"Ah yes, because happy endings only apply to old men who rely on Viagra to keep it up, times have changed old man  "
Before you get your knickers in a twist you might like to Google the word masseuse young lady. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Ah yes, because happy endings only apply to old men who rely on Viagra to keep it up, times have changed old man
Before you get your knickers in a twist you might like to Google the word masseuse young lady. "
500 business cards down the drain  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I think people get the point, really I appreciate your concern honestly, at your age the loneliness must be really bad if this is what keeps you occupied. I'll light a candle for you, and my grandad passed away a few years back, I might even try set you up with my nan  |
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By *og-ManMan
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"I think people get the point, really I appreciate your concern honestly, at your age the loneliness must be really bad if this is what keeps you occupied. I'll light a candle for you, and my grandad passed away a few years back, I might even try set you up with my nan "
How olds your nan ...asking for a friend  |
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A "masseuse" is a woman. A " masseur" is a man. Both are French words commonly used in English. Women like to receive a massage from someone who knows what they're doing, so you have the first requisite. They also like to receive from a man who shows, tact, care, empathy,understanding and good listening skills. And not all women need a happy ending. Good luck in finding massage fun here, you could be very busy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I thought offering sexual services here for payment wasn't allowed? Also see last weeks papers for a story about a massage therapist offering happy endings who ended up in court. This practice is illegal in holy catholic Ireland  |
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A young bull and an old bull were standing on top of a hill looking down at a herd of cows. The young bull turned and said to the old bull "im going to run down there and ride one of them cows", ok says the old bull ill walk down and ride the rest of them  |
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"A young bull and an old bull were standing on top of a hill looking down at a herd of cows. The young bull turned and said to the old bull "im going to run down there and ride one of them cows", ok says the old bull ill walk down and ride the rest of them "
Am like the old bull, only think I have not walked down the hill yet |
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