you know where really i think, i could be proven wrong am sure plenty have for sure. "

You too

So I'm not the only one being lied to... Yep supposed to be 6ft but was 5`6 or under

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thought you were 6ft

Yep i have had this more than once lol. Pure chancers but lies get you know where really i think, i could be proven wrong am sure plenty have for sure.

You too

So I'm not the only one being lied to... Yep supposed to be 6ft but was 5`6 or under"

Yep had this too. Said 5ft 7 he was shorter than me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's a pretty Adams apple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s not you, it’s me...

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By *elfastDMan over a year ago

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Yes, are you in yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was expecting someone younger

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By *233Man over a year ago

Belfast

You look like your Dad;)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that your mother outside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You won't be needing that

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By *cottybear74Man over a year ago

kilkenny

My mates just like watching

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey neighbour how's the family

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've made a huge mistake"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Magic and unicorns aren’t real.

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Condoms,thought you said condiments

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My psychiatrist recommended a relationship

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you said it was 9inch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry that seat is taken

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"Sorry that seat is taken

Sit on my lap instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey how’s all the family?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry that seat is taken

Sit on my lap instead

Yes Santa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"you said it was 9inch

Mixed up Centimetres and Inches

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought you are taller (man)

Omg! It is not your colour! (fem)

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By *wingme22Man over a year ago

Galway

Oh that's a pungent aroma....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're too handsome for me

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

So are you not kaizer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just here for cake

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By *P_80Man over a year ago

Waterford

'mon let's just get going

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By *ustBoWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

You were my plan b

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By *heeky-69Man over a year ago

Dublin

You look like my mum

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

"You were my plan b "

Could be worse .....Z

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have to shower first

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By *heeky_BudgieMan over a year ago

Belfast

“Can I buy your knickers?”

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By *inaandterryCouple over a year ago

Westmeath

I've a mattress in me van...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've a mattress in me van... "

As long as the heatings on and it’s nice a clean.. what’s wrong with that.. cushions thrown around.. classy out

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By *oo32Man over a year ago

tipperary

The rash is nearly gone

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By *inaandterryCouple over a year ago

Westmeath

If its the first line on a 1st meet, it's a little creepy.

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By *P_80Man over a year ago

Waterford

"Hold on one second"...*does really loud fart

..."Right"... *claps hands and motions to get moving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've never had sex before

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By *ohnFKMan over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

No, it already is hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I forgot the condoms

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Someone didnt use toilet paper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If its the first line on a 1st meet, it's a little creepy.

That's 13 words

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You sunk my battle ship

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

""Hold on one second"...*does really loud fart

..."Right"... *claps hands and motions to get moving"

Brilliant GP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So that's what curvy means

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By *rsmiley69Man over a year ago

Cavan Monaghan

Your sisters are even better

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By *aradisecircusMan over a year ago

Derry

You are a Liverpool fan ?!?!?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are a Liverpool fan ?!?!?!

You ain't a Liverpool fan

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By *arkmandy69Couple over a year ago

waterford

that rash is almost gone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm saving for my operation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm out on day release!

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Yes love a monaghan accent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

While holding a pen and sheet of paper

"How do you spell syphilis?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What size is your cock honestly.

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By *P_80Man over a year ago

Waterford

Haha, I get ya.....""Coffee""

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By *inkywife1981Couple over a year ago

A town near you

Do you think they will ever find a cure for aids

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By *owdyBoobyMan over a year ago

limerick

Who let the dogs out

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

"Do you think they will ever find a cure for aids"

Might be more than 5 words in that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What size is your cock honestly. "

Ooops miss counted lol eyes half closed.

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By *oohnOMan over a year ago

The local

This must be the wrong car

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

A threesome with your carer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you sure its in ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it that time already ?

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

I am going to make cum

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By *uitedgentMan over a year ago

City centre

Pump up da wheels Mammy we're moving

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

Put it in there really

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By *lameBoyMan over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

"I thought you were 6ft"

Dodgy measuring tapes are all over the place now.

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By *lameBoyMan over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

Don’t mind the prison officers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I introduce my mother?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're not here for dogging

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

My mother wants to watch

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I love my wife but

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By *mooth Operator 07Man over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

I forgot my false teeth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/12/20 10:28:40]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit! My ankle tags beeping.

Need to sign in mountjoy

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By *wingme22Man over a year ago

Galway

Oh that kind of dirty....

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By *eteeMan over a year ago

limerick tipp border

Right, let's get this over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I brought the kids along

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My partner had to cancel."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is my first time

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

"I brought the kids along

Have you seen the rates for babysitters...leave them in the reception area...they're grand

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By *ittlekinks38Woman over a year ago

outside belfast x

Its a no from me

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By *rish CougarWoman over a year ago

Bray

Whats with the comb over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You use head and shoulders?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You look better in photos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You look better in photos"

The condom has burst. Again.

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By *upermanslovechildMan over a year ago

Glasnevin

Spitting image of my mother

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(5 mins after meeting) Gosh look at the time...

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By *rish CougarWoman over a year ago

Bray

Do you take it up the arse

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

You are the weakest link

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh! Your Dad's is bigger!"

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By *orethan69Man over a year ago

letterkenny

Do you cum here offer

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By *hett and scarlettCouple over a year ago

Dublin

No alcohol, I’m not eighteen

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By *hett and scarlettCouple over a year ago

Dublin

Ted Bundy is my idol

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By *oreThanOnceMan over a year ago

Dublin

No anal, I ain't clean!

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By *heeky_BudgieMan over a year ago

Belfast

“Sorry. Just came. Premature ejaculation.”

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

Can my inflatable girlfriend partake

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By *ungry CatCouple over a year ago

Belfast

My wife always says that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're just like your brother

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By *avidc2019Man over a year ago

dublin

Your not like your pictures

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By *ohnFKMan over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

It's not me, it's you

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

"It's not me, it's you

Welcome to Dallas Mr President

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By *ebel_LionMan over a year ago

cork

Oh hello mother superior

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This one time at Bandcamp

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By *wingme22Man over a year ago

Galway

You werent my first choice

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

When did you grow that?

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By *ikingCoolMan over a year ago

carmarthen

I only do bearback fucking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Positive for everything except Covid!

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

Is that Kaizer behind you

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By *inaandterryCouple over a year ago

Westmeath

I brought a friend this is Derek

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“You look better in photos”

Is it just me or is this actually true?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blah blah blah fuckin blah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're not what I expected

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There will be no kissing

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan over a year ago

Tipperary

can you suck my dick?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I eat pussy for hours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you wax your chest?

(insert one finger emoji)

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By *lthomasMan over a year ago

Wolves

How old were those pictures?

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By *amsevenMan over a year ago

cork

It's never done that before

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By *yesgreenMan over a year ago

north and south

"It's never done that before"
You didn’t need a picture

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By *lex221Man over a year ago

Waterford

Your mother was slightly better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a racist, but...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look at The state of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh shit, it’s the wife

My test came back positive. "

Covid?

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By *heeky_BudgieMan over a year ago

Belfast

“How much was it again?”

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Your not what I expected

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We thought you'd be filthier?

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Can we do it bareskin

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You will do for now

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By *raggyjackMan over a year ago

Dublin

Do you spit or swallow?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I pay by card?

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By *LLY69Man over a year ago

Gorey

Hush kids asleep next room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You should get tested now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are not my type

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